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David looking gorgeous in new curtail call pictures from Macbeth.
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#macbeth#donmar warehouse#the kilt does things to me#and the belt tilted just slightly askew#god he is gorgeous here#far too much attractiveness in one person#the androgynous beauty of David Tennant#amazing
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He does it cause he knows. He knows how cute.
#why does it have to be slightly askew#it makes it sillier and cuter#he knows what he’s doing#like a cat very calculated usage of cuteness#rain ghoul#I wish I could edit this into something silly but I am so tired and my fever is back#I think my brain is soup
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a way for the skaven running gag to continue via the Ratkin
Kitten: Okay this has been bothering me for a while. If there's things like werewolves and werecats-
Big D: Hold on, I told you about werewolves. How do you know about werecats?
Kitten: Long story, lots of family drama, I'd prefer not to get into it right now. But my point is are there other shapeshifters?
Big D: You BET THERE ARE. No werechihuahuas, though. That's a joke. And it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY, DEAR GOD I AM SO FED UP WITH THE TOMES OF ARCANE LORE FILLED UP WITH JOKE POSTS ABOUT THEM and okay, okay. Off track. Anyway, there are indeed many different types of shapeshifters.
Boy, wandering from another room: There's wererats and stuff
Big D: Quite so! They're hardly friendly to humans, for you see, they're quite fed up with human corruption being responsible for HEY WHOA WAIT WAIT. Boy! How do YOU know about wererats!?
Boy: They talks to me all the time.
Kitten: They do?
Boy: Dunno why. They just wander up and complain about humans being a pestilence upon the world. One of them wants to show me a giant mouse wheel it wants to make into a big bike thingy, though.
#hunter the parenting#WoD#world of darkness#ratkin#werewolf the apocalypse#given how the Ratkin are completely bonkers but in a somewhat morally gray way#and functionally fighting for the survival of the world#vs the skaven being comically evil even by Imperium standards#they also nicely have the 'TTS but everything just slightly askew' vibe that#HtP seems to be taking to character adjustments#queued
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#bonus close-up on one of the faces under the cut since getting all of them facing the front made them all slightly askew#combee#i love this guy's name. i just love any pokémon's name that has the word “bee” in it. combee‚ ribombee‚#i think that's it. off the top of my head‚ at least. it really adds just. a fun factor to saying the word. i also like the phrase “none of#your combeezwax” which i say a lot#bug-type doesn't suit this guy adequately. they need to make a bee-type specifically for this guy and ribombee i swear#i dunno why i just feel it in my heart. those two are honey-type pokémon. bees are not bugs‚ to me. they are their own creatures
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this photo from the nhl winter classic at t-mobile park might truly be one of the most mariners™️ things i have ever seen in my life lmao
#earnest hard done by and slightly askew. the mariners brand forever#seattle mariners#mariners lb#bless them#mlb
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also. guys. willow has always been terrible. don’t try n sell me on her being baby bambi when willow canonically killed baby bambi.
#musings#i am getting takes on my post that are so……#i cannot vibe w people who feel like willow should have just stayed all cutesy#or diminish her behavior/talk about it like it’s just a thirst for knowledge gone slightly askew#OR people who JUSTIFY her s6 behavior and go ‘’tara was in the wrong’’ (have seen that absurd take before)
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I forgot to buy desk calendar for 2024, so in a perfect creative decision to make my life harder than it already is, I think why not make my own monthly calendar because ready made one never have the illustration I like anyway.
So, here it is. A little bit late for january, but I'm so happy with this one.
#if you see the frame is slightly askew look the other way#i have astigmatism#straight line is a pain in my ass and apparently I can never take a straight photo either#been trying to make peace with green so why not draw a bunch of lotus#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#art#watercolor#my monthly calendar
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Oh lol hi guys. I ran over a kangaroo today and totaled my car I’ve had for 5 days! Gotta go kms bye!
