#so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’
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(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend
#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat#harumi shirai#tomas vrbada#mk smoke#kuai liang#mk scorpion#hanzo hasashi#I still don’t know how to feel about her and Kuai Liang#unless nrs releases more content#I dunno I think they have potential to be a cute couple but for now it’s still sus#also! I love to hc that harumi got Tomas to open up to kuai#cause uhhh the Lin Kuei kinda killed his family#so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’#bi Han would highkey make a tree house and put up a ‘no girls allowed’ sign and she never forgave him for that#if bi Han ends up being the reason she dies in this timeline it would kinda be funny cause he’d be like ‘I never liked you’#and she’d be like ‘me neither you stupid boy’#and he’s like ‘yknow what this isnt even about kuai liang anymore- screw you’#doodles#my art
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Lin Kuei Bros X Enemy Reader MK1 Intros
The concept is you two used to be married but you ended up being a traitor and killed the other two brothers. You hate to see it.
Idk why but when I was picturing the reader’s powers I was picturing the Dimitrescu sisters but stronger. Once again, I don’t know why. Just enjoy the ride.
Bi-Han: I’ll rip you apart for killing my brothers!
You: Brothers? Too bad Tomas isn’t alive to hear this
You: A traitor married to another traitor? It’s comical.
Bi-Han: We are nothing alike
You: Any regrets now Bi-Han?
Bi-Han: Not killing you when I had the chance
Bi-Han: You’ll be dead before dawn
You: Won’t change the fact you betrayed the only people who loved you
You: Kuai Liang begged me not to hurt you before I slaughtered him
Bi-Han: My brother’s death will not be in vain
Bi-Han: I’ll destroy you and anyone who looks like you
You: You’re better at destroying relationships, my love. Not people.
You: I’ll let you pick Harumi from in between my teeth when I’m done with her
Kuai Liang: You won’t have a chance to go after her
You: You never could unite your brothers, could you?
Kuai Liang: Their deaths won’t go unanswered for
Kuai Liang: There’s no redemption for you in my eyes
You: Then I’ll poke my claws right through them
You: I’ve destroyed everything. No army. No clan. Me.
Kuai Liang: Which is exactly why you’ll fall the hardest
You: Vengence won’t consume you, huh?
Kuai Liang: Vengence and justice are not the same
You: You kill me and you’ll become everything you fear
Kuai Liang: Your scare tactics won’t save you
You: You were so desperate for a place to belong, fooling you was almost too easy
Tomas: And I’ll pay for that mistake for the rest of my life
You: If your brothers couldn’t defeat me, what makes you think you can?
Tomas: You underestimating me will lead to your ruin
You: Another family lost Tomas. Maybe you’re cursed.
Tomas: I’ll get revenge for this one
Tomas: You won’t leave this fight alive after what you’ve done
You: I don’t fear a false Lin Kuei
Tomas: Why did you do it?
You: Why not?
You: You should have heard Bi-Han when I killed Kuai Liang in front of him
Tomas: Forget prison! I’ll kill you here and now!
