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shadow knight lore
for my silly lil rewrite <3 and also my campaign lol
'shadow knight' is literally derived from 'knights of shad'
they are the results of Shad's "faulty" half-human relic, which originally was designed to replicate Avon's own power. Because she made his relic out of their child, the relic is half-human, which corrupted the power of the relic. Shad can create life like Avon does, but the life he creates is grim, and dreadful. A second wind to those who have already passed
Shadow knights no longer possess their mortal bodies. Instead, their essence/soul relies on the heat, ash, and brimstone to create a physical form
following up on the previous bullet, since shadow knights' forms are so reliant on their mind and soul, a shadow knight with a weak mental state will have a weak form
there are only 2 ways to kill a shadow knight: destroy the head, as that is where their essence resides, or weaken their mental states to make their forms more prone to damage
Shadow knights can regrow every part of their body, even regrowing new bodies from severed heads, however it can take anywhere from days to decades depending on how much there is to regrow
since they're already undead and don't technically have a living body, shadow knights do not need to eat, sleep, drink, or breath
in large part, shadow knights retain their mortal psyches - the longer they live, the more unstable they tend to become
Zenix, and other pre-war shadow knights, are less effected by this. they were created with genuine, kind intention, and are quite literally built different than the more recent war machines
A shadow knight who has completely mentally degraded and thus lost themselves are referred to as "husks" or "lost ones", and they essentially become thoughtless animals - they only know how to defend themselves
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So i know you had gotten a few asks relating to pokemon masters Leaf back during the fallen leaf ask blog, but i gotta ask:
How do you feel that they've at tried to give her a bit more personality? I know (at least when you were writing as leaf) that you were annoyed when she started out just kinda obsessing over her Eevee, so im genuinely curious since now this version of her has had a bit more time to shine (the finale chapter of the tournament arc, the kanto villain chapter, victory road, and i think a few others?
(also unrelated but im thinking of a possible sequel to my battle factory pasta? Only issue is that the thing im coming up with seems a bit goofy and over the top, which while it might be fun to write its kinda the exact opposite of the original lol)
The problem with commenting on media as it's still being released is that it makes my initial commentary seem shallow in comparison to the new content.
Unfortunately, my opinion remains relatively the same. Despite her having a "personality", we still don't know much about her.
Masters tries to sell the idea that she was actually Red and Blue's friend and neighbor the whole time, when this is objectively not true in the mainline titles where Red and Blue appear.
They handwave her canon absence by having Leaf say that they "all took different paths" after their Kanto journey, to justify/”explain” why she didn't appear in HGSS, BW2 and SUMO.
However, this dialogue then suggests that Leaf is not as important or close to Red and Blue as they are to each other, and that she is not their equal in a trio of rivals.
Despite it being Leaf's idea to form a team with Red and Blue, all characters only ever call their team "Red's team."
Leaf appears alongside Red in certain Sync Pair Stories (A Day with Red and A Day with Sygna Suit Kris to name two). She only appears here to give exposition on Red's behalf, talking about his experiences because he cannot himself.
We never learn anything significant about Leaf's own adventure through Kanto, because she only ever speaks of Red and Blue, acting as a supporting character to them and their story.
Leaf's personality is not what matters to me, because the whole purpose of Pokemon Masters is to give a personality to the player characters who didn't have it. Her personality could have been anything, and that would not change the root of my problem with it.
My problem is that Leaf's personality was constructed because of her absence, and she spends all of her screen-time trying to make up for lost time by attempting to convince the audience that she's been Red and Blue's friend the entire time.
Because of this, she fails to stand out as an individual character to me.
We know nothing about Leaf as a character other than "she was here the whole time."
This is not just a problem I have with Leaf, though.
Masters has a nasty habit of making the boy character the main hero. Red, Ethan, Brendan, Lucas, Hilbert, and Calem are ALL the confirmed heroes of this universe that fought their respective villain teams.
Leaf's personality feels interchangeable with all of the other girl protagonists always being stuck in the supporting role.
I find that Leaf is the most pertinent example of this, however.
If you play as a boy in the mainline games, the girl character will be your secondary rival and assist you throughout your adventure.
The exception to this is Leaf, who only existed as Red's girl counterpart.
Therefore, when Leaf speaks of being friends with Red and Blue in Masters, we do not know her significance to their adventure or what role she had in it.
The audience is forced to rely on Leaf telling us what her relationship with Red and Blue was, instead of showing it by having her appear in the mainline games.
Her personality does not matter to me, because we do not know her accomplishments. As it stands, she has no accomplishments, because Kanto’s story had no room for her in it.
