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anoddopal · 2 months
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[Screenshot taken from this post!]
LMAO FACTUAL AND ACCURATE--
Picture a vision of B.uggy with a pillow under his hand, rapping on the door to Bun's dwelling- Only for a very disgruntled Cr.ocodile and Mi.hawk to answer the door. 😬
🐊 + 🗡🍷: "Really Buggy? Again?"
You did the right thing Jinx, his 🤡 ass needs to suffer a little.
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gennemi · 7 months
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𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒉𝒂𝒘𝒌 𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
A/N: I enjoyed writing these cute and silly headcanons of my favorite swordsman Dracule Mihawk✨. These are just headcanons I had in my head! 🥰
Warnings: Pure Fluff, little bit of silliness, mentions of pregnancy and childbirth. Mihawk being best husband and father.
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.He gives off the vibes of possibly being attracted to someone who is like him per say, one who prefers the quiet like him. Considering he's a man of a few words In a way.
. He's a big softy. He won't admit it though, but he's got a big soft spot for you. Always acting soft with you. Very rarely ever gets mad at you.
. When he does get mad at you, it's because he's probably being overprotective. He just wants you to be safe. Doesn't ever want you to be in harm's way, so sometimes he can be a bit menacing with it, but the man means well, he doesn't want to lose you.
. Very ✨sassy✨ he was very sassy in the Live Action. So he can be very sassy, especially if he's woken up from his naps. Just let the poor man nap.
. Speaking of naps, he deserves them. He probably doesn't get a lot of sleep at night, at most maybe 3 or 4 hours. He sleeps a whole lot better at night with you next to him than he will if you aren't.
. He may not vocalize it a lot, but he does love you. He's one of those that doesn't vocalize that he loves you out loud a lot. But possibly he shows it with gifts that he brings back when he comes home from long trips.
. He would be the best dad to his future kids!! A very strict dad though, with certain rules that he makes to keep his kids safe. GIRL DAD VIBES!!! I don't make the rules.
. He just has these girl dad vibes to him, he would want to be a girl dad. But doesn't care what the gender is at the same time, he will still love his child(ren).
. If he has a daughter, he will be way over protective over her, like very. If he has a son he will still be an overprotective father, when his son is old enough he will teach him self defense, he will also teach his daughter self defense but will still be overprotective.
.if you two do start a family, and you fall pregnant, be prepared for Mihawk to be overbearing, he just wants to protect you more since you are carrying a baby.
. He will take care of you, feet or back is sore? He will rub your back and feet for you. Are you craving something? He's making it for you. He will also do that one thing you see dads do on tiktok: slowly lift the belly up to relieve some pressure on your sore back. He will for sure do that for you.
. When it's time for you to give birth, he's there the whole time you are in labor, not once leaving your side. He wants to be the best supportive husband he can be. He feels so bad that you are in so much pain, he whispers soothing words to you while letting you literally squeeze the life out of his hand.
. If you two have a girl, he's over the moon. Loves her so much, she would look like a spitting image of him, if you two have a son he's still over the moon, and he will also look like a spitting image of Mihawk.
. But if you two end up having twins! A boy and a girl! Man is ecstatic, definitely for sure over the moon. And his genes would definitely be strong; they would both definitely look like a spitting image of Mihawk.
. Overall Mihawk would be the best husband, and father to yall's future kids.
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jacevelaryonswife · 1 year
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ㅤㅤ Kiss me at sunset
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How dangerous must it be for a little thing as lovely as you to wish were between a dragon's claws?
pairing: Aemond Targaryen x Fem!Reader
tags: kissing and flirting, also, english is not my first language
Prince Aemond is a polite man who does not often sneak into the shadows of the Red Keep corridors to listen to female whispers. However, when his name was mentioned by a beautiful voice he didn't do much to avoid paying attention to the subject you and another lady shared. The formidable rider of Vhagar knew that listening to uninvited conversations was incorrect and inconvenient, and that his curiosity could lead him to overhear something he didn't want, but none of that was enough to make him back down. And then, the opposite of the unwanted happened when you said your next words:
“If I could choose a husband, it would be Prince Aemond. He is handsome, tall and mysterious, in addition to being a great swordsman. I would like to have his children, beautiful children with silver hair and violet eyes, just like their father.”
“But he's so closed off and somber, I mean, he hardly ever smiles or courtes the other ladies,” your friend, Lady Roselyn, said with brief awkwardness.
“I think that's part of his charm. Mysterious and inaccessible. And I must say that I am not displeased with the fact that he does not court other ladies, it keeps my hopes up that one day I will be able to kiss him at sunset.” Your smile widened at the thought, rolling your body this way and that like an enchanted damsel.
"You talk like you're in love with him." She nudged you playfully with her hip, making your glow increase. Yes, she was right, or almost. He was a breathtaking figure, so male, intimidating and deadly.
"Maybe." Yes I am.
Indeed, the prince was not seen smiling or fraternizing with others, yet what was wrong with fantasizing a little?
Unfortunately, you couldn't take the initiative to approach Aemond, or even attempt a brief conversation — better avoided than made a fool of. But your heart squeezed by such weakness and cowardice, he will escape! (you thought). It was almost excruciating to hope to sow tiny grains of love with him, but pleasantly dreaming and daydreaming about scenarios in which the prince held your body tenderly and kissed you passionately didn't hurt.
And they certainly didn't hurt him.
The attention of the ladies was not entirely unusual, though most showed apathy and a certain indifference, Aemond noticed bold and curious looks in his direction — the same ones that Aegon received with constancy. But nothing as bold as his recent speech. You, such a lovely lady… really lovely. A satisfied and almost proud smile was displayed by the one-eyed prince as he returned to his original path. How dangerous must it be for a little thing as lovely as you to wish were between a dragon's claws?
From that day forward, nothing remained the same.
No other lady had ever held his attention like this, so desperate for his love and affection that it filled him with a strange, almost ghostly, unfamiliar feeling: to be appreciated. It was good. So good.
In fact, everything changed after that day. You were used to sneaking glances at the prince, but it was a surprise when he was looking back. Oh. Your heart skipped a beat, mouth opening slightly before looking away and looking again, just seeing the smirk Aemond sent your way. By the seven! Your smile wasn't discreet or restrained, almost too wide to betray your joy. What would he think? It was outrageous behavior.
But he loved your reaction. Oh, how he loved it. Such a sweet lady. And for his victory, that wasn't the only time Vhagar's rider met your gaze with a crooked smile. Aemond was not a man for half actions, if he wanted something he would have it. But he enjoyed playing with you. Seeing your sweet smile and sparkling — almost sassy — eyes was a real treat. He needed more. He needed everything you genuinely wanted to offer. He wanted you.
So when your beauty silhouette lit up the training yard, he almost let a fierce smile slip through his face before engaging Sir Criston Cole. It took everything in the one-eye prince not to be distracted by your image so tempting, not even a glance directed in your direction, he wanted to win and he wanted to win fast to be able to execute what he had been planning for some time.
“I don’t give a shit about torneys… my lady, can I accompany you on a walk?”
Seven heavens. Was he… was he… was he talking to you? It can not be. Did he invite you on a tour? In the middle of everyone? You? Did he invite you?
Your eyes widened more than usual, mouth nearly open as he reached out and nodded. You feared for what you might say by allowing yourself to speak, but the Mother is kind and has graced you with just one: "Yes, my prince, I would love to." You didn't know how you kept your feet when Aemond reached out for your hand to encircle the soft leather that hid his worked biceps. Curious gazes followed your figures as you both walked away from the courtyard. Your hand was trembling over him, waiting intently for what he would say next — he had to say something, didn't he?
“It's a pleasant day, don't you think, my lady?” he asked, watching your lower figure over his good eye.
“Indeed. I… you’re a great swordsman, my prince”, your voice was soft and nervous as you looked at him anxiously. He was handsome. So, so handsome.
“A man must know how to handle his sword, my lady.” He's not sure if the phrase's double meaning was intentional, but it slipped your mind — at least that's what you wanted him to think.
It was a terrifying sin where your mind took the phrase. His sword… by the Mother!
“But thank you for the compliment,” he said.
“You’re welcome, but you who flatter me with your company, my prince. Are we going somewhere specific?” You ventured into saying a longer sentence and even questioning him, feeling less insecure.
“To a beautiful place, my lady, just like you.” The smile displayed by him almost made you weak in the knees, almost needing to lean on his shoulder and almost making your lips touch...
“My prince… do you think I'm beautiful?”, you asked with an extra flutter of eyelashes, breath failing a little.
Aemond smirked as he felt the grip on his forearm and lowered his gaze before saying, “A truly beautiful and lovely lady.”
Your head was spinning in euphoria, utterly inert in the cloud of seduction the prince exuded towards you. How was it possible? Was he being genuine? Were you misinterpreting? Fuck — you didn't regret thinking that ugly word when you allowed yourself to speak your mind.
“I also find you lovely my prince. If I don't dare say it, I think you’re the handsome man at court. So handsome."
Aemond's smile only widened as he clenched his left fist, needing to feel your skin against his palm. A totally adorable and needy little thing. Spontaneous, charming... he had so many adjectives to designate you.
