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razorblade-kiss55 · 2 years

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Hollywood misfits

Ch.3

Firstly hi hello ! Sorry it took me forever to get this one out. But I think this has been my favorite one yet! As usual I hope you like it and let me know any opinions or suggestions !! :)

Warnings: language, drinking, angst !!

Word count: 2.6k

The air was stale and the chatter was loud enough to almost drown out the bad 80s tunes playing over the loud speaker as you walked into the outdated but over populated bowling alley.

You all piled in getting shoes and breaking off into groups to start games. That didn’t last long though. You knew your new found friends weren’t just gonna bowl not normally at least.

Of course soon after you arrived the drama ensued. Jeff and Spike had obviously gotten a permit to film this skit. But for some reason they decided to not inform any of the patrons, of the spot where you all were currently.

Some guys who supposedly were very serious about bowling did not take too kindly to everyone skateboarding down the lanes, throwing balls every which way, and just the overall hijinks that were taking place.

They seemed like really tough dudes… for bowlers at least. You stayed back watching from afar as the scene unfolded. Johnny and Preston were trying to defuse the situation. While Chris was just standing there agitating them, making every possible joke to offend these guys. You couldn’t really make out what they were saying. You did however notice one guys face get very red right after chris busted out laughing. The dude lunged ay him causing Chris to bolt it naturally.

He was running around dodging every table and person, still laughing as he was being chased. Soon enough your friends and the mangers all got the guy, and ejected him and his friend. So of course you returned to acting like idiots.

You weren’t sure how you ended up in this situation. But alas here you were sat criss cross on a skateboard in the middle of a bowling alley.

Suddenly you felt a helmet slide onto your head. Looking up you see Bam crouching down coming into view as he buckled the chin strap for you.

He didn’t say anything just smiled and slapped the side of the helmet jumping up, walking back to the group.

You obviously had the “why am I doing this?” And “oh god I’m gonna die” thoughts. But you had seen Ryan do the same stunt and it went well and looked kind of fun. So you found yourself volunteering not even fully sure why.

“Ready champ?” Johnny said from behind placing both hands either of your shoulders. You look up too see him peering down at you.

“Let’s do it.” You responded looking forward to see all the pins automatically setting up at the end of the lane. Before you could think Johnny was rolling you ahead with all of his force, he finally let go and you went flying.

In the blink of an eye you were toppling over the pins, and landing into the pit behind them. You flopped over, limbs everywhere.

The guys cheered and clapped, just like they did for Ryan, on their way to rescue you from your predicament.

“Yo get me outta here!” You chuckled trying to maneuver out but failing miserably.

“Hey you hit every pin at least.” Chris commented laughing as a few of them grabbed your arms hoisting you up.

You landed swiftly on your feet directly in the circle of boys. They all

Stopped for a moment waiting for you to speak up. “Well that was fun!” You boasted full of adrenaline. Johnny let out the loudest cackle as everyone followed suit.

You didn’t know why, you genuinely thought it was fun. None the less you joined the laughter as you all headed back to the floor of the bowling alley.

You dusted yourself off before plopping down on one of the many spinny seats. Letting out a deep breath as you noticed the guys still goofing off. They were throwing balls at each other as they skateboarded into the pins as well. You just laughed shaking your head.

You heard a throat clear, catching your attention you looked up to see steve-o stood over you.

You smiled sweetly, as he sat down in the seat next to you. “What’s up Stevie”

“Stevie?” He rasped out in a shocked tone.

You just chuckled in response “ I don’t know! It just popped in my head” you shrugged

He just chuckled no response, leaving you to guess what he was thinking yet again.

“So I just got word theres suppose to be a major party in the city tonight.” He said propping his elbow on the back of the chair resting on his hand.

“Oh really?” You questioned perking up a bit. “A party finally, thank you God!“ you thought

“Yup, I think we’re all going. You’re coming with”

You were shocked by him basically demanding you join them to the party. But it honestly didn’t bother you, which was strange. You hated to be told what to do. Maybe it was because you were excited to go out nonetheless you decided to play it cool. You just nodded your head, trying to look like you were contemplating it knowing damn well you were definitely going.

“Could be cool I guess” you respond cringing to yourself at your obvious attempt at trying to be nonchalant.

He smiled big not saying anything as he stood up running back over to the guys.

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You all had went back to the hotel to chill out, eat and eventually you took the best nap you’d had in a while. The guys were obviously over the moon when talking about the party. You’d think they’d been depraved of water, but in this case the water was partying. You were just glad they would be getting out of this cramped hotel.

You were all leaving at about 8pm to head into downtown for the party. Now it was almost 6 so you decided to shower and scrub the days sweat off. You threw on your low rise jeans and small tank tank top. Topping it all off with a few different necklaces and bracelets stacked on top of each other.

You all gathered downstairs eventually of course long after the time you initially planned for. You weren’t annoyed though, just along for the ride. You ended up talking to wee-man in the lobby for a long time, just about life he was someone you really had enjoyed getting to know so far.

Finally you all had piled into the multiple cars and made your way into town. This time you rode with Johnny. He was driving while you sat passenger, Dave and Ehren were currently occupying the backseats.

“Ya ever listen to the Ramones sweetheart?” Johnny questioned from the driver seat.

You lulled your head towards his direction nodding a few times. “Of course I do.”

He just grinned turning up the dial on the radio blaring “sheena is a punk rocker”

You rolled down your window letting the night air flow through as he zoomed down the dead road before the traffic hit. You were just scream singing along, dancing around in your seat as your hair blew around in the wind. You almost forgot the guys were there, it was always so easy for you to get lost in your own world, and now was no exception.