I wanna do a part 2 ngl👀 If Kuai Liang’s name isn’t in orange, it’s because tumblr thinks I’m spelling it wrong and is glitchy asf
Also I feel like I use the same gifs, especially for Kuai Liang and Tomas but when I tell y’all I’ll be scrolling and I’ll see the same ones. My little gif button must be wildin’. Imma have to start hunting these bitches down. I know they’re tired of seeing me use their shit😭😭
#mk1#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#mk1 intros#mortal kombat 1 intros#bi han sub zero#bi han#mk1 bi han#bi han mk#bi han mortal kombat#bi han mk1 intro#subzero mk1#subzero mk1 intro#bi han x reader#scorpion kuai liang#kuai liang mk1#kuai liang#scorpion#scorpion mk1#Kuai liang mk1 intros#kuai liang scorpion#scorpion mk1 intros#tomas vrbada smoke#tomas vrbada#tomas vrbada mk1#mk1 tomas vrbada#mk1 smoke#tomas vrbada mk1 intros#lin kuei#lin kuei brothers
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Rating the ninjago season based on what I’ve gathered from binging the show in 3 weeks while not paying attention 70% of the time
(Spoilers obviously)
Season 1 / Pilot: not often on TV but a very good introduction to the story, love the concept of the skeletons and Garmadon being a knock off Hades, I wish they continued with that instead of the snakes, sadly kinda too fast paced but hey it’s supposed to be a movie I guess, 9/10
Season 2: what my local kids channel played for 5 years on loop, a classic but I’m tired of it bc I’ve seen it too often, has a lot of plot holes and the snakes are too goofy at times for my taste, terrible animation in comparison to the newer seasons, 5/10
Season 3: not as good as I remember it to be but their outfits slap, we finally get to meet PIXAL our queen, the trip to space was kinda random and unnecessary, but the shock when Zane died tho???? 12 year old me was devastated, 8/10
Season 4: really interesting premise, I wish they had committed to Zane staying dead or at least staying away for longer tho, the tension is lost halfway through the season somehow, we need more Skylor content, 7/10
Season 5: Nya has powers now?? And oh it’s just the thing we need to defeat the ghosts???? And airjitzu????? Really?????? Great writing very wow, but Cole being turned into a ghost had me shook so that’s really what saves this season for me, gonna have to subtract some points again tho bc Morro is yelling so much and so loud and it’s annoying, 5.5/10
Season 6: I like the idea of the evil dschinn in a bottle but the rest?? Dschinnjago (how tf is it even spelled)?? What the fuck where’s the creativity, and I hate how literally no one gets character development besides Jay and Nya, literally everyone else had no personality and then gets sucked into that sword, if you’re a jaya stan good for you but this season was so boring to me, 4/10
Season 7: okay this is a hot take bc apparently people kinda like this season and maybe it’s bc I paid even less attention than usual but it was so bad,,,,, snakes again? Can we come up with something different please? Yes the time blades are a cool concept but the rest?? And the character design of the villains is so bad, like seriously what the fuck, my eyes are bleeding, 2/10
Season 8: I was kind of sceptical when they suddenly started with that royal family stuff but Harumi,,, my beloved, the one and only girl boss, I think she’s the best villain of the entire show (yes her goal is kinda cheap but the reason for it and the way she behaves is just top tier villiany), the motorcycle gang is kinda fun as well, dad Cole has my whole heart, and the ending???? BRO?????? 9/10
Season 9: in retrospect it’s really just 4 gays raising a kid in the desert, gives me big mad max fury road vibes at least the aesthetic (i haven’t seen the movie lol), the junk yard baron guy and the faith plot are kinda cringe tho and the HTTYD scene with Kai?? They don’t even try to conceal that it’s a knock off, same camera angle and everything, the plot in ninjago city is like,,,, bro is this still a kids show?? This is straight up ‚a bunch of teens try to fight the fascistic regime in a post apocalyptic world‘, the whole season feels like a filler tho so 7.5/10
Season 10: that Lloyd / Garmadon fight really is something, have the creators forgotten they’re making a kids show??? Don’t remember much besides Harumi straight up dying and thinking that Skylor needs more screentime besides being a plot device, 7/10
