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as if the spam pronbots weren't enough as followers
now they're starting to DM me n frankly, im getting sick of having to weed this crap out on a constant basis
*-drags out SPAM BLOCK hammer n gets back to it*-
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Hey @staff, @wip when I filled out your survey this is NOT what I meant by a better, user-friendly UI. this is fucking ridiculous. You could have kept this notification in the background SO EASILY. in fact, YOU DID BEFORE THE CHANGE! I don't want to be notified if something gets posted successfully if I'm fast-reblogging on mobile! That's why it's fast!!!!!!
Each line of notification equals just (1) reblog, and they pile up, making it impossible to fast-reblog multiple times or successfully scroll. It takes more than 10 seconds for the pop-up to go away unless I bullseye-hit that tiny little arrow on top! OVERWRITE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS. I DONT NEED TO SEE MORE THAN the status of the MOST RECENT REBLOG. Seriously, who is in charge of making these UI decisions? Who gets the final say should be shot (not the programmers u guys are lovely)
CORPORATE LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN USERBASE AND YOU'LL GET USER GROWTH ORGANICALLY! Do you seriously doubt the power of your user base for doing your own peer-reviewed marketing for you? We were doing it just fine before the recent 7 years of Tumblr.
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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.
#I don't follow YOI#but seriously though I feel really bad for the fans#Mappa has such talented staff but management's work practices suuuuuck#those guys are probably being overworked on way too many projects and there's been too high a staff turnover to continue the film#like I'd be amazed if any of the original artists are still working on it#imagine working on it knowing now that your work won't see daylight and that none of the overtime or suffering was worth it#yuri on ice#ice adolescence#mappa studio
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So apparently this needs saying: @staff, please stop trying to make Tumblr like TikTok or Twitter or Reddit or anything else. If I wanted to use a site that was like TikTok or Twitter or Reddit, I would use one of those sites. However, I want to use a site that is like Tumblr, so I go on Tumblr. Follow-the-leader doesn't work, because people go to the original, not the imitators. Please don't collapse reblog chains or force popular posts into my chronological feed - that's not why I use this site.
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just in case anybody hates tumblr live this custom css will surely be helpful
idk how to turn this into adblock directives but im pretty sure it uses a near-identical format
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Aziraphale would be livid
#I know Spotify is so awful at identifying music but seriously?? bebop#this has to have been on purpose#the Spotify staff knew what they were doing#I refuse to believe it was a bot that did this#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#good omens 2#gomens#ineffable husbands#michael sheen#david tennant#ineffable sillies#it's ineffable#bebop#everything isn’t tickety boo#UPDATE: if you click on the hashtag it takes you to the good omens soundtracks STOP what is this madness#Spotify knows what it’s doing and I’m not feeling ok about it
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For the record, pornbots, I am the worst person to follow. I will report and block you as soon as I get the notice you've followed me. It's not that I don't like porn. It's that I don't like you and the spam.
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richard making luke's feelings towards annabeth weird was such a fuckup bc it makes people uncomfortable with sympathizing with him when it's imperative to the story that you do
#and I'm just talking about when he's all like “did you love me” and#when they continue to bring up that he eventually “returned her feelings” in the hermes staff short story and in hoo#i think it makes sense for luke to be creepy and try to manipulate her feelings towards him#but him returning them and everyone treating it with seriousness is a whole other thing...#luke castellan#pjo#✏️
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locked tomb modern au but its us politics. john is a congressman or governor or even president or smthn and the mithraeum team is his political staff. this is the worst timeline btw
#veep watching has got me politics brained but I mean this so seriously I think this would make them somehow even worse#augustine of course is chief of staff and we hate him for it#mercy would be in a some director role and I'm not afraid to admit that this is a uniquely sexy concept to me. womens wrongs etc#ianthe and harrow would be aides of some type and#hear me out I think harrow has the short tempered extremely type A and vaguely evil vibe that is needed to succeed in federal politics#eskildit posts tlt#the locked tomb#tlt us politics au
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@staff give us the icons back that's how we recognise each other
#you expect me to read usernames??#lol no.#but seriously if its an actual update its AWFUL#tumblr#tumblr staff#tumblr update#tumblr changes#tumblr updates
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@staff MAKE IT GO AWAY. I am tired of accidentally clicking this silly button whenever I want to check my notifications. Snooze should make it DISAPPEAR!!
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my lovely Madame Curator has been all in a tizzy over the Tumblr Live button being permanently situated on the home screen of the "Tumbly Tumblr" mobile app
i have not heard the end of it, and most likely never will
#like seriously she is so upset about this#i am too like wtf#does anybody even use this feature??#if any staff follow me hello i guess??#hellsite hall of fame#hellsite hall of girlfriend#madame girlfriend’s bullshit#tales from the void
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For around six months now I've been living next to an actual real life archive, and it's unnervingly similar to TMA! Here's a few notable things from these past months:
-i watched a balding man in a very posh suit carry a massive antique briefcase out of the building and put it into his car at 4am
-at 12:30am i made direct eye contact with someone working at a computer on a floor I'd never seen anyone go before. (there's a section of car park and pavement between my building and the archive so this was pretty impressive! )
-The smoking area is always full at weirdly specific hours of day and night (presumably breaks), and completely empty the rest of the time. Clearly archiving really does encourage a smoking habit!
-one of the floors has really bright LED lights which were left on day and night for a week, then off for four days, and now are on with every single blind closed.
-for the first few months I only ever saw three people go in or out of the building- a generic looking security guard who yells at people that park in front of the entrance; and a dishevelled looking man, pursued by another man from the smoking area.
-from my window I can see directly into a room that's filled with mannequins! I couldn't tell what they were at first due to the sheer amount, but they range from cpr dummies to full body mannequins.
-despite being able to see many desks I've only consistently seen two people working at them.
-the fire alarm once went off for hours and nobody evacuated.
-recently at 3am I watched a security guard from the building come out to feed bagels to the fox in the car park (not really that relevant but I thought it was quite nice)
-two of the windows have humanlike figures in them at all times, but they're impossible to focus on so I have no idea what they are.
#I wish I could share more details about it but since it's the only one of its kind in London it would make it VERY easy to find my address#But it's great‚ gives me something to watch from my window! It's like my terrible awful version of bird watching#Damn... I wonder if the archive staff have a sense of being watched all the time.... You know what that reminds me of...#Every archive has its beholder <3#(in all seriousness I'm not tormenting archive staff don't worry 💀💀)#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#jonathan sims#Also I wish this was an 'and everybody clapped' moment but it is genuinely true and beautifully ironic
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Not the couch apology 😭
#but seriously I hope this works#and it’s a happy balance for everyone#because supporting independent artists is so important#and the way some of y’all were acting as if they should be happy with text on a screen or firing half their staff just to survive was wild#watcher#watcher entertainment#watcher apology#watcher tv#apology couch#ryan bergara#shane madej#steven lim
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