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Philomena Cunk (Walking outside among a vast green countryside): Today in yet another pursuit of knowledge about our earth, I'll be visiting England. But not the England that you might be thinking of. Who better to ask all sorts of pressing questions about the history of this country, than the country himself? That's why I'm visiting the personification of England himself, at his own home.
(cut to England's home library, they sit across from each other)
Philomena Cunk: Canadian Geese were first introduced by King Henry eye-vee and have since become a big problem. As a personification who has witnessed lots of maiming from the olden days, would you say that the threat of a goose attack is just as strong today?
England (composed): You'd like me to compare geese from different times?
Philomena Cunk: I've a mate who's aunt lost an eye to one. She said the nasty little birds have a special bacteria in their mouth that's quite deadly.
England: Is that so?
Philomena Cunk:
killing his publicist
#hws england#hetalia#arthur kirkland#diat draws#canada goose were actually introduced in england by king james eye eye#she lied
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2p Alastor flirting with 2p angel and angel is not having it
Angel: “boy I’m-you’re a porn star”
2p angel: “yeah and he’s not so he gets nothing”
Angel: “fair fair”
Alastor: “respectfully, what the FUCK are you doing”
2p Alastor: “🥺”
Alastor: “no. I don’t speak “🥺” use your words please”
#alastor#hazbin hotel#2p alastor#2p angel dust#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#yes this is cringe#i don’t care tho#she lied
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I just finished watching episode 2 of Junior Year...
Siobhan... Siobhan... I just wanna talk...
#SHE SAID THAT THIS WASN'T A TEAR SEASON#SHE LIED#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high: junior year#look all the new art was so cool#BUT URRRRRRRRRRRRGH THIS SEASON'S GONNA KILL ME
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Honestly because I feel like Reagan and Gigi were the only two women in the office (and lowkey the most competent ones) that they always kind of wanted to be friends but just never approached each-other because they assumed they didn’t like eachother. Even in season 1! When everyone is bitching on Reagan about how she looks (tired) Gigi always makes sure to ask her if she’s okay in a follow-up
And they never shit on each others work either! Their work is very different with Gigi manipulating the media and having to keep up with current news and everything, and Reagan being a scientist and co leader of the team. They have never acted like the other is beneath them (ok maybe Reagan did in early season 1 but she just did that to everyone). They do little projects for eachother (Reagan making Gigi a robot for the news, Gigi helping Reagan with the Keanu drama)
And in season 2, Gigi never tells Reagan to stop asking her about Ron or getting her help with her life drama and Reagan makes sure that Gigi knows she finds her work really cool! because well now they’re spending time together and it’s a bit tentative but it’s also a solidarity they’ve both been needing for a while.
#inside job#reagan ridley#gigi thompson#reagigi#I think about them a normal amount#she lied#I LOVE THEM OK#THEY HAVE CRUSHES ON EACHOTHER#growing into my fave ship guys#started shipping breagigi#I’m copyrighting that
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Orange was wearing the friendship bracelet I gave him at NYCC. I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
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putting out a request for everyone to flood my dash with fishy rain content pls and thank u
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Busted!! Thanks to Meghans Mole. Here we go again with the gaslighting! How does "This One's Wife", Rachel Meghan Markle Ragland, daughter of Doria Ragland keep thinking she's going to get away with her "Recollections continuously vary" fake lies and stories, even Brooke Shields couldn't hide her look of disgust! Everyone has receipts! Idiot stated she stopped having social media accounts back in 2018/19 and yet she told a different story on the recent March 8th event, she paid to be a part of. Yea right Rachel!
#meghan markle#meghan markle lies#narcissistic personality disorder#Recollections continuously vary#she lied#lazy grifters
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it costs you zero dollars to just let people enjoy a fictional antagonist without demanding they go to church about it
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just learned that the song Everyday (the Ineffable Bureaucracy ship theme) was actually supposed to be in the first season, but it got cut. meaning Everyday could've been the Ineffable Husbands' ship song, and now I don't know how to feel
in other news, I've been listening to this song nonstop for about 3 days now with no sign of the pain in my heart lessening, which is just great
#“I'm okay”#she lied#good omens#good omens s2#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy#aziraphale#crowley#good omens gabriel#beelzebub good omens#lord beelzebub
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https://youtu.be/ljzxGfh8R_s?si=tUzJYpIVBXYFvPwO
Untrue
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almost had a panic attack today
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Gay, gay, gay! homosexual, gay!
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Eddie Diaz' puffy face when he's distraught, am I right?
#I am having a mental breakdown about this#This is everything and more#I would also like to take this moment to thank my 3 month old#for choosing this moment to prolong her nap#so Mommy can quietly have a mental breakdown#about fictional firefighters who love each other#I am totally normal about this#She lied#Eddie Diaz#Buddie#911#911 Spoilers
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Norman: genocide
Ray: Arson
what did Emma ACTUALLY do, that's like a crime?
#killing Lewis ain't a crime#and she didn't shot the guy#andrew assface so?#she LIED#that's the crime#tpn manga
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Why yes, I do watch The Baron of Arizona for the plot.
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