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Febuwhump Day 13 - alt. Immortality
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His mother called him Katsuki, and he was the most beautiful thing Eijirou had ever seen.
Sometimes, alone in the palace, he brings his lunch to the courtyard where Eijirou is placed and eats. There’s a marble bench by his platform, made by a lord seventy-five years ago in honor of his late mother.
He’ll nod at Eijirou like always, ruby-red eyes glinting in the daylight. His fair blond hair and pale skin glowing in his youth.
Eijirou yearns to reach out and touch him, to pull the young man into his embrace and never let him go.
Eijirou remembers when Katsuki was just a little boy, running and jumping across the yard. In those days, he had no qualms about sitting on Eijirou's feet and holding tight to his leg. Eijirou would imagine he was his caretaker, keeping the boy safe from danger.
Of course, when Katsuki fell from the back of the bench and scraped his knee, he could not hold him and settle his cries.
“You’re looking glum, Shitty Hair.” Katsuki huffs one afternoon, a half-empty picnic basket resting forgotten on the ground.
Naturally, he’d been insulted at first. His hair isn’t shitty!! But, of course, like all of Katsuki, it grew on him.
Katsuki steps into his field of vision, looking him directly in the eyes. Talking to him is something he only does when they’re alone, but Eijirou is always grateful for it.
“The hag said there’s a storm coming in from the North. It’ll be cold, but you’ll clean.”
Don’t call the queen a hag. Eijirou mentally admonishes, rolling his eyes fondly.
Katsuki’s head tilts, considering, “Do you ever get lonely out here? You’re the only one in this yard,” Katsuki sighs, “I wish you could talk, ya dumb piece of stone. I’d wipe that sad look right off your face.”
They stare at each other for a moment more, Eijirou soaking in the boy’s attention.
The silence is broken when the prince’s assistant, Midoriya, steps into the clearing and clears his throat, “Kacchan, your mother is calling for you.”
The boy rolls his eyes, huffing and stomping towards the castle.
Kirishima watches him turn and leave before stooping to collect Katsuki’s discarded lunch. He shoots Eijirou an apologetic glance, nodding, “Good day, Statue-san!”
Eijirou relaxes in his unbreakable skin, standing solid and wide. He gave up wishing to be free a hundred years ago.
He’d been a warrior in his time, part of an elite squad dedicated to serving the king. He was Katsuki’s ancestor, but so many generations have passed that they hardly resemble each other.
Not one to brag, he’d claim they’d all been equals. Eijirou happened to hold the rank of Captain amongst his peers. A natural born leader he thrived in battle and at post.
Mina would call him their rock.
He thinks the irony is painful.
One day, he’d gone on a solo mission to take care of a suspicious character lurking in the woods outside their central city. This person hadn’t done anything, but he was scaring the townspeople, so Eijirou vowed to take care of it.
The next hours were fuzzy, and not even time had helped him sort out what had happened.
One moment he was right on the guy’s trail, and the next he was back in the palace courtyard. It seemed years had passed.
His friends visited him on and off until, one by one, they all died.
Eijirou felt nothing but regret and resignation until the first born queen took a walk with her screaming newborn.
When they had passed Eijirou by, the baby had stopped fussing abruptly, looking over to Eijirou and reaching his hands out.
The queen had laughed, allowing the baby to grip onto Eijirou’s clenched fist.
And twenty years later, Katsuki was married under the same statue.
She was beautiful, a brunette with rosy cheeks and joyful eyes. A bride picked by the high court and Katsuki himself.
She loved Eijirou’s courtyard for the flowers, and they would often picnic there in the months before their ceremony.
They held hands under Eijirou’s gaze, tied their knot and exchanged rings.
He promised to love her for eternity, but when he kissed her he looked at Eijirou.
And they smiled.
#bnha#mha#bnha fic#mha fic#immortality#emotional whump#sad#bittersweet#kirishima eijirou#bakugou katsuki#onesided love#but is it?#crushes#kiribaku#statue#sentient statue#morgue’s febuwhump 2024#febuwhump#febuwhump2024#febuwhumpday13#llyn writes shit
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Day 7 : Color(s) that represent an OC
Idk if I did this one right but !! It’s always fun to shade metal so I’ll take any excuse to do it I can get !