I find Leaf's appearance in Masters to be little more than frivolous fanservice that attempts to excuse or justify her absence in the mainline games, and it is impossible for me to ignore that when playing.
I feel as though this ask still best summarizes my opinions of Masters!Leaf.
Despite everything, I still don’t know who she is, what she’s done, or how she became friends with Red and Blue. And I don’t know if I’ll ever find out.
sorry for ending that on such a bummer note though!!
good luck writing the sequel to your battle factory pasta! i hope you can find a good balance between the tone you established in the original vs the off-the-rails ideas you have now!
the whole point of writing pokepastas these days is just to be a medium for creating fun characters and telling a convincing story, rather than being “realistic.”
many classic pastas can be considered “goofy” and “over the top” when looked upon in retrospect, so i think it’s okay to write whatever you have in mind!
#i had to rewrite this entire response because tumblr crashed just before i was about to send it SOBS#ask#terumimi-your-snek-fren
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the "do it, you won't" reverse psychology i experience from myself and others is very dangerous at 3:42am when i can't sleep so i'm looking through old writing docs and get The Urge
#ramble#night blogging#might just fuckin#write more corvus and regis#because the brain worms are back#they need to smootch more#the snek need ta kiss the necromancer right now#i wrote a whole vampire au.#im justg onna. rewrite the vampire au.
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hihihihihi :D
random ask. answer randomly. this is me formally inviting you to talk about whatever tf you want (or even infodump about anything)
go wild friend
Hello hello, dear friend!!!!!!
Okay. So. I really, really like snakes, right? I feel as though that fact has been thoroughly established. However, I don’t have a favorite type of snake. Although, I do have a list of snakes which I love because of how they look. And it’s not really in a beauty way, because all snakes are beautiful! Instead, it’s in a silly way. These noodles look so silly to me. I used to call them derpy, though I don’t use those types of words anymore.
First up (all image descriptions are in ALT text):
The Arabian Sand Boa!
Look at this lil’ guy. He’s so cylindrical. They look so lovely and silly and adorable! Their eyes are actually turned up like that because they have adapted to bury themselves in the sand with only their head poking out. Once again, adorable.
The Eastern Hognose Snake!
I know eastern and western hognose snakes are both pretty similar, but from what I’ve seen, the eastern ones tend to be much more dramatic. They look so angy. They try so, so hard to be threatening, but to me, they’re just not.
The Western Hognose Snake!
Look at em’! They’re so cute! Their little noses are so adorable. They look so tubular, too.
The Elephant Trunk Snake!
Honestly, they look like wet dogs. They’re so cute. They are a kind of primitive water snake, and honestly, yeah, that makes sense. They look permanently confused, too. They’re also known as the Javan file snake.
The Ball Python!
Ball pythons have these really funny-shaped heads, and honestly, the fact that they genuinely curl up into a ball when afraid is adorable.
So! That’s my list! Thank you for sticking along. Here’s a little snake friend for ya: 🐍 .
#I am so sorry that this took so long to answer#I had to rewrite it a few times because Tumblr kept deleting parts of it#sneks#snakes#snake#snek#ask ask ask ask
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Badly Summarizing Njnjago
Season 2 Rewrite Edition
TW: SUICIDE ATTEMPT MENTION
the sentences are surrounded by "—"
stay safe :]
"The Ninja" work mininum wage while Meow and Gandalf motorbike off into the sunset. The Devil forces the sneks to work for him, and the snek leaders don't like that, so they try to kidnap Trauma Child. Don't worry, with the magic of ✨️plot convenience✨️, Gandalf and Meow save Trauma Child, and "The Ninja" all get fired. The Devil uses magical lava goop to turn the weapons into a Big Gold Stick-Thing. "The Ninja" meet Brownie, who owns a dojo, and beats Brownie up so they can train there.
The Devil summons pirates, evil Ninja doubles, and a Grundal, and somehow still fails. What a loser. Trauma Child gets aged up with magical tea. The Devil and "The Ninja" time travel and fuck around in the past. The Big Gold Stick-Thing and god's gold weapons from the past are shot into space. For some reason.
Satan's Wife shows up. Instead of actually being a mother for Trauma Child, she's been researching the Green Ninja's destiny. Everyone slow claps for the Best Mother of the Year /s. The Serpentine commit a coup d'etat by literally shoving The Devil out of a helicopter, and Bloo Snek Leader takes over.
Satan's Wife gives a history lesson, and introduced god's greatest mistake: Evil Liquid Cat. Evil Liquid Cat is stranded on the other half of Ninjago that god broke off, which we call the Dim Landmass. Evil Liquid Cat created some indestructible warriors out of stone that we're gonna call the Rockies. Also, you remember the big boi snek that The Devil smacked on the head? Well, the author forgot to mention that it caused big boi snek to fucking explode, and the gooey green remains can animate things. Anyways, the gooey green stuff brings one of the Rockies to life that Satan's Wife found underneath the museum she works at. "The Ninja" trick it into falling into a bottomless pit.
