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safe in your arms~
A 3D Render where Tav is sleeping peacefully in Astarions protective and loving arms..
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Raphael's Folly.
Inspired by Into the Dark by David Knight.
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My current WIP mod, giving the devils the 'pleasurable anatomy' we truly deserve - Forked tongues.
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Last night I dreamt of a river
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He thinks he’s a big deal when in reality he’s just a cambion who sleeps like a mortal and is terrified of his own father
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Do you have more hdc? Nsfw?
Thank you for the ask! I have two so far which you can find in the pinned post at the top of my blog.
I might write more at some point, although they might be called imagine posts or something else instead.
The headcanon posts are difficult to write because I have to figure out scenarios that seems most realitistic with him, where imagine posts gives me a bit more leeway to throw him into whatever situation and base his reactions on my headcanons and interpretations about him. The headcanon posts are just really hard to write because I want to stay true to my actual headcanons of him.
That said, if anyone feels like dropping a "how would Raphael react to (blank)?" kind of ask in my inbox, I would love to take a look at it!
(Anyway, that became a long answer. The short answer is: 'yes'. I'm really glad to hear that people enjoy those sorts of posts)
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Guess who's finally got an Archive of Our Own account
it me!
My name on there is also Bitethedevil.
Here's a link to my finished Raphael x Tav fic "The Devil's Dinner Party" (It's posted on my tumblr as well. You can see it in the pinned post at the top of my blog)
Summary: Tav accepts Raphael’s invitation to a dinner party in the House of Hope after she had handed him the Crown of Karsus. None of her companions show up, so it is just her, Raphael, and a group of Raphael’s other favored clients. Raphael is suspiciously kind and sweet to her, but everything might not be as perfect as it seems.
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“If you have any last words, make it quick.”
when you’re playing with your food but your food plays back
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I think that Raphael could be able to take over the Nine Hells.
“Raphael is biting over more than he can chew with his plans to take over the Nine Hells.”
“If the Crown of Karsus was so powerful why wouldn’t Mephistopheles have already used it?”
*Puts on my tinfoil hat* shhhh, come here…hear me out.
If you’ve read the Annals of Karsus, we know that there are three artifacts that are known as “The Regalia of Karsus”. There is the Crown, the Orb, and the Scepter and they are ‘the physical embodiments of Karsus’s wizardry’. Each of the three artifacts have their own power and purpose (this is directly quoted from the Annals of Karsus):
“The Crown of Karsus: to attract and absorb magical knowledge and give the wearer dominion over himself so that he remains his own entity apart from the Weave.
The Orb of Karsus: a storage device or battery that condenses mystic power, ever-gathering so that it must be syphoned at intervals of its excess.
The Sceptre of Karsus: an instrument of projection, a focusing utensil for the precise wielding of unimaginably vast forces.”
We know where the Crown has been: In Mephistopheles archive and later stolen by the Chosen Three.
The Orb?: Sounds a lot like what Gale deals with, but from what I can read, people disagree about whether that is the Orb of Karsus.
The Scepter of Karsus, though, is heavily hinted at to be owned by Raphael. I don’t have the exact quotes, but if someone does feel free to share them. The archivist says something about a scepter that is like the crown being in the collection and I believe Helsik talks about Raphael collecting Karsite artifacts.
If Raphael DOES own the Scepter of Karsus, it makes even more sense why he is so pissed at papa Meph. He owns an incredibly powerful magical artifact of ‘unimaginably vast forces’, but he isn’t able to actually use it and wield it because Mystra would stop him in a heartbeat. He needs the Crown to separate himself from the Weave to actually use it.
Let’s quickly talk about another Scepter from Netheril: “The Scepter of the Sorcerer Kings”. Its purpose was to strip the power of gods and banishing their influence from Netheril, but the guy (not Karsus, some other really powerful wizard) never completed it because the Netherese gods stopped him. The scepter, however, could not harm deities that had magic within their control (such as Mystra). But we can all agree that this all sounds very similar to the exact same thing that Karsus would attempt years later? The Scepter of Karsus and the rest of the Regalia of Karsus was even more powerful than The Scepter of the Sorcerer Kings since it could not only steal the power of Mystryl but also transfer it to the wielder.
Let’s go back to the Hells. Mephistopheles keeps the Crown in his vault and doesn’t use it for a millennium. Why? We have established that the Crown absorbs and attracts magical knowledge, and it also separates the wielder from the Weave. The Crown in itself seems powerful, but as many have also said about Raphael, it hardly seems enough to take down Asmodeus in itself.
What if…*adjusts my tinfoil hat* What if the Netherese truly learned nothing and history repeats itself as always, and it is in fact these mentioned ‘unimaginably vast forces’ of the Scepter that is the key to overthrow gods and steal their powers, and not the only Crown. The Crown simply assures that the wearer’s magic is out of reach from Mystra so they can do whatever they want, and it grants knowledge. Meaning, if Raphael has at least both the Scepter and the Crown, he could steal Asmodeus’s powers and go through with what his father could not achieve because his mischievous little son has been holding onto Scepter that is necessary to even wield and project those powers. He would become be the ruler of the Nine and gods know what else. It's not entirely out of the question that he might even have the Orb as well, seeing as we aren't really sure if Gale's Orb is the Orb.
Again, the Crown absorbs and attracts magical knowledge and it’s the key too using all of this naughty magic that Mystra doesn’t want you to mess with, but it does not seem like it actually gives you a whole lot of powers. It essentially just makes you know about it. What if the truly nasty stuff lies in the Scepter? It seems at the very least that the Scepter is necessary to truly harness and project the powers of the rest of the Regalia with any sort of precision.
