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louisetaylor · 1 month

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Cullen/Bella Swan, Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen/Rosalie Hale, Edward Cullen and Alice Cullen Characters: Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen Additional Tags: F Marry Kill, telepathic Edward, Cullen siblings being siblings, Eavesdropping, listeners never hear any good of themselves, unless they do, Seinfeld (TV) References, Comedy, sex is mentioned as a concept but that's it, Marriage, Murder, Carlisle is not present but he is hot, Sarcastic Jasper Hale, Emmett is a himbo, Edward Cullen is Not Gay, Edward loves Bella, No Beta We Live Like Men Summary:

In Midnight Sun, Edward eavesdrops on Bella by reading the thoughts of the girls who sit with her. Creepy, you say? Well, who wouldn't spy on their crush given this golden opportunity? Edward overhears a game of F, Marry, Kill...with the Cullen boys as the subject. Who will win Bella's heart, and who will lose his life?

#twilight #edward/bella #edward cullen #bella swan #f marry kill #midnight sun #seinfeld mention #alice cullen is cute #jasper hale is sarcastic #emmett cullen is a himbo #edward loves bella #comedy #one shot #dialogue only #carlisle cullen is a dilf #edward cullen is not gay

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nateconnolly · 7 months

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An angel appeared to me and revealed golden plates with his divine wisdom written on it in reformed Egyptian, and I translated the new scripture. It turns out that the Seinfeld finale didn't go far enough. All four main characters should have been executed onscreen.

#death mention #seinfeld

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red-hot-moon · 3 months

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This is literally a come on LOOK AT KRAMER'S HEART EYES AT THE END

#is this thing on #JERRYKRAMER REAL #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #cosmo kramer #michael richards #let's not even mention the fantasy scene earlier in the ep where Jerry envisions them as old men still living apart together #The writers had their third eye open in s7 I swear #JerryKramer

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vidcurious · 5 months

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I made my cat Newman in TS2 🥹💕 He enjoys laying next to me with his head on my chest and watching me play.

#sims 2 #the sims 2 #My perfect kitty bestest friend love that dude #Last photo he was very suspicious of Geoffrey #I mentioned Newman to someone today and they asked if he was named after Paul Newman and I was like no #He's named after Newman the mailman from Seinfeld #They just stared at me and were like “oh..... Weird”#I just really like Seinfeld and Wayne Knight okay

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tealfruit · 3 months

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I can't believe I never posted my queer Seinfeld pitches

#nerd alert #seinfeld #queer Seinfeld #if i did post them i cant find them now #also for non-seinfeld fans: the mention of a show in the 90s where a woman was said to have become a lesbian but almost married a man #and then died. thats a reference to an actual several-season arc in seinfeld.#by several season i mean she was introduced in like season 4. was a key character for a while. got brought back once or twice. and then was #a very key character for all of s7. and then was killed off rather suddenly and unceremoniously #probably one of the two least well-received seinfeld moments (the other one being the finale)

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selfproclaimedunicorn · 1 year

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Tag Game: 8 Shows to Get to Know Me

Was tagged by @poorlydisguisedraccoon, thanks!

Interview With the Vampire

Breaking Bad

The Witcher

The Untamed

The Borgias

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Star Trek: The Next Generation

(unfortunately) Game of Thrones

Tagging: @lesbianelinordashwood, @starkmaiden, @gurlbye-1, @vamprlestat, @willowycreatures, & @toxicjayhoo. But only if y'all want, obviously

#about me #i have terrible taste but the asoiaf cinematic universe is my Trip On The Titanic #shit started out great & now weve hit an iceberg & im on a life boat watching everything slowly sinking below the water #6.5/8 aint bad #jojos is too weird for me to make a judgment call on #its not space dandy weird but its still PRETTY STRANGE #also honorable mention to Seinfeld i guess bc its not GOOD but it IS my 'i have turned my brain off' show

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eileenguy · 2 years

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hey girls (gn) new ask game; send me a character to make a moodboard for<3

#muku.priv #it can be spn or not although im sorry if i dont know what character ur mentioning :(#i also watch wwdits! and seinfeld and a lot of bollywood movies and stuff #although mostly spn would be best lol

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stupidpop · 1 year

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I scrolled through that person who made the yaoi pronunciation poll's blog for a while and found the funniest poll ever which they also made

#seinfeld and bluey mentioned in the same breath really got me

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the-acid-pear · 1 year

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I really think one of the funniest things about Seinfeld is how these people are one push away to being queer. And it's not a one time thing no this are things that get brought up again and again like it's almost tragic like is anyone going to tell them?

#luly talks #Seinfeld #this is specifically about george and jerry btw #george i dont have to explain but jerry makes me crazy like he mentions ENDING UP going out with a dude or ENDING UP wearing girl's clothes #like babygirl.........#i have nothing to say about Kramer or Elaine tho they are so far as i am in the show not displaying any closeted behavior #well Elaine did say she hated all men but she wasn't a lesbian which fair and also funny i love her i love her so much

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skenpiel · 6 months

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EH....!??!?!?!??!?!??? SKUELER WHITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING DATING JEERRY SEINFELD. HES ALS,O FRIENDS WITH WALTER.WHOS A DENTIST......

