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prof-peach · 2 months

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Peach out here being serious, negotiating their escape.

Val: mlem.

#it struck me that people noticed how Val sees her partner is hurt #and is responding actively to that #she never does #she is an asshole to everyone #even peach #but if mama P is hurt then you have hell to pay #valka #doodle #wip #prof.peach #pokemon #vulpix

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blushydrangea · 1 month

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seven stages of memes!

#re: seven stages of worship #morphine has the password because they live together and she's convincing #jujubee asked for it once and she's been around ever since #jane says she will change it #she never does #planymphia

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allaboutbethsblog · 11 months

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one of my friends was supposed to come over for my birthday and she didn't.

and I lost it because she said that she would. I got angry or whatever you call it

i cried because she didn't come over. (I know I shouldn't)

I messaged her TWICE asking if she was coming over. NO REPLY FOR HOURS

you didn't communicate with me? friends are supposed to communicate with each other.

she missed out. that's her problem, not mine. she said she would come over, but she never did.

She did this last time I asked her if she wanted to come over. She said she would go out in the morning and come over in the afternoon. (she didn't come over in the end)

Im pissed off.

#she makes up lies #she pissed me off because she said she would come over #she didnt reply for hours #I MESSAGED HER TWICE AND SHE DIDNT COMMUNICATE WITH ME #she never does #i shouldnt have cried i know but she promised?#when shes dating someone she leaves me behind. she forgets i exist #when i hang out with her she cares about me #but when shes with other people she doesnt care about me #i cant talk to her about how im feeling about all this.

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cepheusgalaxy · 5 months

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Honestly, me to my sister right now: For your crimes against organization and personal space, you are forbidden from my room, for like, fucking ever

#tw cursing #its not like #REALLY that baf #but its not the first time #and i always warn her: “you're going to say on my room #because its comfier and blah blah blah #i get it #but like #if ur gonna play pick your toys and pencils later #and clean what you've messed #remember to take your things out #SHE NEVER DOES #AND IM GETTING REAL MAD #talky tag #siblings

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barnbridges · 7 months

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my most specialest headcanon is that marion's bedroom is fucking green, and in it is a caged rabbit and the floor is brown and it looks like a garden it looks like the woods and it has too many crosses hanging on and a hand-scribbled worn down bible. because ofc it does.

#only a green bedroom could go with the this little blond and her flowered skirts #it's absolutely a terrifying place to be in if you're mentally ill #after a while girl just sleeps on the floor anyway #not on a mattress on the floor on the floor itself #because mental illness #she doesn't deserve beds anymore actually #it feels like a church and like the woods and like judgement #and it's so.... girl get better #she never does #she just never has her own bedroom again she's always off with some man #but it'd be absolutely like the guy in true detective #a cross on the wall and that's it

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maceofpentacles · 1 year

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i want to talk to my doctor about chronic fatigue syndrome but i know that woman will never take me seriously

#personal stuff #she never does #tw doctors #tw: doctors

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bluebellstudio · 2 years

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Okay- I'm responding to your response from my ask I promise... I just shit at responding to things I'm sorry /gen. I got distracted like five times, 6 including this one ig. Including putting it in a draft for another day after waiting a bit too long to even start it while starting a hestia hcs draft alongside it. But eh? I guess? (edit, I started answering an ask while writing this too. I'm so sorry I get so easily distracted lmao)

Anyway, pls tell me about prophecy!Poseidon. Have any thoughts about it? Maybe Sei just randomly says a bunch of cryptic shit and it ends up being true. It's not exactly prophetic powers, they just randomly said it and it ends up being a prophecy/warning that not even they understand? Idk, pls share thou's thoughts

Dw dw, take your time /gen.

My thoughts on Prophetic!Poseidon:

Before Apollo, Poseidon used to sprout Prophecies left right and centre. They were very cryptid and often held a lot of double meanings. Most of the prophecies were said underwater, because Sei was the strongest there (just roll with it /lh)

Delphin usually recorded the prophecies and they have a booklet filled with them. Every few decades or so, they go through it and cross out those that came true.

So then Apollo came along and Sei was relieved because he was getting tired of saying cryptic prophecies. Especially since some of them were some scary stuff.