“Your words grace me, my lady, mm.”
Eyes seemed to follow you along the way, surprised by the unprecedented scene of the one-eye prince with a lady suspended on his arm. It was the high point of the day for the curious whisperers that roamed the Red Keep. Crossing the corridors and arriving at a point where the beautiful orange sky could be better contemplated without interruption, Aemond immediately rested his hand against your waist, the grip not going unnoticed by you. Oh gods, how you wanted him. It was totally indecent and inappropriate how your legs tingled from the heat of the dragon beside you.
“A beautiful view, as I promised,” he said, stopping beside you.
Indeed, a beautiful view. You heart was pounding every second, not knowing what to say. Should you thank him?
He wasn't as patient in waiting for your answer, cornering you with his words: "A beautiful view for a sunset kiss."
Your eyes widened, turning immediately to face him. He knew… how? “My prince… Roselyn told you?” How dare she?
“No, my lady, it was just a hunch,” he replied vaguely, smiling at your reaction. His eye hovered over your pretty lips, his hand snaking around your waist as he moved impossibly close. He could feel your warm, ragged breaths, your eyes meeting his pink, desiring lips before crashing them down hungrily. You kissed him fervently and let your hands roam your prince's hair and shoulders. Your mind was still on the intoxicating moment, totally given over to the hands firm and almost unkind against your hips and waist, given over to the warm lips that crashed fiercely against yours.
You fought equally in the kiss, as needy as he was by the smoldering passion that threatened to surround your futures. It was indecent how you two indulged in something intimate in a public place where anyone could see. But he didn't care, not anymore. Not now that you would be his, only his to claim.
“ñuhon,” he said breathlessly, teeth clenching, “mine.”
Indeed, you were his. Just his.
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missallanea-archive · 8 months
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that's right, it's the return of the ever stupid, not-so-brief, utterly useless guide to the many, many muses on this blog:
UPDATED VERSION ( 10/07/23 )
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AGNES DRACHINA REUBEN. first born daughter of the royal house of drachium. powerful sorceress who made a name for herself during the dragon campaign. a mischevious young woman with a penchant for drinking and getting into trouble.
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AMITY BLIGHT. youngest daughter of the blight family. a young witch in training with a particular gift for abomination magic. former mean girl who is reconnecting with her softer side. a ride or die friend who will absolutely fight for you.
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ASHIOK. a powerful planeswalker of mysterious origin. their face seems to be slowly disappearing into a thick black mist that follows them. manipulates the nightmares of powerful individuals they find during their travels. not necessarily a villain, but certainly no hero.
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BABYDOLL. institutionalized against her will. sweet girl but will not hesitate to end you if you're a creep. sincerely wishes to empower the other women around her. slowly losing herself to fantasy in order to escape from her unpleasant reality.
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CAMERON "CAMMIE" MACCLOUD. a self-proclaimed "hacktivist" recruited into the military. now part of the experimental science unit, piloting a four story mech called a holon through gen:lock, which uploads her own mind into the robot. scottish, sassy, and a giant nerd.
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CATIANA FREESPARK. swashbuckler rogue turned storm cleric. she's confused about how that happened too. died fairly recently, but she got better. will steal your shit. highkey feels like the divorce baby between procan and umberlee. 
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CHROME DOKURO. a powerful illusionist currently in the employ of the vongola mafia family. occasionally shares her body with the criminal mukuro rokudo. learning to stand on her own two feet. a bit of a strange girl, but sweet and undyingly loyal.
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EDALYN "EDA" CLAWTHORNE. the owl lady and most powerful witch on the boiling isles... or she was, before her curse took away her powers. occasionally turns into a large owl-like beast. keeps accidentally adopting kids but hey, guess she's a mom now. acts tough but actually a big softie.
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FISH EYE. a fish given human form. yes, really. in search of a beautiful dream. performs as part of a circus troupe known as the amazon trio. really just wants to have a beautiful dream of his own and to live life as a human for as long as possible.
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FREYA.��the once queen of asgard and leader of the valkyries. reclaimed her warrior spirit and found her wings. seeking to reunite and repair the realms following ragnarök. not a woman to scorn, or she will burn you to the ground and salt the earth behind her.
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IMELDA RIVERA. matriarch of the rivera family. turned to shoemaking to make money for herself and her daughter after her husband disappeared. continues to look after her family from the land of the remembered.
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KAGAMI TSURUGI. a recent transplant to paris from japan. loves fencing and being right. she can be a bit cold upon first meeting but she's actually just very bad at making friends. if you take the time to get to know her, she is fiercely loyal and dedicated and will fight for you.
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LA MUERTE. the sugary sweet ruler of the land of the remembered. has a nasty gambling habit which tends to get her and her husband into trouble. she is benevolent, but will not hesitate to tell you what she really thinks. friendly, but still a goddess. handle with caution.
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LIAN NICHANG. the white haired demoness. lives alone on a mountain. really only comes down to get rid of people who are harassing the village at the base of the mountain that leaves her the fuck alone. master swordsman. not actually a witch or a demon, no matter what people call her. 
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LILITH CLAWTHORNE. once the head witch of the emperor's coven, now at half-power and trying to sort her life out. cursed her sister out of spite and paid the price. might come across as a haughty bitch, but she's really just a massive nerd doing her best.
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LUNA. magical moon cat. has a crescent moon bald spot on her forehead. trying to keep the protectors of the universe on track but they're just teenage girls so it goes about as well as you would expect. really tired of being the voice of reason but this is what she signed up for. 
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LUNASOL GALANODEL. honestly, the worst. burned down her abusive childhood home with her twin brother. basically sold her soul to the queen of air and darkness. pretends to be sweet but she is cruel and cold. typical elvish attitude toward other races, too. really, really likes flowers.
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MAXIMILIAN CALYPSE. a small, stuttering lady of noble birth. married off to keep her father from having to go to war against dragons. considers herself to be useless and has a good deal of anxiety, but is generally one of the sweetest nobles you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. currently learning to use healing magic.
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MICHIRU KAIOU. the soldier of deep waters, sailor neptune. a high school student with a mysterious destiny. spends her free time as a professional violinist. desperately wishes to embrace the ordinary life of a girl her age.
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MIYU. vampire who tried to run from her destiny and made it worse. has to hunt down god-demons called shinma that she accidentally let escape. literally cannot die until she finishes her job, and she would very much like it to be over now. usually accompanied by her mask wearing servant, larva. she's cute and cruel in equal parts.
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NATHALIE SANCOEUR. for fuck's sake she needs a vacation. and a raise. personal assistant to a supervillain. seriously questioning that relationship at this point. literally dying. trying to beat the current record holder for most akumatizations. she's pretty and could kick my ass. 
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PERSEPHONE. our lady of the underground. literal goddess. known for bringing springtime and overseeing torture in the deepest depths of tartarus. the mom friend, she probably already loves you. does not put up with her husband’s bullshit. really loves her weird dog.
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PIKE TRICKFOOT. gnome cleric of the everlight. she may be a holy woman but she has the spirit of a barbarian. will definitely try to drink you under the table. overestimates her own strength, but loves to surprise others when they doubt her. precious angel baby.
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REINA "GLITCH" CROWNE. student at a prestigious art school with a focus on fashion design. acts like she's tough and untouchable, but she's actually just soft and trying to figure out who she is. loves meshing traditional fashion with digital media. known to the other students as "glitch" due to her first year freeze up.
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RIZA HAWKEYE. military sharpshooter and right-hand-woman of the guy who wants to take over the military. likes like two people and her dog. usually smells like gun oil but it's not unpleasant. has no sense of self-preservation and will definitely die for the people she cares about. does not get paid enough. 
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ROGUE. the poster child for "look don't touch." mutant and working on the proud part. literally too powerful for her own good. comes with the added bonus of her cajun husband who makes things explode by touching them. the og power couple. 
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SIF. the unwaveringly loyal wife of thor, mother to magni, móði, and thrúd. trying desperately to hold what remains of her family together. can come across as somewhat cold. while not a warrior by any means, she will do anything to protect her children.
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TABITHA DELAINE. monster hunter and general know-it-all. was part of a cult at one point but she doesn't want to talk about it. lowkey a witch but tries to use her magic sparingly. the biggest lesbian you will ever meet, next to her girlfriend van. lives in van's van. 
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TIKKI. kwami of the miraculous of creation. has existed for as long as the universe has. sincerely loves humans and how wonderful they can be. helps to turn her current owner into the superhero known as ladybug.
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VEX'AHLIA. ranger and rogue. sneaky and shooty. just trying not to die again, thank you very much. once stabbed a tree because it made moves on her. the champion of a god. will probably call you darling and wink at you. also, she has a bear named trinket and a husband with too many names for me to bother listing here.
( I ran out of images but she has no fc anyway shhh )
YILNA PENUMBRAE. oath of redemption paladin. a young shadar-kai woman banished from the shadowfell due to her heresy against the raven queen. while she looks scary given her build, scratched and dented armor, and scars, she is actually just a big buff cupcake. a big softie.
