Bill Clinton was in the bathtub, and the secret service was diligently bottling his bath water so they could sell it.

Christian Larsson: Secret Service (2009)

Not a conspiracy theorist but it’s feel how all of Biden’s dogs only ever go after Secret Service agents.

harry's bar fight in golden circle is SO FUNNY TO ME because like. bro did nothing to provoke that dude. didn't even talk to him. he was just trying on his new kingsman glasses in peace and this dickhead comes out of nowhere with the homophobic comments like he has a gaydar up his ass?

it gives off these vibes:

Secret Service sided with and abetted domestic terrorists for political reasons.

They were not bought off. No money changed hands. Secret Service picked terrorists with guns and allowed invading the Capitol. They figured Trump would protect them.

Get fcuked, you traitors. #TouchTrumpAndDie

Missing January 6th texts.

Lincoln Continental for Secret Service use, 1968. From the press release: The cars are equipped with 11-inch-wide running boards and with assist handles and bars for agents standing on the running boards. An 11-inch-wide retractable platform and assist bar extend across the rear. The rear doors of the four-door convertibles have been redesigned into two sections to allow agents to enter the moving car from the running boards through a 15-inch-wide walk-through. Below: a similar car in use by Richard and Pat Nixon

source: Alden Jewell on Flickr

New Mini Series.

Model: Me.

Photographer: The Remote Camera Trigger.

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i learned how far will the Secret Service go to protect the President

These pictures are of a now ex-Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy.

That photo on the left is him, shot in the gut on March 30, 1981 when a crazed gunman made an attempt to kill President Reagan. McCarthy threw himself in front of the President, arms spread in order to make himself the larger target. While Reagan was hit that day he lived, so did McCarthy (as seen on the right, still alive working today). Members of the Secret Service will jump in front of a bullet to protect the life of the President.

I was recruited into a super-secret service because I saw a raccoon be catapulted through the air and land gracefully.

anyway, harry hart posting because im bringing this account back to life again

Worst. Cover-up. Possible. #SecretService

Looks Like Trump v Biden - 03/13/2024

Both Donald Trump and Joe Biden secured their presidential primary nominations yesterday. Trump surpassed the 1,215 needed delegates with 1,249. Although it appears that Biden's in, I find it hard to believe that he'll stay in past the Democratic National Convention this August in Chicago. Like I said before, I'm split on whether Biden will stay or drop, and it's going to be interesting to see what happens. This is a crazy political cycle we're in. With all the unprecedented occurrences, it's really hard to know for sure how everything will pan out. Donald Trump became the first former president to ever be indicted, and he was four times. Like he said, he's been indicted more than Alphonse Capone, who was indicted twice. In my opinion, Trump did nothing illegal or wrong, it's really political persecution. New York changed their laws so that the statute of limitations on rape and sexual assault has been extended to last almost indefinitely. That allowed that psycho lady, E. Jean Carroll, to go after Trump. First, she got $5 million for sexual assault, which differs from rape in that it involves groping, not vaginal penetration. He was found not guilty of rape by the preponderance of evidence. More recently he was fined $85 million for defamation wherein he simply stated that he doesn't know her and doesn't even remember meeting her; ridiculous! Then there was the FBI raid on his Maro Lago home for classified documents, way over-the-top. He was president at the time and was legally allowed to have them. He kept them in a secure location that's guarded by Secret Service personnel. Joe Biden took classified documents from when he was senator which he was not allowed to do, illegal, and kept them in at least 7 different, unsecured locations while he was a private citizen. Yet Trump gets indicted, and Biden gets a pass, it's absurdly ridiculous! The truth of all this is coming out and a lot of people are becoming more aware of it. By the time this November 5th comes around, if Biden is still in, there's no way he can win in a free and fair election. Of course, the democrats are going to cheat, they always have, but I don't think they'll be able to as much as they did in 2020, and probably not enough to overcome the huge Sunami of Trump votes. I could be wrong, of course, but I sure hope not. The survival of our country and of many other countries throughout the world I believe are at stake.

Barack Obama and Secret Service agents walk towards Air Force One at Los Angeles International Airport. May 8, 2014.

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