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damn that Olly Bell on tiktok has absoluetly no sense of style like 😕
#m.txt#her entire TikTok is telling people how to dress rich and attract men#but girl you dress like a little girl#no rich person wears bows and bérets also please wear something other than black white and grey!!!#she’s so washed out 😭
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Zara Trevelyan | Human | Sorcerer (Wild Magic) | Warlock (The Archfey) | Pact of the Tome | Noble | Wyll romance
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Vincent!!! Kid of my oc Augusta and @poicyss oc Anton <333
#IN LOVE WITH HIM THIS WAS SO FUN TO MAKE#look at him… a dubious little creacher this. is no good lmaooo#he wants to be stuck in the oven he wants to be stuck in the oven sooo bad. call that playing patty cake SHFJJS#he likes indigo cause it’s like a nice in between Augusta’s pink and Anton’s purple methinks 😊 LOOK AT HIM HES JUST A LITTLE SWEETHEART#he helps Augusta cook and she asks him to check if the waters hot yet and he just. sticks his whole hand in there hehehe#and she’s just so done with it she’s just like Vinny. did you at least wash your hands 🤨#OHH ID LOVE TO IMAGINE HIM BEING ACCIDENT PRONE it scares the shit out of Augusta and Anton’s like lmao that’s my boy 😭 he’s doing his best#walks in like mom I tripped on a bear trap can you help me get it off and Augusta’s like you WHAT and Anton’s like sweetheart didn’t you#hear him. here let me go get the pliers NSHFHSMMS#I am just in love with them they’re my little blorbos 🥺 chewing them biting into them squishing them was#my art#reference sheet#ref sheet#oc#oc ref sheet#oc reference sheet#Vincent#Anton#Augusta#friend oc#? sort of lol#BABY MAN. LITTLE BABY MAN. LITTLE LITTLE BABY MAN. BABY MAN *POINTS*#starshadow
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Spent the whole day with Sushi yesterday!!! We got breakfast together and thought we were stuck in the parking lot bc her car wouldn’t reverse, but we think it was bc we were on an inclined hill. Sushi and I saw a cute “service” dog and she kept saying “You’re supposed to be at work!” Bc he kept sniffing and asking for pets… he’s a fake!!! LMAOO We finished watching the first Spiderverse movie and the whole second season of The Bear and it was SO GOOD, I need a third season now!!! Talked about our ocs with The Lorax playing in the bg and came up with more crazy shit for our ocs (we also don’t know why everyone thought the onceler is sexy) LOL All the while Pepper laid on top of my purse. We were talking about wine and she had some so we tasted some in these cute lil shot glasses that perfectly fits one ice cube LOL Next time I’m gonna subject her to the Tobey Spider-Man movies and she’s gonna love it.
#she had xo kitty playing while we were eating dinner and I could not handle it. I’m gonna force hun to watch it w me#sushi pointed out how our outfits were matching bc we both work mineral washed graphic tees and black bottoms LOL#pepper and olive are so cute… just chilled w us 😭#the stuff that comes out of sushi’s mouth makes me scream tho whenever we talk about our ocs#the amount of times I had to cover my mouth LMAOOO#it’s always fun hanging out w sushi like we just talk about anything and everything LOL#x#shrekeii
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took an under average dosage of ritalin for first time 👍
#my psychiateist prescribed me the pills and a preliminary dosage thing but told me not to take them until#i fill out like 3 massive very thick assessment questionnaires and then when i did she ghosted them so#taking the perliminary dosage#which is 5mg 2x a day but the pills r 10mg which means i have to split them in half . but the issue is the pills#kind of crumble if that makes sense#so im pretty sure that 5mg was like. less than 5 😭#i preserved most of it tho so it should be fine roughly#anyway i already washed my hair took out the trash started changing bedsheet stopped halfway thru bc i have to go to a lecture#but i feel like its placebo tbh . idk#maybe i should take more but also i dont want the side effects to hit too hard at once bc i overdid it#anyway#personal
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Y’all… the last person I was worried about seeing my septum piercing wants to see me tomorrow so wish me luck that I can actually flip it (and get it back down, like the ring seems tight)
#because I was planning to keep this entirely hidden from this grandma#she flipped tf out on me and my cousin for dyeing my cousin’s hair magenta even though it was the kind that washes out after like 10 to 20#washes and this grandma also has a diatribe against tattoos#I don’t really actually know her opinion on nose piercings but I’m betting she hates them#and I’ve already joked to my parents and my brother about hiding it from her so I’m not written out of the will#but earlier my cousin who just learned about this piercing joked that she’ll write me out if she finds out like 😭😭#I’m sorry if she gets mad at me I am throwing him (my cousin who made the joke) under the bus because he has tattoos!!!! but I swear she#thinks he can do no wrong so she’ll twist it so that my removable and hideable piercing is worse than his permanent tattoos
