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love-belle · 7 months

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hell was the journey but it brought me heaven !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their invisible string was a random unhinged tweet from her and him being her brother's best friend.

for when you find someone who's exactly like you and will love you in all the right ways. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // daniel ricciardo x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - back for a while :))) i hope u like this <3 thank u so much for reading, i love you <333333

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-> yourusername and u r?????

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charles_leclerc "batshit insane shit" and it's you breaking my heart

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-> maxverstappen1 FALSE ACCUSATIONS

-> sebastianvettel do it for the bees

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maxverstappen1 you and no one.

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-> fernandoalo_official can confirm

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-> username PLEASE THAT WAS HILARIOUS

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-> danielricciardo what friends

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-> username "i wish i would've met her sooner because before she came in my life, i missed her so bad"

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maxverstappen1 you deserved that timeout

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-> charles_leclerc carmen banned me from her kitchen

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-> yourusername honestly so justified

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-> maxverstappen1 this is cyber bullying

danielricciardo you're so cool baby jumping out the window like that

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flowrxchild · 4 years

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I was tagged by the sweet @moonchildwildheart thanks lovey! I love these kinds of tags they’re so much fun!! ❤️

What was the last thing you read?

My study notes for an essay T-T

Favourite movie?

Moonrise Kingdom!

Favourite book?

It’s been the Goldfinch for a long time but as of recently I’ve fallen in love with Jenny Slate’s Little Weirds

Dream date?

Ouu like a picnic or stargazing of something like that. Laying face down in the mud under a full moon could be romantic if you rlly think about it.

Do you have a crush?

I don’t think there’s been a moment of my waking life that I havnt...

What are your hobbies?

I love to paint! I used do a lot of art but life’s kept me really busy as of recently and I don’t get to do it as much as I’d like :(

What’s your favourite time of day?

Late afternoon/golden hour! Ik it’s corny but it’s so pretty how could you not be in love???

If you could look like anything, what would you look like?

The Celestial Seasonings Sleetime Tea bear. That’s literally all I want for myself.

Are you romantic?

*leans dramatically on a staircase clutching my forehead* yes.

What’s your favourite type of weather?

Warm and lightly breezy. The opposite of whatever hell it is now in Canada...

What do you like talking about?

Movies and music always. I’m obviously a dork about it.

What are your turn ons?

Attentive affection like when someone touches you when they talk to you or eye contact I’m like 👁👄👁

Turn offs?

Rudeness. If someone’s mean or pushy yuck

If you got a tattoo what would it be and where would you get it?

I have a lot of stick and pokes everywhere that are super random lol but if I had to get an official one it’d probably be something floral on my arm?? I’m too indecisive to be a tattoo person :/

Do you have any pets?

I have a stinker of a black cat named Odin and he’s the loveliest boy to ever be

Dream job?

Something in the film industry...still to be determined

Dream place to live?

In the country? I’ve lived in a big city all my life and I’ve always wanted to be somewhere quieter and more serene

Dream vacation?

I don’t really know tbh...I love traveling anywhere so any trip would be a dream!

Do you have any piercings?

My ears and my cartilage. Used to have my septum but rip to her :(

If you had kids, what would you name them?

I really don’t know I always feel like the only person who doesn’t have a list I think...

What are your best traits?

My sense of humour has gotten me through a lot...Something bad will happen and I am forced to laugh in its face. Call it what it is: big goblin energy...Also I cherish my artistic eye aahasksk

Worst traits?

I’m a horribly distracted person lmao which makes me maybe the worlds worst reciever of information... I’ve been called flightly and disinterested because of it :( im also super anxious and i let it get the best of me sometimes...

What’s your worst fear?

Losing the people I love. Not being able to experience certain things.

What do you want to eat right now?

Im always craving brownies. I could eat a brownie rn I would not complain.

What’s your best vacation you’ve ever been on?

I’ve not traveled a ton but I went to London when I was 16 and I loved every minute of it!

Favourite city?

Gotta be biased and say my home Toronto! Even though I complain about it a lot, it’s raised me well!

Favourite social media platform?

Tumblr and twitter for sure! They’re kind of addictive

Favourite article of clothing?

Right now, it’s my black turtleneck. Gotta love a classic turtleneck ammirite?

Do you play any sports?

Bold of you to assume my bones are able to carry my akward ass in any other form besides walking. When I was a kid my parents forced me to play soccer and I literally used to lay in the field and pretend I was too sick to stand. Like during the game. The melodrama has not toned down since.

