LEGISLASCERATOR AND ALTERNIA’S BEST AND ONLY DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!
GOT LEGAL TROUBLE? CALL SAULGO NOW!!!
(505) 403-445
the private practices of saulgo oddman listed in this blog are recognized as legal within alternian legislative jurisdiction, and are NON-CONTESTABLE in court
Your name is SAULGO ODDMAN You wake up slumped over your DESK, in your OFFICE, which is also your HIVE, which is also attached to a HORN SALON.
You’re a legislascerater, but you make way more profit off of your SIDE HUSTLE. It’s honestly more like your main hustle at this point. The entire thing definitely shouldn't be legal, but it ISN’T NECESSARILY ILLEGAL. You’ve mastered the art of BRIBING fellow civil servants with PLUSHIES from your vast collection, and despite your face and contact information being PLASTERED ON JUST ABOUT ANY SURFACE you can get it on, your practice somehow hasn't been questioned by the authorities. People in general tend to ignore your antics.
You assume they’re all STUPID.
YOU ADVERTISE YOUR LUCRATIVE SERVICES WITH BOLD WORDS AND BOLDER PUNCTUATION!!
Your trolltag is betterCall but you prefer to handle sensitive information on your alt account, amicusCuriae, where you speak at a quieter angle.
GOT A THORN IN YOUR SIDE? WANT TO TEACH SOMEONE A LESSON OR GET RID OF THEM INDEFFINATELY? BETTER CALL SAULGO (505) 403-445
the private practices of saulgo oddman listed in this blog are recognized as legal within alternian legislative jurisdiction and are NON-CONTESTABLE in court
LEGISLASCERATOR AND ALTERNIA’S BEST AND ONLY DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!
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OOC ↓
remake of a previous post. I really wanted to redesign his business card loll, plus I figured I should finally make a proper intro post
Saulgo is the resident tealblood of the @alternian-mayhem ttrpg
This blog takes place before current events in the campaign, unless he finds a way (or a reason) to post from space. @stewkid is my main where I’ll hopefully remember to post more art of this guy
since this blog gets a bit of interaction I've given the AM account perms to reblog ooc posts here :3
I’m planning on reformatting this blog a lot, it’ll probably be a slow process though cause I’m pretty new to this. I’ve made a link to past ask replies here → VOICEMAIL