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I got a HAIRCUT and I look like Jill Valentine in the RE3 remake a;siofguisdj
#pdf.chatterbox#My hair is too short for my face 😭#She cut it WAY shorter than I asked but that's fine#Honestly it's kinda funny#it's been years since I had it this short bruh I used to cut it this short all the time 0-o feels so odd now#Like I can't put it up anymore cause it's too short to stay in a ponytail#Also we asked her to dry it cause me and my mom went grocery shopping after and she over dried the hell out of it until all the curls were-#-flat 😭😭😭#Since then I washed it and now it's all curled up (and shorter because of it ;saougv;seiorjh)
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My older sister and I would literally be dead without each other and I mean literally
#my mom went on vacation with my brother so we've been alone for the past 3 days#and she's been cooking and I've been cleaning because I can't cook for save my life I literally be starving because I refuse to go to the#kitchen and turn on the stove. anyways she has been feeding me but her dumb ass decided to wash the sheets (I always do the laundry) and to#begin with she didn't know how to turn on the washing machine lmaooo and a couple minutes later I heard some weir noise coming out of the#laundry and asked her if she put something heavy on the machine and she said no. I asked her again and she said she was sure she didn't#when the cycle was over she took out the sheets and her old phone was there 😭 screen completely shattered and I mean DESTROYED#we stood there in complete silence#she's an engineer so it makes this so much worse 😭
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God is putting me through trials LMAO
#currently in Boston helping my wife move in to get apartment#drove for 6.5 hours to get here 😭 helped her move stuff out of the truck and clean up the apartment washed the dishes drove us to target#the target in question? NO MOPS... we came back with half the groceries we were looking for- on the way back? got lost twice looking for#the parking lot and then looking for the entrance to the apt building 😭 whole time I'm late for DnD which started at 7#i was drove her back and got on the call at like 7:38 or smth-- played DnD on my PHONE in my CAR in a GARAGE that smelled like PISS#because her parents were also there at the studio apartment she was moving to 😭 then the next day we went to get groceries at GreatWall#bought train tickets coolcool first time swiping in? ERROR. try again. then it works on the other gate but I swiped twice??? how can I#swip a second time before the gate closes 😭 god HOW#BUT WAIT when we went to target the day before I couldnt leave the garage because I came in through the delivery gate and couldnt get out#the exit because I didnt have a TICKET.... so I had to call assistance and they buzzed me out after paying the full price 😭-- back to GW#GW is CLOSED? under renovation which we didn't realize until we walked the block twice 😭 no worries off to HMart#HMart is open! Godbless. We get 4 full bags of groceries that fit in dear's totebags and lug them back to the train and to the apartment--#girl... the HEAVIEST bags you've seen including rice 😭 I'm carrying 3 bags like a refugee through these streets including like a 10-15 min#walk from the train to the apartment- after missing the apartment entrance AGAIN and walking an extra block 😭 but its okay we get back and#take a break for a bit before going back out for lunch-- Udon was great! found a REAL target and then visited the Boston Public Library gr8#We head back and take a break for a bit- Wifi is now on!! also win. Then we head out for dinner and I need to get my car jumped because ha#while I was playing DnD in the car with the AC in (but the engine off because I was in an underground garage) I used up my battery LMAO BUT#We called for assistance and got it jumped thank you random attendant time to head out but OOPS I LOST MY TICKET LMAO OK#have to ask for help again and oh no its the same attendant I'm so sorry I'll pay full price 😭 oh its extra because I stayed overnight?#no prob boss just let me pay oh god stop explaining it to me just let me pay and be on my WAY... the price? $109 LMAOOOOO#BUT we head to dinner and happy days! theres a parking lot nearby with the gate up! Could I risk parking there for free? I did. And we had#great Thai food :) The waitress even asked if we wanted more water- yes please! julie's water gets refilled and then waitress leaves HUHHH#no water for me then LMAO AND? WE FIND TWO HAIRS IN OUR FOOD??? No worries king 😭 the one entree is free thank you#God willing my car is still in the lot (not towed!) and the gate is still up so we drive back to the apartment and park- get it- in the#same lot as before 😇 I CANNOT PARK ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THIS IS THE GARAGE NEXT TO THE APARTMENT AND BOSTON PARKING SUUUUCKS#we get back to the lobby and oh? is that a coffee machine? lemme check it out.... OH? Hot chocolate? I deserve a hot chocolate lemme get 1#HAHAHAHAHHAA JUST KIDDING! THERE ARE NO CUPS. BITCH. YOU DONT DESERVE HOT CHOCOLATE!!!#me on the elevator up to the room on my hands and knees apologizing to God for whatever I'm being punished for LMAO yall...#please pray for me 😭 🙏🙏#booboop
