i drew this like a month ago and i am TERRIFIED to post anything on here but ive been convinced

drawing this has been on my mind all day so now i’m burdening y’all with it too

(meme template by kupahdraws on twit)

mutuals is this sallowgraham core

YEAH RIGHT. HE FUCKING LOVES ME.

Edward Sallow was born in 2226. His family originated from near the Boneyard in the New California Republic. After his father was killed by raiders, his mother sought protection from the Followers of the Apocalypse when Sallow was two years old. She worked at the Boneyard Library as a cook and cleaner, where he learned how to read and took free courses. Sallow became an anthropologist and linguist, and was sent east to the Grand Canyon on his first expedition when he was 20 years old. Joined by a physician named Bill Calhoun, he was assigned to learn the dialects of local tribes. They met up with Joshua Graham, a Mormon missionary who already knew several dialects and planned to teach Sallow. [X] Joshua Graham was born in New Canaan, a Mormon community established in what remained of the city of Ogden, Utah. He grew up in peaceful times, learning the trade of a missionary and an interpreter, due to his natural aptitude for languages. In 2246, Graham received the mission call for his sacred service, to spread the good word to the people of the wasteland. By the time he left his home, he was already fluent in several tribal dialects. His knowledge made him a natural choice when the Followers of the Apocalypse asked for assistance in their expedition to the Grand Canyon. Graham departed Canaan, following the Long 15 and 89 south towards Arizona, meeting Calhoun and Sallow on the way, sent by the Followers to provide education to local tribes and study their dialects. [X]

im not even a sallowgraham shipper, I just find it hilarious to think that Joshua being set on fire was just their really dramatic divorce

But Iike imagine if Joshua wasn't even aware that it was a marriage, and it was just one sided the whole time. Fuckin hilarious to me.

The desire to project hard onto Vulpes as child of divorced Sallowgraham is strong.

My parents weren’t fascists or evil or Mormons. I just feel like it’s a neat way to put it

If I do anything for as long as the FNV brainrot lasts, I hope I can spread sallowgraham/veronicass propaganda

i wanna add divorced sixjosh to my courier’s lore for rule of funny but divorced sallowgraham is also hilarious to me. clearly this means i must make their history together the most toxic triad known to man

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) / Sierra DeMulder, “Your Love Finds Its Way Back" / Fallout: New Vegas (2010) / Stephan Batchelor, “Buddhism without Beliefs: A Contemporary Guide to Awakening”

When your ex won't stop sending you letters

slappies

joshua at edward after being thrown into the grand canyon

Caesar’s dad did not get shot to pieces when his son was a toddler just for me to exclude Ethel Cain’s Crush of “good men die too, I’d rather be with you” fame from the sallowgraham playlist

sallowgraham replied to your post “forbidden-alchemist replied to your post “who let Chris Avellone...”

its probably a joke tbh. and if hes not apart of a company i say he has a right to bash on another company.

how is saying “fuck you” to a company, who’s twitter also follows you, a light hearted joke. i also never said he couldn’t do it. i just personally find it in bad taste lmao.

Fiery breakup huh

my oc tom is a piece of shit fun fact

oh worm??? my oc ezra is also a piece of shit but he’s doing his best

twinsies