Favourite meal of the day?

Dinner I guess? It’s got the most yumminess possibility. The yummy levels are over 9000

What are you excited for?

Christmas break! This semester is beating my ass and I can’t wait for it to no longer be

Not excited for?

My finals.

When was the last time you cried?

Last night over the amount of work I had to do LOL

Dream house?

Omg a cabin or like a cottage home!! uGh itd be a dream!! Jus me and the trees

What’s something you hate about the world?

Injustice, prejudice and ignorance. I have no tolerance for it and there seems to be a lot of it. Wish a lot more people would just have less hate in them.

What’s something you love about the world?

It’s beauty!! Even outside of things that make me frustrated or terrified, the world always shows us reasons to love and reasons to live and I gotta remember that!

What scents do you like?

I love spicy “musky” smells lol I wear a unisex perfume cuz I love warmer smelling stuff like vanilla etc..

What kind of sleeper are you?

Not a good one ahahsjssk

Are you a cat or dog person?

Typically, I’m a dog person but I love cats just the same!

How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

Literally like a couple hours I’d see a singular zombie and immediately fart and die from fear 😔✊🏻

Are you trusting?

I think so? But I have a really strong intuition when it comes to people so i give trust where it’s due

What fictional character do you identify with?

Idk this is a hard one I’m never good at picking one for myself lol

What labels do you commonly get?

I get sensitive a lot.. especially when I was little and I used to hate it cuz I used to see the negative in it but I think us sensitive people have got to start using it as a strength! (And maybe people should be less mean also ahshag)

What song would be your life anthem?

This is another hard one but I guess just my fave song: Jimi Hendrix’ Voodoo Chile?

What issues are you dealing with rn?

Erm school and being anxious I guess...schools been stressing me out and it’s hard going to class when you’re just terrified of everything but I’m working on it so 💩

How can someone win you over?

Literally just be nice I am not hard to win over Loool

What’s something about you people don’t know?

I don’t really talk about it a ton but I’m adhd and was diagnosed super late in life so I spent most of my childhood and teens thinking that I was just a spaz who had a lot to think about but my brain was straight up goofing the whole time lmao I’m slowly starting to learn to cope with it but it’s been a tough journey especially being in uni and trying to do adult things. So I’m sending a hug to anyone else who also suffers because it is not an easy ride <3

I’d like to tag (and ik this is a long one so feel free to ingnore me if u don’t want to) @cantbehandled-ever @satans-helper @seven-seas-of-hi @karrotkate @v-i-d-e-n-o-i-r @lazingonsunday @thatflowerpower @eatmyshiftsticky @shes-outta-sight @pvre-mourning @aint-no-denying @dreams-madeof-strawberrylemonade ⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨

#tag game #about me #ty<3

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sgnwooseok · 5 years

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hello everyone!!! i am so excited that this place is back uwu hello i am jess and i play this bb wooseok here~ i’m super hype to play him and i can’t wait to start plotting with everyone! wooseok’s about page is HERE and i’ll list some more facts/history and some potential open plots under the cut :D

i have twitter here, but i think i’m mostly going to try to keep plotting to tumblr ims so i don’t get confused haha. please LIKE THIS TO PLOT and i’ll hop into ur ims! or reply to this if u see a plot u want maybeeee? if not we can always brainstorm too!

brief history/run down of wooseok

he is a 96 line and a third year at snu

he’s late bc he did his military service fresh out of high school so he’s a bit older than others in his grade oops (aka if ur 95-97 line and did military service already maybe they met there)

his parents divorced when he was in like 8th grade so it was Peak Devastation and Angsty Times for tween wooseok and he decided he hates his dad

but he ADORES his mom and visits her most weekends

he’s a scholarship student and got in on a full ride on the basis that he keeps his grades up

so he’ll be mostly found studying in various areas

if he’s at a party and he gets bored he’ll probably be on his phone reading his notes lmAO

i called him “haruhi without the host club and cross dressing” so if that helps with the image i have for him HAHAA

uhhh he loves baking but doesn’t cook very often

since he’s in nutrition he always bakes his own snacks and can almost always be found snacking on something homemade that he baked on his own

he’s also always willing to share because he’s Generous™ like that

potential plots? maybe?