Season 11: the beginning is veeeery slow which is kind of annoying and what happened to the plot with Aspheera?? Did I not pay attention again or....?? but the rest? Chefs kiss, love it, Akita my beloved,,,,, I didn’t see Zane as the emperor coming at first (although it’s pretty on the nose now that i think about it) but it’s so dark and so well written I love it,,, like I said a thousand times without the advisor guy and them not having to make it suitable for kids it could have been even better, the ending was so rushed tho and the conflicts were resolved way too easily, that’s why I have to subtract a point, 9/10
Season 12: this season could have used so much more superstar rocking jay content,,, seriously if you give Jay yet another season then fucking commit to it, the second half of the season is literally s6 all over again and I hate it, yes we get it jaya rules but please,,, give the other characters some screentime and development, the way the conflict with unagami is solved is,, questionable??? Like that’s not how it works bro, 6.5/10
Season 13: not at all what I expected it to be bc I had seen so much amazing stuff on here so I was pretty disappointed bc it didn’t feel like Cole’s season, the evil dad trope is overused so pls stop it, the uply (???) and their animated short slapped, we need to see more of Cole’s mom,,, pleeasseeeee, 7/10
Season 14: what the fuck?? Is going on???? Is this even a season??? What’s up with the western colonizers club????? I know it’s set up for s15 but I really didn’t like it esp the portrayal of indigenous people as savages (at least it has the vibe), 1/10
Season 15: listen I’m just not a fan of non human species in the lego world, the snakes were okay but these sea bitches look horrible, the evil son had a great voice actor tho, and the ending,,,,,, bro i still haven’t recovered, I never expected them to commit to something like that, 6.5/10
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The Ninja as Things My Friends and I Have Said
My friend keeps a quote-book and I thought y’all would enjoy this lol
Jay: say your last words to me, I’m about to be smited
Jay: I am so bright, I am star
Kai: Pickles and Dick
Jay: Pickle my dick?
Kai: PICKLE AND DICK!
Lloyd: TICKLE MY DICK?
Kai: I want to play hot potato with a hand grenade
Lloyd: this chocolate milk mocks me
Kai: Can we all agree that when Jay walks he looks like a flamboyant gay drag-queen toddler
Lloyd, looking at a tampon: is that a cheese stick?
Kai: Where you at you little hoe?
Cole: Don’t do gay it’s not healthy
Jay: I live life as a pirate. Because a pirate is free
Jay: The sun's only up for half the year in Alaska
Cole: We have that too. It's called nighttime
Morro: Lick his nuts, they have a sorta Mexican flavor
Kai: I need to be surrounded with seven beautiful naked women in order to sleep at night
Lloyd: You know how there's like a line between bravery and stupidity?
Nya: Jay is that line
Jay: Disclaimer: I am an anxious bean
Wu: It’s not your fault but it is your problem
Cole: I can't keep a straight face anymore. It's gay now.
Lloyd: That was such a late reaction it could've been my dad coming back
Zane: DISCO PENIS
Kai: I wanna stand around and look GORGEOUS
Kai: I'm outrageously good-looking
Zane: No you’re not
Lloyd: I admit when I'm wrong!
Kai: Oh yeah. But I'm like never wrong!
All of the ninja, always: It would be so much fun to hurt a bad person
Zane: what state do I live in?
Jay: depression
Kai: cool onesie... can I get inside it?
Lloyd: They call me Santa. I bring snow to the children.
Kai: Don't fucking giggle you little shit.
Nya: I will beat you with a meat stick
Cole: You moan more than the dumpster out back
Wu: Don't stick the plungers on your foreheads!
Garmadon: whY are you SMelLING the plungers?
Zane: How does one piss in a watermelon?
Lloyd: When I become 99 pounds I'm going to eat a pound of chicken nuggets so I can be 1% chicken nugget. It's indisputable.
Cole: It smells like SHIT. Like it smells kinda okay now, but it still smells like shit. So it's like. Perfumeshit
Jay: Your socks are untied
Lloyd: Morro can just molest himself
Jay: Can you please not get a fucking locker smaller than my self esteem
Zane: You be smellin your own shit soon
Jay: I already do
Zane: Get it? Cause your mom gay.
Everyone: ...what?
Lloyd: My name's Lloyd and I wear shoes sometimes
Nya: Unlike Skylor, they actually like balls
Kai: Fuck fuck fucking fuck fucking fucktown
Jay. I’m about to go commit space heater in bathtub
Kai: Vaccines make you gay
Lloyd: It’s not because I’m Asian, its because I eat rice so much
Zane: Hi. I’m Zane. ... my dick fell off
Kai, to Lloyd: Your dad is my fuckbuddy. ... wait. Shit.
