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imagining louis and harry drawing hearts and doodles on each other whereever they can. their way of showing each other that they belong together, even if the world can't know it yet
#welp this was meant to be happy#not sad#its me though#so i'm not surprised#larry stylinson#louis tomlinson#harry styles
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what left me most curious about oliver's packages arriving at charles' place isn't even that they arranged that, because of course they did. what intrigued me is how many packages does oliver get in a week? what's that man ordering. what are people gifting him.
#omitb#only murders spoilers#oliver putnam#charles haden savage#olicharles#theyre married#so i'm not surprised
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we're trying to play staradew together (all 4 of us) but didn't think to show our characters before we finish creating them so we started the game and this is how Kra and Ann looked like
#but they are actually a bit like siblings irl#they're both tall and they have the same kind of jokes and they often say things in unison#so I'm not surprised
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do you just not get taught internet safety in school anymore?
oh no we do. she's just an idiot
#this is the same girl that posts about her eds on tiktok and instagram in like. a bad way#so i'm not surprised#we don't really like her tbh#but yeah she's dumb for that#albatross answers#dusty coathanger
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Oh damn!
Renee is in She-Hulk.
#renee elise goldsberry#She-Hulk#totally missed her#but i saw her retweet the trailer#so i'm not surprised
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just happened and thought y'all would enjoy.
so i ordered that taxidermy ermine slap bracelet that was going around tik tok. i got the delivery confirmation a couple days ago, but it wasn't actually delivered. i got worried for a number of reasons (it was a little pricey, we just had a christmas winter storm, etc). lucky for me, the accidental recipient delivered it in the dead of night, and i got my boy, but not before they had opened the box.
of course, because i wasn't the one to open the package, i don't know if there was any wrapping or one of those mesh bags etsy sellers use. i live in a neighborhood with a lot of elderly people, so ALL I CAN IMAGINE is poor gertude waiting for her cato sweater only for a dead ferret to plop out.
#weird taxidermy#bad taxidermy#small business#i've had a lot of wrong addresses lately#so i'm not surprised#some poor old man got my Sephora package
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Question for older RE fans:
Why is it that there's damn near nothing out there for Josh Stone or Sheva Alomar? They're the only BSAA members we know somewhat in-depth about aside from Piers, and like Piers only showed up in one game. They both genuinely have enjoyable and unique personalities that make them feel like real characters. Plus there could have been a potential side game dedicated to just the two fighting bioterrorists that decide to use poorer countries with little military defense as testing grounds for experimental bioweapons, criticizing how many richer countries can and have destroyed many countries in the Middle East and Africa for resources and then kick the refugees while they're down by refusing them proper aide. Yet, we get nothing. We don't even know if Sheva and Josh are alive RE7 onwards!
Who else wished these two characters were given a little more love by Capcom?
#Resident Evil 5#Josh Stone#Sheva Alomar#ebitch speaks#Just... so much potential wasted#Capcom has dropped so many amazing characters after 1-2 games#so i'm not surprised#just disappointed
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Misty had a meet and greet session at a doggie daycare today. They called me to tell me how she was doing towards the end of her time and said that she was nervous and definitely more interested in people than the other dogs and they recommended half days once a week until she's comfortable
It's interesting because at the dog park, she ignores all the people and plays well. Obviously she's comfortable at the park and the daycare is new. But. She came out with a nice trot and after greeting us, went back to the staff member for some love. I feel good about this place
We took her somewhere else for a meet and greet a couple weeks ago and I was extremely unimpressed. Smelly, overcrowded, small play areas. Misty was very stressed and desperate to leave
#it was clean. dogs were excited coming in. they have a little pool#idk if misty would enjoy that but she likes the beach and playing in the hose so maybe#and they have kennels for the dogs taking a break to use vs crates all around the edges of the room#the boarding kennels have outdoor access. which i think is nice... idk if we'll ever board her but its good to have an option#i watched her on their live camera and she was just following the staff member around#but she is so shy in new places and around new dogs#so I'm not surprised
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lmao why am i not even surprised that Harry only seems happy when interacting with the likes of Phil Jones and Scotty?
