Raphael being told by Korrilla that he has to go and retrieve his Orphic Hammer from a random Baldurian street vendor because Tav is bad at inventory management.
Raphael: Got a new iPhone (from Korilla) but needs help setting it up. Also got a dildo the shape of his own cock (from Haarlep)
Haarlep: got a dozen new forms form Raphael's clients (from Raphael)
Korilla: got three soul coins (from Raphael) and a lewd letter asking her out (from Haarlep)
Gortash: got coke and a first-edition copy of "crime and punishment" (from himself) as well as a bloody knife (from Orin)
Orin: got daddy issues (from Bhaal)
Ketheric: got daddy issues (from himself)
Durge: got daddy issues (from Orin)
Yea the speech bubbles aren’t time accurate but I feel like this is real in character for how STARS era Wesker would use acronyms.
Someone gave him the wrong translations (or he really is that ambiguously malicious, he’ll never tell)