anyone who went to the same high school and knew he was a nerd and before his nice Glow-up

maybe an ex .... a Girlfriend in high school .... before he decided his preferences

tbh i would love to have someone who like ... either tries bullies or tease him for being poor but he honestly doesn’t give a crap (quote haruhi’s “ugh, rich people”)

HE NEEDS FRIENDS someone pls just befriend this boy

exes(?) he has one (1) ex who he’s still lowkey half pining over but he’s definitely dated other people~ even if it was in high school or smth

COUSINS??? he’s an only child but pls be cousins w him (especially cousin’s on his dad’s side bc that would be fun if he liked u but he’s torn bc ur from that side of the family and he’s like :/)

cousins from his moms side would be cool too tho

frenemies? friendly competition? u know he’s a nerd but u wanna try to beat him at his own game?

someone he tutors? wooseok is the type of person who doesn’t rly wanna make longterm friends bc he’s like “never gonna see these people again anyway” so

someone who always tries to benefit from his snacks? (this can be multiple people bc wooseok stress bakes LOL)

someone who is vaguely worried about his caffeine addiction and he claims he has it under control “bc this is what he’s studying” but youve never seen someone drink something with three-four espresso shots in it and not shake after like ... is he ok, is he human

HAHA or he’s broke AF rn nd you see him sUffering because he’s suffering from caffeine withdrawals and you take pity on him and buy him a coffee

u are confused as to why he keeps staring at a certain someone and thinks that he’s shy or smth and offer to be his wingman but no, he doesn’t just think he’s hot, that’s his ex-bf

and bc i’m uncreative these are one-liners i stole from the internet that could work w wooseok as a plot

“there’s a harry potter marathon on.” “why would you tell me that when i’m studying for a midterm?!” (wooseok)

“you need to shower/eat/sleep/take care of yourself.” “after studying.” (wooseok) “no. now.”

you’re waiting in my dorm room for my roommate to come back from class and i end up helping you on your lab work/homework

this is the third time you’ve been locked outside of my dorm bc you left your student card/key inside. this is also the third time i’ve had to let you in

i’ve never gotten drunk before and you decide you’ll make me get drunk with you

you were really drunk and i walked you back to your dorm to make sure u were safe

i hate sports so why am i at the _____ game? you want to find out

we have the same early 9am class and you fall asleep on me so i wrote notes for you (so you want to either pay him back or get him to always write notes for u or smth)

all of our friends are drunk, why am i even at this party?

i caved and ordered pizza and so did you and we’re both waiting outside of the avenue for our respective delivery guys

we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking behind the shelf next to us, what the fuck are we supposed to do?

you (a sports player) hit me in the head with your (sports) ball and now we’re headed to the infirmary because i think there’s two of you

wow this got super long so thank u if ur still reading this djkfbksdjbf but yeah anyways hmu to plot pls and ty and if none of these fit ur muse we can always brainstorm ofc!!

edit: i added some random prompts :D

#( ooc. )

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chaeunwoo-archive · 7 years

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moonbin | astro

(done with @rockoaroundthechristmastree, @rockytheastroid, @astrofireworks, @jinwoosmile, @ongbins and @jakganim)

MASTERLIST LINK

1998 Jan 26

Cheongju son

Visual 4/6

How to recognise moonbean: smol upper lip, looks like a cat

JUST FUCKIN SHOOK US BY APPEARING WITH BLUE-GREY HAIR WHAT THE HECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby: red, crescent moon

Was a child actor/model

liSTEN

BABY MOONBIN

IS MY SHIT !!!!!!

Baby Binnie singing

GROWN UP BIN RECREATING IT

Baby Binnie doing the train song!!

GROWN UP BIN RECREATING THE TRAIN SONG

A full cutie / Baby Bin charming everyone / Bin and Sua playing

Was also in a Samsung CF jesus christ what a cutie

Appeared as Baby Yunho in DBSK’s Balloons

Bet you didn’t know he had a dance practice video too

I love embarrassing Bin videos I need a video of him reacting to this

More embarrassing videos he’s bringing sexy back y’all

Was also in Boys Over Flowers as baby F4

cute-ass nicknames

Resident “pupcat” for looking ‘chic’ when he’s straight faced and being energetic and happy and puppy-like when he smiles

문비글: moon beagle because he gets all excited i love him

“YuNo Moonbin” because Baby Yunho in DBSK’s Balloons

“Jelly boy” because of his one line in Confession (“Hey baby 그 앨 잊어“ = “hey baby, forget about him”) that sounded like “hey baby 겔리줘” (hey baby, give me jelly)