Lloyd: You didn’t miss. You hit me right in the fucking nipple.
Kai: Eat my dick
Nya. Bite off your own dick
Cole: Your face looks like you're trying to make your dick fall off
Lloyd: So we were sitting watching TV eating macaroni with a fruit roll-up soaking my feet in a trashcan
Jay: I’m gonna go commit visit Pompeii in time machine
Jay: How can spiders fall from the ceiling and just skrrrrt away
Kai: Because none of us can speak proper sentences
Kai: Hold on. I'm sending a meme. I can't fight.
Jay: Engulf your own dick
Jay: Please don’t have a Boston tea party in my back yard
Kai: Still it felt like I committed a minor crime in Iran with all the water in my nose
Jay: Sensei Wu, please throw scissors... I kinda wanna die
Kai: I got royally fucked
Jay: Get your meaty luscious legs
Jay: The fuck you mean take my pants off? They're always on! Cause no one wants me to take them off!
Lloyd, picking up a napkin and seeing food fall out: IT’S BIRTHING
Zane, threateningly: Give me your kidneys
The Overlord: Where is your technology stored?
Zane: I can balance my body on my boner and spin like a beyblade
Kai: My balls are not a muscle
Cole: So apparently I'm not the only one with asymmetrical balls.
Lloyd: Wait actually?
Cole: Well yesterday Kai gave us a very descriptive description of his balls
Zane, sarcastically: Gosh darn don’t you hate it when you're not allowed to bring your 5 dollar footlong subway to training
Lloyd: So he poked me in the back with a pencil and my third grade self was like, "BLASPHEMY"
Kai: You.... dickmuncher
Jay: We're playing infinity Life. It's like Life but the cars are infinity stones.
Kai: I could have divine gay sex and it would still be nohomo.
Cole, during some super serious training: Bake me into a pie daddy
Kai: a compliment sandwich, like this: I like your shoes, YOU SUCK, your eyes are pretty
Zane, to Lloyd: Don't KILL her! Too much paperwork!
Jay: Stop moving your butt. It's uncomfortable when you clench it
Cole: The STICK.. will be UP YOU!
Kai: My ASS is your spot!
Jay, teaching Kai to roller skate: First, we master walking
Kai: I know I’m beautiful and perfect and amazing and huMBLE
Lloyd: I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Cole: I'm allergic to emotions!
Zane: Yeet is not a valid Scrabble word
Kai: I love myself 3000. And you should, too. Love yourself, that is. Unless you wanna love me as well, cause that’s cool too.
Zane: Is doing drugs illegal
Lloyd: Post-traumatic stress? More like spicy memories
Jay: Be quiet so I can see
Cole: Why is my wallaber grinding its ass on the floor?
Kai: Whatever, my ass cheeks are balanced ... just as all things should be
Garmadon: IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE SOMEBODY THINK YOU WERE GONNA HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR!
Sensei Garmadon: First of all, nobody says they're fine when they're good
Lloyd, getting himself a donut: A chocolate frosted donut for a chocolate frosted child
Nya, about Harumi: I just loathed her at first sight. Like your dad!
Morro, about Lloyd: He reminds me of a cucumber.
Cole, after becoming human again: I’m like Jesus... I thirst
Lloyd, sipping apple juice out of a shot glass: I'm just... done, ya know
Jay: Zane was eating my popcorn and I was like "hey that's my popcorn!" And he looks me dead in the eye and goes "surprise communism!"
Lloyd: I consumed a spatula
Jay: I almost burned down my house making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Zane, after Jay climbs on his back: Unmount me you heathen.
Kai: Yeah it's been such a dick-licking long time
Karlof: In Metalonia we do not have sister, we have brother with pussy
Zane: I want to delete my meatsack
Little Lloyd: At about 10 I was so hungry so I went to the med tent and pretended to be fainting so I got crackers
Garmadon: Before we leave I'm gonna sing a Disney song to attract all the females. Especially Misako
Jay, about to get sunburned: I know right, sunscreen is gross, you look like a glazed donut after you put it on
Cole: I like nuts but not that much. ... both kinds... I like my own nuts.
