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theriverdiary · 1 year
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Can they say the same?
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ttrulese · 2 months
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i used to be slicin an dicin on my arms sighh thos wer the days
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wannarexic101 · 7 months
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oml i almost passed out. I've never felt that before while slicin n dicin
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acourtofwhatthefuck · 19 days
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I’m like. 99% certain it’s either the dad or devlin?? Is that his name?? The handsome guy that ratted us out who’s been slicin and dicin
Oh? How interesting 👀
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characcoon · 2 years
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Yo that dog be Slicin’ and Dicin’
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cryptid-pet · 2 years
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Breakfast in Bed- Shuuma
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Note: This is just a list of headcanons(?) and nothing more, no TW for this 😋
🎻Sundays are the “special” days for Shu, and that one day of the week becomes a HELL for Yuma
🍅This man is literally being clinged by his blondie slacker and making a hassle of “Don’t get out of bed, body heat is something I am currently lacking” or maybe like “Pillows aren’t supposed to be moving” which Yuma has to eventually give up rather than going with plan B: Punching and cursing
🎻 “If ya wanna sleep so fuckin’ much, I’ll knock ‘em lights out for ya, haah?!”
🍅Some Sundays, Yuma won’t be much of a whiny grown man and want those days to just relax, get strength back from pulling out weeds or something, y’know?
🎻With Shu being a dead mummy in a coffin, he’s also one to request a lot of things from his boyfriend too
🍅 “Babe, can you get me some water? Will you make me breakfast in bed?” blah blah blah, you get what I’m implying
🎻Yuma may be used to slicin’ n dicin’ veggies but THIS MAN WILL MAKE A GOOD ASS OMLETTE FOR SHU. A nice small salad or fruit bowl on the side for a breakfast is just asking for a #CheifKiss
🍅Sugar-Chan is joining and OOOO JUNK FOOOOOD- okay but if the two are going to stay in bed for hours into the evening, reading books or watching television is two huge must haves
🎻Netflix babbbbyyyy– DID I MENTION THEY HAVE A DOG? NO? YOU DIDN’T ASK? Too bad sorry sis, stay pressed
🍅Yuma wanted a big dog but Shu wanted a little dog, so they got one.
🎻Shu was like “Poodle, something small and fluffy, poodle, poodle poodle”
🍅 “OKAY FOR ADAM’S SAKE TO FIND EVE, NEET!”
🎻They named the little fella Archie and he must be a blood related son to Shu because this puppy SLEEPS 24/7
🍅BUT going back to the sleeping in portion of this, pillows, pillows, A LOT OF THEM IS A MUST
🎻 AS MANY SHU CAN GET, HE’LL BE MAKING A FORT PILLOW THAT COVERS EVER ANGLE OF HIS FRAME!
🍅They’ll be in bed cuddling until 5 at night, bare feet touching at the edge of the bed, and Reiji and Ruki complainning about them staying in
🎻 “I understand you and Yuma are in a relationship, but have no shame and PLEASE be useful and WASH THE DISHES YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING!”
🍅 “Yuma, today was your turn to do the laundry, you cannot stay in bed for this long”
🎻Lmao, neither one listens unless it’s going to have consequences
🍅 Music, Music, MUSICCCCC~!! FIGHTING OVER SPOTIFY SONG LMAO
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vrisrezis · 1 year
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Can I just get some Maki fluff? Can be anything you want, any scenario, I want you to be able to write whatever you want for fun!
Not sure how canon this is since it’s been a hot minute since I played v3 but hey
“Heyy maki!!” you smile, with a all too toothy grin on your face. She knew it could not have been good news, you looked far too innocent. Besides, she trained with you all the time, she knew your main tactic for assassinations was through acting cute and innocent. Your ways of dealing with assassinating others was different, which is probably why this facility had you two train side by side specifically.
Luckily for you, maki seemed to like you. Probably because unlike with the other children, she didn’t have to watch you. If you got into trouble, you dealt with it on your own. It still made her worry, but regardless you knew how to take care of yourself despite how young you both were at the time.
She gave you one of her glares. Not a death glare per say, moreso a warning. “What could you possibly want at this hour?” she raised a brow, and you giggle. To anyone else it was just a cute little kid, giggling at something stupid but to maki it was mischievous, malicious even. That was just like you. Even if the two of you were best friends.
“It’s just that, your hair looks so boring! I mean, it must get in the way when your killing off those nobodies for some cash right?” you said, and she nodded slowly. “What are you getting at.”
