"i'm so fucking sick of you-"

SICK????!!!??>#! *STARTS JAKING OFF*

18+ only!!!!!!!

18+ snz blogs only. 4 the queer adults only

pls ignore how fidgety i am jittery

DO NOT REPOST

Just... Blessing every sneeze from someone, like

"Bless you, bless you, bless you"

OR BETTER

"Bless you baby, bless you honey, bless you love"

Because they DESERVE all the blessings ❤️

love the fact that big, strong muscular guys can let out the biggest, loudest and most massive sneeze ever and then they'd be like

Finally got out the chhinkni again, and oh god it made me sneeze!

It was so messy too, my hand was covered by the end hehehe

The whole breathy, desperate

"Oh no.."

I'll leave it at that😌

God heard me yesterday.

The boy i like and i had our first date yesterday in a biig big park full of fountains with a lot of colour lights and the day was beautiful. The thing is that the day before he joked with being sick, i see the freakin 🤧 emoji and i was like "whaat omg and even like that he's not canceling the plan, omg sht if i had common sense i should tell him not to go tomorrow but god help me i have a fet and this would be a one in a million scenario god why"

I was feral, and in hell, thinking if i should cancel the date or not, and i almost just go with the flow and keep going with the plans, haha crazy, but then i asked him if even like that he still wanted to go and he told me he was joking :v bUuuuut. God gave me a little gift.

When we were sitting side by side on the bus way home, we were in a nice silence, him with his right arm around my neck, and then i get to see him move in the corner of my eye so i turn my head a little and see him ever so smoothly lift with his free arm the neck of his shirt and softly duck his face in and just let out a 'ksssSHiew , and, everything was so close and so real i had time for nothing but say 'Bless you', and then he says "Nephew" but i don't catch it at first so i go 'What?' and he says ' "Nephew" ' again, and again i go 'Whaat?' and he says ' "Nephew" right? Isn't it bless you in english?' and HAHA he's getting started in english and i help him with it xD so that was funny, but i just said 'Oh, lol it's "bless you" ' 'Ah, ok "bless you" '

Hah... Can you understand the level of scenario this is for meee? Aaaah, i found the fet community after i learned how to search sickfics in english, and this language has been my fet's home since then, and then HE comes, with the kind of sneezes i like from man, sneezing like that at the end of our first date and mentioning a "bless you" in ENGLISH?? What a bless. Really. Oof.

INDUCING 💥💥💥‼️‼️🦅🦅💥🐺

Sorry, but WORKMATES TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER:

-Workmates who bless each other, even throwing some terms of endearment

-Workmates who rub each others back when they have a fit

-Workmates taking over what the other is trying to do because they can't do it while sneezing

-Workmates who encourage the sickie to go home because they genuinely feel bad for them

-Workmates who TAKE THE SICKIE HOME

Once again inducing with chhinkni! This time, my nose was not cooperating so I had to do another round in the middle because it was just so itchy! so there's a lot of false starts in there hehe

Oh, Clickhole. You have no idea.

My girlfriend has a yucky cold and her nose is constantly twitching and her little sneezes are so cute 🥺 she sounds so desperate before letting them out and it just makes me 🫠

Ok waaaah

Yesterday i told my bf that i found really cute when he falls asleep while talking, and then omg he started whispering by my ear as if he were falling asleep.

...

HE'S SO PLEASY?????????

Makes me hella wonder if he would be as pleasy if i tell him about this shitty kink, i mean, why not?

PLUS.

We were kissing and i SWEAR i accidentally and i didn't even noticed until the very exact moment he gently pulled me away and said "ok, all nice but that's not the way" and i go "what?" that he tells me

"You kissed my nostril"

and then i freeze like pikachu and turn and bury my face in my hands bc I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT BY ANY WAY IN ANY MOMENT AND I'M EVEN NOT INTO THAT

And he just laughed and soothed me and kept telling me that i didn't had to worry, and even joked "good it didn't came with a surprise" and- yuck- really, just shut up noooow, he joked with that tWice fuck him, and then while we were kissing again he did the same that i did and said "to be even" TFFFFFFF HDVSBSBDHDBSJSJFHD shit i died of real ebarassment again bc no not my thing but

He's just cool with thaaat????????

Would he be a tiny-bit like that if i told him about the kink?

We'll have to wait and suffer until we know 😩