Zane: Hi I’m Zane and I’m the only one in this group with any form of common sense
Lloyd: Oh there's just someone throwing up over there!
Kai: That’s hot
Cole, having a cashew thrown at him: I don’t want to swallow your nut ... I DON’T WANT YOUR NUT
Lloyd: My uncle is going to sacrifice my body
Kai: Okay. You ALL can eat MY ass
Lloyd: A picture will last longer than your family will
Garmadon: That last rep was like a hydroflask and this one was like a kleankanteen
Kai: I bet for a second he was like "oh my God they care about me"
Kai: Because no one would be ballsy enough, no pun intended, to whip his dick out and piss on a crowded bus
Jay: Fuck a duck
Lloyd: Please just dont ..ff... a duck
Jay: But the duck likes it. It goes quackquackquackQUACKAFLACK.
Lloyd: Digiorno? More like I'm fucking hungry
Lloyd: My socks are so wet tis but a small price to pay for salvation
Kai: No means no muchacho
Dareth after failing at spinjitzu: Now I'm just dizzy and my ass hurts
Zane: I said, Cole, don’t orgasm in public, it’s rude, and Cole started moaning as loud as humanly possible
Lloyd: Say cheese!
Kai: Whiskey!
Jay: Who the fucking dammit
Jay: Spongebob square-nuts
Jay: Actual- ACTUALLY it WOULDN’T make me more of a smartass because my SMART has yet to be caught up with my ASS
Lloyd: I hate it when my foot becomes the itch
Kai: STDs are like pokemon, you gotta catch em all
Kai: Here y’all are like "I like them 'cause of how they hold themselves and whatnot" and I’m just like “GIRL PRETTY"
Cole: I hate it whenever my foot becomes the gay.
Kai: I’m shit at being a person, not a shit person.
Zane: Buses turn me on
Jay: No pissing in our VSCO hangout!
Lloyd: Are y’all on high?
Kai: Its gotta warm up to start lavaing, now it’s just lamping.
Kai, crying: When I was crawling through the sewer my hair got stuck in my knee pit and ripped out a chunk
Lloyd, deepthroating a plastic recorder: I’m blonde so naturally, I'm good at this
Kai: I’m depressed. I’m stressed. But at least I’m well-dressed.
Lloyd: Nom nom milk carton
Cole, playing Life: Give me children
Jay, on a Thursday: If Friday was a Tuesday, it would be today
Kai: We're eating lotion and calling it spicy butter ... it’s spiritually spicy
Kai: I don’t fucking know! I'm not a cheese wheel!
Zane: Beepbeep bitch what's that? My lie detector smells a lie
Lloyd: I aced two tests today! The PSAT and the rice purity test!
Pixal: I don't really get the phrase "dry as bones" because your bones are in fact, wet
Cole: Kai, Kai, we can draw you as one of those anime girls. With humungous eyes. Actually no, it doesn't matter what the size of your eyes are. But your boobs are HUGE.
Lloyd: Jay wants to become the Alpha hoe
Cole: STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD AND SAYING IT FEELS GOOD
Jay: Deli sandwich equals cold hamburger
Lloyd: How was your day?
Cole: Good. I have pie dough in my water bottle
Jay: If we do that we can reach our minimum requirement which is our goal
Kai: You can taste the freedom in that nacho cheese
Lloyd: I lust for the crust
Garmadon: You dirty-minded fools!
Anyone, to Skylor: You sucked the fire
Lloyd: OHMYGOD WE GET TO COLOR WITH CRAYONS!
Nya: Not to be lesbian or anything... but DAMN
Jay: No means no in Spanish
Kai: Bro saxophone is literally the sexiest instrument alive
Wu: The only wrong answers are the ones I don’t agree with
Kai: Look, why do you need to be a bottom to suck someone else's cock?