#they are all kinda outsiders in their own way#so i'm not surprised#harry maguire#phil jones#scott mctominay
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Tumblr glitches are an art form
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Someone inform the hungarian comms that Bottas's penalty is different from the rest pls
They keep saying he's gonna start dead last
#these ppl always sound like they don't know wgat they are fucking on about#so i'm not surprised#but fucking hell#f1#formula 1
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I cut my medical binder more than in half
I cut my medical binder more than in half
I spent sixty-odd dollars each on two of these, and now wear less than half
The nurse at the hospital suggested
A brand that was over a hundred dollars a-piece
I’m a short-torso’d man with a gut
So I cut my medical binder more than in half
Because what fits over what’s left of my chest
(My beautiful chest - my beating chest - my heart)
Hurt to sit over my furry belly
They told me they found something called Atypical Ductal Hyperplasia
In the pathology report of my tissue samples
They told me it was extremely odd in someone my age
But that I’m manipulating my hormones
And they don’t really have anything else to say besides keep an eye on it
I’m more concerned about not getting sunburn
Now that I have this weight off my chest
#meant to be read @ 2:4 speed#clichenuance talks to a wall#clichenuance text#this is a poem of love and contentment and acceptance#transgender#top surgery#poetry#tw medical#tw cancer#like i've always known and it's even been commented on by my GP that my breast tissue is Super Dense#so i'm Not Surprised#and so neither am I bothered#would have been nice if they'd told me if they got All of it#but they did say that it was 'super extremely tiny and minimal' so shrugs#also with this being ductal it isn't something that shows up as a typical lump so self checks are kind of moot#but everybody no matter where you are on the physical spectrum should be doing self checks so still do those folks#cheers y'all
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos#And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here#and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here#And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives#Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite#2014 me would have. For sure.#This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr#James Somerton#hbomberguy#todd in the shadows#This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday#So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man#The call is coming from inside the house#The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere#And that somewhere was a tumblr post
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law & order thursday started back today 😄🎉👏🙌🥳🍾🤪
the law & order episode was incredibly pro zionism/anti palestine 😐
#i mean the creator of the show is a zionist and so is one of the actors on the show#so i'm not surprised#but oh my god was that an infuriating watch#'far left' 'pro palestine radicals' 'groomed to kill a jewish college president' like what the hell was that#0/10 terrible terrible episode. disgusting.#(they tried to be soooo both sides of the issue but it was very much not)#anyways! from the river to the sea palestine will be free 🇵🇸
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[images ID: three images of a comic titled "one must imagine sisyphus happy" by druid-for-hire. it is a visual narrative beginning with someone with wrist pain (depicted by bright orange nerves) working at a drafting table. the reader is shown the same wrist as the person uses it for many everyday tasks such as carrying a grocery basket, pushing elevator buttons, typing, and doing dishes, until the pain dissolves all the panels into chaos. the person then performs several physical therapy exercises until the pain subsides. they sit back down at a desk with their laptop, sigh, and begin typing. a small spark of pain reappears. end id]
a fun little piece i made during the semester and submitted into our school comic anthology! (which you can buy at the Static Fish table at MoCCAFest in NYC ;] ). it's about artists and injury
#comic art#comics#original comic#chronic pain#carpal tunnel#tendonitis#my art#original#edit: what a delightful surprise to see this take off#this was made for class on very low fuel and very few thoughts and late at night and exhausted#the prompt was just a wordless narrative essay. three pages. and i had nothing and no ideas#and my head hurt and i was too tired to think about doing any of the like. research and mind mapping and ideating i'd do otherwise#but my arm hurt#so i decided to do a thing about arm hurty#i'm surprised to see so many people finding it resonating with them#but then again i shouldn't be. the universal lies in the specific#i should make more things about smaller stuff
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Apparently some disgruntled employee (a manager) from a different Costco quit or was fired and he decided to email his direct store manager and accidentally (or maybe not accidentally) emailed everyone in the company with a company email including the CEO basically listing all his grievances and why his particular store sucked and everything that's gone wrong with the company in the last few years. I think it's absolutely hilarious.
#I'm a 10yr employee of Costco and it is soooo different now than when I started and not in a good way#so I'm not surprised#mildly annoyed no one in my store managed to get a screenshot of the email
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