Meanwhile, after the devil got shoved out of a 'copter, he found the Dim Landmass, and Evil Liquid Cat strikes a deal with him. The Devil unlocks a new level of Dim Landmass, now it's not mostly underwater! Satan's Wife hits on Gandalf. The author is disgusted. A bunch of the Rockies are reawakened, and the sneks get locked underground again as the Rockies wreak havoc upon Ninjago City.
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Gandalf and Satan's Wife literally attempt suicide via jumping out a building window, but "The Ninja" go "nuh uh" and save their asses by catching them on their flying boat the author forgot about last season.
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The boosters broke, so they sail to the Dim Landmass like how you're supposed to use a ship. Freezy's bird friend gets shot down. Demonic starfish eat some of the boat, and they crash land onto a not-lighthouse prison. SURPRISE! Freezy's dad is somehow alive, fixes their ship, and they fly away to the Dim Landmass.
Meanwhile, Evil Liquid Cat and The Devil scoop up a bunch of evil galaxy mud, and are using it to create a super weapon. "The Ninja" get caught trying to sneak in and escape, then they go there with Satan's Wife to try to get the devil's fancy new hat and escape, but not before Meow gets kidnapped and experimented on.
One dramatic hero speech later, and "The Ninja" try to defeat the devil again.
They fail. The devil gets possessed by Evil Liquid Cat, and Trauma Child gets physical trauma as well as emotional trauma! I would say baby's first traumatic experience, but Satan's Wife abandoning him and his entire time at Darkley's takes that title.
Ninjagoans(?) get turned evil, and the possessed devil and his army of Rockies go to Ninjago. Turns out the possessed devil has worse aim than the Storm Troopers and somehow manages to miss Brownie like 20 times. Then, the possessed devil decides to fuck it and uses Russian bombing tactics of "if you have shit aim, just shoot bigger ones in the general area" and launches evil mist everywhere.
The color coded dumbasses have their hero speech as the author spends way too much time looking at the sand physics, and holy shit god had a mech??? Anyways, "The Ninja" fly back to Ninjago, fight the Rockies, and get evil-possessed??? All except for Trauma Child, who unlocks God's fighting style and light beams the everloving shit out of his possessed satan father, which literally blasts the demonic purple blob AND the devil out!
Now, we're left with the world saved, a DILF, and said DILF's brother's dumbass students.
The End.
Or is it?? You'll see next time when I post Season 3!
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#blu3 badly explains ninjago#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd ninjago#kai ninjago#jay ninjago#zane ninjago#cole ninjago#nya ninjago#wu ninjago#garmadon ninjago#misako ninjago#pythor p chumsworth#overlord ninjago
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Low key wanna rewrite winx club where Selina and Bloom are best friends from the start.
Both orphans adopted by the Peters tho they aren't able to adopt Selina until she starts high school.
Prior to that she was passed onto different foster homes.
The legendarium is a book of fairytales and myths that is the only thing Selina was found with, having been left at a fire station.
Mike's fire station.
I'd have it that while Blooms biological family guarded the dragon flame, Selina's guarded the legendarium.
Because Selina getting a hold of it because Eldora left it behind one day on accident is just... Nope.
Especially because only the two of them can use it.
I'd have it that when Bloom tries to read it it's full of gibberish, tho she believes Selina when she says she can read it.
Bloom has been having dreams about a masked woman since she was a child but one day the dreams stopped.
Selina had a pet snek called Arthur, named after King Arthur.
Neither Bloom nor Selina unleash their powers till Stella and Nutt show up.
Which is when Selina realises she can hear Arthur speak.
However Stella's not the only one who shows up, Morgana and Eldora do.
Morgana is the Queen of the earth fairies, I find it highly unlikely she wouldn't have sensed their magic and come running.
And Eldora because she was visiting Earth and was curious.
In this the wizards of the Black Circle haven't occurred yet... Kinda
For the whole reason I love Morgana and the earth fairies and love the idea of her being a mentor to Bloom and Selina and they get a baby sis in Roxy.
The kinda is because earth fairies are going missing, have been going missing for years but no one knows why.
The wizards haven't made their presence known for now.
Though fairies are being a lot more subtle with their magic which is why Earth has forgotten their existence.
Roxy knows about magic, her mother's identity and is around 12.
With Selina and Bloom being 18 and Stella 19 because this is her second go at freshman year.
