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IN LEGAL TROUBLE?
HI!
I’M SAULGO ODDMAN,
LEGISLASCERATOR AND ALTERNIA’S BEST AND ONLY DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!
GOT LEGAL TROUBLE? CALL SAULGO NOW!!!
(505) 403-445
the private practices of saulgo oddman listed in this blog are recognized as legal within alternian legislative jurisdiction, and are NON-CONTESTABLE in court
#BETTER CALL SAULGO#saulgo oddman#alternian mayhem#legislascerator#saul goodman#better call saul#homestuck#grumblr
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Your name is SAULGO ODDMAN
Your name is SAULGO ODDMAN You wake up slumped over your DESK, in your OFFICE, which is also your HIVE, which is also attached to a HORN SALON.
You’re a legislascerater, but you make way more profit off of your SIDE HUSTLE. It’s honestly more like your main hustle at this point. The entire thing definitely shouldn't be legal, but it ISN’T NECESSARILY ILLEGAL. You’ve mastered the art of BRIBING fellow civil servants with PLUSHIES from your vast collection, and despite your face and contact information being PLASTERED ON JUST ABOUT ANY SURFACE you can get it on, your practice somehow hasn't been questioned by the authorities. People in general tend to ignore your antics.
You assume they’re all STUPID.
YOU ADVERTISE YOUR LUCRATIVE SERVICES WITH BOLD WORDS AND BOLDER PUNCTUATION!!
Your trolltag is betterCall but you prefer to handle sensitive information on your alt account, amicusCuriae, where you speak at a quieter angle.
art by @stewkid
#homestuck oc#rpgstuck#homestuck#trollsona#fantroll#better call saul#bcs fanart#saulgo oddman#alternian mayhem#am#ref sheet#character sheet#character intro#saul goodman
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This thing all things devours
Devours
This thing, taker
Pollinator
Starving flowers
#homestuck oc#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#dnd#d&d#dungeons and dragons#Alternian Mayhem#AM#CandiiCotton#Lilith Noteve#Knuckl Bortko#Leslie Harlin#Ash#Saulgo Oddman#Pythee Polima#Adonis Prince#Johnny Maniac#rpgstuck
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Better Call Saulgo: Alternian Mayhem
#saulgo oddman#saul goodman#better call saul#homestuck#saulgo art#ooc#fantroll#edit#bcs#bcs memes#jimmy mcgill#nagito mcgill
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psst, hey, wanna see a boyband au
art by @stewkid
#fantroll#trollsona#homestuck#am#the goofy goobers#adonis prince#saulgo oddman#johnny maniac#leslie harlin#knuckl bortko#cotton vitale
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[Trollsona Ancestral Grubgrabs]
draw your trollsonas ancestor with their decendants grub, if you'd like. original image here
art by:
@cityyliights, @exesaturated
@luc1d4, @stewkid
@mistyjessart, @pidgeoneon
#alternian mayhem#am#homestuck#fantroll#fancestor#oc art#ashlyn alanzo#adonis prince#saulgo oddman#candiicotton#pythee polima#the core#the tactician#the princess#the czeerina#evenhand#the survivor
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for better or worse
then and now
art by @stewkid
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meet (exe)cute
Saulgo Oddman and Johnny Maniac met in a more unusual manner than most, but still ended up with a thriving business(?) relationship.
art by @stewkid
characters by @stewkid and @vegetable-wrangler
...somewhat.
#alternian mayhem#am#homestuck#fantroll#comic#johnny maniac#saulgo oddman#better call saul#johnny the homicidal maniac#yeah ill tag that. it is them#rpgstuck#violence#cartoon violence
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Alternian Mayhem vs. The Grimace Shake
I recovered photos of the Alternian Mayhem crew finding the Grimace Shake. Maybe this trend is old enough now that it counts as analogue horror..?
art by @luc1d4, @stewkid, @pidgeoneon, and @mistyjessart
Comic below the cut!
Art by @exesaturated and @vegetable-wrangler
#alternian mayhem#homestuck#fantroll#homestuck oc#candii cotton#saulgo oddman#pythee polima#duolin gobird#johnny maniac#grimace shake#cw blood#adonis prince#this meme does not endorse warcrimes or mcdonalds ect ect#its from a while ago
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Johnny takes a bath, 1 dead, 5 injured.
(he dissolves into pure grime like a bathbomb)
Art by: @luc1d4 and @h31k3
#alternian mayhem#homestuck oc#fantroll#ashlyn alonzo#saulgo oddman#pythee polima#duolin gobird#johnny maniac#adonis prince#homestuck#eye contact
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God fucking damnit Saulgo where the FUCK are you (modern au)
Art by @exesaturated
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Alternian Mayhem Relationship Chart
Behold. Spaghetti.
This is now outdated. It's worse.
#alternian mayhem#homestuck#am#pythee polima#saulgo oddman#candii cotton#ash#lilith noteve#johnny maniac#knuckl bortko#leslie harlin#duolin gobird#adonis prince#nagito mcgill#yoshii
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GOT A THORN IN YOUR SIDE? WANT TO TEACH SOMEONE A LESSON OR GET RID OF THEM INDEFFINATELY? BETTER CALL SAULGO (505) 403-445
the private practices of saulgo oddman listed in this blog are recognized as legal within alternian legislative jurisdiction and are NON-CONTESTABLE in court
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"When you've run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics — I stand for YOU, Alternia!”
Saulgo Oddman belongs to @stewkid
#homestuck oc#not my oc#my art#dnd#d&d#artists on tumblr#digital art#dungeons and dragons#RPGstuck#Alternian Mayhem#AM#Saulgo Oddman
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QQuestion what is the legality of eating highbloods for alternianSS
IIt's kinda just normal for me bc uHH. II'm from a different society n subspecies and we *all* eat carrion bc wEE. AAdapted to do that after a *certain empire* tried to make us extinct but idKK
II just wanna know how much of a bounty is on my head outside of, yknow, my general existance and line of worKK!
@burninggills
THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE LAW OFFICES OF SAULGO ODDMAN
cannibalism isn't necessarily illegal on alternia, but eating a highblood could implicate that you killed said highblood, which is illegal. a lower bloodcaste eating a highblood could also be seen as a sort of political statement, which would warrant an immediate execution
cannibalism is more of a general social no-no around here and if you get caught snacking on someone’s dead body, especially if it’s above gold or olive, chances are the witness is gonna take justice into their own hands.
it’s the same case for lusii. it’s not illegal to eat them but alternians really adore their caretakers, and eating them would be seen as distasteful. an act worse than just killing them
Livestock grubs like beefgrub are the primary source of socially acceptable meat products on alterna. there’s a popular theory that trolls aren't too genetically distant from grub meat. i choose not to think about it much, personally.
looking through your page, i suggest you steer clear of alternia anyways.
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Can 1 be legally l1able for k1ll1ng trolls of h1gher castes than me even 1f 1ts part of my job?
THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE LAW OFFICES OF SAULGO ODDMAN
on paper, anyone who kills a troll of a rare or higher caste is subject to culling, regardless of whether they were ordered to do so.
however, if the troll that 'hypothetically' ordered you to kill someone is of a lower caste than the troll you 'hypothetically' killed, they would also be considered a guilty party.
a legislascerator like myself might let you go if they can come up with evidence against the other troll in question- as a reward for snagging them an attractive case.
sentences higher up the hemospectrum tend to make more profit.
CALL AGAIN (505) 403-445
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