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goingmorry · 3 years
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[One Piece Headcanons] OP Boys -> when you ask them to kill an insect
Characters: Zoro, Sanji, Law, Kid, Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Killer, Shanks, Mihawk
Tags: beware of bugs, this is a joke post
Author's Note: Asked my husband to kill a spider the other day, so thought of this. 😭
RORONOA ZORO
Tries to convince you to kill the bug yourself.
When he realizes that he can't get through your stubbornness, he relents and asks you to show him the location of the disgusting creature.
Ends up annihilating the wrong insect. Wait! There's more?
Gets way too into it and goes on a bug killing spree.
Weapon of choice: defaults to swords but has to consciously remind himself to use his fist for fear of causing unnecessary structural damage.
Score: 6/10; drops to 4/10 if he forgets to switch out of using swords.
SANJI
Mr. Prince Charming over here is more than happy to destroy the insects for you.
Goes above and beyond; will do a full sweep of the room to ensure that no other bugs are near the vicinity.
Weapon of choice: haki-infused leg for a fiery effect.
Score: 8/10
TRAFALGAR LAW
Hates bugs with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
Rolls his eyes at your silly request.
He's sassy, but he'll do as you ask.
Decent bug killer; can easily kill them with his devil fruit, but chooses not to use his powers for such "meaningless tasks" — his choice of words, not yours.
Weapon of choice: rolled up previously issued World Economy News Paper.
Score: 7/10
EUSTASS KID
Calls you a wuss for enlisting his help.
Acts like he's doing you a huge favor, but you quickly find out that he's quite terrible at killing bugs; you would have better luck asking Killer for help instead.
Ends up destroying property in his pursuit of the pesky little critters.
Weapon of choice: mechanical arm; no wonder the bugs escape from his clutch.
Score: 3/10
PORTGAS D. ACE
Enthusiastic, loving boyfriend to the rescue.
Though, his enthusiasm doesn't translate so well for his bug-killing abilities.
Treats the entire situation like a game; wants to use creative ways to catch the troublesome pests.
Weapon of choice: homemade bug traps; they're useful 70% of the time.
Score: 7/10
SABO
Expert Bug Exterminator™
Killed plenty of bugs during his time growing up with the Revolutionaries; Koala made him do it.
Could start a side business for pest control if he wanted.
Weapon of choice: maximum strength indoor bug spray; it's effective every time.
Score: 10/10
MONKEY D. LUFFY
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Won't kill bugs even if you beg him to.
Good luck; you're on your own.
To make matters worse, he picks up the bug with his bare hands and chases you around with it.
Weapon of choice (if he could actually kill them): flip flop; the power of la chancla.
Score: -1/10
KILLER
Has built-in ESP or something.
Predicts your intentions before you can request his help and asks, "Where do you need me?"
Say no more; he's on it faster than you can count to thirty.
Weapon of choice: bare fists; there's nothing quite like some good old fashion hand-to-hand combat.
Score: 9/10
SHANKS
Teases you every time you run to him for help.
Playfully bargains with you by saying stuff like, "Sweetheart, I'll take care of this insect problem of yours for the small price of one smooch. It's a bargain."
You reprimand him but kiss him anyway, much to his satisfaction.
Weapon of choice: store-bought insect traps; he's lazy and you can't convince him otherwise.
Score: 8/10
DRACULE MIHAWK
Kills bugs with the precision one can expect from the World's Greatest Swordsman.
True to his namesake and similar to how a hawk zeroes in on its prey, no bug can hope to escape from Mihawk's impeccable vision.
All you have to do is show him where the insect is or where you last saw it, and he'll do the rest.
Weapon of choice: handheld bug zapper; gotta keep it classy, fellas.
Score: 10/10
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hazelsheartsworn · 2 years
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Holiday Hijinks
Hi @ghoustlysoul! I'm your Secret Snusband for @jurdannet / @jurdannetrevels' Secret Snusband Exchange! Here's part 1 of a series of ficlets about Jurdan being playful and horny for the holidays! I had so much fun writing to you and reading your responses! I hope you enjoy it!
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Holiday Hijinks
a fic by hazelsheartsworn
Rating: M
WC:2763 || Read it on AO3
Everyone could hear the clang from the training yard on this side of the hill.  Far fewer could hear the utterly human grunts coming from Jude as she fastidiously went through her daily training.
Cardan often sneaks into the training yard to watch his wife go through her exercises. Sometimes she spars with guards or the Ghost. Other times, like today, she spars with no one save the imaginary opponents she sets for herself.  He’s seen her go through similar positions in their chambers, moving before the mirror when she thinks he’s still asleep.  Regardless of the venue, training partners, or audience, she performs with a singular focus; pushing herself past the mortal limits born to her.
She runs through the sequence, starting at a window guard and maneuvers through a cycle of defensive positions.  When she lunges forward, he doesn’t take notice of how she moves the sword from high above her head and slashes it down in front of her.  All Cardan notices is the creak of her leather pants stretching across her taut backside.  Rounder and more muscular than a typical fae body, Cardan feels his mouth water thinking about that ass naked in their bed.  He wants to remain unseen so he groans internally, adjusting his own pants as if to tamp down his horniness.
Jude pivots then.
“Husband, mine, join me for a bit,” she calls out to him.
Damn, he thinks to himself. So much for spying.  Cardan sighs and walks from his hiding spot to the center of the training area.
They meet at the tall bin for practice weapons.  Jude selects two wooden training swords, tossing one to him that perfectly meets his hand. Clever wife, he thinks, as his hand clasps the handle.
She doesn’t wait for him to catch the sword before she attacks forward.  Cardan barely has time to block her, let alone set his feet or balance his weight.  He leans heavily on the sword bin while he adjusts his stance beneath him.
Jude’s smile is manic as she advances once more. When Cardan manages to block again, she drags the edge of her blade along his so slowly, never breaking contact with his eyes.  Cardan is no swordsman but he’d still be mesmerized by Jude’s glare. Her mouth hangs open in anticipation. She drags the tip of her tongue along her top teeth, from canine to canine, knowing how it ignites something carnal within him.
“My sweet villain,” Cardan remarks as casually as he can. “Why have you called me to train? You know I’ve no knack for the sword. I much prefer you fight and mete out the physical punishments.”
She snaps her mouth closed in a line of grim determination as he speaks. She barely gives him the signal of warning, a twist of her wrist with the pommel before her face, before she launches a series of volleys directly at him, moving deftly around him as he struggles to deflect her.
Shit, her footwork is fast, he thinks, right as she’s circled around behind him.  She slaps the flat broad part of the wooden blade across his butt, hard.
“Mab’s tit, ow!” Cardan yelps, but Jude cuts him off.
“You need the training, too, my preening dove.  Especially since you seem inclined to sneak off and fight formidable trolls like Aslog by yourself!” She huffs a bit at this last revelation.  “If you wish to play the errant hero, even from time to time, we’ll need to kick those sweet cheeks into shape” she points at Cardan’s ass for emphasis.
“Listen, these cheeks are perfect and you know it!” Cardan jokes, letting his tail twitch back and forth like a sassy finger waggling.
Jude scoffs loudly in response.
Cardan scolds himself internally for finding all of this attractive, Jude’s passion, her body plastered with sweat from exertion, the images of her body bouncing with each movement.  It gives him an idea.
“Very well,” Cardan relents.  He takes position, a proper one for a proper lesson, or so he lets Jude think.
Jude eases up, taking Cardan’s cue as a genuine interest in learning and practicing.  They dance around each other, in a challenging exchange of thrusts and parries.  Jude, even downplaying her skill, overpowers Cardan and guides the sequence.  Cardan can do nothing but react and follow her lead.
They move about the whole courtyard.  The clacking of their swords, the scuffle of their feet through the dirt and mulched space, and the increased breathing between them are the only sounds while they work.  No one disturbs them and they both prefer it that way.
Cardan has a plan, but it’s hard not to be overwhelmed by Jude.  She’s breathtaking to Cardan like this, fierce and so focused; determined and yet so diligent to her craft.  Cardan watches the wisps of hair escape her braid, the shortest ones sticking to the side of her face when they mix with her sweat.
Cardan tries his very best to concentrate, but his eyes keep going to her bouncing chest as she fights so intensely.  He became so well practiced observing her from his peripheral vision when she was his seneschal, he employs his entire skillset to watch her now.  He only lets loose a guttural growl when the ties on the front of her shirt come loose and he can see the flash of color from her mortal underwear. It looks lacy and he wants to tear it from her with his teeth.  Jude smacks his hand with her pommel when she catches him off guard and staring.
“You’re drooling, dear” she laughs before continuing their mock fight.
Unbeknownst to Jude, Cardan lets Jude steer him to the edge of the practice ground. He escapes her attacks by leaving the courtyard. Not to be outdone or allow him to give up, she pursues him, pushing him back as he rounds a corner into a corridor, stone walls on each side leading away from the courtyard.