Cole: Jay, you suck
Jay: More so than you do?
Kai: Wait... wait you mean like you suck at the game or you’re better at sucking than he is?
Kai: WE CAN WANT YOU SEXUALLY TOO
Cole: That's not kinky, that's just abusive
Lloyd: CAN WE STOP USING THE TERM “BLONDE BITCH”
Cole: That’s not how you do it! Straddle me HO!
Kai: I didn’t mean to kick you in the coochie!
Jay, I’m the distance: Be genital with her!
Cole: Yeah, also Jay tackled me and then grabbed me in between his legs and Kai jumped on top and Jay smacked his ass and I tried to record so Kai tried to smack my phone out of my hand and missed and his finger went right in my eye so I rolled over screaming and they got up and threw pebbles at me
Cole: It sounds naked! Music!
Kai, to anyone after they say Wu seems chill: He looks like a big soft squishy man but he is not
Zane: On average, in order to feel happy, you need to be touched, (pokes Jay) 8 times a day
Kai raises two fingers on each hand: I’m about to make you ALL happy"
*every person at the table in unison scoots away*
Zane: You looked like lord farquad but in a cute way!
Jay, after getting a pizza shoved at him. The pepperoni sanitized my facehole
Kai: I am the WITNESS! VICTIM! And I will play ... the e x e c u t i o n e r .
#ninjago#incorrect ninjago quotes#incorrect quotes#lmao#s: my friends#the most these were edited were like#the names#and like#'band practice' to 'training' or something#yes I'm aware my friends and I are all crackheads#also peep the shameless self promo
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Girls’ Last Tour 8 - 9 | Houseki no Kuni 8 - 9 | Netjuu no Susume 8 - 9 | Mahoutsukai no Yome 8 - 9 | Juuni Taisen 9 - 10
Girls’ Last Tour 8
Why do I get the feeling the girls will lose the camera soon?
I noticed the names on the drawers before the girls did. I just never mentioned it.
That snow transition to Chi was…weird…
I think at least a small part of the problem with this show is that it’s drab. Another part is that your appreciation of the show depends on how you view it as relaxing or mind-numbing when you watch it week-to-week. Yet another aspect is that it rides upon, also, your appreciation of the philosophical content that you’re allowed to wade in as part of the show.
“Pumped up” doesn’t seem to be the right word, subbers. I don’t know why (maybe context?), but I don’t feel pumped up when I see the moon. The moon, to me, would be motivating if I were in their situation, but it sure wouldn’t pump me up…
“Magic power”? Judging from the mouthflaps, the word was mahou which just translates to “magic”, and would’ve done decently here too.
Please don’t ship the lolis…
Please don’t make the lolis drunk, either…
Underage drinking! Censor it, censor it! (half-joking tone)
Huh? There’s a small after-credits segment. Keep watching…
Uhh…*thinks about a compulsive habit involving hair eating* Yeah, no thanks.
Girls’ Last Tour 9
If humans are the only living things left, what about the fi-yeah, spoke too soon.
Why did a robot want to protect a fish anyway?
Yuu has discovered the human capacity to float after kicking.
Chi’s favourite conversant is a box. A grey box. Amazing… (sarcasm dripping)
Chi has discovered the thing from One Piece known as Super Drowning Skills.
As they said in Finding Nemo, “fish are friends, not food”! Hahaha.
These robots look like something out of a Shaun Tan book, yeeps. (Didn’t see the construct-o-bot too clearly the first time he appeared.)
It’s like a mother talking to a daughter, only this time it’s in robot-speak. All 1s and 0s…
I did not come here to watch robots explode. But these robots exploding…cool! Like an action movie!
What was that last part with the robot communication circles and patterns for? I guess it made more sense with the volume on, huh…
Houseki no Kuni 8
Why do I get the ominous feeling the biting “ice floe” was Aculeatus or someone like that (and not Ventricosus, the king)?
