It has infiltrated SoundCloud.

Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops. And they say it can happen to anybody but it's still, it's, it's gross.

Fallout "The Trap"

Bonus:

Another day, another “why didn’t Victor just make a woman with missing body parts to gift as a custom-made wife-slave to his other creation :// worst human being in history!!”

Oh the tenderness of Gale being under Astarion with tension rising on both sides only for him to notice that hollow gaze in Astarions eyes. For him to softly tell him its okay to pull away only to cuddle with him under starlight...

huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)

essentially what's frustrating abt being a bi woman on here is that if you bring up the fact that our statistics reflect the markers of being an oppressed class, despite a large percentage of us being partnered with the other sex, it's treated as if you're arguing that heterophobia exists

writing sexy fic content when your fav character is Dooku is difficult, not because "ohh nooo, it's the treacherous Count Dooku," but because one. navigating the inevitable height differences in prose??! and two. how the fuck to get him to shut up long enough to have any kind of encounter

There’s something to be said about how gender is weaponized in tgcf. Like, the gods can transform between different physical genders, but their powers aren’t divided into “girl weak, boy strong.” Ling Wen is more powerful in her male form because her followers worship her as a male god. The Brocade Immortal forces her into her male form when she wears it not because that affords it more martial skill and power but because it can’t handle being pressed against the female form of the woman it loves. Shi Qingxuan is the opposite: his female form is more powerful because he is worshipped as a female god, and he enjoys that. The gods go between their forms depending on which one brings the most benefit, making gender into a weapon.

Then we have Xie Lian who, though never physically transforming into a female form, repeatedly and successfully uses people’s gender assumptions as a shield. He makes himself into a bride as to not use an innocent civilian as bait to catch a ghost, and he later disguises himself as a mother to hide from the crowd of cultivators. Because his enemies in both cases perceived women as weak and fragile, the ghost bride did not think to see if Xie Lian was a threat, and the cultivators were embarrassed at having barged in on a “defenseless woman” dressing with her “child.” The shield of “woman” allowed Xie Lian to fool his enemies and complete his goals in both cases.

Anyways, just thought this was cool.

if you are talking shit about someone and you list "openly states they have no interest in a romantic relationship" as one of their character flaws consider dying by my blade

he says this now and yet……. :) just you wait, azul. your mind will change hehe.

"Alastor being ace alienates him from queer men like Vox"

Have you forgotten Husk is pansexual. Angel Dust is gay. Lucifer is 100% not straight.

ZESTIAL

Alastor has a life outside of Vox. If Vox hasn't been able to is not Alastor's problem. Stop making it as if Vox is the only guy Alastor has been close to.

for sex fails, i could lowkey see bucky get SO horny and strung out that he comes untouched when they’re just getting started 😅

😂 Maybe they haven't had sex in a while and he’s out of his mind with it, just rubbing himself against Gale while he’s getting him ready and Gale wants to be more active so he reaches for Bucky, but two strokes in and Bucky's head drops to Gale's chest, he moans and comes, shaking. Gale is still for a moment, then says "all right. I guess we're not going all the way then", but Bucky would whip his head up and reply, "like hell we aren't!"