Jude is winded, partly from the training, but also from frustration. “Come on, you can’t even get one hit?” she taunts. She can’t quite pin down what’s off, but Cardan seems unaffected by training.  It almost reminds her of that one evening when Balekin tried to goad Cardan into fighting at Hollow Hall.  Just like then, Cardan doesn’t balk or retaliate.  He just, endures.
She attacks, he retreats, she attacks, he retreats again. On and on until they’re at the back wall of the corridor in a desolate and empty area on this side of the hill.  Is it a sleight of hand when he lets her disarm him?  Does he mean to stand in such a way that leaves him exposed?  It’s so quick that Jude doesn’t notice it’s intentional when she’s pinned him to the wall, her wooden blade pressed against his exposed throat.  Cardan almost groans with the teasing familiarity.
Jude does notice. Her eyes light up at the recognizable scene. Cardan watches as her eyes dilate, heady with the power she holds, hungry with the desire she feels in this moment.  When Cardan rolls his lips inward, he notes how the movement catches her attention.
He releases a shaky chuckle before saying, “A familiar pose for us, isn’t it?” Jude eyes snap to Cardan’s as she presses the wooden sword into his throat a bit more.
“Too commonplace for a king who should avoid exposing his neck to weapons.” she snarls. He sighs inwardly, knowing that Jude took this training all too seriously, unaware of his ulterior motive. Best to soothe her ruffled feathers rather than stoke that anger up.
“Only by design, love” Cardan whispers so softly. When Jude’s eyebrows knit together to match her frown, he finally touches her chin with the tuft of his tail. It nudges her gently until she relents and looks up.
She marvels at the green foliage growing off a bare apple tree limb hanging over the wall above her, clearly Cardan’s work while they are standing there.  Spatula-shaped leaves grow into a dense ball from the apple limb  before she sees the tiny white berries sprout.  The mistletoe seems to vibrate with satisfaction when Jude recognizes it for what it is.
She smiles and presses close to him, her face an inch away from his when she echoes her own words from years before. “You really do want me.” She smirks but doesn’t continue talking. Instead, she tilts her head just enough so their noses don’t smash together. Cardan tilts his face forward just slightly, ready for her kiss, but Jude stops, letting the warmth of her breath warm his lips.
When he hisses at her denial, her giggle is light and teasing. “And you hate it,” she finishes, her lips barely grazing against his as she speaks.
Patience abandoned, Cardan releases a rough purr bringing both hands to cup Jude’s jaw and bring her the rest of the way to him. He gives her long kisses, so tender and sensuous that Jude doesn’t even puzzle how he insinuated his arms under her arm still holding the sword to his throat. When he reaches his fingers into her hair, massaging her neck at the edge of her hairline, that’s when Jude drops the sword between them so she can free both her hands. Her mouth hangs open with the moan she releases and Cardan uses the space to immediately dart his tongue into her mouth
Jude unfastens the buttons from Cardan’s doublet, her cold-stiffened fingers fumbling with the task when Cardan sucks on her lower lip and pulls it into his mouth. She slips her hands beneath the velvet fabric and holds tight to his ribcage, too distracted by Cardan’s mouth to let her hands roam.
Cardan presses his advantage, using his own suave footwork to turn them both until Jude is the one with her back pressed against the wall. An expert at diversion, he nudges Jude’s nose with his own, nipping at her playfully so she doesn’t quite notice him move her arms to above her head against the wall.
When she feels the cool stone against the back of her hand and starts to look up, Cardan starts to pepper her jawline with kisses which apply pressure right where she locks her jaw. Jude can’t help but lean toward the pleasurable feeling massaging the tension away.
She never notices the new vines scrabbling over the wall, not until the tendrils ensnare her wrists.  Immediately Jude freezes, breaking contact with Cardan to look at and test the strength of the bindings. She looks back at Cardan and he notices her doubt. When Jude starts looking around for places where a spy could lurk, he realizes her hesitation isn’t disinterest in continuing. It’s about continuing with an audience.
“I promise darling, you won’t regret this,” he reassures her. “No one comes over here except the guards training in the courtyard.  Where we are now, right next to the hill, is usually completely deserted, let alone when everyone is home preparing for solstice celebrations. You know this better than I do. I saw you scan for spy sights. You already noticed it, but there are none here.”
Jude lowers her brows in response but doesn’t serve a rebuttal. Elated as if he’s won a great debate, Cardan jumps right back into his passionate ministrations.
He tugs on Jude’s wrists above her head, sure that they’ll keep. “Hold, please” he sing-songs as Jude notes the wicked gleam in his eyes. She just eyes him warily when he slips a leg underneath her so she straddles it, but he ignores her.
Cardan’s long fingers trace along Jude’s ribs, over her leather vest, until he reaches the bottom and begins untying it. When he pulls it open, he reveals Jude’s shirt, sweat-soaked and clinging to her skin. For a moment, Cardan stands slack-jawed seeing the curves of her body that she usually hides beneath her clothes. When Jude squirms from the cold air, he snaps back to his plan.
Jude tries to remain calm while they kiss again, she only pulls against her restraints a few times when her immediate reaction is to touch Cardan. Cardan keeps his hands roaming everywhere on Jude. He trails fingernails on bare skin and presses the full breadth of his palm over thicker clothing. He hikes his leg and Jude up higher so he can trail his hand down her leg to her boot. There, Cardan removes a dagger that he knows Jude wears every day. He’s watched her dress so many times that he knew exactly where to feel for the handle.
Cardan pauses, relishing their reversed poses for a moment.  He, holding the dagger with Jude held tight to the wall by the vines he grew over the wall.  He almost feels the sense of power bubbling up inside him when he locks eyes with Jude.  She stares hard at him, her eyebrows lowered with neither wariness nor concern. This is the look she gives Cardan when she sees the wheels spinning in his head and she wants him to act a certain way. She stares in absolute concentration as if she can telepathically dictate what he should do.
Cardan brings the knife closer to Jude, but she doesn’t shy away. She seems intrigued, Cardan thinks. Bolstered by her interest, Cardan pulls Jude’s shirt away from her body and slices up the entire front of it.  He lets go of the fabric, letting it fall away so he can admire the lacy bra he saw earlier in their fight.  He leans forward to touch it and feel the detailed embroidery.
“I knew I saw lace earlier in our bout,” he remarks. He cups one of her breasts, heavy and filling his hand.  When he traces his thumb across the fabric tracing the pattern of the lace, he feels her nipple react to his touch. When he lightly pinches her nipple through the fabric, it hardens at the attention. As soon as he does it again, Jude squirms, rolling her hips, seeking friction where her core meets his thigh.
“I always wonder why mortals put such care into lacy undergarments when you don’t see them regularly. By the time you do see the beautiful patterns, the delicate cut–” Cardan traces the edge of the demi cup, letting his finger slip under the edge of the fabric, barely skimming her skin. Jude inhales abruptly, surprised by the sensation. Cardan smirks at the rise he can get from her.  He repeats himself. “By the time one sees beautiful lingerie, it’s removed quickly for other entertainment.”
Cardan suddenly snatches each bra strap and quickly slices through the thin fabric pieces. As Jude lets out an indignant squawk, he drops the knife and slips both hands to Jude’s back, fumbling with the band of her bra, pinching the fabric, scrabbling to feel for the hooks that hold the fabric together.  Unsuccessful, Cardan leans his head down, resting it in the crook of Jude’s shoulder while he doggedly tries again, as if having his eyes closer to what they can’t see will aid him in his task.
Jude’s voice is not pleased when she remarks, “Are you quite finished yet, darling?  The clasps aren’t in the back for this bra. Look down, Cardan.”  And so he does.
There, between her bra cups, nestled so nicely against Jude’s skin is a little plastic clasp enclosure. Cardan’s sigh gives equal measure to defeat and self-censure as he lifts his head to take a closer look.
“I suppose cutting this,” he holds one of the slashed bra straps, “wasn’t necessary then.”  He looks at Jude finally, her knowing smirk matching his chagrined smile.
“No, you overeager fool,” she laughs out.  “Perhaps it’s for the best, though,” she continues. "We need to go to the mortal world anyway today and you can help me purchase a new one there.”  She wiggles her eyebrows playfully at him, a promise for more fun later.
“I suppose we must, then,” he relents, before nuzzling his face against her chest for a moment. While he does, Jude feels the vines loosen from her wrists, freeing her and retreating back over the wall.  Slowly, Cardan lowers her to the ground and lifts his head. He carefully folds her torn shirt back over her chest, holding the edges in place with one hand while Jude laces up her vest.  Their motions, while perfunctory, aren’t emotionless.  Each glance and trailing hand is filled with charged meaning, a promise to spend up that energy later.
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deeperthanswcrds · 3 years
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AN INQUEST ! BROKENCROWNS’ FIRST TASK !
as  the  investigations  at  winterfell begin ,  so  do  the  inquests .  investigators  (  both  of  northern  and  southern  origin ) pull  guests  aside ,  asking  what  questions  they  can  to  try  and  identify  culprits  and  keep the  tenuous  peace.  below ,  is  the  set  of  questions  the  inquisitor  asks .  be  careful what  you  say - as  little  birds  are  known  to  flock nearby ,  particularly  with  the  ravens  missing  their  home .