Fast forward a few decades, Sei started to realise they he still has some prophetic powers. It started as a gut feeling, rather than sprouting words. You know, like the gut feeling that something bad is about to happen (and something bad happens), or that you need to double check something (and if you hadn't, you would have forgotten something)

Kinda like that. For example, he had the gut feeling to go check out the outside of Atlantis and found a sea monster trying to do a sneak attack on the city. He had the gut feeling to go to Olympus and he found Hera crying because Zeus cheated on her again and she needed comfort (which he willingly gave). Etc..

Then, a small voice in the back of his head started to sometimes whisper things. He was also subconsciously says those words aloud. Everybody was used to Sei being mysterious that nobody ever commented on the strange things Poseidon was sprouting. Some of the things he says do come true.

One time, they were in a counsel meeting and Poseidon just muttered 'A drunk will be among us,' and a year later Dionysus came along.

Another time, he was walking with Zeus and he suddenly stopped, stared at Zeus straight in the eye and whispered 'the darkness will take over the light,' and then continued walking as if nothing happened. *Zeus silently panics, 'cuz what does that mean.* The next day, Artemis gets so mad at Apollo that she causes a solar eclipse.

Stuff like that.

The thing is that the gods don't actually know if Sei is prophetic or if he's just messing with them, because sometimes he just says the most random words mixed together.

Sei doesn't always know what the words mean. He sometimes has an idea, while for others he's just confused.

He never lost the gut feeling thing. One day he walked past Hermes, stopped and pulled Hermes towards him. A disk flew by where Hermes was just before being pulled. Poseidon then stared into the distance, whispered 'they will be gone,' and kept walking like nothing had happened.

Hermes was scarred for a few days.

I just love the idea that Sei doesn't even know that he is saying these. If he found out he'll probably just panic or won't care, there's no in-between.

Just, Prophetic!Poseidon

Ask away if you have any more questions /gen

#Athena furiously tries to understand what Sei means #She never does #Apollo silently laughs when Poseidon sprouts nonsense #he tries to guess what Sei means but he's way too cryptic #prophetic! Poseidon #poseidon #greek gods #greek mythology #greek myths #zeus #apollo #hermes

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fabulouslygaybean · 1 year

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sighhh. after reminding my mom yesterday morning, yesterday night, AND this morning, my mom STILL forgot about the hair appointment ive been trying to get for months

#why do i even try #we had to reschedule it but i doubt she'll remember the new one either #she never does #i reminded her so many times and even helped her set an alarm on her phone but she somehow still forgot anyways

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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aphrogeneias · 4 months

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finally got a copy of happy place, emily henry better not disappoint me

#she never does #but i have expectations #luiza.txt

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agnes-come-back-challenge · 1 month

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I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.

#and dont even get me started on the rest of them #martin is jealous and petty and manipulative #and look at his life— look at his mother— of course he is!#basira would never do the things daisy does but she's perfectly content to look the other way and ignore it #and she does the same thing in the archives— the world is ending and she hides away with her books and pretends it's none of her business #and oh god MELANIE #like #it really drives home tim's point that all you need for the fears to ruin your life is just bad luck #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims

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ionomycin · 20 days

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it's you, after all

#artists on tumblr #rainweaver #i never draw these two but they've been living in my brain for over a decade #the lady is called Lacuna #and her variably human bf is called Mirha #she's a certified monster smoocher #when and where and how will i find the time to make this webcomic finally #rainweaver has been marinading in my head since i was 16 #i'm almost 30 #how does one make a webcomic in this economy

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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laknight · 1 year

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raquel is not GIVING

#she never does

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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ash-and-starlight · 6 months

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one day, in a thousand years

#I THINK I HAUVE COVID #oh to meet your love after a thousand years at a museum exhibit of your past lives #thinking about them makes me so sick so ILL DISEASED #I AM NOT IMMUNE #spc i’m cursing u forever for this wtf. WTF bro wtf #ouyang’s last thoughts were a desperate plea for esen to wait for him.#he has NEVER called him by first name he has NEVER asked him anything #and his last thought is asking him to wait #and esen does. bc he would have given ouyang anything he asked for #god i hope u get rawed so good it makes up for all the lost lifetimes u earned it #he who drowned the world #she who became the sun #the radiant emperor #general ouyang #esen-temur #(zhu also present in the golden imperial dragon and the golden light of gayness that brought them together again)#my art #not super proud of how it turned out tbh tbh it looks better in my head 😔😔#would’ve stayed in the drafts if not for my need to feed this 4 ppl fandom #and if not for robin motivation nfngdjfb ty kissa you forever #id in alt text

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