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duckymcdoorknob · 9 months
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OKAY OKAY GOTCHA
Soooooo
a small and a medium with tanaka from haikyuu pls👉👈 !!
I AM USNG THIS ONE AS AN EXCUSE TO WRITE WHATS BURNING IN MY BRAIN RN
ILY anon I hope you enjoy
(P/N) stands for pet name bc I can’t think of a weird ass one that he’d use
CASUALLY REALIZES I DIDNT FOLLOW THE PROMPT AFTER WRITING A WHOLE THING OH NO I HOPE ITS OKAY
CW BELOW THE CUT: bug mentions! World’s most tiny suggestive joke.
♫ -ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ⍴ᥱrᥴ᥆ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆r- ☕️
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A blood curdling scream sent your boyfriend scrambling to get to you. His socked feet pounded against the hardwood of his kitchen floor, knocking over a stool in the process. He dove around corners, damn near taking his head off every time he did so. He scrambled up the stairs, and finally reached the outside of the locked, bathroom door.
“(Y/N)!?” he called out in urgency, going to turn the lock.
“RYU!” You yelp. “HELP!”
“What’s wrong?!” His tone was laced with concern and fear as he jiggled the doorknob. To his dismay, it was locked.
“(P/N), the door is locked! I can’t get in!”
“FUCK!” You exclaimed, before another squealing scream left your lips.
“What’s the matter? Honey, I can’t help if I don’t know what’s wrong.
“THERE’S A BIG, SCARY BUG ON THE FLOOR!” You squealed as you continued to inch away from it.
Tanaka sighed heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance. Well, now he knew that you weren’t in any immediate danger. Granted, you were clinging onto the wall like spider man, but you wouldn’t sustain any real injuries from a fall that short. “I cant come kill it unless if you unlock the door.” He replied calmly.
“YES YOU CAN! IT’S A BASIC DOOR LOCK.” You yelled through the wall.
You were right. Your lover examined the lock and noticed that it was merely a basic lock, which lacked the need for a key. He retreated to his bedroom and looked for anything flat. His piggy bank was empty, his father kept all of the screwdrivers locked away from him, and he had no credit cards.
With a grunt of irritation, Ryu bounded back down the stairwell, grabbing a butter knife from the drawer. Before sprinting back upstairs, he grabbed a bottle of insect repellent. He jammed the knife in the lock and turned it, then waited to open the door.
“You decent, babe?” He asked, fingers prepped and ready on the handle.
“I mean as much as my skimpy towel can cover, yeah.”
Tanaka turned the knife in the lock and easily freed the door, covering his eyes slightly as he entered the room. Then, he saw you. You were cowering in the corner with your towel barely covering your body. The “giant” bug was merely a small beetle, vibing on the tile floor.
Nonetheless, this beetle scared his partner, so now it must die.
He prepped himself in front of you holding the can of repellant. Before he could spray it, a gentle splash of water was flicked past him. Tanaka stared back at you, slowly and dumbfounded. “Did you really think that would work?!” He hissed.
You glared at him and pulled your towel up a bit more.
“Here, watch.”
He carefully sprayed the bug once, causing it to open its wings and close them a few times. The proud look on your boyfriend’s face melted away as you stare at him knowingly “Okay- Don’t judge! I’ve never done this before!”
You rolled your eyes, indicating wordlessly for him to spray it once more. Tanaka obliged and continued to spray, waiting to see if the beetle was dead.
Instead of dying, the beetle decided to get angry and flutter around the room. As it fluttered, you jumped a bit, dropping your towel slightly. You rushed to get it, and cover yourself with Tanaka, so quickly that you barely noticed you had dragged him off of his feet.
As the balls of his feet left the ground, you finally registered what would happen.
With a comedic “splash”, the two of you lay in the bathtub you had just been using for your shower, soaked to the bone and giggling.
Your boyfriend looked at you with a cocky smile. “Y’know, (Y/N), if you wanted to take a bath together, you could’ve just asked me.”
You shoved his head under the water.
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crybabykento · 3 years
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Hinata nods eagerly, head bopping up and down in a yes formation as fast as he could. Mouth filling up with saliva that he quickly swallows as he watched you grab his cock in your tiny hand. Yes.. please. Please princess? I’d love that.
Tanaka watches as you turn yourself around, face down in Hinata’s lap while your ass is up in his face. When you beg a smirk appears on Tanaka’s face as he nods. Good puppy. Take his fuckin cock in your mouth. Show my friend how good you can fuck him with your mouth while i fuck this tight little pussy. He frees his cock from his shorts and lines it up at your entrance. Pushing in slowly, feeling your tightness wrap around him and he lets out a groan. His hand reaching over to grab a fistful of your hair to guide you along hinata’s cock.
- Tanak (and Hinata) 🏐
i giggle a bit at how eager hinata is, eyes fluttering shut as i start licking at the tip, wrapping my lips around the head and sucking, looking up at him through half-lidded eyes. i feel myself clench around nothing at ryu's words, eyes widening and moaning pitifully around hinata's cock as he sinks into me. i gag a bit when ryu grabs my hair, digging my nails into hinata's thighs as i take more of him in my mouth.
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timetocollect · 5 years
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° ˖ ╱ HIRAI MOMO, MINATOZAKI SANA, CAMILA LOW, PARK SOOYOUNG  ࿐ thank you for reaching out to the society yoko, jules, jaden & mason. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ yoko tanake, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your ex girlfriend posting your number under drakes ig account. we have taken it upon ourselves to help you by making sure she never types again and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a genius apple employee, & your fear of the dark and that you sell stolen merchandise ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 hirai momo, she/her 」 
⋆࿐✩ jules saito, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to pay your dealer back. we have taken it upon ourselves to remove the dealer from the picture and protect your reputation and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a medical student, & your fear of heights and the time you got high with a college professor to steal answers to a test ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「minatozaki sana, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ jaden ocampo, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to get away from a crazy ex. we have taken it upon ourselves to help you change your identity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a barista, & your fear of the dark and that you spit into rude customers drinks ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 camila low, she/her 」 
⋆࿐✩ MASON RYU, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your ALMOST KILLING A SEVEN YEAR OLD WITH PEANUT BUTTER. we have taken it upon ourselves to DROP THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a DAYCARE WORKER, & FEAR OF SMALL ANIMALS AND SCRATCHING CHRIS HARRISON’S CAR ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 PARK SOOYOUNG, SHE/HER 」
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