All muses below, replies go in the order of:  Anthor  Daemon  Dorian  Valarr 
REQUIRED QUESTIONS
what is your full title / occupation ?
“Ser Anthor Lefford, Lord and Knight.” 
“Daemon Aurane Velaryon, Lord of Dirftmark.” 
“Ser Dorian Sand, Knight of the Kingsguard.” 
“Lord Valarr Waters, Master of Whispers.”
what do your friends / loved ones call you ?
“My friends call me “Thor”, I rarely hear anyone call me Anthor these days.”
“Daemon.” 
“Nicknames are for children.” 
“Val but only family. I don’t allow just anyone to call me that.”
where were you born ?
“The Westerlands, I was there but I don’t remember much.” 
“On a ship near Driftmark.” 
“Godsgrace.” 
“Waters is a bastard name for the Crownlands....you tell me where I was born.” 
do you have siblings ?
“I do....in the sense that we have the same parents.” 
“Far too many.” 
“Yes.” 
“Dragons are as fertile as Stags.”
do you have children ? do you want them ?
“I don’t have them but I want them. I want a lot of them.”
“No. Of course I want children.” 
“Children are disgusting.” 
“Dragons are as fertile as Stags. Many dragon seeds have been planted.”
do you have a positive relationship with your family ?
“I don’t think that’s any of your business.”
“Yes, we’re a beacon of strength and unity.” 
“Sure.” 
“I love my family more than anyone in this world.”
do you have any family traditions / memories that you value ?
“....no.”
“For the birth of every child, we come together on the same ship for the birth. We drink and praise the Merling King.” 
“My father gave me my first spear, a man’s spear and told me, ‘you’re not a man until your spear is part of your arm’.”
“We like to sit on dragon eggs and hold hands.”
how do you typically spend a day ?
“I train my mind and body everyday. I’m soon to be married and I want to learn more in the way of being a husband but it seems that’s something a man must learn alone.” 
“I meet with my smallfolk and I hold court. If needed, I’m in King’s Landing. We build the best ships known to man so I spent a lot of time organizing.” 
“I protect the most important people alive. The Prince and Princess of Dorne. When I’m not doing that I train and when I’m not doing that I spend my time enjoying my privacy.” 
“Oh, you know, I collect information and read. Reading is fundamental.”
are you religious ?
“The only Gods that exist are the old Gods.” 
“I am. I suppose.” Daemon shrugged, “I don’t go to the sept or talk to trees or turtles.” 
“Religion is for children.” 
Valarr laughs, his head falling back and his arms wrapping around his middle.
what is your greatest strength ?
“You’ll never see me coming.”
“Sailing.” 
“I’m the greatest swordsman in Dorne.” 
“I’m the smartest man in any room.” 
your greatest weakness ?
“Love.”
“I get irritated very easily.” 
“Temper.” 
“I am a dragon. We don’t have weaknesses.".
describe a hidden talent / little known skill you believe you posess.
“Singing. No one knows but I do enjoy singing.” 
“If you get two people to hold me upside down I can empty a pitcher without spilling one drop.” 
“Dancing and no, I won’t go into it.” 
“I’m a lovely singer, if I wanted to be a disappointment I would travel the realm and sing for a living.” 
do you fall in love easily ?
“No but I would like too.”
“No.” 
“What a stupid question.” 
“...love is a trap.”
do you have someone you would die for ? who?
“I would die for my family.”
“My wife.” 
“My Prince and Princess and Joanna Stark.” 
“My daughter.” 
describe your life five years from now.
“I suppose that I’ll be a father by then, maybe I’ll have some more experiences. “ He wanted to do something to have the North and South united under the Targaryens but he wasn’t an idiot, some things were better left unsaid.
“Four kids, maybe, more ships, and I want to have more added on to the castle.”
“No.”
“I plan on having much longer hair when I get older.” 
do you consider yourself to be a secretive person ?
“I try to be.”
“A man must hold his tongue.” 
“Yes.” 
“I love secrets. Do you want to tell me some secrets? Lets see if I know them.”
is there a secret related to you that you hide from most people ?
“No one knows everything about anyone.” 
Daemon stares for a long moment then rolls his eyes in irritation, “we all have secrets.” 
“Mmm.” 
“Of course, good look figuring them out.” 
do you put yourself before others , or others before yourself ?
“Other first, if I love them.”
“I put my wife first. My family. My King.” 
“I would be a terrible Kingsguard.” 
“Depends on the day.”
do you like yourself ?
“I like me...I suppose.” 
“Of course.” 
“I don’t think about it.”
“I’m delightful.” 
do you believe that you are a good person ?
“Good is subjective. I’m subjectively the best person.”
“Are you?” 
“Yes.” 
“Good is boring.” 
are you a vengeful person ?
“Vengeance can be useful.” 
“Yes.” 
“Yes.” 
“Who? Me? Never.” 
EVENT / PLOT DROP RELATED QUESTIONS -
why  did  you  accept  the  invitation  to  the  coronation ?
“It’s important to be here.” 
“It was either me or my mother. And my mother hates snow.” 
“The  Starks and Martells are family. I go where the Martells require me.” 
“I wanted to play in the snow.” 
what are your impressions of the northern  rulers ? their  home ?
“The North is strong. Our leaders are just as Strong. Winterfell is nice.” 
“I don’t know them. I hate this place though.” 
“I like the walls.” 
“I find Northmen unlikeable but the rulers seem fit. I don’t care for Winterfell.” 
were you partaking in the festivities as an invited guest , or someone in service to an invited guest ?
“Invited guest.”
“I was invited.” 
“In service to House Martell.” 
“I suppose it was an invite but I’m here in service to my King.” 
did you attend both the coronation & the feast ?
“I did. I enjoyed my time.”
“I attended the coronation, came to the feast.” 
“Yes.” 
“No, I was standing on the wall and then I came for food.”
if so , can you account for your whereabouts prior &  during  the  attempted  poisoning  of  queen  freyja  &  king  edrik ? can anyone verify this account ?
“Many of my men can confirm that I was in the hall the entire night.” 
“I went to the glass gardens, I think Lord Quentin Tyrell was there. I was quite drunk.” 
“I was in the hall, someone saw me, ask arond.” 
“I can’t. Sorry. I got drunk and. think I followed a serving woman into a closet.” 
did you see , hear , or overhear anything suspicious that might be useful in the investigation ?
“If I did I would have brought them to my father immediately.”
“I heard that assassins don’t talk about their deeds.” 
“No.” 
“If I knew I would have charged you for the answer.” 
what motive might someone have for setting  the  maesters  tower  ablaze ?
“To throw everyone off.”
“Because Maesters smell funny.” 
“Distraction.” 
Valarr smirked, “maybe they were cold.” 
do you believe these attacks were / will be an isolated incident ? explain.
“Of course not. Someone planned this, someone wants to cause a war and i don’t know why.”
No one would go through all of this for a one time kick. Has to be the beginning of a plan.” 
“Someone else will be attacked, it’s only a matter of time.” 
“Seeing as the assassin failed, I imagine no one is safe.” 
who  do  you  believe  to  be  responsible  for  the  late  king  stark’s  murder ?
“Whoever tried to kill the King and Queen.”
“The dead Maester.” 
“I don’t speculate. It’s dangerous.” 
“Maybe it was you.” 
if you were asked to lay blame upon one of the houses, who would you hold responsible for such a heinous acts ?
“Greyjoys.”
“Starks.” 
“It could be anyone. I hope you find them before I do.” 
“Starks.” 
is  there  any  other  information  of  note  to  share  with  the  inquisitor ? no one has anything sassy to say. 
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ludacryst · 5 years
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Survey Says..
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I'm 5'3, but I sometimes wish I was shorter because of how cute it can be in a relationship. I've watched too much anime, okay?
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) Well, @warpedbelief didn't help me figuring this out because his dragon idea was really cool. However... I'll just stick with cats. I love cats. (I also love dragons..)
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Comfortable. Lol. I mostly wear PJs.
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Final Fantasy series in general. 7 & 9 Specifically. My heart was always with Zelda ALTTP though.
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Erwin, Wiggles, PoF (Power of Friendship, so my friends/family.)
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Caution : Speaks her mind far too often. No filter. Bossy af. Does not cave easily.
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? I don't know.
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Melancholic.
9: Are you ticklish? .....No...?....(Yes)
10: Are you allergic to anything? Lots of stuff. There's a list uploaded somewhere.
11: What’s your sexuality? Heteronormative Bisexual. I used to call it straight with a twist until I figured out there was an actual term for it. Basically, I'm emotionally attracted to men and commonly see myself in a relationship with men. (My Husband, HI.) However, I have similar attractions physically to women, but have never seen myself in a relationship with one other than physically.
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Cocoa or Tea, but I'll drink any of em.
13: Are you a cat or dog person? Cat. 1000% They're chill just like me... once they're older.
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Elf, probably. I love nature, I hate being allergic to it though.
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Nah, I just skim youtube from time to time, no favorite.
16: How tall are you? 5'3.