I love how grumpy Antarc is when they’re like, “Tha failure is all mine” and they’re just holding their hand like it’s no problem. The hand really is no problem, especially in contrast to Phos, come to think of it.
It’s hard to convince someone when you literally have no hands to do it with…
“I raise my hands in defeat.” – Phos in on my level of puns. I was going to make a hand pun and then they come up with this, which is much better than what I could think up on the fly.
Notice Phos is the only colour in this winter world…
I knew gold was soft and platinum too, but…what does that have to do with-oh wait. Never mind.
It’s like something out of a horror film…it’s sheer genius.
Oh dear. It seems I’ve fallen for a sensei-only yandere. What a problem…
Hey, doesn’t this look familiar? Like a kagune, for instance?
U---uwahhhhhhhh…My boy Antarc was taken and now he’ll be Lunarian weapons…Plus with those cracks, Phos looks sadder than usual…
Huh? ED change? “Liquescimus”?...Oh, I see.
This next ep preview…is weird. Especially because you see Kongou-sensei smash his head into a wall…
Houseki no Kuni 9
When they said spring was a time for change, I’m betting they didn’t mean this…(what happened to Phos)
Interestingly, the gold looks like a rapier. Or some other old-timey sword. Then it becomes a spider lily, which is a symbol of death.
Phos’s eyes look like Antarc’s used to…plus they’ve gained a personality like theirs too.
Crying? A defect? No, no…
A bit of a mess? No, Phos, you’re more than a mess.
Phos is still wearing the old uniform, huh. Mourning clothes.
Ah, so that’s where Phos mentions it’s gold and platinum. No wonder Karandi knew…
So it’s not “with great power comes great responsibility?” Or is it just the subbers having fun?
Cinnabar seems to be a lot like Bakugo. Just without the extreme “I’ll beat you up!” stuff.
Phos’s jerk face, LOL. Haven’t seent that in a while…
Netjuu no Susume 8
I’m really unsatisfied with the fact I’ll have to say goodbye to this show in 2 episodes…It’s been my favourite for this entire season, and when the competition is strong, that means this show – with all its fluff and misunderstandings – has done itself more than enough to deserve a spot on my favourites list.
This is Netjuu no Matome (Summary of an MMO Junkie). Honestly, my translation works a lot better than CR’s this time don’tcha think?
Hayabusa (Falcon) Moving Company. Makes sense if Amazon is its RL counterpart…
…then it turns out they wrote Hayabusa backwards on the moving van (Sabuyaha). LOL wut.
The ep title seems to be “[I] took a step forward”.
Harth? Well, spoilers. You just ruined my life…sort of.
I half-expected Yuki’s hat to blow off, but hey, this is an MMO. Hats don’t blow off unless you want them to.
Notice Sakurai uses keigo.You use keigo with people you don’t really know, by the by.
Dammit! Sakurai’s hot but Harth is better! Argh, such a simple artstyle. I shouldn’t be worked up over hot guys when there’s such a simple artstyle…
The eyecatches are so good. Why would you get rid of them in this episode, of all episodes???
T-They could’ve been lying to each other, like in And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online? ??? Gah, but this show is so sweet, I’ll forgive it.
As soon as Sakurai’s battery died, I swear I just heard The Entertainer in my head. As if it’s all some big dream I’m bearing witness to. But of course, it’s fiction. It’s basically a shared dream for the lot of us who know about it. A sweet shared dream we can access anytime.
Every time I look at that credit list and see Maeno as Harumi…yeah…not gonna think about it. But it seems double-Sakurai even got Harth as a role. Wowee, Sakurai!
Netjuu no Susume 9
One episode and one OVA to go before these guys are gone…
“I Call That Feeling Marble” – Why “marble”?
Sono Kimochi Ma-buru…so they weren’t quite lying when they said “marble”, eh? Sono Kimochi would translate to “that feeling”. However, ma-buru could be “marvel”, so it could be “I Call That Feeling [a] Marvel” (which makes a lot more sense).