#not in this episode though #ANYWYA WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS HER BIG BREAK BEFORE SHE BREAKS BAD !!?!??!???? IM GOING INSANE #shes DATING. jerry SEINFELD. and meanwhile WALTER WHITE is a DENTIST #who jerry later HATES because he converted to judaism just to tell HOLOCAUST JOKES. according to jerry #btw that episode has one of my favorite jokes that i can remember #when jerry is talking to a priest in a confessional booth and goes 'first of all id like to mention im jewish'#and the priest goes 'well thats not a sin.'#and then he explains the situation and the priest goes 'and this offends you as a jewish person?' and seinfeld goes #'no it offends me as a comedian'#btw calling jerry seinfeld a comedian is like the height of generosity . he sucks so shit tbfh #would never ever ever have watched this show if it werent for the fact larry david wrote most of it. lmao

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liverpool-enjoyer · 9 months

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Fav movie and tv show

favorite movie is mission impossible rogue nation!!! n my favorite show is seinfeld 😌

ask me stuff if you want :D

#keep in mind i consider tv shows n anime seperate things so i didnt mention attack on titan #which is weird cause anime technically are tv shows #ty for the ask <3 #mission impossible #seinfeld

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thirstghosting · 9 months

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i was making a crossover meme based on this real scene and after i saved it i just kept cracking up

#seinfeld #please feel free to use this as an actual reaction image for JS #jerry seinfeld tw #gun mention

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rosesnbooks · 1 month

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Astrology observations #4

🧡if your moon is in the same sign as someone's rising sign, this is visible at first meeting. you just feel a certain pull when you see them, and they stand out from others in the room

🧡i have noticed that capricorn moons and/or mercuries like dark humor, it's not for the sensitive ones. that's why they also appreciate shows like the office and seinfeld. not to mention their interest for darker shows in general. developed capricorns are funny, but underdeveloped ones hurt people with their mockery

🧡aquarius/11th house and gemini/3rd house placements love personality tests. curiosity and the desire to understand themselves is strong. the former also want to feel more connected to others because they often feel vastly different than the people around them...these tests help them connect. honorable mentions to pisces placements as well

🧡i have yet to meet someone with virgo placements who doesn't appreciate cleanliness and/or organization. funnily enough, not all of them actually follow these values themselves. they are also good with arts and crafts

🧡virgo moons and gemini moons both have issues with silencing their minds at times, but virgos are definitely stricter with themselves. both placements need to talk with their closest people to process their feelings. they just need to let it out somehow or else, they will feel overwhelmed

🧡water signs are connected to water obviously, but there is something about cancer placements and their love for the sea. it's adorable, and they find comfort in it

🧡i think it's true that opposites attract but i think that there needs to be one point where both sides can meet. for example, if you lack earth placements, you probably benefit from having an earth placement in your life but it works best if they share an element that you have. this way, they they can understand where you're coming from.

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🧡a person with scorpio mars cannot hide their intensity from everyone. especially when it comes to things/people that they deeply care about or things that fuel their rage. they can have the most sensitive and peaceful chart, but then that scorpio arrives and stirs the waters.

🧡mars in gemini can go through many difficult trials in life and adapt to anything. it's truly admirable

🧡moon in the 12th find comfort in spirtuality and/or religion. however, they need to be careful not to become fanatics and vulnerable to bad intentions from the people in these fields

🧡3rd house stelliums observe people a lot and, over time, learn how to read them very well

🧡i think parents can learn from their children as well and sometimes their chart confirms that. for example, a parent can have their north node in scorpio, and their kid ends up having one or several scorpio placements. it's up to the parent whether they'll learn from them or emphasize the differences between them

🧡jupiter in sagittarius/jupiter in the 9th house find tremendous joy in travelling. once they try it out, the urge to continue travelling is strong. staying put in one place too long is bad for their spirit

🧡i have noticed that those with earth venus (virgo, capricorn, taurus) don't rush into love as others. i think they just want to find the right person first. they're sensitive souls that want someone to trust and rely on

🧡people with north node in leo notice that they feel alive when they pursue different adventures and when they don't dim their light in front of others. they care a lot about the world and humanity, and they need to let others take care of them sometimes too

🧡it's not easy when your jupiter and saturn share the same house. i think it means you need to find balance somehow. for example, someone with jupiter in the 9th house can find happiness and luck in travel, spirituality, and having an optimistic and open-minded mindset. but also, they may fear pursuing these things either because it seems scary or because they experienced some setbacks in the past. moreover someone with jupiter and saturn in the 11th house has had meaningful friendships that brought them lots of luck, as well as some intense friendships that caused them a lot of pain

🧡pisces placements can adore libra placements because they want someone who'll give them a fair chance and some peace in their lives. pisces people are a bit weary of intense placements because they don't feel 100% safe with them, and libras are comforting. honorable mentions to taurus as well, since they can make pisces feel like they're at home with them

#astrology #astro observations #astrology observations #rosesnbooks

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hungwy · 7 months

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recently ive heard whispers of seinfeld everywhere. my workplace. my podcasts. my tumblr dashboard. my books. everyone is mentioning, referencing, or talking about seinfeld. it seems to be the crux of some larger, more spiritual issue

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mrghostrat · 4 months

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#bro we cannot be doing seinfeld good omens and not start with every single elaine and jerry scene (@saglaophonos)

since u mentioned it

this has also been in my "to do" pile for months thpfhtpfdd

IT'S SO THEM CODED HOW CAN ANYONE BLAME ME

#good omens #ratwips #seinfeld

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icarianarts · 7 months

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The cruelest part about Seinfeld is they have a handful of fake movies that get mentioned that the main cast talks about watching or has gone off and watched it and I feel like a donkey being dangled a carrot on a stick I wanna know the story of Sack Lunch so badly

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