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dumbshitmusicianssay · 5 months
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Hullo musician friends!! Id love some insight! I’m writing up some “tips and tricks” sheets for some of my tutoring students and the current one I’m working on is for sight-reading. 
Other than just practicing sight-reading I’ve tried explaining that what helps me is thinking about an order of importance when you are handed a piece of music and told “play now” because my brain tends to overcomplicate things. For example I make sure to check the key/time signature and the end (D.S/D.C/tag/rit/etc) then my order of importance (TO ME) is the rhythm, the actual notes (minus accidentals (again this is just me but I have to simplify my brain down to “just read the dots” sometimes)), expression marks, dynamics, then everything else if I can think of it. 
BUT I don’t wanna be sharing this with students if it’s a skewed idea of what the majority would rank. 
I know I wanna keep rhythm first because I think it shows a lot of promise if you can hit the rhythms on a first play through. But if anyone has any insight into how you would order the importance of other performance aspects while sight reading (eg. pitch, dynamics, expression marks(articulation/ornamentation/etc), musicality, phrasing, even breath support or tone and shit). Im a brass player but if any non mouth instrument players have rankings like bowing or use of the pedal that would be good to know too. Thanks lads!
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its-a-hare-pom-pom · 5 months
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I’m pretty sure all of the music teachers at my school are bisexual
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terracegallery · 8 months
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girlboysollux · 1 year
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livin the life!!
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things my band directors have said 
“i like it raw and deep”
“do the creepy walk but gracefully”
“play this like you’re getting in trouble at a funeral”
“you sound like chunky milk”
“you may think you did awful, and although you’re not wrong, i don’t want that to get you down”
“i do condone stealing in this context”
“when life gets you down, remember that nothing matters”
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music-class-quotes · 2 years
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*last full day of the school year, watching a movie & to make it at all school related we were talking about the soundtrack of the movie and like diegetic and non-diegetic sounds*
Band Teacher: what did you hear this year? The entire year. WHAT DID YOU HEAR. WITH YOUR EARS, WHAT DID YOU PERCEIVE.
Saxaphone player: Yeah dude, I mean I wasn't really listening, air pods you know
Band Teacher: Oh, oh? You weren't listening huh? The entire year huh? not even to our songs? the music we made all year? You know, you know a meaner band teacher might say... actually should I even say this?
The two clarinets sitting next to the saxaphone absolutely cracking up: Say it, say it!
Band teacher: A meaner band teacher might say that you not ever listening might explain your playing. A meaner band teacher though. Not me, no never. But just a meaner band teacher might. You ever think about that, huh? But I didn't say that. No one heard me say that 'cause I didn't say it.
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theallstore · 2 months
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baggy trousers by madness!!
oh what fun we had/but did it really turn out bad/all i learnt at school/was how to bend not break the rules
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hpd--ena · 5 months
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Call me honami mochizuki the way I'm playing the drums like a fucking master
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dumbshitmusicianssay · 3 months
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Hi folks! If I have any teacher/tutor friends I could use some advice. All of my students (all between ages 10-12) have independently said they have had problems/get confused when like the stems/bars flip (after middle line “B” on the treble staff). For example
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I’ve never encountered this problem and I never had this problem when I was learning and I don’t like telling kids to “just practice, you’ll get used to it” I’d like to find something more helpful to say to them. I’ve been saying stuff like ‘what if we try to ignore the bars and just read the dots’ but yeah. If anyone has had a similar experience I’d love to hear it
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its-a-hare-pom-pom · 3 months
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Sierra Boggess looks like my music/drama teacher
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astorias-lifestyle · 1 year
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lol so this happened
i’m in band, and play the saxophone (or referred to as the sexyphone) and i dropped my mouthpiece
some girl grabbed it and thought it was a vape. she then went to a teacher and told them i had been vapeing and showed my mouthpiece.
i then had to awkwardly explain that it was a mouth piece and toook the cap off of it
lol so that was fun
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amough · 1 year
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terracegallery · 1 year
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imthatqueerkid · 2 years
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neil-gaiman · 8 months
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Hi Mr. Gaiman, I doubt you'll see this, but I still want to write this.
I had an absolutely horrid day today. Someone broke my saxophone, which then cause my dad to get mad at me even though I couldn't have controlled it.
It all made me have a very, very large panic attack today, and I've been good from them for a few months now.
However, there was one good part to my day. In my writing class, we started a new unit today that's just called "Inspiration." My teacher, knowing I had had a horrible day, asked me to read the quote on the board. Normally, I would have just asked him to skip, but he insisted that I read the quote because "I would like who had said it." And so, I read the quote.
The quote was one of yours.
It may not seem like much, but that quote had made my day so much better. That quote instantly made me smile just because it had felt like you were speaking to me, and me alone (God, that sounds so stupid, but that's exactly how it it felt).
And so I wrote this to you while I was being kicked in the back by the seat behind me on my long bus ride home. I wanted you to know that you made my horrible day better.
Thank you, Neil.
That warms my heart. I appreciate your teacher so much. And it really will get better.
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lowkeyrobin · 3 months
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MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that
MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers
warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell
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TOMMYINNIT
he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes
but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass
you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you
"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"
just a teenage Karen
yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you
you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP
Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"
he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person
yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭
#neveridentified
#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense
#i barely know the law shush
TUBBO
he physically has to hold you back from fighting people
"y/n, it's fine. they just want a reaction"
"let me beat them up!"
the other person's like "yo wtf is wrong with you????"
"sorry, my partner acts like a hostile animal when people piss them off, sorry"
he appreciates you defending him though, he does like using you as a weapon because he thinks it's funny
I mean at least you guys don't have to worry about getting kidnapped or anything because you'll be there to kick the motherfuckers ass
"GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH"
"Oh they don't bite, it's okay 🥰"
"YES THEY FUCKIN DO HELP"
RANBOO
they just kind of accepted that you were like this
"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"
hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building
yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back
"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull
your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"
then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school
FREDDIE BADLINU
you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you
you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing
if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up
"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"
"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"
Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online
sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter
"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"
insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say
fight fire with fire I guess
NIKI NIHACHU
she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her
oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person
#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week
people edit the fight too
she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"
"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"
you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine
when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE
"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way
he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny
he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"
honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves
like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.
he's your biggest supporter
he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note
"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"
you're a problem at this point
QUACKITY
you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy
he'll gladly cheer you on
"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"
"Oh it don't bite"
you proceed to bite the bitch
online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme
"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"
you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly
don't worry quackitys there to watch
17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha
when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA
FOOLISH GAMERS
"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear
"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"
Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god
you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls
when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go
let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...
HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON
here you go trending on Twitter again
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