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#kids are so funny#today i was pretending to be a gas station for their little bikes and toy cars#a little girl pulls up and she goes 'i need some gas' and im like of course my dear that will be $20#and this kid goes 'oh im sorry i only have $2'#girl..THIS ISNT REAL! IF YOU WANTED A MILLION PRETEND DOLLARS YOU COULD HAVE IT!! 😭 but i took her $2#and then she comes back and she asks for some stuff like candy and stuffies and when i hand it to her she goes 'can you put it in a bag?'#THIS IS AIR!! I AM HANDING YOU AIR LITTLE LADY!! but of course i turned around and put her imaginary stuff in an imaginary bag#and then this other kid he comes and asks for chicken nuggets and stuff and he says 'maybe put a toy in there ok? for my kids'#HE IS SO SMALL AND HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE AND SQUEAKY JUST HEARING HIM SOUND SO ADULT LIKE KILLED ME AHSJSJSJAJSJ#and then another child was pretending to come and buy donuts and i would say 'ok sir that will be $5' and he would just stare at me#before rolling away and start laughing when i went 'sir..SIR YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!!' we did that over and over til he was red#and this kid i had to change his diaper but the whoooole time he was just playing around and wouldnt listen#but being angry at him was so hard because he i am one of his favourite teachers and he finds me so funny for whatever reason#so when i was telling him to hold still and listen to me he would start making funny noises and laughing#and when i told him 'you are frustrating me now!' he would start giving me hugs and kisses so of course the frustration wouldnt last long#and then i had to keep up looking serious while i was washing my hands and told him to get out and go play but he wouldnt leave#he just stood in the corner of the mirror and laughed everytime my serious face broke into a smile by mistake#he is such a problem i love that child#i love all of these children i love it here#ok im done 💓 so much love in my heart rn
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long stupid rant below feel free to scroll on 🤣
I think my mum is getting annoyed at me making a few comments about her being messy and lazy lmao but every time I try to civilly bring up how it‘s not fair that I’m constantly cleaning up after (I get very unnecessarily angry about it sometimes lol) but she tells me off for moaning about her 😃 Like excuse me I am very quiet about how annoyed I get and I hate that it makes me mad at her for something so petty but it’s been going on for ages now 😭 I think ever since I’ve worked from home (I literally still work at home every day) it drives me insane to have it be too messy (and DIRTY) but mum is only at home 2/5 days do I don’t think it bothers her as much lol
#last time I tried to talk about it she was like ‘I tidy when I’m in the mood’ 😃😃😃😃#I mean that comment would be fair if she wasn’t sO MESSY AND LAZY AND DIRTY#she once left a half full cup of tea on the side for 3 days 💀#and is also physically unable to put something away after she’s finished using it too#usually I tidy up as I’m cooking but mum is a leave it all to the end type of person (as in leave it at least 24 hours type person)#so I always do it bc I’m not making lunch in all that mess the next day#sometimes after I cook I literally tell her it’s her turn to tidy lol#the other day she was like ‘we’re really lazy with the dishwasher’ ummm no YOU are I use the dishwasher and wash up still every day 😭😭😭😭😭#she never used to be like this 😭😭😭#and I think she takes me doing it for granted now#i literally do 95% of the laundry too like why#we’re 2 adults who work the same hours it should be 50/50#I need to MOVE OUT
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oh how I love being a woman
#bled through my 4th pair of underwear in 2 days😭😭😭#I should open a crime scene cleaning business with how good I am at cleaning up bloodstains#polyester cotton spandex lace wool silk you name it I’ve cried over it in the sink turning my hands numb with cold water#and peppermint dr bronner’s#I saw an AITA post recently that was written by a woman whose neurotic boyfriend found out she reused underwear she got period blood on#(u know#after she cleaned it)#and he FREAKED saying she should throw out any clothing she gets blood on#like sir do you not realize how expensive that would be?#how wasteful?#how do u think women fared before disposable period products#not to mention it’s her OWN blood so it’s not like she’s gonna catch something#good grief#like have you never heard of a washing machine????#get a grip#anyway if a man ever said that shit to me or implied I was gross for bleeding out of my fucking uterus#it would be my villain origin story#oh you don’t like it?#well me neither:)#now let’s see how it feels!!#STAB STAB STAB#valkyrie talks