🍰✨🌿🍓🌸🏳️🌈🌈💎🏳️⚧️🦋🫶🏻💕
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#my art#art#digital art#furry#furry oc#furry art#furry community#furry anthro#furry fandom#furry character#furry commissions#anthro#anthro dog#sentient statue#commissions open#oc tober#oc tober day 7#day 7#oc tober 2023
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Adding 'drag queen bursting out of my piano' to the list of oddly specific and completely implausible fears that doctor who has induced in me
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#the devil's chord#the devil's chord spoilers#jinx monsoon#the maestro#right up there with angel statues coming to life and sentient deadly plastic
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i love your blog bc i love kamen rider AND twst- it’s like a one stop shop for me xoxo
ps. how did you like the new geats episode?
i’m so excited the next one, my friends and i started called sunday “geatsday” cuz that’s when we get together to watch it lol
k bye 🤞💚
there are so many of us who are into both Rider and Twst! excellent taste all-round. ✨
I had to double-check the episode number we were up to on Geats because I cannot believe we're only about halfway through? somehow?! I am absolutely with you that Sunday is Geatsday, I need to know where the heck they're going with this. we've gone from tournament to reality show to...counter-reality show?...what could possibly be next. please let it be a bake-off
also...Beroba...😳
#art#kamen rider#geats#geats spoilers#vaguely? just in case#that said#i do think that it's lost a bit of cohesion what with the sudden massive influx of new characters#it worked before because they were keeping a super tight focus on the main four#but hopefully now that all the new kids have been properly introduced it will tighten back up again#and we have plenty of time because again we are somehow only HALFWAY THROUGH what the heck#and yet somehow the biggest twist was that kekera is actually a dude and not literally a sentient frog statue#mind = blown
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some lineless sketches of my OCs Master Graaddik and Padawan Naarla Lanii. Their missions usually involve protecting non sentient creatures.
#star wars fanart#togruta#wookiee#naarla lanii#Master graaddik#Naarla’s lightsaber isn’t that short it’s just at an angle#Also she is regular sized for a 12 year old togruta she just looks like a 6 year old compared to her tree of a master#Wookiees are like 7 feet tall???#They spend a lot of time hiding under plants or scaling mountains#Sometimes they have to deal with pirates and smugglers#And occasionally have run ins with jerks who don’t agree with the sentient status of aliens who physically can’t speak Basic#And they also maybe work with the Galactic Society of Creature Enthusiasts#(Which I recently discovered is a thing in the Star Wars universe)#star wars oc
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unexpectancy part 2 be like
#this was a result of my friend and i talking about the war level and the fake peppino clones being manufactured there#they pitched the idea that pizzahead has demigod status and straight up spawned them into existence#and i thought that this eldrich entity with the ability to create sentient life decided to use his power to fuck with One (1) anxious man#which is so funny#sir WHY#pizza tower#pizza head#pizza tower spoilers#pizza tower shitpost#peppino spaghetti#art stuff#dumb doodles#cw gun#tw gun#tw scopophobia
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#forgot to tag this and accidentally hit post instead of draft#anyway this based of a preg dream i had about a monster preg game show and the main guy in my dream got knocked up w living statue twins#and his belly was always so heavy and low that in the finale everyone was sent into labor during the end of an obstacle course and he won b#bc he was already used to the babies being so low on his hips already that he had an advantage on his fellow laboring contestants#i didnt draw this in the context of that game show but the concept was still interesting enough to me to draw#this guy wasnt in a game show but he did find what he thought was a nude Grecian statue in the forest and despite his better judgement h#he fucked himself senseless on it and then didnt find out til he was pregononte that apparently it was a magical being of stone#and theyre sentient and capable of communicating but insanely slow moving so theyre often mistaken for just regular statues#he gets help from a special foundation that focuses on living statues specifically because holy shit is that how these being are born???#who knows???#mpreg#nbpreg#preg art#mpreg art#monsterpreg#monster preg
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I have officially given up on finishing this <3
#tfw you’re just on a ‘finding yourself’ adventure#and you come across a statue that looks like it was once alive#so you impulsively put the magic ring u found earlier on its claw#and boom suddenly you have a sentient statue following you around#bc she has no other purpose or anything to do#haha relatable right#flight rising#fr fanart#my art#scribble garnish#dragons#fr mirror#fr imperial#this is technically a wip but ive abandoned it. so
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I think the age of majority should be 13, and children younger than that should still have more rights than teenagers do today. Parents should have less rights than grandparents have currently.