“Wellll… let me do your hair! I can make it super cute! It will not only be out of your face when your slicin and dicin, but you’ll just be the cutest ever! You’ll be able to charm your enemies just like lil ol me!” you grin, and she shakes her head. “No way am I letting you do that.” “Cmoonnnn” “no.”
Anyways, you ended up doing her hair. At first, she hated it, but she eventually found herself learning how to do her own hair. She tried ponytails, braids, buns, anything.. but her signature ponytails were the only thing she felt for her.. somewhat. She had grown attached to the style you’d given her. Besides… you kept begging her to wear ponytails because of how cute she looked.
You were lucky she liked you so much.
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wantmeifyouwantme · 1 year
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tw//sh
just realised that after ehh.... slicin and dicin my hips after not doing it for a while, i am going to be trying on swimsuits tommorrow. and then on wednesday me and the netball team are having a pool party fml
have covered with bandaid, not bad coverage, should be good
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ghettobisharp4 · 1 year
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Bisharp slicin and dicin
Im pretty new, I lost access to my old tumblr :( pls follow me if you like Pokémon, final fantasy, GoT/HoTD, and more :)
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hypnotic-anarchy · 2 years
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REALLY BIG TW PLEASE BE SAFE !! :
honest to god like five seconds away from chugging lysol, slicin n dicin, purging my absolute guts out, etc ugh having to much fun
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kulemii · 2 years
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random ishin thoughts with no real rhyme or reason :)
so excited to see aizawa-- i mean harada as captain of his own men. i bet he's such an asshole. he's known for being particularly cruel, right? i can't help but wonder how cruel tho? like, i know the citizens are afraid of them but i mean, the citizens aren't fans of the shinsengumi in the first place. are they? so are we talking, slicin' and dicin' mugs in the middle of the street? or just like, looking mean and causing a scene in public just because he thinks someone is giving him a dirty look? i bet his training is so rough and brutal. tho, i doubt we'd ever get to see it. and i wonder if he'd he just like... casually threatens to kill his men bc he thinks they're too weak to commit seppuku.
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xariarte · 6 months
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eighth season game WIN: Raps vs Mavs (127-116)
-A fun game with lots of highlights!
-Pascal Siakam finally had a good game!!! I am so thankful for the basketball gods. His 3pt shot is still weird, but watching all those paint points made me so glad he's still around. 😌💖
-OG was great. 10/10, no notes. He even smiled during the game. A true miracle. 🥰✨
-Malachi Flynn with two three pointers???!? I could not believe my eyes...that man was unfairly shut in the doghouse by NN and I'm glad he's out of there! 😳😤
-Other Highlights: Scottie with the double double, Dennis slicin' and dicin' with his speedy finishes, Garrett Temple being the biggest hype man on the bench, and Luka/OG's saga of flirting as they try to stop each other's game. 🤣💖
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takesuhigher · 6 months
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I asked my brother to get me a bottle of water out of my closet and when he did he saw the shelf I put in there to help with the organizing and then this exchange happened:
E: Hey, you have one of these too. Was this your idea or was it mine?
B: It was my idea. I’m the whole reason you rearranged your closet.
E: This whole time I thought it was my idea. I’ve been humbled.
We laughed a lot and just before this he was talking and said, “It reminds you of South Park...” And I interrupted because I don’t watch that show and I said, “It reminds YOU of South Park.” And then he said, “It reminds me of South Park.” And I said, “Yeah, but you had said YOU.” And he swore he said “me” and then said, “Okay, Big Foot Realm.”
But then The Weeknd opened his door and I don’t remember if he ever mentioned what he was going to say about South Park.
Btw, if you think the slicin’ and dicin’ is funny, that’s his line. He’s very funny and would’ve made a fantastic basketball player if not for his nerves.
And maybe me playing HORSE. Who knows 😔
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Yknow for years I had put off dipping my toe into writing anything horror because I was worried it would be too hard for me to grasp horror concepts with the written word but I’m having a lot of fun writing gore I want to start doing more of it bc it’s genuinely fun trying to figure out the right way to describe slicin and dicin
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changedlives · 8 months
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Shalom Bishop & Harvest At the ATL pop up I asked Bishop to cover me in a particular area in my life. He said I would have a praise report before the next pop up. Today my manager told me I was approved for an accommodation with my schedule to work around the needs of my children. Hallelujah. I asked them twice & told myself I wasn’t going to beg. Persist or pivot was the motto. This Divine Detox series has been slicin n dicin me. Thank you Bishop for your pour.
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awidevastdominion · 1 year
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re: Three-Body, ep.29
i'm going to be disappointed if the Netflix version of the slicin' and dicin' of Judgement Day doesn't include close-ups of nanowires cutting through Adventists like they're made of jello
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