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therealvalkyrie · 4 days
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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up
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therealvalkyrie · 4 days
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thinking about men who talk you through it…..the room heady and thick with the scent of sex, bodies tacky with sweat, stuck together tightly while he rocks into you and you’re starry eyed, cumming on his cock with panted whimpers, and he’s just nuzzled into your hairline to whisper encouragement of how fucking good you feel and you’re doing so well, cumming so pretty for him - while his arms flex and his abs tighten at how hard you’re creaming around him ;w;
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therealvalkyrie · 4 days
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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.
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therealvalkyrie · 4 days
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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therealvalkyrie · 4 days
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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my dad sent me this tweet with zero likes or retweets so i can’t rt it without feeling weird but i sure can post it on my tumblr
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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renee rapp give me one chance pls renee rapp please🙏🏻
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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They Rolls up into a Ball…
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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I like that these days, what with all the transgenders running about, we don't need to wait for fans of a franchise to have kids to start seeing the knock on name effects of a book or movie getting popular. Move over 2 year old boy named aziraphale I've seen approximately 6 butches name themselves Gideon in the last month alone
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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Who’s Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid…….
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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*gets great responsibility but not great power* this suuuuuucks
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therealvalkyrie · 6 days
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girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all
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therealvalkyrie · 10 days
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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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