Tho I'd have it Stella ended up retaking the year because she has to be taken out of school a lot for family issues.
Her parents officially divorcing that year.
And her having to piece things together and ultimately not having enough credits to move to the following year.
The staff were supportive in helping her make up those credits but Stella oppted to just retake the year.
Morgana takes the group to get house, Roxy's at school and Klaus is out. Bloom does demand that her parents are present.
She is very much on guard, especially around Selina who's gripping her hand in fear over what happened.
Mike and Vanessa both hug their girls and while hey magic exists it's a better explanation from Morgana and fits with some stuff the girls did as kids.
Tho Selina wasn't adopted as young as Bloom, the two were inseparable friends as kids.
The story of Bloom being found in a burning fire and Selina's werid book come out.
Eldora asks to see it and is fascinated that it's the legendarium itself.
Gushes about that for about 20 minutes and no one has much idea what she said but get the gist of it.
She asks if she can study it but Selina declines, it's very important to her and also as she points out Eldora can't read it.
Only Selina can for some reason.
Tho disheartened, Eldora says its cool and teaches her how to shrink it.
Artoo, a puppy at this point and Arthur have some werid beef going on.
Tho Selina can only hear onside of it and relays it to the others and it's hilarious.
Stella asks if they wanna go to Alfea which is when it's revealed that Selina is a witch.
Stella takes the news well despite her own prejudices about witches though she is concerned about Selina going go Cloud Tower.
Morgana reassures them both as does Eldora who's an old friend of Griffin.
While their is a prejudice against witches, their are good witches as their are bad fairies.
Bloom is still unsure but Selina wants to give it a try. They both talk about it and agree.
They are both enrolled properly by Morgana, no sneaking in.
Stella promises to keep an eye on Bloom and for them both to regular check in with Selina.
Bloom ends up dorming with Stella and the rest of the winx.
And Selina rooms with Mirta and Lucy.
The dorms in cloud tower contain less students due to too many instances of fights breaking out.
That at most witches prefer to work alone.
Selina and Mirta hit it off well and despite sneering at them both and rolling her eyes at times, Lucy warms up to them both.
And becomes very protective over them.
They are suprised that Selina has a fairy sister but accept meeting Bloom in magix.
The two sisters run over and hug each other, it had only been a week but it was the longest they'd ever been apart.
Introducing their friends who slowly but surely started to bond.
Though the trix come over and have to be all high and mighty about ooo a bunch of freshys are slumming it with a bunch of fairies.
"So what at least we can make friends"
"like I could care less, friendship is for losers."
"If you can't care less than why are you talking to us?"
"Oh so you think your better than us, you should be begging to join our coven."
"Why would I? No friends, not being able to see my sister and walking around in... Those outfits. I'll pass."
Bloom, internally so proud of Selina who had always struggled standing up for herself and the rest burst into laughter.
"I'll say, monogrammed outfits aren't my style but I can appreciate them done right. This, nothing short of a fashion emergency and... Is that your initials glued on?" Said Stella, chiming in.
"You little!"
Before any of the trix could try anything though, Flora caused vines to trip up Icy, and she fell into a table, getting a milkshake all over her.
"You! You'll pay for this!"
Everyone looked at Flora who smiled sheepishly.
Oh this was gonna be quite the year.
#Winx club#Gets carried away with these#Winx#winx club selina#winx selina#Winx Bloom#winx club bloom#Winx Stella#Winx club Stella#winx club flora#Winx club Morgana#Winx club Eldora#the trix#icy winx#darcy winx#stormy winx
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MOONDAY UPDATE, FEB 6th 2023
happy moonday! feels like forever has gone by with the amount of stuff that already happened in january, which was way too much for just one month.
my nibling was born, so obviously, time has been spent visiting them and my sis, i managed to crack three (3!!!!) teeth all at once so that was a fun weekend or emergency dentist and a bunch of money down the drain (i'm never eating toffee again), i started teaching a pottery class and most recently my mom visiting.
but enough of that and let's get into what i actually managed to get done this past month!
what i did
i really got into the swing of rewriting the prologue. there's still a bit left to get through, but i'm hoping to keep up the momentum on it and maybe even get it done this week. for the most part, it's just editing the old stuff, but i'm just about to get into adding a little more about the heist so it actually feels like mc and Rainn are going in with a plan and haven't just been sitting on their asses for the past month.
worked on a map of Amelare, which i cannot seem to feel pleased about no matter how many times i restart it. but each time i do, i feel like i'm getting a little closer to what i'm actually imagining for the city, both pre-storm and a decade later (where chapter one will start).
