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THE HOMESTUCK POSTING BEGINS
art by me for the homestuck ttrpg ever
featuring characters belonging to
@paintbrushinacoffeecup @luckeir-than-you @pidgeoneon @m1nts @vegetable-wrangler @mistyjessart @itsroxyrose and @exesaturated
“Anyways th0ugh, I’ve g0tta at least try, right? Like y0u said bef0re?“
Guys they’re like actually best friends now I’m gonna cry (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) and it only took a heart to heart, meeting Gerard Way, piercing each other with stolen jewelry from Hot Topic, and a second heart to heart.
Ash (on the left) belongs to @cityyliights and CandiiCotton is my shared character with @exesaturated (there’s is Candii, the pink girl on the left, mine is Cotton, the right blue boy).
[YOU C@N BE @ LOWBLOOD, JUST DON'T BE @ WRIGGLER.]
[@DONIS ST@NS.]
[QU@DR@NTS Y@PPERS. I PROMISE I DONT C@RE.]
[W@NN@BE FUSCHI@S.]
[HYPOCRITES.]
[I WILL NOT BLOCK YOU. I'M NOT @ COW@RD. I WELCOME IT. BUT PISS ME OFF, I'LL DOXX YOU SO B@D YOU'LL W@LK INTO THE SE@ WHERE I WILL FEED YOU TO MY LUSUS.]
[I'M NOT SQUIDDING.]
[MIND, IF YOU W@NT SOMEONE DOXXED, IF YOU C@CH ME @ THE RIGHT TIME, I DO PRO BONO WORK ON THE SIDE. JUST CONVINCE ME THEY'RE WORTH MY TIME.]
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This is the canon Grumblr blog of “Pythee” Polima! Doxxer, Paintballer, and maybe-leader of Exospectrum, a rebel group. Call them Phage.
Art and OOC gets posted over on @alternian-mayhem.
A couple notes:
Yeah, she’s the Heiress. She’s keeping it on the DL since that time she exploded a bunch of her audience with fireworks and went into hiding. She’ll think other Fuschias are faking.
Likewise with blood mutants, alternate dimensions, and sburb players. They don’t know about any of that, and this blog is canon to the campaign they’re in. Limebloods are real, but must live in hiding. The Condesce is called the Czareena in their world.
No pronouns in bio is intentional. Use whatever, he’s doing the baby transgender thing of letting people on the internet assume.
Recently deployed. Rogue of Light. Prospit.
Not accepting quadrants rn, but feel free to bug them about it anyway.
An asshole. Feel free to bite back. I’m here for beef.
Another loud entry, but inch-thick steel doors needed some thermal and concussive convincing before they were about to welcome anyone. Especially Public Enemy Three, who now filled the sunlit entryway where the now-sizzling and warped vault door once stood.
Jack had arrived at the high-security Alternian facility for a simple enough reason : get in, shovel as many data units and storage hiveracks into her inventory as she could find, and then sterilize the place of security and potential threats so it could all be taken apart for scrap.
As such, she wasn’t wearing anything less than her mayhem-ready outfit. Anti-psi plated helmet, goggles, full heavy armour, and her newest glowing-bladed demonic-looking guitaxe held defensively in front of her. She spits at the entryway, waiting to see if she was going to get shot at.
But, not today. Defensive turrets were either down, dead, or hadn’t been clicked on. Made her entry easier, but she would’ve been happier if she could’ve seen any of the gun placements that might become a problem later.
A few clacks of armored boots against the steel flooring, and in ventures the Dame of Flame, steeling herself for whatever was to come.
You are currently standing in your RESPITEBLOCK, though it's more like a scene from a SLASHER FILM.
Your entire hive is COVERED WITH BLOOD, but only from the inside, which is SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. Some of the blood on your wall isn't though, you've got some VIOLET and FUSCHIA smatterings in there somehow.
Stick it to the woman…? Way to go….?
You are a one troll DEMOLITION TEAM, and you can't seem to stop. You like setting ELABORATE TRAPS around your hive, capturing idiots who decided to poke around where they shouldn't. Oftentimes they are GORED, HUMILIATED, or a sick combination of the two.
That doesn't mean you don't practise the more DELICATE ARTS, like painting.
Sure you might have switched from acrylics to blood at some point. But art is meant to DISTURB THE COMFORTABLE, and COMFORT THE DISTURBED. So you must be doing something right.
you break up…. your harrowing sentences…. in a menacing….. way…. your trolltag is psychoKiller
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OOC ↓
remake of a previous post. I really wanted to redesign his business card loll, plus I figured I should finally make a proper intro post
Saulgo is the resident tealblood of the @alternian-mayhem ttrpg
This blog takes place before current events in the campaign, unless he finds a way (or a reason) to post from space. @stewkid is my main where I’ll hopefully remember to post more art of this guy
since this blog gets a bit of interaction I've given the AM account perms to reblog ooc posts here :3
I’m planning on reformatting this blog a lot, it’ll probably be a slow process though cause I’m pretty new to this. I’ve made a link to past ask replies here → VOICEMAIL