I swore Morimori-chan would’ve asked to be partners! The fact that she didn’t was so disappointing…
There were some ducks drifting along in the foreground of one shot.
What happened to Harumi, come to think about it?
Is there an equivalent to TGIF in Japanese???
*Morimori-chan jumps out of chair* That’s me whenever I get a text, hahaha.
The show shows its Comico roots – that park background looks like it came out of a visual novel, which is a sort of trademark of Comico series like ReLIFE and it. Nanbaka, on the other hand…if you’ve seen it before, you’ll be aware of what that show’s visual quirk is.
So the woman’s name isn’t Sendai, but Yashiro? Okay then.
I want a Fujimoto-centric thing now. Please, someone? Do it for me?
I feel like Sakurai and Tenya Iida would be good brothers in an AU. They act in similar ways to each other.
Mahoutsukai no Yome 8
The shot to the head (Cartaphilus received) was so brief, I actually found it funny.
“This girl [Chise] has strange taste.” – Indeed, she does. But that’s why we follow her.
“But you don’t hate it, do you?”
Joseph…?
Mahoutsukai no Yome 9
(looks at shop sign when Chise sits down) Someone can’t spell “biscuits”…
How did Ruth learn the familiar binding spell anyway? Does Elias have a familiar, too? Or does he not have one since he’s part fairy?
It’s really hard to see what Elias’s monster form no. 3 (or is that no. 2?) looks like.
The humour in this show is somewhat unwarranted. It doesn’t always work, either. (I like a majorly consistent show best. Incongruous mood whiplashes don’t always work, after all.)
Is it Silver or Silky? I still don’t understand…
These roses must mean something in flower language…
Apparently there used to be an old trend of lesbian vampires. It’s a pretty old-fashioned trope, so it feels quite at home here. Update: Scratch that, a Leanan Sidhe is apparently more of a succubus, which was the exact vibe I was getting from her. Lesbian succubi? That’s a new concept.
That dragon!!!
Juuni Taisen 9
I think I’ve seen some spoilers saying Rabbit dies. I already knew everyone bar one *eyes Rat* will die anyway, but the game is in seeing how they die.
Were CGI models the best for this moment? Probably not, but there was some good movement from Usagi there.
Did you notice the shining light when Ox repositioned his sword (after he jumped)?
100-person…that reminds me of the SekaTsuyo “Hundred Throws” thing, but please don’t talk to me about SekaTsuyo…
Of course Kanae’s backstory has drinking in it. Her tagline has to do with “drunken rage”…(half-sarcastic)
Hey, this episode is titled after Rabbit. Isin’s genre-breaking strikes again. Also the scribbles on the faces is a nice touch, but not as good as the marionettes from Rampo Kitan.
I swear they’re relying on CGI models for the Ox and Tiger in this episode...
I’d like to headcanon Eiji is good at soccer. Not as the Ox, but just as himself.
Well, “CGI models” was definitely true right there when the Tatsumi bros attacked.
Those ice effects got put to good use, at least.
If you sit a bit of a distance from the screen, you can see they really are CGI models, the Ox and the Tiger. Graphinica’s really pulling out the stops – after all, didn’t they just say “don’t do what you’re unused to doing”?
Juuni Taisen 10
*as some insigificant sniper falls to his death* Yeah, let’s ignore the bad quality of that…
Dangit, Ushii hasn’t been given a birth year! No, why Isin??? Why??? (But does Kanae use Chrome on her iPad?)
Slicing the bridge is a bit much, y’know, Ushii - even for my suspension of belief.
Who knew a stab to the heart could be more touching than any other death in this show? Maybe it’s a stab…to my feels. (You’re all groaning now, aren’t you?)
So…no explanation for home boy Usagi, then?
I think two of the kanji from “To Treat A Man Beef From His Own Cow” (the title, not the episode) are from Gobouken (the name of Ushii’s sword, and the name also means “bayonet”), which is interesting.
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