character portraits for the in-game art. i had a big brain moment about the in-game art that i'm so pleased with and so excited to be able to show off when the next update of the game comes around. the character/relationship codex won't be available in-game until chapter one, though, so i'm definitely going to give you a snek pek before you'd have access to the art in-game!
and you might've already seen the border brushes i've been working on, which will both be featured in the character portraits as well as the rest of the in-game art, and man, i cannot tell you how meditative it's been to make those!
goals for next month
finish the rewrite of the available prologue
finish at least two character portraits (likely Rainn and Silas, as they're the first two main characters to appear in-game)
finish the map of Amelare (hopefully 🙃)
hopefully, i'll be able to keep up the momentum i have now, and get all of this done (though i still need to remember i have an additional workload now on sundays with my pottery class, which eats up a couple of hours on one of my two free days every week).
that's all for this month's update, take care, and i'll see you the first monday of march!
- spacedfoxes
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The Gnostic Chorus IS about the twins???
So I was watching the Gnostic Chorus cutscene again on YouTube when I came across this comment:
(Cut out the username just in case, but if this is you, let me know!)
And it makes SO MUCH SENSE
Of course, this is only a theory, and probably has gaping holes, but if you're willing to go down this rabbit hole with me, then let's GOOO
Let's break it down!
The story opens with a "glorious kingdom from the heavens." This is likely referring to the travelers' journeying across the stars.
The first heir shown in the teaser looks female. As we know from other promotional videos, Aether is typically shown as the protagonist, while Lumine has been put in the antagonist role
The Kingdom of Darkness is likely Khaenri'ah, where your sibling first appears in Teyvat.
In this shot, we see a serpent wrapped around a shell holding a pearl:
Looks a little like a certain place we know about now, doesn't it?
And who is the god that brought these people back up to the surface?
The big snek himself: Orobashi.
The same god who got himself into some shit when he found a little book called Before Sun and Moon. The book that revealed the truth about the world that Celestia didn't want anyone knowing about.
It's also worth noting that in that shot of the serpent in the Gnostic Chorus, the serpent has two different colored eyes: one red and one purple.
Both of these colors have been used in some sort of abyssal corruption:
Now here's where things get interesting.
Both your sibling and Nahida have confirmed that they had made their way through Teyvat already:
Now let's circle back around a little bit to the Irminsul tree. We know that your twin has record of being in Teyvat, but you do not:
Your twin arrived in Khaenri'ah, survived the disaster, woke you up, the two of you tried to escape, and you woke up 500 years later. Nahida confirms this timeline, and also has this to say:
You suspect this might have something to do with the Abyss, which may have had something to do with your twin being "deceived" in the story:
It could be possible the Abyss has warped her fate, and led her on the path to lead the Abyss Order (AKA former Khaenri'ah citizens). If we believe Khaenri'ah to be the Kingdom of Darkness, this would add up.
FINALLY we come to the very last part of the story:
If we are to go along with the theory that this story is indeed about you and your twin, obviously that second heir is you. And it is you that can rewrite the fate of your sibling and likely the entirety of Teyvat:
That brings us to one question...if the Gnostic Chorus is a backup for the traveling twins, who was the one to make it?
Well...
Whose voice is narrating the story?
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A quick note:
The Gnostic Chorus originally premiered as a story teaser before the release of the game. Since Aether is traditionally used in the promos/marketing, the perceived gender of the characters in the story would be a reflection of that. Therefore, this theory could still apply if you picked Lumine.
#theq#long post#really long post#jfc#genshin#genshin impact#genshin impact spoilers#gnostic chorus#venti is sus#genshin lore#genshin theory#genshin brainrot
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Guess who. (I won't interact with the post until you've figured it out)
: )
My Wattpad pfp is of a blondie with daddy issues
I love snakes and Greek Mythology (''Red Medusa'')
''Vincent Tong has voiced the Star-Teeth''
TBS
I think you're really cool and as your friend, I also believe you deserve the whole world and all the happiness time brings you.
We may have not known each other for as long as some of my other online friendships but it feels like we have and for everything you've helped me do, I wish to help you 5x in return.
And lastly, thank you for being my friend.
p.s snek
hey there, writer agreste :)
i literally haven't been on tumblr for soo long and i just got back! it was nice to see this in my mailbox after such a hard week. thanks for thinking of me, it feels nice to have such a good friend.
can't wait for the next chapters of the rewrite, happy writing!
p.s.
l: you ruined my life!
g: how could i ruin your life!? i wasn't even there!
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You know what? Imma rewrite the mk universe. It's my city now. And I'm gonna fucking clean the mess NRS clearly won't fix.