콩 = bean

차은우 덕후 = Cha Eunwoo Maniac

Listen he’s such a big Eunwoo stan

#TeamSoap (Just so you know, arohas didn’t come up with the name ‘Binu’, they came up with it (”Team Soap”) themselves )

explained it by saying 빈 (Bin) + 우 (Woo) = 비누 (Soap)

Roommates

Picked each other in OK!Ready and have been living in the same room ever since

in the recent Night Night show they did Eunwoo said that if he could pick roommates again, he’d still pick Bin

Used to call eunwoo (은우) “eu-noo” (으누) as a cute nickname

“Eu-noo Eu-noo Cha-Eu-Noo!!”

Eunwoo saved Bin on his phone (predebut though, idk how accurate this is rn) as 달콩 (literally translates into moon bean) and fun fact coincidence or not you decide it’s also the second half of 알콩달콩 (lovey dovey) :’)

Jokes aside he’s really Eunwoo’s best friend he’s Eunwoo’s hypeman

Claims Eunwoo is the most beautiful creature on earth

“Is he really human? How can someone that looks like him exist?”

Eunwoo thinks Bin is the most handsome I love supportive friends ;u;

Bin to Sanha during the 600 day broadcast: did i say you can take the meat

Also Bin: feeds Eunwoo “be careful it’s hot”

문초딩: basically saying he has a mind of a nine year old i’m crying i bet he giggles at dick jokes

쿨빈: “cool bin” i mean he’s cool sometimes i guess,,,,,, a nerd,

Also recently pointed out during ASC as the sexiest member in astro so

빈스틸러: “bin stealer” - basically (sf9 taeyang voice) scene steAlerRr

정수리감별사: he can distinguish people by smelling the top of their heads bless him

Has a ridiculously refined sense of olfaction - can literally smell every member apart from one another

Literally suffers every time he’s asked to do this by mcs; has done it on Weekly Idol and Immigration and the latest Special Sunday

문밥: mOON RICE THE CUTEST NICKNAME because he loves to eat bless his soul

loves babies to no end

But so does the whole of astro so

can run real fuckin fast

Got a silver medal in ISAC, got beat out by his buddy Woosung form Snuper only because Woosung’s chest touched the ribbon 0.02 seconds before bless

plays the piano!

Was close to ikon’s Chanwoo and sf9’s Chani and also childhood friends with gfriend’s SinB

THE CUTEST LISTEN he was Chani’s OG “Bin hyung”

Once he met Moonbin in the airport and yelled, “BIN HYUNG!!” and Youngbin got so bitter that Chani called Moonbin “bin hyung” he went on sf9’s vlive a month afterwards to complain and said it was a stab to his heart asjdlhf I love them

Also friends with Seungkwan and Vernon from SVT :’)

LOVES EATING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Joined the fantz and “Right since the start I told the company that I hope they don’t interfere when it comes to food.” this bitch im rly cryign ilove him

Steals MJ’s food, and also probably everyone else’s

Videos of him eating is my passion

Apparently used to make pancakes really often predebut with Astro :’)

Claims to not really like bread but has an entire vlive of him eating bread with rocko

Apparently hates red bean, egg yolks and tofu and chocolate and fish

Still tried to drink the chocolate drink jinjin(?) won from nimdle even though he hates chocolate what is this boy doing

Actually eats so much omg my fave Bin concept is Bin eating

Literally gets fed by EVERYONE ALL THE TIME (peep nimdle broadcast and also his actual CEO getting their manager to buy him [and Eunwoo] food every 10 flippin minutes)

Gets a free pass to do anything anywhere on a vlive??? Gets meat to hold a BBQ party

Holds his own muk-bang broadcasts, on days where he “can’t eat much” still eats for one meal 2 servings of kbbq, a bowl of rice, a large bowl of stew and finishes off with a large bowl of naengmyeon. son,

sleeps a lot

Literally though sanha and jinjin posted a twitter video of them trying to wake bin up it doesn’t work it apparently only works when eunwoo gets him to wake up

Sleeps through sanha and jinjin prodding him but wakes up when eunwoo starts talking in a vlive

Bin said in the harper’s bazaar interview that he doesn’t wake up when the manager calls him to get up but his eyes naturally open when he hears Eunwoo sighing (creds to @astrotranslations)

Bin’s mom even sent in a concern to hello counsellor bc he wouldn’t stop sleeping and couldn’t wake up so really… eunwoo = magic?