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I'm so siiick. in that I'm cool but also I've had the flu
#on my period also. hi guys#also the drains have been blocked and filling for ages without us realising bc the plumber my mother called was adamant it wasn't the issue#just like over the phone didn't come to check or anything. so the guy who came round a few weeks ago figured it was a problem#between the sink and vent as to why the toilet was backing up/not flushing. and that Did fix it but. only temporarily bc the drain blockage#was still there lol. which eventually caused an overflow to come up through the utility room floor underneath the washing machine...#which then came so far up the toilet wouldn't flush Again and the soil pipe started leaking as it slowly receded 😭#meanwhile both my mum and I have has flu which she caught from a co-worker who came back from holiday (why)#where he'd been out clubbing every evening for a week (whyy) and was just coughing on everything at work without a mask (WHYY)#I genuinely feel bad for the guy having to force himself into work when this ill bc work culture is merciless#but please please just wear masks when you're sick please I thought we all got into the habit of this over 3 years#half-tmi but I'm at least in the recovering from it now stage after the worst morning of my life
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DO think that yves is heavily scarred esp after kressa’s….experiments. her past scars (usually from self inflicted flogging) would be fading but still rather apparent, but the ones she received from kressa are newer and they look more grisly bc i don’t imagine kressa rlly cared about patching her up properly. since she’s a cleric I do think she’ll try to heal them or at least correct the stitchings so they don’t look as crass, but then she’d find herself weirdly fascinated by how haphazard the scars and stitches look and the more intrusive part of her would want to open up the stitches one by one - just like a little present - and open it to see her inside
#yves’ abdomen being is just filled with stitches and scars while her back is also filled with scars#but the way they’re sitting it’s very much obvious that it’s self inflicted#anyway I was imagining when she finally sees her face and body again post lobotomy#bc I think she would’ve forgotten - that she’d be surprised and also scared at the amount of scars she has#like she doesn’t know where she got them or where it came from and does she even want to know ..???#and there’s also the matter of the red tattoos on her face that looks like tears#tbh they look like the Bhaal blood droplets but her brain is mush and she wouldn’t register that ok looool#she’s just gonna be like ?? who drew in my face attempts to wash it off and discovers they’re tattoos 😟#I also think her hair would be so choppy and uneven and her blonde roots are growing out#like every time I play her I take off all her clothes and leave her in the prisoners rags#she’s running around the beach on barefoot covered in blood looking like a mess I’m like are y’all sure u want to travel with her 😭😭😭#but then she gets more cleaned up the moment they go to the Druids grove bc she prob manages to find clothes in there#shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers
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treating myself for getting through an extremely difficult and stressful event (washing my hair)
#jack yaps#is this funnier or lamer if i mention that i wasn’t the one actually fronting for it either#mark is the one who actually washed our hair 😭#& alli shout out to her she’s so silly :3#system posting#mark<3
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#...i near failed my hand washing skill 🫠#over the way i was drying them unsanitary-ily 😭😭😭 fingertips to wrist no going back & fourth no shaking the hands dry ughhh#i think she pity passed me bec i definitely used my 3 attempts up#it doesn't help that her voice is so stern sounding 😭 shes nice but her voice as is is intimidating#i wanted the other teacher to grade me 😭 but she talked too much so by time the other one wanted more people i had to go with her#on top of that i failed to say my name 🫠 it came out weird asf towards the end and she repeated it like 'u said ___ right?' 😭#very much would love to drop out again 🥹#how do people do this#i feel like im always missing something or embarrassing myself on top of that I'm awkward
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