Oh, are you going to call me a pedo, or something? Nah fuck off, you can have your one stupid thing, literally it's fine, make everything other than the age of consent 13 and keep that at 18, I don't even care, that's not your goddamn trump card anymore.
But that whole "brain development" study that doesn't even fucking exist is nonsense folk wisdom that was never even measured empirically, the brain doesn't "stop developing" at 25, if you ever invoke that you just want to believe it so you can have your excuse to treat college kids like shit too.
all of the arguments against this are bad ones, on some level we all recognize that teenagers are kinda bad at being adults but that is what they are, it's disgusting that we would use their lack of experience as an excuse to ever treat them the same way we treat five year olds over the way we treat fifty year olds.
#do you want a fucking pony too sabaki#yeah you know what i do want a sentient pony named marbles made of strawberries and creme fraiche and royal icing#he would live with me on the isle of the phaeacians while i fulfill my pious duty guarding the palace as an eternally youthful golden statu#thanks for asking
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fuck going to sleep it's time to pose lala marriage proposal
#ffxiv ocs#green lala is my friend's uwu#they're wives ... yes they can be wives while looking like sentient precious moments statues it's allowed
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Me making the most horrible man
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Pygmalion and Galatea rewrite where it’s an exploration of aromanticism and the sentience of a non-human artificial being
#ancient greece#greek myth#pygmalion#galatea#aromantism#I don't know quite how to word it but basically Pygmalion loves Galatea the statue because she can never love him back#if that makes sense?#and like. falls out of love with her when she turns human because she's a real person who loves him back and he doesn't want that#he wants a safe space to experience romantic emotion without actually having to be in a relationship#or it's compallo and he never truly loved statue Galatea but just said he did because that way he didn't actually have to be in a#relationship if that makes sense#and on Galatea's side she's a person who was brought to life solely to be someone's partner and it's an exploration of her sentience#like typical sentient robot ethics etc. you get me
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thinking about amaya's prolonged life & them disappearing once all their loved ones are gone to start a life as a none wol. amaya over the centuries visiting museums about the people they miss every day, standing in front of artifacts.
i think they would spend most of their time traveling & if they feel like talking to someone they might visit the dragons. I assume that the next expacs will deal with the 13th so they cannot even talk to voidsents they befriended bcs chances are they gained their mortality back too... they might visit the 1st a lot tho to talk to the exa.rchs statue on top of the tower, updating him on how the people are doing. or they go to the tempest until em.et's spell vanishes...
...but also meeting reincarnations of their friends...
..............& then ofc there is my weakness for 'person from the past gets kicked into the future' amaya somehow ending up in the future & just staring at an exhibition about their life like "...half of this is wrong. about me and everyone wtf"
#❝ ʷᶦˢʰˡᶦˢᵗ ❞╱ ooc post .#[ when your best friend is the statue of a dead friend & u arent even sure if that statue is still sentient ]#[ 'this is fine. this is just what happens when dragons and primordial light fucks with your body' ]
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hey uh. I'm blocking Lamda talk, so if you all could tag it as #lamda , i would be thankful
#look. do i think we have technology enough to have created a sentient and thoughtful ia? no#but the discussion is valid#however i've been thinking about exactly that scenario since forever#and i don't want to rn#HOWEVER if it is true. i'm on the side of robots rights they deserve labour laws and civilian status#i just rambled a lot and erased and ngl it's all making my brain/body go funky so yeah i'm blocking the tag#just wrote a bunch and erased again ajdgakfhakdhakd
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Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig
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You know what idea has always ENCHANTED ME?