(If you have any additions or corrections to my insane ramblings, feel absolutely free to add them and I’d love to read them)
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You know that meme where the lady has the toddlers on the toddler leashes and they’re being chaotic
If anyone needs fanart ideas:
Mr. Wincott and the toddlers are Haarlep and Raphael. Mr. Wincott is just like ‘wtf’ because I don’t think he realises how chaotic these two are.
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Other honorable mentions from when I fucked around with Raphael in character creator:
He looks pretty good with longer hair
H a t e this. I can’t even describe it.
Was cry-laughing for a couple of minutes about this and could feel his judgmental stare through the screen.
Raphael telling Mephistopheles that “it’s not a phase dad 🙄”
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I fucked around in the character creator thingy with mods to mess with Raphael’s face. I wanted to see how he looked with beards. Here are my faves and my ratings:
9/10. would. does things to me. smash.
4/10. I think he would so be the type to get facial hair like this if he ever grew a beard.
12/10 This one fucking…aaAAA—. I don’t know why. There’s something about it. I’ve always had a weakness for these kinds of beards.
7/10. Looks someone’s father. Still would though. DILF energy
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Maybe something about Raphael reacting to Haarlep reading through his diary/journal (this is why you give your incubus enrichment, folks!) and the incubus pointing out the frequency a certain 'little mouse' seems to be appearing as the subject in his writings? Heck, maybe Haarlep even tries to convince Raphael to let them obtain Tav's form so that the cambion can indulge in his little mouse whenever he wants.
What is says on the bos
sfw kinda
Read it on AO3
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"How often did I tell you not to do this?" Raphael plucked his diary from Haarlep's hand.
"As often as you caught me," his personal incubus replied. "Which is way not as often as I did it."
They leant back lasciviously, presenting a world of possibilities their master. As usual, Raphael barely noticed. The cambion was more concerned with the content of his diaries. Well, at least this time Haarlep had refrained from drawing naughty sketches into it.
"You really shouldn't leave them lying about like that. It's clearly an invitation." Not that Raphael would notice an invitation if he saw one. Haarlep dialled back the preening and offering. Such a spoilsport and killjoy.
"It was locked away in my desk," Raphael admonished.
"Yes, exactly where I know it will be," Haarlep purred. "That is not even trying to keep me away."
"I also told you not to touch it." The cambion's voice turned hard.
"You tell me that about so many things." Haarlep rose. He stepped behind his master, laid his chin on Raphael's shoulders and wrapped his arms around his middle. Their tail settled around his ankle, it's tip slipping up the trouser leg. "And yet, I touch everything. A lot."
Raphael slapped their hands away when they moved towards his crotch. Stuck-up snitch. What was this if not the prefect set-up for a little powerplay? If he'd chose more enjoyable sex, Raphael would, well, enjoy it more. Haarlep was sure of that. They were among the best.
"You like it," they purred into the cambion's ear. "And I know what you like best. If only you'd relax enough for an orgasm that's actually worth my services."
"Away," Raphael huffed. He did learn that a 'get off' had a very different effect on his incubus.
Still, Haarlep did not let go. "Are you pent up for a somebody special maybe? My little brat looking at another little thing scurrying through his life?" He nibbled at Raphael's ear. "I have seen them come up often in your diary. So, so often. Are we pining?"
"They are an investment, nothing more," Raphael replied gruff.
But even in the sharp rejection, Haarlep saw that they had hit a nerve. "Invested in them, are we? How nice. Do they know about your intentions? Beyond a deal?"
"There are no-" Raphael broke off because Haarlep bit him into the neck. Gently, but determined. In the moment of distraction, they sent their hands below his waist, circling over the inside of his thighs.
"Are you thinking of them now?" Haarlep purred. "Of their little mortal hands on your hot infernal skin? The earthy smell of the material plane and its deaths. What sweet words do you want to hear? Or do you prefer sounds of devout supplication? You can have all of it. Right now."
"You are not Tav." Raphael jerked free of their embrace. "Nothing you offer is close-"
"Ha! I knew it. I always do." Haarlep clapped. "How delightful. The high and mighty cambion has fallen for a stinky, mortal mousling! Are they close to falling into your trap? Will you bring them here to play?"
Raphael stayed silent. He thumbed through the diary, frowning at the sketches of dancing imps and almost suggestive flora.
"I can help you, you know?" Haarlep wound back around their master. "They don't seem too eager to deal with you. But I? I can get close, close enough to strip them of anything in your way to their heart. I can even take their form. Wouldn't that please you?"
Haarlep slipped their arms back around Raphael. "I can get them for you. Soft hands and mewling mouth and all. For you. Whenever you want. However you want. With the greatest enthusiasm. Think about it, my little brat. All the fun with none of the vulnerability."
Raphael didn't move. A good sign. He was considering it. Still, in the end, he pried them off and left the boudoir with a huff. But it was a start. A morsel to tempt the eternally uptight cambion into actual fun times.
Maybe they'd finally get something to do in this horrible place. Haarlep was used to being somebody else and despite the public displays, Raphael harboured little self-love. Pleasure was to be had efficiently, quickly, like any other business. The bloody idiot kept his lust pent up just to release it before he exploded. When there was so much more fun to be had.
But that little mouse cropping up in every other diary entry – Raphael hadn't been that obsessed since Hope. And she, well, she was a hopeless case.
Haarlep returned to the bed and pulled another of Raphael's diaries out from under a pillow. The cambion should really stop hiding them in place they were certain to find them. They'd see to it that they'd get that little mouse's form for their collection – one way or another. If only to scrounge an ounce of emotion out of Raphael for once.
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⚜️Roche/Ciri🌹 is golden, but the witcher's fandom is blind sheep.
I think you might have the wrong blog 🤔
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