Sister is YG trainee Moon Su-Ah

Not sure if she’s still in that disgusting man’s dungeon or if she’s switched companies, pls pray 4 her

She’s a year younger than him and appeared on Unpretty Rapstar

Once Bin went on in the audience wow he was so handsome in that episode bless up

Cannot deal with doing aegyo for the life of him, but is actually super duper naturally adorable

KNOWS he’s cute, in his friggin line play profile he says he’s ASTRO’s cutie so there’s that

Tried to out-aegyo himself once what a fuckin cutie

Loves the dinosaur claw

Oddly talented at using the claw machine even though he said he was horrible but Hyuksoo called him out on it

Showed us a forehead Once during the Growl collab stage with KNK and Snuper (bless their souls pls support the Holy Trinity I’m not saying this collab stage turned me into a Moonbin/Sangil stan but it 100% did)

SWEATER PAWS

His dedication to the sweater paws is incredible

Soft voice, cute voice, slightly grainy

It’s so distinctive you can tell it’s his voice during songs

Says dumb things sometimes

“MY NAME IS MOONBEAN”

“I ANOTHER GIRL LIKE”

”YOU GO HOME”

Once upon a time, a barista - he attempted to make a heart in a latte but made a carrot lookin thing instead (but he tried his darndest)

For context he worked in the fantagio cafe when he was a trainee to make pocket money and to get to interact with people

Was then asked to make a latte heart but failed asjdhflaskj he’s so pure, Pls tell him it looks like a heart ;; all he wants is validation

Makes cute high pitched squealing noises when laughing/embarrassed

Apparently had Crazy Sexy Cool written for him as a solo track djfaslhdkjfahlsdkf a fullass blessing

Mouth corners curve up up up and into his cheeks when he smiles his eyes disappear it’s the cutest thing my heart stops every single time

Stops my heart when he’s not smiling too

Would do anything to see him smile

GRUMPY AS HECK WHEN HE WAKES UP

Pouts immediately it’s so cute my heart is weak he’s exactly like a cat

Trained the longest out of all of ASTRO, at least under Fantagio

Is called “ancient” in some DDOCA hashtags because he and rocko trained under fantagio for 7 years

Is the longest running member of the Fantagio fam, not counting the CEO

Apparently called Manager Moon what a pure bean

Listen we were just talking about this the other day but in 40 years we’re going to wonder about what happened to astro then we’ll google fantagio and something will pop up and it’ll say something like “Moonbin, previously part of idol group Astro, now CEO of Fantagio”

Is a BTS stan smdh

Knows the choreo to literally all of BTS’s songs, including I Need U and DNA smdh

Introduced to Jungkook by Seungjun (now KNK, previously a Bighit trainee)

Got a (literal) shout out too? At Gayo Daejun

Made friends with him and exchanged contact info and has been messaging him :’)

A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER

Took some predebut photos and also took pictures for the spring up and summer vibes PCs !!!

Photographer name: 달콩작가 (moon bean photographer) :’)

#astro #moonbin #dont be fooled vivi wrote all of this i an eunwoo stan

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jungkook97 · 7 years

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(pt 1) omg you dont have to answer this i dont want to give you anymore drama but my anxiety has been so bad these past few days because of this whole jiyong incident. Ive stanned him for 5 years and even tho hes made a lot of mistakes/fucked up alot, i still tried to see the good in him (like him supporting lgbtq, supporting the fight for aids, doing charity, just being an overall respectful and kind person to everyone)

But i felt like this was the last straw, because its not pure ignorance/lack of knowledge, its common sense. If your friend was abused, youd do everything to help them and get them away from their abuser. So when i saw what jiyong did, it broke my heart and i literally could not understand why he would do something like this. Like what benefit would he gain from letting that piece of shit come? Maybe its a misunderstanding, maybe its not . But everytime i scrolled on twitter, i looked at a pic of jiyong and i was fine but then suddenly i got so irritated and disgusted seeing him (and its never been to this extent) because i realized a voice in the back of my head would always remind me that jiyong is an abuse sympathizer. And i didn’t know what to do because i hate him but still love him at the same time, and i almost broke down. Like how the hell do you cope when the person youve loved for 5 years does something like this?