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? I'd probably keep it in the realm it's already in. So, I'm Crystal. I go by Crys (Chris) so probably Christina.. or anything that could shorten it to Chris of sorts. It's just me.
18: How much do you weigh? 175-190, depends on if I've ate fast food recently or not. More averaged at 186, but it's jumped a lot the past few months. Goal weight is 125.
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Sure. I don't disbelieve. Had a thing when i was a kid a few times that make me think something exists.. whether or not we know what it is.
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space. Stars. I love water don't get me wrong, but I'm more curious about what we can't physically reach.
21: Are you religious? Nah.
22: Pet peeves? Liars, people who try to grind my gears, people saying "I'm going to do it just to spite you." I'm tired of toxicity of people.
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Diurnal. I'm defaulted to Nocturnal, so just eat some edibles and we're in bed by 10pm! :)
24: Favorite constellation? Leo ;)
25: Favorite star? Sirius, it shines the brightest.
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? I don't like dolls. They're creepy.
27: Any phobias or fears? Irrational : Dolls, Being around people. Rational : Heights, Closed Spaces t-t
28: Do you think global warming is real? Fucking. Is this seriously a question? Of course it's real.
29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I actually like to. It gives me hope there's something after death.
30: Favorite movie? I'm not sure I have a favorite movie...
31: Do you get scared easily? Nah, but I love a good jump scare.
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? Christina - My first doggie, passed away when I was in 4th grade. She was a mini collie~ Alexi - My green/yellow parakeet. Passed away at roughly 2-3 years old. Jiggy - My gray/white beautiful DHS big boi kitty. (2006-2016) Momma - My loving calico who picked me over everyone. ;o;  (2006-2018) Wiggles - Adopted from my family, he's a tyrant! He loves his dad more than me tho... [rude] (2016-???)
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] You CC please.
34: What is a color that calms you? Blue. Blue is always relaxing, especially softer/darker blues.
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Travel wise, I want to visit a lot of places. Germany, UK, Canada... more specifically Niagara Falls.. Live wise, if I could, I'd live in Canada. However... I just want to live in the midwest, or east, somewhere more affordable in the US.
36: Where were you born? Ohio!
37: What is your eye color? Blue-gray.
38: Introvert or extrovert? 1000% introverted.
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? I think they're amusing as fuck. I don't believe/follow them 100%. I do like to imagine what it would be like if they were right though. I follow zodiac stuff way more than horoscope.
40: Hugs or kisses? xoxoxo - Preferably hugs, they're for everyone! *HUGS*
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Scotty! ( @warpedbelief )
42: Who is someone you love deeply? @hyphenhero - My husbando.
43: Any piercings you want? I really dunno any more. The only one I've been considering lately is Daith.
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? I don't dislike tattoos and piercings.
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? Cigarettes are disgusting. Be more descriptive of your "smoking." I have marijuana vapes I enjoy.
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Well, I married him.
47: What is a sound you really hate? Anything pitchy. My ears have been killing me the past year or so.
48: A sound you really love? Meow.
49: Can you do a backflip? HAHAHA No.
50: Can you do the splits? Almost did them on accident the other day. It really hurt. (No)
51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Do voice actors count? Because then I'm between two. Johnny Yong Bosch and Matt Mercer.
52: Favorite movie? Wasn't this asked already? I don't have one.
53: How are you feeling right now? Tired.
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? I really want to bleach it blonde again.
55: When did you feel happiest? Maybe when we first moved into our second apartment? The rent was cheaper, it was nice. I miss freedom. Though, I also miss having a full guild of friends and getting along and having fun together.. Man I'm getting old.
56: Something that calms you down? Marijuana primarily. Hugs. Kittens.
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] Anxiety, Depression, Memory issues xD Honestly you should just ask if there's stuff NOT wrong with me.
58: What does your URL mean? It's a nickname a friend gave me 11 years ago. Holy crap. It's been 11 years.
59: What three words describe you the most? Sassy, Bratty, Mom-ish.
60: Do you believe in evolution? Yes.
61: What makes you unfollow a blog? Too much spam/boring content. Stuff I'm not interested in. Sometimes inactivity for years.
62: What makes you follow a blog? Stuff I'm interested in typically.
63: Favorite kind of person: People I can just talk to about anything. I like to talk. I don't like to be pestered and felt bad about not responding right away. I enjoy helping people. So I'm mostly a listener. I like to talk about stuff we're mutually interested in. Sometimes I love people I can debate with but not hate after (reasonable debates.) I guess I'm going to be that guy and copy what my friend said.. "Engaging, but not too much that I’m constantly tired. I like doing nothing, but doing nothing with the right person."
64: Favorite animal(s): Cats. All the cats.
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. I don't really actively follow any specific blog in particular! :x
66: Favorite emoticon: :smirk: (use it on discord... though if you played maplestory, it's an F3 equivalent... )
67: Favorite meme: You said that tho?
68: What is your MBTI personality type? INFJ-T
69: What is your star sign? Leo
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No dog, but you'd be damn right to guess I'd train them.
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? Any of the fluffy pjs with a thin tank top.
72: Post a selfie or two? https://ludacryst.tumblr.com/tagged/me https://ludacryst.tumblr.com/tagged/wedding
73: Do you have platform shoes? Nah. I don't have heels either.
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? My memory is absolutely shit in most situations.  However, in certain and RANDOM AF situations it can be clear as day. If I want to learn/remember something? Forget about it. If I could not care less about something? You'll be damn straight I'll remember it.
75: Can you do a front flip? Lol, no.
76: Do you like birds? Yeah, cept the annoying high pitched ones T_T
77: Do you like to swim? I used to love to. I can't really be in the sun for long any more though.
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Never been Ice Skating! Always wanted to try. I'd probably equally enjoy both.
79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Mosquitoes, Cancer, Violence. On the violence part... It's mostly guns. If we had swordsman style fights - It'd be more interesting.
80: Some thing you wish did exist: Cures to incurables. Cancer, Epilepsy, Autism, etc. (I'm an epilepsy survivor.)
81: Piercings you have? Had an eyebrow piercing, lost it the same month I got it to pink eye.
82: Something you really enjoy doing: Watching television. I miss reading. I have a hard time focusing on reading now.
83: Favorite person to talk to: I have 3! Erwin (@hyphenhero) - My husband~ and my friends Scott (@warpedbelief)  and Brandon.
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? What the fuck is this and why do people use it? inb4 I replaced wordpress with it.
85: How many followers do you have? I don't really check. My Tumblr is mostly for me... and I just restarted fresh these past few months.
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? Maybe if I tried. Used to be able to run one in 6.
87: Do your socks always match? Yeah.
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? HA, Never could.
89: What are your birthstones? Peridot, Sardonyx, Spinel
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Cat? Yes. Spoil me.
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Tulips.
92: A store you hate? Umm.... I don't know if I avoid any stores in particular....
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 1-2. My stomach gets pretty upset.
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly. Definitely. I get lost in my own mind enough.
95: Do you like to wear camo? Situationally.
96: Winter or summer? Winter 100%. Hate the heat. Love the snow.
97: How long can you hold your breath for? I don't know. Like 30 seconds maybe?
98: Least favorite person? They who will not be named. It gives them too much attention.
99: Someone you look up to: I used to look up to my mom a lot. Now I'm more-so my own person, I just do what I can to do right by me and my hubby.
100: A store you love? Uhm.. Any cheap store... I don't really have a favorite. I guess amazon for saving me gas?
101: Favorite type of shoes Skechers.
102: Where do you live? California.
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nah. I love ham too much.
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Cubic Zirconia actually. It's so undervalued but so pretty.
105: Do you drink milk? Used to. Not really much any more.
106: Do you like bugs? Sometimes. But not in the house.
107: Do you like spiders? Sure, they get rid of the bad bugs.
108: Something you get paranoid about? Being followed. Bugs crawling on me.
109: Can you draw: Used to be able to. Not any more.
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? I don't know, I usually tell people anything they ask lol.
111: A question you hate being asked? Any question I had previously already answered, and they just weren't paying attention. Anything related to me/my own working/schooling.
112: Ever been bitten by a spider? Not that I can remember.
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Yeah, it's really relaxing.
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Cloudy, 100%
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: I would like to cuddle Momma right now.. Why you gotta go and make a girl sad for survey thing? (My calico that passed away last year..)
116: Favorite cloud type: Cumulus, Cumulonimbus, and Nimbostratus. Yes I googled them for their names.
117: What color do you wish the sky was? I honestly love the colors the sky is/can be, especially at sunrise and sunset.
118: Do you have freckles? Yes, but you can only see them when I have a tan. So to anyone who hasn't seen me since I was 10, you'd never know I had them.
119: Favorite thing about a person: How they treat people. If they're kind to animals. Eyes. Definitely eyes.
120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits @_@
121: Something you want to do right now: Play Zelda - BoTW on Hard - but... I'm lazy.
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Ocean. But they look best together.
123: Sweet or sour foods? Candies or actual food? Food, sweet. Candies, sour.
124: Bright or dim lights? Dim as you can go without causing me to have seizures over tiny little things.
