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girl are you sure???????????????
#HOLY SHIT#GIRL ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY OH MY GOD#natural hormone of happiness YEAH SHE SURE DOES LOOK HAPPY.. MHM...
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I drove to work today and near the end of the drive it started snowing and only then did I realize my fucking left (THE SIDE I DRIVE ON) windshield wiper blade had FALLEN THE FUCK OFF (I called my mom n apparently it's sitting on the ground next to where I park my car) AND LIKE LUCKILY I WAS BASICALLY AT WORK BY THEN BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
#my dads gonna bring it to me whilw im at work and fix my car so i can drive home#that was just like. damn. what the fuck
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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fuck him up friday!!! reblog to fuck him up
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.
having sex with iTunes
#obsessed with how they sent this ask to neil cicirega himself#tho i guess in 2014 he was the potter puppet pals guy primarily#and was also prolly just a tumblr guy#same way bitches send freaky asks to every popular tumblr user#still fucking wild looking back
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
#i cant even name 5 celebrities#like. uh#taylor swift... ed sheeran...#...#THATS ALL I GOT!#is markiplier a celebrity bcs if yes then i can name THREE!#genuinely who goves a fuck abt celebrities#i know ed sheeran bcs hes british#i lnow taylor swift bcs everyone talking abt her right now n when ppl stop talking abt her ill forget she exists again#markiplier is the only one id care about ever#and i dont know if he even counts as a celebrity?? is he popular outside of youtube fans??? idk????#i dont even watch his videos anymore i just used to#if markipliers a celebrity then i had one celebrity crush in my entire life#when i was like 14#dawg who the fuck even are the big celebrities
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in light of a recent (13/03) poll I misread:
#50% less but NOT in a skinny way#MAKE ME SHORTER#TAKE ALL 50 PERCENT STRAIGHT FROM MY HEIGHT#I WANNA BE SHORTER#TAKE IT
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Y'know I'm actually having a very bad time right now.
#kinda wish someone would tell me they love me#kinda wish someone well tell me itll all be okay#even if they dont mean it. even if i dont know them#i think i really need to hear it right now#i just really need someone to pretend to love me#even if its just one sentence saying they love me#i think i rlly need that right now#well hey maybe someday ill find someone whose willing to love me despite how much i suck#loving me is work. maybe someday someone wont see it that way though?#probably not. oh well
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Propaganda post for both of them
#while the propogands towards karkat is strong ill have to go with herobrine#sorry karks. herobrine can bald trees and thus can probably bald you too
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