Starting with the storm bros being written better overall and actually fucking does their jobs and is respected more. AND ARE GODS,NOT DEMIGODS,NOT SOME BULLSHIT PLOT HOLE. GODS OF THUNDER AND WIND RESPECTFULLY!!!!
Johnny isn't some prodigy and that ancestors shit is getting trashed im sorry. That is done is such poor taste it makes me vomit. He is just some dude who gets lucky by not dying in the tournament and his powers are legit just from himself that he discovers. Doesn't make a big deal about it. Normal fucking chi energy that everyone can have but it's rare and hard to train. He gets character development WITHOUT A RELATIONSHIP, WITHOUT SONYA BECAUSE IM SICK OF PEOPLE ONLY MATURING BECAUSE OF PUSSY(TM) IT PISSES ME OFF! . Because fuck you.
And sonya and jax are together more. If not romantically than shown to actually fucking act closer than shown. Because also fuck you. And sonya isn't reduced to "gorl army tough chick" i would prefer she doesn't have a romantic relationship and actually fucking has character development ON HER OWN! WITHOUT FUCKING HAVING TO POP A BABY OUT. because fuck you NRS.
Cassie n Jacqui can still exist without that awkward family ties they had in canon.
Cassie can exist without being reduced to army baby brat offspring. And actually have a damn personality.
Jacqui can still be jaxs daughter maybe from another marriage but ultimately sonya becomes a mom figure to her and cassie without reducing sonya to have to fucking be nuclear family type shit thrown at her.
Like you can have family bonds without having to have birthed them to be strong. You dont need to pop out a baby to be a mom too.
Kung lao doesn't die every five fucking seconds. He gets the respect he deserves. And nobody's fucking mean to him because FUCK YOU BIG TIME.
Shang tsung gets an actual backstory of younger days before shao kahn,before shit hit the fan,before he became the soul succ sorcerer we know n love. Basically his younger days as a warrior and when he first competed in the tournament with the great kung lao (kung lao jrs ancestor) and im gonna make you feel bad for snek man because fuck your feelings. Plus he's my fave. And i wanna actually give reasons why he spiraled down other than "baby want power"
Sindel how she became evil gets retconned because thats bullshit. She never was evil from the beginning. Quan chis cooties just make her evil and she chose to stay that way because she actually fell for shao khan because wifeguy shao kahn is kinda funny.
Liu kang written with balance and nuance more.
So much more i wanna write but you get the idea. Like screw NRS and WB for piss poor writing
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Q&A #114
This one has questions and answers on the discord, the irony of calling something ‘not so unbreakable’, oops all snek, and a bunch more.
[ Anonymous asked : ] Is the Discord pateron only? I can't seem to find a link anywhere.
[ from TFGames : ] Just wondering. Do you have to be a pateron to join the discord, I can't seem to find a link anywhere if that's not a requirement.
- - It is indeed a patreon tier reward. The $7 one specifically.
[ Anonymous asked : ] i assigned a bedwarmer wtih the not so unbreakable aspect for a leader/PC with the slave driver aspect. this caused a bunch of text (it looked like it was from the slave's description?) to appear when selecting the leader/PC. after cancelling the assignment the bedwarmer ended up with the slaves not on assignment and the leader/PC lost all their aspects? i can send a save if you need
- - I’m aware there’s a big issue with aspects on slaves who are attached via strict/supervision. Alas because of trying to fix that specific not so unbreakable aspect in the first place, and I thought it was fine as I had it seemed to be behaving at last in testing. It’s one of my highest priority fixes for the next update.
[ Anonymous asked : ] also i seem to be getting only lamia slavers when starting the Heretic Convent scenario (other than the PC/Leader)
- - Just checked and you’re right. Worse I got all lamia futas which is entirely wrong. Will sort for the update.
[ from the Patreon : ] I'm familiar with Agronia but I don't think I've come across Donella. Don't suppose anyone can enlighten me as to which unique that is/how to get them?
- - You want the marshlands for her, and it involves seeing what is going on with the mysterious ravens.
[ from the Patreon : ] ...when you get a crit-succ on the Mistress of Torments mission and bring one back if you send your own character, does she actually do anything? Or is the flavor text of her being suspicious just that, for flavor?
- - What's going on with the Mistress of Torments is one of those dangling plot threads which I may or may not pick up to do something with
[ from the Discord : ] New conversation thing you can probe your slavers about, namely their age. Debutante can still be a dead giveaway visually as it functions now. I like Deb- as a trait for flavoring but it's pretty uncommon to get and as far as I'm aware you can't really acquire it
- - I'm tempted to make that one of those end of day campfire speculation chats instead, could be a fun one
[ from the Discord : ] Definitely a twineport goal buuuut Highest tier slavers get access to a special aspect that makes them count as 2, allowing them to go solo on specific types of missions (based on like, type) to show their supreme competence
- - Given that would require rewriting maaaany assignments that's not going to happen. However and it's a big one would be that I do want to make it so owned characters and characters with slave driver/strict super can do two person assignments by themself
[ from the Discord : ] How Weird™️ are caves and other life that live underground?