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? I wish. Dragons would rock my world.
126: Something you hate about Tumblr: Yahoo owning it.
127: Something you love about Tumblr: The freedom it USED to have.
128: What do you think about the least? I dunno, I think about it the least... so it won't naturally come to me.
129: What would you want written on your tombstone? Carpe Diem ....heheheh.
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Why would I name them? Again with the attention thing.
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My Epilepsy. It's shown me who really gives a fuck about me, but also it's taken a lot from me.
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? No, I hate my teeth.
133: Computer or TV? Computer, it offers more.
134: Do you like roller coasters? Never been on one, definitely want to try.
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Sometimes motion sickness, never got seasick tho.
136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Attatched.
137: Do you believe in karma? I like to believe in Karma, but I really feel like people don't get their just desserts :(
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? -5
139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Crys, Crysti, Cryssi, Crysii, Ludacryst, Toxie, Punky, there's probably more but effort.
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? I am unsure.
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Yes. More than one therapist.
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Yes.
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving.
144: What makes you angry? Lots of little things. Dumb things. Mostly the way medical/doctors are here... Our president... a lot of things really.
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? I can barely manage English, you want me to learn more?!
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? I kinda answered this earlier.
147: Are you androgynous? No.
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My eye color.
149: Favorite thing about your personality: I'm more willing to let people go if they make my life worse. I used to be terrible at that.
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. My Mom, Scooter, Matt Mercer.. (shh)
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? ANY ERA WITH KNIGHTS AND KINGDOMS AND WEEEEEEE............ (I like a lot of oldie based shows.)
152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Eh.
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] MapleStory. Not even remotely kidding.
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? Yes. I'm a very touchy person if I trust the person. I prefer hugs on most though. Forehead is pretty sentimental to me.
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Sometimes, yeah.
156: What embarrasses you? My teeth, my weight, a lot of things.
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: People. Crowds. Planes. Heights. New Doctors.
158: Biggest lie you have ever told: If it's the biggest lie I've ever told, do you think I'm going to out myself on social media?
159: How many people are you following? Fuck if I know... I'm too lazy to check.
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? See #159
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? See #159
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? See #159
163: Last time you cried and why: It's been over a lot of things. My health, my families health, my cat, hurting myself, etc.
164: Do you have long or short hair? Medium?
165: Longest your hair has ever been: Just below my shoulders.
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion? Neutral mostly, because you can't prove or disprove a god exists. Just because you haven't seen something does that mean it's not there? Also, just because you believe in something, does it mean that it exists really? I'm agnostic. Though Wicca seems like a more reasonable religion in most aspects (I've dabbled in research, I hope that doesn't offend anyone.)
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Not really. I just care if it's gonna blow up before I die.
168: Do you like to wear makeup? Like? Not usually, it just helps me feel a little better sometimes.
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? Nope.
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? As much as I could.
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Book 1.5 is Available NOW!! - One princess, twenty princes, and one... frog? The path to true love isn't always what you might expect. All my life I've been waiting for my prince charming, but you can't just leave these things up to chance. There are plenty of princes in the Seelie kingdom, but I'm the princess of the Lily Court and someday I will rule. Just because a prince is handsome, or an excellent swordsman, it doesn't mean he's going to be a good co-ruler. Obviously my fairy godmother agrees, because she gave me the christening gift of true love. If I organize a set of challenges for the potential future husband to tackle, she's promised that I'll find my perfect match. So that's just what I have planned, and when a talking frog offers to help me find out what the princes are really like, who am I to argue? Honestly, he's pretty good company, even if he keeps stealing pastries from the castle kitchen. Is there truly a prince out there that will meet all the criteria on my very comprehensive list? Or will I find that true love has been waiting for me all along? - This adorable sweet romance is a retelling of The Frog Prince and is a standalone novella(only 8 chapters) in the Faerie Tale Romance series. If you love Fae, pastries, and sassy animal sidekicks, dive into The Lily Gate today! - Go to my story to see the full cover version. - Go to the @hannasandvig's account for more info on this book & follow her please, she made this beautiful cover! #Bookstagram #KimmersBooks #Book #BookCover #AmReading #IndieBook #Fantasy #PortalFantasy #Romance #FTR #Faes #TLG #TheLilyGate #NewAdult #NA #BooksAreMagic #FaerieTale #FairyTale #Retelling #TheFrogPrince #TFP #BookLover #BookNerd #BooksOfInstagram #BooksOfIg #BookBirthday #CoverReveal https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWPEK_LCjX/?utm_medium=tumblr
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anoddopal · 3 months
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9 and 10 for the s/i ask game! (asking for both the regular timeline and the au timeline! 👀) -gideongrovel
[Link to ask game!!]
Main Timeline
9. Who are your self insert’s closest friends?
Bun’s very closest friends are Ni.co Robin, Tony Tony Cho.pper, and her ✨~flashy~✨ bestie, Bu.ggy the Clown!
The friendship bewteen Silva and Robin has been explained in more depth HERE; but as a whole, they are cut from a very similar cloth. Just your average duo of morbidly curious history buffs who in time- found their respective reasons to live. ❤️‍🩹
Ch.opper is Bun's preferred doctor. He took care of her when she briefly traveled with the St.raw Hats. Bun was rather unwell after the Ala.basta incident, and her pets communicated to the reindeer that she needed help. As a result she adores the little guy [+bonus points in his favor that he's an animal]! They both look up to each other; Bun admires his dedication to his craft, and respects the fact that he is a talented medical professional, despite some of his more childish mannerisms. Ch.opper outright thinks that Silva is cool, if not something of a badass- he always carefully regards the life advice she provides him with. Tony is always happy to translate what Silva's pets say to her! Even a ways off into the future, Bun still goes to him for her significant medical needs; or sometimes Ch.opper makes the trip to her. The little guy may be the only person that Bun earnestly listens to when he scolds her to take better care of herself.
Bu.ggy and Bun were practically instant friends. They initially met when Bu.ggy made a trip to Ala.basta to search for THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE his on-agin-off-again partner, Jinx [@/mothlover69]. Bu.ggy quickly perceived Bun as a secret freak outcast, and Bun couldn't help but think he'd be a fascinating specimen to observe, er, a unique acquaintance to have! In any case, they got along decently well right off of the bat, so much so that Bu.ggy eagerly allowed Bun to live on his ship after she decided she didn't have the heart to keep traveling with the St.raw Hats. Actually, rumor has it that he just shot out his detached hands and scooped her + her pets onto the Big Top sometime before Lu.ffy's crew made it to Jaya!
It would be fair to say that B.uggy is a bad influence on her. It would also be fair to say that she’s as equally of a good influence on him. He’s learned how to be slightly better because of her. For example, the slack he cut for a frightened Transponder Snail at Mar.ineford was due in part to Bun’s impact. Most of the time Bun is the responsible one in their friendship, but in the event she’s not at her best, she has a tendency to feed into Bu.ggy’s nonsense. This was extremely evident when Bun was in a post-breakup[?] depression after Ala.basta, and Bu.ggy chose to enable all of Bun’s bad habits. What, what’s the harm in eating candy and cake for breakfast? Breakfast… three meals a day… HEY, he got her to eat, okay?! Psshh, he was only trying to comfort his friend! That’s what friends do, right? They cheer each other up? [Bless Jinx for rising up as the responsible adult in this specific situation!]
Bun respects Bu.ggy as her friend, but she also tends to call him out on his bullshit. [Nagging is one of her love languages!] Bu.ggy huffs at this tendency of hers, but deep down he knows that she wouldn’t do it if she didn’t really care about him. He very much enjoys the attention she gives him in any context. He furthermore appreciates her authenticity even though he doesn’t always know what to do with her… wholesomeness. Whereas Bun appreciates how she can ease up and laugh around him. In the future, Bun protects him from the wrath of her ill-tempered husbands.
Bu.ggy has been desperate to get his best bun to join his crew for a very long time. After she left with Cro.codile after the battle at Mar.ineford, he had a meltdown due the fact she was gone. [Actually he thought she was dead! They got separated during the battle and never regrouped. When Bun eventually came back a few weeks later to collect some of her belongings that were still on the ship, Bu.ggy legitimately thought he was being haunted by her ghost.] Though the two end up working within close proximity when Cross Gu.ild is formed, Bu.ggy still laments she still didn’t choose to join up with him. Listen, the guy is a better friend to her than most would think- however, that doesn’t mean that he still isn’t just a taaaad selfish. 🙄
Bu.ggy has since added some more pastels to his flashy wardrobe, while Bun can semi-frequently be seen wearing oddly clownish makeup [Bu.ggy uses her face as a canvas when she allows it].
[This answer really only included dynamics with canon characters but I simply must give shoutouts to @/mothlover69’s Jinx and @/jj-exe’s JJ!! They are also Bun’s beloved fwiends.]
