If the clown is a brutal and easy to use the other survivors that is not the imposter to get off of your computer and you can get ready for the bikes and get a renewable energy to go up to your own home in a few months or longer and have a cat Microwave for the next few days and then I was going on and off for the next few days.
Oh! How lovely when the sandfalls reach the wind cliffs does the ink mouse trip in the labyrinth of time? as the glass planets align do the strings scream in pearls? does the gove of a lamb fit the barrel of a library? do the trees of brick outweigh the snakes of hate?
I didn't understand a bunch of sentences in the first chapter of Moby Dick but it basically went like this:
Love water! Water is awesome! I'd kill myself if not by the ocean. Everyone loves water!! Would you go to the Niagara if it was a sandfall?? Of course not! Bunch of losers who have never been on set sail and also a bunch of losers who pay to be on a boat. I always go as a sailor because my kink is being ordered around and sometimes being punched by my superiors. Mad respect to cooks. I guess looking for the whale seemed cool.
Even if Angel Island is the most peaceful chill place ever it's still got so sooo many hazards.. Knuckles has to have gotten injured so many times learning to navigate the place all on his own as just a kid. Thinking about the fact that he had to go through Lava Reef to reach the Hidden Palace... How many times has he made that trip? Does he always get through unscathed? The lethal tar pits and ancient traps in Marble Garden, the quicksand and sandfalls of Sandopolis, the falling icicles in Ice Cap...
Even if the place is void of predators there are still so many places where a wrong step means getting seriously hurt...
Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it?
Look buddy, I get your point and I too am a big fan of water - but seriously?
Would I go to see three waterfalls (sandfalls?) made of sand, between 69-187 feet high and with a rough combined length of 3,409 feet end to end? Made of sand?
Hell fuckin' yes I would, that sounds absolutely fascinating! I mean you'd for sure want eye protection and so on but. Yeah. Of course people would travel to see that. Especially if said giant sandfall were somehow just a feature of the landscape (as opposed to a brief result of a storm/earthquake/etc.) that would be super interesting, obviously.
*More sand is pushed to reveal wood flooring and more sand falls forth quickly burying any sight of the floor. It would seem the library has a beach room. Perhaps the Sand eating anons could come by and help try to remove the sands? (I wouldn't eat the sand... It tastes unlike any normal sand.) ....Wait is the leak getting worse? The sandfall rate has increased ever so slightly.*