But then i found your blog. I scrolled way down and read everything about this incident with jiyong and (well first i love you for being the most rational vip ive ever seen and also acting like a mother we all deep down need, like insteading of yelling you comforted a lot of us) and second, you dont have to reply to this because (yikes) but your comforting made me find a middle ground, where i still love jiyong but i realize hes human and he’ll fuck up and i can still call him out for it. The reason is because you made a post on your blog calling out a group of gd stans that i follow on twitter and im so thankful that you did. I realized my disgust for him wasnt really directed toward him (well yes it was) but what disgusted me was the elitist gd stans that pretended like jiyong was innocent and attacked everyone that tried to call him out on it. And some of the girls on the list are really quite nice and actually suffer a lot too, so i was really pissed off and shocked when they literally tried justifying abuse/shutting down victims of abuse?? All because it’s jiyong??

They said not to meddle in his life because we dont know the full story, and that gd antis always try to bring him down when hes trying to do successful things (lmao thats literally bs since im a jiyong stan and literally no one ever brings him down, meanwhile no one gives a shit when it comes to seungri trying to branch out his business). They acted all high and mighty and thought they were in the right, and even thought they had a say in the fandom and said if you’re calling out gd you’re a gd anti and you dont belong in the fandom. Sorry but YOU dont belong in the fandom if you justify abuse. Like who raised you, what the actual fuck? No one was even hating him, we were criticizing him and were disappointed with him because we love him and want him to be a better person. but i guess people are too fucking stupid to distinguish the difference.

Anyway, im so sorry i dumped all of this into your ask box, you can easily ignore it, i just felt like i would have a mental breakdown if i didnt vent to someone about this. I love you for being so rational and motherly and just a kind human being, and i love your blog for being a safe haven for vips/gd stans with common sense that arent blinded by their love for jiyong. i dont know how else to show you how thankful i am of you but thank you!! i love you ❤️️❤️️❤️

oh my god this is the longest ask i’ve ever received in my 5/6 years of being on here hfdkls;ahga

it must take a lot of strength to send this to anyone so i totally commend you for that. it sucks that you gotta be on anonymous and i keep saying this to every gd stan, present or past, who has sent me messages expressing similar thoughts because i really do want you guys to be out here and saying these things in the open without being afraid to do so. i know that’s a struggle because most of us are backed up in a corner rn, but you’re strong and courageous and admirable for doing so, trust me. i’m sure the fandom would feel more relieved and happy and less disillusioned to see gd stans who actually do have problems with gd instead of these girlies on twitter with their 1k+ spewing what honestly looks like smth that comes out of trump supporters’ mouths. i mean, i’m not forcing all of u to do this, but seriously consider about it. we really do need louder voices in this fandom, whether you’re a small twitter/tumblr account or not. if we all can yell at these accounts louder and band together, then the toxicity and dismissiveness will decrease significantly.

& to that lil clique of gd stans, i have no sympathy or empathy for them. they’re probably are nice people irl or some shit, but i can’t respect people who go on the internet acting this entitled and dismiss other fans to the point of disillusionment. it upsets me to the core to see them act this way, and especially over somebody that they also don’t know. it also doesn’t fucking help that i now live in a fascist america, so seeing this kind of behavior seeping into a safe space of mine…no. i refuse to take that shit, i really don’t. and they can come at all of us who are transparent and calling us ot4/ot1 stans or gd antis, but they’re the ones who got the issues. they’re bigots who hide behind being a dedicated fan so they don’t get shitted on. they’re the ot1 stans, the ones who apparently not only are his unpaid publicist, but also his unpaid financial advisor and unpaid therapist. they got nothing to do but check up on people and attack them senselessly. in an updater’s standpoint, it’s fucking annoying bc they could’ve easily used that time to help out considering how little updaters we have, translators, fansite masters, uploaders, etc. i’m not saying u need to contribute to be seen as a fan, but i just wish they allocate their time to things that benefit us rather than hurting us.

but yeah, again, i am being nice and empathetic and motherlike because i know what it’s like to be where both sides are yelling at u and u don’t know where to go. i’m glad you found some peace sending this to me, because tbh, i’m more relieved seeing this many gd stans coming forward and saying this kind of stuff, because i used to feel like it’s just me who felt like this. but yeah, it’s hard to come to terms with how he is now, and it hurts because it fucks up ur morals and beliefs. it’s up to u if you think he’s worth it, and it’s gonna some time. if you need any guidance, just im me here or on twitter (@seungska)!

#replies #anonymous #i have returned from work and i'm still thinking abt mi jackie gifset :((((((((

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