#I’m like physically fine#the craziest thing is I was so shocked at first bc it seemed like absolutely nothing happened to the car#just like one rubber protective guy on the bumper slightly askew#I sobbed for an hour over killing an animal took it to a mechanic#and BAM mechanic is like ha ha you can’t drive this anywhere#they fixed it enough so I’m not totally stranded and can drive it but#it has no structural integrity at all and I was told like for safety reasons#I need to trash it once I get there#I’m going to fcking die
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"american mcdavid" this "american mcdavid" that ...... the REAL american mcdavid is actually a racing driver and his name is oliver askew
the comment that sparked this
#honestly thats the worst connor picture I could possibly find but I REALLY WANTED A TEAM CANADA ONE for obvious reasons#so hes slightly older here but they actually have a month age diff 💀#oli is connor if he was american/swedish and instead of being a star was kind of mid but still beloved. and also a racing driver#oliver askew#connor mcdavid
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Very generic “”gothy” character in a children’s cartoon” type look just out of curiosity, seeing if I had enough stuff to put together a full outfit from a box of old clothes lol. I didn’t have an actual main shirt though, so it’s just a plain tank top with cat shape cut out of paper and safety pinned onto the front
#Though not calling anyone generic if this is your style or something. I don't mean it in a bad way. I just mean like.. all of the steretypic#al elements are there. The choker thing. the 'fishnet shirt under a tank top' . the 'carefully placed slightly askew studded belt' etc.#the skirt + some form of patterned specially striped tights + platform boots combo. etc. Like from a character design standpoint#These are the elements usually present in a show when they want to portray 'this caracter is slightly edgy and alternative'#just missing like.. hair with straight across bangs in pigtails that's black with a few colored streaks in it. OR just like shoulder length#shaggy hair that's also streaky and has a sidebang. and like.. one lip piercing or something ghhjbjh.. dark eyeliner#black nailpolish. I'm not painting my nails just for one uoutfit though. I actually used to wear nailpolish more but I just hate the smell#so much now. I can't see how I ever was able to bear it. I think maybe because usually I had some bigger spaces with ventalation. I guess#I could paint them outside maybe. Still#It's still hard to beleive some poeple will like. full on#get their nails done on a constant basis. get hair done. etc.etc. Not even just becuase of the money but like. the sensory experience seems#ovwerhelming. I only have been to a hair salon like twice in my life and both times I HATED a person touching me. and having to like lay my#head back and get it rinsed. etc. I went to a nail slon literally once because someone else wanted to go and I happened to be with them#and the smell was bad to me and also I did not like them touching me even if it was just my hands. Also I've never had fake nails#and didn't want them so when I went in I just got them plainly painted a plain color with nothing special andit's just like.. I could have#done that myself for free lol.. I get going to a place with special tools and equipment if you want something complicated but like..#why pay to have your plain nails plainly painted in a plain way#Hair thing if more bothersome though like. Maybe strangers can touch my hands i guess but like. letting someone near my head and face.#automatic bad reflex. Like an animal protecting it's belly or something. I think amplified by the fact that not only is a stranger touching#you but also there's like. so much. stuff. wet feeling on hair and then the feeling of hands and then so many smells and then other poeple#being there too. etc. etc. Though since my hair is so long now I have been curious every once in a while to like.. go into a place and get#an estimate. Not to go through with it actually but just like. hey if I theoretically wanted you to bleach my very dark extremely thick hai#r that is all the way to my fingertips. and make it like white.how much would that cost and how long would it take. I feel like it would tak#e froever and be very expensive since it'd probably use up a lot of product. I barely even keep up with coloring my own hair at home anymore#because it's always such a process. Instead of one thing of dye I need literally like 4 lol. etc.#Or maybe it'd be cheaper because they'd have bulk items instead of buying single package. But still. the man hours probably. cost of labor.#ANYWAY khjk... Another fun look just to be silly. Not really my style but it's all just playing dress up
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Pull yourself together, man! [P1 | P2 | P3] (Patreon)
#Doodles#Deltarune#Spamton#Suddenly and completely alone and very much feeling like it#When it rains it pours#And so feeling terrible alone and small and fully like a black sheep - hands stained despite washing and and wishing and wanting#The best he can do is pull himself together#Also getting the first little peeky-peeks of his glasses under his mop before he finally brushes it all back into place#I know it's me choosing to draw him like that but what a flop-bush of hair haha#Dandelion puff floof of hair#I also like how his nose sticks out of it hehe - de-emphasize the nose with a big ol' floof hairstyle!#Nah it's a very striking feature lol very Style#Speaking of I had a lot of fun with the tears in his jacket - especially the flaps of loose torn fabric like at his elbow#And the fact that it's just slightly askew - neither shoulder is properly affixed!#Rips in clothes is just a really fun thing to doodle haha#And then his lovely mascara-smear tears haha#I think I - for a moment - considered importing my Elsen headcanon about all Elsen body fluids and innards and the like being shades of grey#I've walked it back since then but it does still amuse me in a small way to think that that's just how his tears are hehe so dramatic#They could be smears from the dye :0 Or he could actually be wearing makeup haha ♪#All his own product of course! Wouldn't be caught using a competitor just because he's selling a lemon! He's no Scamton! Lol#Wipe your face you're a mess
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no cause put respect on my name when you talk about me. the data proves itself. use usted when you talk to me
#i really like dlc at this point but that day when the mv came out and the lyrics were on it.. that day i listened to it on loop for so long#so the data is slightly askew but me and that song have a very special relationship now
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You can put there a picture of real human hands instead of drawing them 👀
Okay so I had to wait to be on my computer to make justice to this perfect concept but
lo and behold
IT'S PERFECT
#yes yes I know Todd's hand is SLIGHTLY askew#but what do you want that's how it was destined to be#JUST LOOK AT THAT IT'S PERFECT I'M DYING#I don't think I need to subject the toddblack tag to my wips
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fell asleep on my lunch break face planting on the table and now there's a giant red imprint of my glasses diagonally across my face
#almost 20 minutes late back to lunch not sure how no one noticed#ofc i slept w them slightly askew so theres no hiding it
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some phone pics of today's walk. i really, really love living here.
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Eddie should have a crown to go with the throne
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