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lunee-bat · 21 days

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Guess what I had art block and made a kid for my notp and now the art block’s fixed and I got a free au out of it

(there’s more weird art under the cut)

Common whizbang w

She’s a cervitaur bc I’m embracing the cringe and thought Lucifer’s wack genetics would meet up with Alastor’s and remember Charlie’s and say “let’s square the hooves on this one!!” so here we are

Anyway,,,enemies to coparents shenanigans,,

They’re trying their best

I promise,,

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vladdyissues · 4 months

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Of course Vlad's going to be an icehole about winning the snowball fight. But the super expensive gourmet organic hot chocolate he makes is almost worth being forced to listen to his gloating.

Almost.

#asks #danny phantom #vlad masters #danny fenton #badger cereal #phanart #hjbenderart #danny gonna smash his mug over vlad's skull in a minute

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the-gom-jabbar · 6 months

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Fremen: You must never ingest the Water of Life, Paul. It's highly dangerous, it will kill-

Paul:

#Why is Paul the epitome of telling a cat to get off the counter only for it to smash a nearby mug while making eye contact with you?#Paul: chugs like a wine mom before the kids get home #The Fremen #Water of life #dune #dune 2021 #dune memes #frank herbert #paul atreides #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune #Arrakis

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mumblelard · 13 days

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two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please or happy wednesday imaginary constructs

#i like the sound of glass when it smashes #nathan's famous #jammy onions #dijon mustard #brioche buns #and #beer #i like to watch fire turn wood into ashes #full moons #chugging buckies and chucking empties #torn sheets #lost rooms #i can't believe it's not tomorrow #dimpled mugs #grey eyes #grabbing into the weeds to keep from falling off the edge of the world #and that would fix everything #second blue moon epoch #first spring

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cosmic-hoboandthehighlander · 2 months

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HE CAME! HE FINALLY CAME! 🥰

I love you, Three 💕

#caboose pics #third doctor #classic doctor who #apparently these mugs contain lead paint??#but listen he is for display only because I don’t trust myself not to drop poor Jon Pertwee and smash him to pieces #he was actually a little hard to find at a reasonable price because he’s NOT on Amazon that I can find #I’m supposed to be packing away my stuff to move not buying more

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cherrydott · 1 year

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The amount of dopamine this generated cannot be measured by human technology

#enough power to make elon explode with my mind #AaaaaAAAA #havent actually had to stop drawing something to stim about it in a minute #gyro gearloose #dt17 #ducktales 2017 #he gets to be fat as a treat!#clown on this post and hes smashing that mug against your skull

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shiftythrifting · 2 years

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#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #mugs #vibe check #smashes this against your head #happy monday

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charmcoin · 3 months

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i don't even know how to study for this stupid class n i don't want to. closes my eyes and sits perfectly still until moss starts growing on my shoulders like a great sloth

#pers #i HATE this school it doesn't work properly. [smashes mug over my head] ahh that's better

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nevert-the-guy · 10 months

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Yeah, I know Rock puts all his Mega Man stuff away after each game.

But what if he didn't?

#megaman #rock #roll #dr light #my art #yes i gave dr light one of those e-tank coffee mugs #i would've done a number 1 dad one instead #but *vaguely gestures at protoman*#i don't think he'd feel like he deserves it #i don't know what it is about seeing the mix of heroism and normal life that gets me #spider-man's my favorite superhero #i think battle network's my favorite facet of the megaman franchise #and my favorite jojo part is 4 #but it gets me #and i like how the archie comics went into rock's life as rock #maybe it's the reminder that there's a relatively normal dude behind that hero #i guess that's why i dislike megaman's smash rep #(aside from it mostly being mm2)#it forgets that he's rock #he doesn't even blink #maybe even just show his hair outside of the trailer #like in a taunt or a victory animation or something #there's like three separate posts in these tags i gotta stop already

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prussianmemes · 2 months

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feel a little bit devilish a little bit dirty when i make coffee in my big mug when there's a little bit of black tea still in the bottom, or vice versa. it's like my coffee is rassenschande.

#the dedicated coffee kitty cat mug smashed on the floor a few days ago though #stupida faking wired headphones #i must superglue it.....#txt

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andromedasummer · 8 months

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i went. to go use the public bathrooms in town and it was fucking. gone. the whole block. they took the damn batjrooms

#i get why becaus like #my best friend was mugged thete #and there was blood and smashed plates on yhe ground when i walked by #abd its in drunk central but like #batroom.... where we piss now.

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osephdotnet · 1 year

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#vhs #gif #smash into pieces #cups #mug core #in my smashing era #ceramicwave #john maus

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thepopoptic · 9 months

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lemonade-luvr · 1 month

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calling knife guy baby girl just gave me some interesting ideas < depends on your standpoint

please disregard me calling knifeguy babygirl

#smashes a mug over my head ahhhh that feels better #asks.txt

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mumblelard · 1 year

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i feel like i ate the stuff growing at the bottom of a month old cup of coffee but in a good way

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ll-underestimated-ll · 3 months

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// Concept - What if a contributing factor to Wart's rapid humanity loss between 1879-1890s torporing was because Danny was unknowingly on his own personal path of enlightenment without realizing it. That his internal Fish Guidelines served as their own weird shit, cos he is 100% functioning on a completely different hierarchy of sins to speak in v20 regards.

#vampire on path of humanity: You can't steal and intentionally destroy peoples property!?#Daniel Fish-diety Herrington - smashing a window and taking a cool mug: Huh?#ooc

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