- - ground central for weirdness, even more so as you get really deep down, like much more so than the land or oceans
the veil go the deepest and even they've got a limit where they nope the fuck out and don't go any further
[ from the Discord : ] do particularly mischievous wisps ever do a haunted mansion type deal, or are they just generally all lazy
- - lady of light covers a wisp 'haunting'
[ from the Discord : ] What would a racial variant of a wisp look like, theoretically? I'm thinking something like a banshee as an example
- - two are planned so you'll find out I hope
if I was doing banshee I'd probably go the discworld route where they're physical types rather than (Eth)
{This then spawned a fun discussion about a race that up up that point I had never thought about including in the game. Now they might make it into the next commission poll as the plan for that one is to be all new races anyway}
[ from the Discord : ] Could Legions ever hivemind something like an Ooze?
Or is there not even "there" for host to do their thing
or are there more "unusual" races that they just generally don't opt for
- - they may be able to dominate one but generally they prefer more common types who are easier to practice corruption through
[ from the Discord : ] Which race is most likely to cause the next apocalyptic fuckup
- - golems
if they can kickstart their creation again things are going to go rather badly
[ from the Discord : ] I guess a better way to put it would be, which race would care about maintaining records and the like the most, not just of themselves, but the world as a whole
- - Elves have about as much clue as what is going as most everyone else, apart from being convinced they used to be in charge, and it actually was the high elven empire at one point before the name got changed
probably the veil has got the best records, but to say those are fiercely guarded to the point of paranoia is an understatement
[ from the Discord : ] What's the field of archaeology look like in this sort of setting?
- - not outlawed per se, however anything really interesting tends to go missing, mostly there's a lot of kooks and enthusiasts who draw all sorts of conclusions that are so often diametrically opposed, even if someone does happen to get it right it's likely it'll be stuck under the heading of just another theory and not paid all that much attention to, then maybe a few decades later the building where the book or scroll was kept gets flooded rendering it quite unreadable
[ from the Discord : ] I know there's the Academy a certain not-birb bird brain goes too, but are there other institutions? Are there full blown Magic schools, and the like?
- -those get discussed in the Lady of Light assignment on the great plains
there's also the more suspect establishment accessed by a certain green wooden door
[ from the Discord : ] what population has the highest percentage of bimbos?
- - ooh tricky, either neko, oozes, or succubi
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yknow what
from here on out I'm gonna exclusively refer to charas how they would be called in my rewrite
Nova=Aphmau, Avon=Irene, etc
I'll keep yall posted if/when I change more of their names
#this applies to surnames too but I don't really have any of those set in stone#hope this doesn't make anything too confusing :3#aphmau#minecraft diaries#mystreet#aphmau mystreet#aphmau minecraft diaries#snek speaks#snek's rewrite!
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The Perfect Prank
"Lloyd!" A shriek echoed throughout the Bounty. I casted a sideways glance to the little gremlin who just gave me a smirk.
"Were you the one who added "electric blue" hair dye to Jay's shampoo?" I whispered, turning the page to the lesson book Wu had written out. He gave a silent nod while cuddling into my side, peeking at the book. “Alright, then. Anyways, for the next lesson, the ninjas need to learn—”
"Lloyd!" The door slammed open in front of us, and I raised my eyebrow at the sight. Jay's naturally light brown hair was starting to show hints of "electric blue" dye I was eyeing at the store the other day. Damn it. It’s such a pretty color too. Maybe the lavender hair color would be better though.
“What’s up, Jay?” I asked nonchalantly, turning to the next page. “It suits you well. Plays into your electric gremlin thing.” Raising my stare to the lightning ninja, it took almost all of my self-control to not bust out laughing at the blotches of blue.
“That little punk did this!” Jay shrieked, stomping into the room. “I know he did!” He pointed an accusing finger at Lloyd who just focused on the book.
“Lloyd’s been here since yesterday. He’s been rather interested in his father, so I’ve been telling him stories.” I refuted, knowing that Lloyd 100% did that. “You know, I did see Kai going to the same shop the other day. I thought it was weird he was in the hair dye aisle.”
“Gosh darn it, Kai!” He yelled again before resuming his warpath. The door to my room shut promptly, never slammed because Wu would be on us in an instant.