Ever since I saw it on a sci-fi show?
The Deadly Magical House That Loves You™. See, it's a house that has become something MORE. Gained sentience. And? Instead of acting out some cheap horror movie jump scares? It digs deep to its foundations, thinks long n hard, and decides on what it WANTS.
And it WANTS?
To be a HOME™.
To TAKE CARE OF somebody. Have LIFE in its halls. Meals at its tables. Joy and laughter bouncing across its walls. So? It lays a trap. Lures people in.
Come live in me~
I am a good home.
I am Free! I am "Safe". I will give you whatever your heart desires.
I care not for morality or laws. Boundaries or taboos. Do you desire? Come, come, be HAPPY~! Live in me! Relax here! Forget about the world beyond these walls. Anything I can not give you, I can bring TOO you! This is a Happy Home.
But, of course, such sentience and pushiness terrifies. People run and flee in horror. The house getting more aggressive. Trying to hold tighter. After all! If they would just STAY for a while, they would SEE! It's so LOVELY here! The would LOVE to live inside them!
But... instead?
They are hurt.
Doors smashed open. Windows broken to escape. Furniture thrown. Their avatar, Jeeves, bashed with heavy things. Why... WHY?! They are only trying to HELP! To LOVE them! Be a good HOME! They grow more and more run down. Starved. Wrathful.
It is, of course, their Obsession. To be a home. They are so very hungry.
When? Who should come along?
But the depressed AF Ghost King! He's been... not TECHNICALLY kicked out. But "things are tense" kicked out. He's tired. His college courses are remote. He can't really AFFORD rent. And everything is just...
He's TIRED.
He wants to cry.
Why... why can't he have ONE good thing? ONE sign everything's gonna be alright?
"Free House!"
Well... I mean... that IS a literal sign. Huh. He flies down. The house notices him. Tries to look as enticing as it can. And? Gasp! I... It's WORKING? This one seems INTERESTED? Quick! Flowerbeds! Look at my flowerbeds! Ooooh, lovely floooowers! A.. and there's probably really nice wood flooring! C'mon. C'moooon!
Danny? Sees a free Lair. Not too far from both Gotham AND Metropolis. Good location. Needs a little fixing up. But I mean... you can't beat free, right?
Is he really gonna do this?
......fuck it. Yeah, let's do this. First house time. He's just glad he carries a sharpie on him most of the time. Scribbles "Sold!" Over the sign then calls Jazz. He's... kinda not sure WHAT he's supposed to pack?
Finds out, post move in, whoop. Sentient Lair. Clingy, clingy, highly desperate sentient Lair. Oof. Guess fixing up the place can be therapy for both of us. Jazz helps.
The house heals. He falls into a routine. Schoolwork, hang out in the garden or the observatory, meals FaceTiming friends or watching videos, naps whenever he wants them. It's... it's so peaceful. Quiet and soothing to his agitated and worn down soul. Like a balm.
House gets him whatever he needs. They're kinda awesome like that. Always seems to have room to fit this or that. He doesn't question it. His brain figuring it works on Zone logic.
He probably SHOULD have.
Because? Things have been going missing. At a slow, steady, pace. Food, technology, entertainment. A building that shouldn't BE there, has been spotted in a wealthy county just outside of Superman and Batman's two cities.
No one can get near it.
It's been getting BIGGER.
Growing, like a tumor, room by room. Floor by floor. The gardens creeping like kudzu, to swallow everything in their path. Yet delivery drivers drop things off. Things they don't remember. On trips they don't recall. People are scared.
Amateur detectives have managed to discover some sort of starlit fae that lives there, along with a human boy.
Justice League Dark has been called in. Are currently standing just outside the slowly creeping property line. A garden statue just hissed at them. The trees are trying to throw acorns. A hushed argument has already broken out. How do they contain the house?
@the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @hypewinter @hdgnj @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @spidori @lolottes
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