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ezekiel13 · 7 hours
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Damn I really wanna eat soup
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ezekiel13 · 1 day
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i feel like the fact that rex was caesars dog at one point is so overlooked and thats insane, how do you have a dog that hates hats when half of your subordinates wear hats
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ezekiel13 · 2 days
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i feel like the fact that rex was caesars dog at one point is so overlooked and thats insane, how do you have a dog that hates hats when half of your subordinates wear hats
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ezekiel13 · 2 days
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ezekiel13 · 3 days
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night skay are like shooting stars
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Featuring myself and @gay-teenage-idiot , photo by @ezekiel13 (I promise our hair dye like this was not intentional)
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ezekiel13 · 4 days
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look at my cat velvet
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ezekiel13 · 4 days
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yall if i hear shape of you on the radio one more time im gonna have.
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ezekiel13 · 4 days
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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
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ezekiel13 · 4 days
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If I knew how to make mods they would all be stuff like…
Little Caesar's: He's small now. Like the size of a nuka cola. Choosing a dialogue option that mentions this results in the entire Legion turning hostile.
Mysterious Benny: Replaces the Mysterious Stranger with Benny. Instead of always shooting your enemies there is a 50% chance he will shoot the Courier again instead. He's a wild card.
Let The Cow Kill: Lets you assign brahmin to the guard posts in your fallout 4 settlements.
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ezekiel13 · 5 days
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jurasssic park is so cool, less in a "dinosaurs are cool" way and more in a "the themes about capitalism and science going too far are cool", although the dinosaurs are still cool
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ezekiel13 · 5 days
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I’d like to formally apologise to everyone who follows me for one specific thing I’m too insane for that
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ezekiel13 · 6 days
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fallout new vegas is great cuz my best friends are a widowed soldier in his 20s going through a midlife crisis and a silly little robot with abandonment issues, a license plate, and a dream
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ezekiel13 · 7 days
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No actually that’s real
Genuine thing a man said to me at work today:
Me: “any dietary requirements or allergies”
Him: “No I’m a Christian”
Does accepting Jesus Christ as our lord and saviour make you immune to having allergies??? Can Christians not be vegetarian?
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ezekiel13 · 7 days
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i was put on this earth to wear sexy little fashionable outfits that the general consensus doesn't really get
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ezekiel13 · 7 days
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I got servitorized at Claire's!!!
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ezekiel13 · 7 days
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Genuine thing a man said to me at work today:
Me: “any dietary requirements or allergies”
Him: “No I’m a Christian”
Does accepting Jesus Christ as our lord and saviour make you immune to having allergies??? Can Christians not be vegetarian?
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ezekiel13 · 7 days
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Fighting you I do not understand caravan at all
Ringo why are you so confusing??
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ANYTHING FOR YOU JOSH
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