10. How do the other characters feel about your self insert and f/o’s relationship?
Most folks are baffled as to why/how Bun and Cro.codile ended up together. They became even more confused when Mi.hawk also married Bun years down the line. Bun is very small and kind- her husbands seem like too harsh of people for somebody like her. [Little do they realize how ridiculously soft the are for bun-]
But given that the three seem outwardly content with their dynamic, the rest of the world can only assume that Bun is extremely powerful, having wrangled two former Warlords of the Sea and all! And that assumption is not wrong. uwu
Robin is glad for her friend. She saw Bun and Cro.codile together during their early days, and she knows firsthand how inseparable they are. Bu.ggy does NOT care for his business associates/his best bun's husbands. They eat up her TIME and ATTENTION!! >:o( And he also secretly worries that they're mean to her like how they are to him!! However, the flashy fool has nothing to worry about.
Somebody -> 🦩 may be not-so-secretly seething with jealousy about the relationship, but the details on that matter are better kept hush-hush.
Forbidden Fruit AU
9. Who are your self insert’s closest friends?
Why, Bun’s very best friend in this timeline is the good doctor, D.oc Q! Ca.tarina D.evon and Ku.zan are also quite close with her.
D.oc Q is her ride or die. They have that Horse Girl [or uh, Horse Boy in this case?] 🤝 Rabbit Girl connection. They are both chronically ill [ofc Doc's health issues are much more dire] and count on their prey animal pets to get by: he has his horse Stronger🐴 [mobility aid] and Silva has her lapin🐰 Stratus [ESA]. Doc has a way of knowing what's amiss with Bun before she even knows herself- he furthermore was able to pick up on some of her health issues that she didn't initially disclose to him. Bun assists him with his work when needed- D.oc Q has the MD degree and Bun has the bedside manner, lol. Though she mostly helps him take proper care of Stonger, which is something he is eternally grateful for.
It was Doc who first started referring to Silva as "lucky", which is a judgement that has stuck, though Bun denies it. Bun will sing with others, but Doc is the only person she will sing to. He insists that her low-toned warbles are soothing, that the sound helps him feel better when he's sick. The often have deep discussions about death and the fragility of life. If D.oc Q's mantra is "memento mori", then Bun-Bun Silva is soon to follow with a gentle "memento vivere".
When Ca.tarina Devon first joined the crew, Bun was ecstatic! Being surrounded by a bunch of men all the time was… a bit exhausting, so finally having a woman around was a nice change of pace. Of course, Devon is as rotten as the rest of them, but she found that she couldn’t possibly rain on Bun’s parade. Turns out it’s nice to have a platonic “gal pal” to share the AFAB experience with. They’re both LGBT+, they manifest ~queen~ energy together, and Devon continuously tries to teach Bun how to live the: Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss 💅 way of life. However, Bun is a bit too kindhearted to really adapt that approach to herself. So Devon has to settle for engaging Bun in juicy gossip- which Bun is juuuuuust petty enough to indulge in. 💖💜💅✨
Ku.zan and Silva are alike in ways that set them apart from their other crew members. Both have a capacity for compromise and compassion. They are disenchanted with the World Government; they found they could seek their own freedom and fulfill their own needs by aligning themselves with Bla.ckbeard. Out of everyone else they’re the most socially acceptable out of the bunch. Ku.zan had his world turned on his head, which is a feeling of despair that Bun can relate to on a deep level. She’s always interested to hear what his life was like when he was a Marine, and she always chuckles bitterly when she relates to how his perspective was forced to change. Ku.zan enjoys her ability to match his dry humor- but the ice puns get a little repetitive. Overall they have a seemingly casual, yet actually rather close, friendship!
Oh! And Bun tends to give the latter two unwarranted relationship advice. "You know Devon, maybe you'd have a girlfriend if you didn't keep trying to behead every date you've landed since you've been a free woman! 💀 And Ku.zan! Please tell me you didn't try the 'big bazongas' cold opening on another poor woman again-"
10. How do the other characters feel about your self insert and f/o’s relationship?
The rest of the Bla.ckbeard Pirates wholly support Silva and La.ffitte as a couple! Their union was a product of destiny after all- the two were simply meant to be. None of them would ever deny that fact or attempt to get in the way of their relationship. They’re the crew’s resident lovebirds. [It helps that La.ffitte, in a terrifyingly cheerful manner, makes it clear to any potential newcomers he and his beloved wife are strictly exclusive… and any person who attempts to challenge that will be dealt with accordingly.]
… Though in the beginning, the crew were almost certain Bun would end up with D.oc Q, given how close they are. But it seems fate had other plans in store!
And as for the rest of the world; as for everyone that was close to Bun before she became involved with Te.ach's crew? They're very concerned. The Bun they knew would never associate with a person like that! Something must be wrong. Something must have gone horribly wrong.
... Sir Cr.ocodile is filled with so many regrets...
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sabinasanfanfic · 7 years
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Hakuōki Ask Meme
Thanks to @shenanigumi for the tag! It’s about to get real in terms of my love for Hakuōki...
How and when you got into this glorious fandom: I was introduced to this fandom in June 2016. I had purchased a Playstation Now subscription and came across Hakuouki: Tales of the Shinsengumi. I was intrigued because I knew a little of the Shinsengumi (thanks to Rurouni Kenshin) and began to play. Partway through my playthrough of Hijikata’s route, I came across the entire Hakuōki series on Hulu and binge watched it all. Color me obsessed. 
Favorite character in terms of development: I’m most drawn to Okita’s storyline. He goes from a bullied, closed-off little boy to a bad ass swordsman who eventually learns to let down his defenses a little, especially around Kondō and Chizuru. Plus, my heart just aches with the touch of tragedy called Tuberculosis. 
The character you’d get along with most irl: I would probably get along with Heisuke because I feel like he would get along with practically anybody. I would also get along with Saitō because we are so similar. I’ll explain more in the next question.
The character(s) you are most like: Hijikata and Saitō. In terms of Hijikata, I’m a mama (I have a son and am seen as the caretaker among my friends) and protective of those I love and hold dear. I tend to take on a lot of responsibility and sometimes will give and give until I literally have nothing left. I’m introverted and fiercely loyal. I feel and care a great deal more than I let on because I also realize that emotions are dangerous things to share because people can take advantage of them. I have very strong convictions and stand by them. I write. I have a difficult time being vulnerable, and when I am, it’s a good indication that I trust you. I also have quite the temper and have been told I’m scary when I’m angry. I’m like Saitō in terms of loyalty and introvertedness as well. Where Hijikata is sassy and is often vulgar in saying what he means, Saitō says what he means in a much more diplomatic manner. I’m like Saitō in this regard (it’s the counselor in me). I can get my point across without being rude and vulgar, but in such a way that the person knows exactly where I stand. I’m also quiet most of the time, so when I choose to speak, what I have to say is rather important (at least to me). I think a great deal and observe everything around me - analyzing. And when shit is about to go down (especially at work), you can count on me to jump in and assist.
Least favorite character: Kodo. I really see nothing redeeming about him. 
Personal favorite husband: Hijikata. I love everything about him.  
Favorite route: Okay...confession time. I actually haven’t finished playing the game. Due to financial issues, I had to cancel my Playstation Now subscription, so I didn’t even get to finish Hijikata’s route. Everything I know about the fandom I have gleaned from the anime, movies, Hakumyu, and fellow members of the fandom. One of these days, I will be able to finish playing the game! And maybe I can get my hands on the other games because I do need to play a Yamazaki route!
Who you wish had a route: I don’t know if I have anyone else I really wish had a route, though I think a Shiranui route would be interesting.
Least favorite route: I can’t say yet since I haven’t played them all.
Favorite Chizuru ship: Hijikata. Mostly because I love Hijikata, so I will prefer him in all things. Plus, I’m all for the slow burn and fluff. 
Top 3 ships overall: HijiChi. My first favorite. A very close second is KazaSen (thanks @alley-cat-sunflower!). I really don’t have a third, though I did read a fic that was HijiSai that was intriguing and while I wouldn’t consider it a pairing I fully ship, I could see it working.
Do you write/draw/contribute to the fandom in some way? If not, do you have any recommendations? Link us to them: Yes! I write! I was honored to get the chance to collaborate with fellow fandom member @shell-senji, which produced a fic that I’m very proud of. It was also out of my comfort zone - I don’t write humor usually. You can find me at Fanfiction.net as well as AO3. I hope to have more content up soon!
I think everyone has been tagged that I know at this point so...looking forward to everyone else’s answers!
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anoddopal · 3 months
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I made some userboxes for my romantic OP F/Os!! 💕☠️💕
[Intended for my personal use only!]
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anoddopal · 5 months
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Sir Cro.codile: I hate people.
Drac.ule Mi.hawk: I hate people.
Bun-Bun Silva: I hate people.
And then the three of them got ✨~married~✨!!
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anoddopal · 7 months
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Me: I am a staunch monogamist.
Me: [*ends up being in TWO OT3/closed poly ships*]
Me: Okay fine but it’s NOT gonna happen a third time-
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anoddopal · 8 months
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trembling in my socks out of fear that every time i check discord there will be a fresh pirate jumpscare waiting to send me into a tachycardia episode
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anoddopal · 6 months
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i should infodump some more. in regards to the two ex-warlords and their rabbity wife that they struggle to wrangle.
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