“What should the TF2 update add?” They should add the Super Top Secret Agent for the League of Urgently Needed Cohorts, Haranguers, & Metrically-Enhanced Algorithmic Tacticians (AKA Mystery Woman from L.U.N.C.H.M.E.A.T) as the 10th Class
Based on Liz McCarthy’s character exclusively from the TF2 voice actors’ web-series “ TF2WTSFTS / Search for Sandvich”!
If you had to ship pyro with anyone who would you ship them with(also maybe some more pyro relationship headcannons)
Hmmm I don't really ship Pyro with anyone but since the most recent Search for Sandvich I have been finding myself shipping them and Mystery Woman :] so have some headcanons about that
Pyro x Mystery Woman headcanons :]
I think Pyro gives her little trinkets :]
The other mercs know they have a thing together but pretend not to know for dramatic effect bc they're just like that.
Pyro going to Spy like "how the fuck do I flirt with a woman" which leads to the expiration date scene with spy teaching scout but now it's spy teaching Pyro.
I literally don't know what to put here bc I never really think of Pyro with a partner a lot of the time but just know Pyro x Mystery Woman from the Search For Sandvich saga makes me go OUOUOUOUOUOOOOO
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54230116
by leaf_kei
In early 2024, the TF2 voice actors put out a call for script submissions to continue their Search for Sandvich Saga (a fun video series they've been producing themselves). This was my entry! Yes, I did email this to Gary Schwartz. Yes, it is gay. No, I did not hear back.
Words: 2952, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Just saw this blog, loving how well you write all these characters. Keep up the amazing work.
Wanted to request the mercs with a reader who’s all rough and tumble sorta? Like even more daring than Scout, and almost always ends up getting themself hurt but doesn’t really mind at this rate? Imagine someone who jumps off a two story building from the top floor, lands on the sidewalk, probably breaks multiple limbs, and gets up all giddy to go do their next insane stunt.
Oddly specific but I thought of this over a cup of coffee and I loved the idea of this.
I can sure as heck try!
Mercs with a daring s/o
Scout
He may be daring but not as much as that
He panics everytime you come running into the base covered in blood
He'll try to stop you for a couple months until, eventually, he will just have a medi kit on hand
After he starts to face it head on he sees how happy it makes you
Maybe sometimes he'll start filming it
Why wouldn't he? Your stunts are so awesome!
Soldier
Confused
Why would you purposefully hurt yourself doing random crap when you could be training?
Unless you compare it to the rush of rocket jumping he's not gonna get jt
After that he understands
He sorta forgets about medi kits and just drags Medic along to heal you
Medic's sick of it
Demoman
He can't watch
Doesn't matter what your doing he just can't watch
He doesn't like you doing it because he hates seeing you hurt
But if it makes you happy he's not gonna stop it
Just don't yell "Hey Demo! Watch this!" When your about to jump off a 50ft cliff you will pass out
It just matters on whatevers closer that is what will heal you wether it's Medic or a medi kit
You scare him so much
Pyro
In Pyros' mind your not getting hurt at all
They just don't register the blood because you look so happy
So when Medic pulls you away he's very confused
You were fine why did he heal you???
You just mention you got a scratch and leave it at that
If you told them you broke both legs they would have freaked out
Just sneak off after a stunt to get healed and don't tell pyro
Just let them have their fun doing stunts with you
Heavy
Very concerned
Why would you willingly hurt yourself?
Sometimes if he's close by he will catch you if you jump
He doesn't like bothering Medic or searching for medi kits
So instead he will just shove a sandvich into your mouth to help
Don't refuse it he's mainly making himself feel better instead of just letting you do the next stunt
Engineer
He will make a robot to catch you everytime you jump off something
You cannot stop it
He'll use the excuse of it lets you get to the next stunt quicker to cover up for him just being nervous for you
Medic
Always heals you
He's the most chill with it because he can just heal you
But when he realizes you don't ask for heals he gets a little nervous about your mental sanity
Does he say anything? Nope! He'll heal you, you'll be safe and free to do your stunts!
It's a win win
Sniper
Please don't do it in front of this man
He will faint if he sees you doing something like that
You make him so nervous everytime your out of his line of sight
Just do a quick stunt when your away from him or else he'll come looking for you, faint, then you have to deal with Snipers limb body
Spy
He knows your an idiot
He's not going to stop
He makes you carry medi kits when he's not there to help
He thinks it's entertaining watching you do stunts as long as your healed afterward
So what he cares about you? Don't make it a big deal...
It is he's so in love with you
Sorry it was short I was a little clueless on what to do😅
Also note that if you don't know that admin and glados share the same va so ULTRA MILF
I greatly appreciate the support, but am also insulted that you think I don’t know Ellen McLain voiced Administrator and GLaDOS /lh
I’m an avid enjoyer of the Search for the Sandvich (I’m even mutuals with the woman who plays the Mysterious Woman on Twitter) and was also there for ShorK’s 2023 voice actor live stream, as well as the Streamily signing stream later that day.
I apologize for rambling, but my tf2 hyperfixation has recently come back and I am simply Going Insane.
Sure. sorry if this is not what you requested, Anon
Some Heavy x Reader Headcanons
Since Misha (his real name) is 6'5 (196 cm), he is just a giga-chad to you if you're smol like me
He may look a bit aggressive, deep inside, he is just a caring man and will always be
You're the ONLY one to touch his mini-gun, also known as Sasha, his main mini-gun
He sometimes sit you on his shoulder while in a battle, he'll make you sit backwards so no enemy spy backstab you and him
If you're in the middle of a battle with low health, Misha will give you his Sandvich, but if he doesn't he will make you get behind him, protecting you while searching for Medic to heal you. One time, Medic was low on health, he saw Heavy, Medic : "Heavy! Help me!", then Medic saw you were eating Heavy's Sandvich that Heavy gave you, [Enemy Sniper : Headshots Medic*], [Medic : Respawns*], [Angry German noises*], poor Dr. Meem
He likes to read literature books in his spare-time, with you leaning on him of course.
He loves to read you stories. One time, you fell asleep while he reading you a story, Misha : "Leetle cute S/O fall asleep.", he kissed you on the forehead then pat your head
I may make more Heavy x S/O Headcanons in the future!