“I have some sour gummy worms. You want some?” Lloyd whispered conspiratorially after we could no longer hear Jay. He pulled it out of his hoodie before passing the blue one. I gave a small nod, taking the worm and popping it into my mouth.
“I have “inferno red” under my bed. You wanna hit Kai tomorrow?” I whispered back after a few minutes. Lloyd’s reciprocating smirk was all that was needed to confirm.
#ninjago#ninjagooc#minne#lloyd garmadon#sea dragon#or snek dragon#poor jay#he's very visible from far away now#kai's next on the list#there was promptly a prank war on the bounty#not even master wu was safe#young!lloyd#jay walker#kai smith#sour gummy worms are the official currency#the blue one especially#who likes the yellow ones anyway#rewrite/plotholeau#probs in season 1
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this is very important information that i'm technically not even completely sharing because this is only a screenshot of the actual teams not the movesets/items but whatever who cares
#yin-thoughts#rp stuff dwbi#hag#logic for the lineups (top to bottom):#alba has normal types because he's too blank to care and hatterene canonically hates emotions so it's perfect for him#mendax just has the coolest and most stereotypically anime pokemon i could think of plus a mimikyu because he's a copycat#caeru just has something vaguely resembling an Actually Good team of mons. i'd give him a shotgun pokemon if it existed#hood has a bunch of friendly and helpful pokemon to help with gardening plus some flower-related mods because flowers and the above reasons#greylu has a lot of edgy pokemon. and a banette because he's married dammit. and a sylveon because plot twist the king of darkness is cuddl#archer... okay tbh i just kinda fucked around with archer's team there's not really any coherent reasoning there. except serperior. bc papa#lark has a bunch of cuddly blue pokemon that definitely dont know any attacking moves because he's that kind of bluebird#(plus his two canon mons)#and nintendo#well#nintendo has his two canon mons. and a snek for snek reasons. and sceptile because why not. and greninja because cool assassin frog amirigh#as for gengar... well. that was his fiance's favorite pokemon :')#wow i rambled jfjfjdkdkgkg ignore this im just vagueposting without much context again#(EDIT: i forgot to mention it and im on mobile so i don't feel like rewriting every tag but greylu has an aegislash because he's a king ofc)
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Just a svtfoe rewrite where Omnitraxus is Rhombulus and Heckapoo’s dad. not that dreadful book man. UnU lol
Here Star and Marco are gettin a look at their babi pictures!
I feel like this is in character for the most part and I feel like when omni was introduced he had a dadly feel to him.
I also love the idea of Rhombulus and Heckapoo being big brother big sister types to Marco and star with Omni being everyone's god dad and hanging out with them.
And if its not clear Rhombulus started out as a rock and a babi garden snake and Heckapoo started as a flaming pair of safety scissors.(why did I say babi so much @.@ lol)
#svtfoe#svtfoe rewrite#rewrite#rewritten#star#marco#rhombulus#Omnitraxus Prime#heckapoo#babi#scissors#rock#cute#i think#snek#star vs the forces of evil#MHC#svtfoe mhc
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Ninjago Badly explained by Me
Season 2
First off, names for those who didn't understand them from my first post
Wu- Gandalf
Cole- Coal
Jay- Bluejay
Kai- Spiky
Zane- Freezy
Nya- Meow
Lloyd- Trauma Child
Garmadon- the devil
Porple snek- Pythor P. Chumsworth
Now adding,
Dareth- Brownie
Misako- Satan's Wife
Overlord- Purple Blob
Cyrus Borg- Cyborg
P.I.X.A.L.- Pixie Dust
Season 2: "The Ninja" work minimum wage while the devil teams up with the sneks and Gandalf and Meow fuck off... somewhere? Idk, then the devil repetitively tries to take down "The Ninja" through dumb methods like creating evil doubles and reviving ancient predators. "The Ninja" kicks Brownie's ass and starts training in his dojo. Trauma Child magically ages up with tea. The devil gets betrayed by the sneks, and finds an evil shadow blob, who we'll call Purple Blob, that gets the devil to unlock a new level of Ninjago's map.
The devil gets possessed by Purple Blob, and Trauma Child turns gold and learns god's fighting style. Trauma Child laser beams the evil and Purple Blob out of the devil, who becomes an old DILF we'll call Trauma Father.
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I might rewrite this one when i rewatch the season
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago season 2#lloyd ninjago#kai ninjago#nya ninjago#cole ninjago#zane ninjago#jay ninjago#wu ninjago#overlord#ninjago dareth#ninjago pythor#ninjago misako#blu3 badly explains ninjago#edit: i messed up#pixal and cyrus aren't in season 2#idk why their names are there
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