The rest of the car ride felt cathartic in a way for you it was nice to let loose and feel like no body cared if you did. You looked to the guys riding with you and there were just nodding along to the music, jamming out just like you.

As you all arrived to the large mansion absolutely swarming with cars, you took a deep breath trying to prepare yourself for the chaos. As usual. Everyone had pulled up at the same time so you all handed off the keys to the valet and made your way inside. Initially you felt fine. Johnny had opened your door for you, right after he flicked Dave’s arm for not opening it sooner because he was sat behind you.

The rest of the guys approached and you all headed for the door. There were people scattered every which way but it felt like they all stopped and stared when you were walking inside with the cast of Jackass. They were the notorious chuckleheads of Hollywood. The ones everyone goofed on, but secretly wanted to be their best friends.

So of course when you, of all people walk in with them everyone does a double take. It was becoming a little more unnerving you had to admit. But you weren’t gonna let that stop your fun. You all walked In as a group but of course dispersed through-out the house once fully entering.

You walked off immediately seeing double doors leading straight to a bar in the backyard. You were antsy for a drink, that would hopefully calm your nerves.

Once reaching the outdoor area you noticed a large pool and tons of people swimming. Shortly after you ordering a tequila shot or two. You were standing at the bar a new cocktail in hand just keeping to yourself and nodding to booming house music. You felt a hand grasp at your shoulder trying to get your attention.

You turned around to see Bam standing there with a drink of his own in hand.

“Hey!” You yelled turning to fully face him.

“Sup hot stuff” you furrowed your brows for a brief moment, caught off guard by the nickname. Just as fast as the emotion appeared on your face it was gone.

“Havin fun?” You questioned sipping your drink as one elbow was back leaning against the bar.

“Not until we’re in that pool.” He said pointing straight to it.

“Oh fuck off” you chucked in response.

He laughed slightly as he stood just staring at you expectantly. “I’m not jumping in the pool!” You protest “I am not drunk enough for that.”

“Cmon it’s what it’s there for! Ya know to swim in.” He whines sarcastically

You shake your head repeatedly, standing your ground.

“Pleaseeee” he drug out still begging you to go swimming.

“Bam Bam! Get over here you gotta see this!” You heard Knoxville yell from across the yard. He looked back nodding to him giving him a thumbs up, before turning back to you. “This isn’t over.” He grinned mischievously as he scurried off.

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It had been a while since you had seen any of the other guys. You were shocked by how big the house was it made it impossible to find anyone. Although you did spot Dave and Chris dancing like absolute psychos in the one of the living rooms surrounded by people. It was quite entertaining for you and your continually more blurred state.

You did notice however, that it seemed Bam was always near. You weren’t quite sure why, maybe he just liked hanging out with you? Every few minutes someone would come over yelling for him, and without fail every time he was back over by you after a few minutes. You didn’t mind though the company was nice in a room full of strangers besides the other guys and few familiar faces floating about.

You ended up roaming around as you were bored just sitting on the couch in the corner. You couldn’t help but wonder where steve-o was. The thought confused you, maybe it was the alcohol? Or maybe the way he always seemed to leave you wondering more and more about him. It was strange too that you hadn’t seen him considering he was the one who invited you.

You headed outside, deciding to try and find a quite spot to get some fresh air. Almost like clockwork as your rounded the corner of the side of the house you ran straight into a familiar body. You stumbled back losing your bearings only for a second before catching yourself. “Christ Im sorry” you slurred out

Looking up you realized it was steve-o who you had just bumped into. He just huffed barley looking at you “just pay attention” he mumbled before beginning to walk away.

It must’ve been the alcohol because before you could realize you were storming after him. “Uh Uh hey!” You croak out

You walked up fast before he reached the party again. Luckily it was a big backyard so no one was close by. As you approached you grabbed the sleeve of his shirt slightly yanking him back. He stumbled back turning around quickly.

“What the fucks your problem you ass?” You question him hostilely.

He still had an unreadable yet intense look on his face as he just stared back at you. He got closer and closer not in your face but enough to make you feel strange. The silence he was giving you was driving you absolutely insane. “You invite me here first of all and second of all-“

“Exactly!” He said back in response

“I invited you here! So why are you all on Bams dick?” He questioned meaner than you’d ever seen him. You were stunned by the question. You took a second to recall the night as you remembered you were only hanging out with him the whole time. But not purposefully it just happened.

“If anyones on anyones dick he’s on mine.” You seethed in a more hushed tone.

He continued to stare back at you. And you stared back, never breaking eye contact. He just scoffed storming off leaving you utterly perplexed.

It left you more upset than you had realized. You never wanted to hurt anyones feelings but you also knew you did nothin wrong. As you walked back to the party you saw mostly all of the guys outside surprisingly. And Steve-o sulking in the corner with the largest bottle of liquor in his hand.

You contemplated going up to Johnny and asking him to take you back to the hotel. But just as you were about to approach him you spotted Bam. Instantly you got a new idea.

He was standing near the pool with Johnny, Ryan and some other people you didn’t know. It didn’t stop you either way though.

“Yo Bam you still wanna go swimming?” You called out as you neared the group.

His face lit up, immediately he ran over to you. You looked over noticing Steve’s eyes boring into both you and Bam. You smirked barley, keeping it hardly noticeable to anyone but him. Turning back around you ran your hands up his chest slowly, then quickly gripping the collar of his barley buttoned up shirt. Pulling him slightly closer to you. You flicked your eyes up to his now dark ones licking his lips as he stared back down at you.

Before he knew it you used all your force to push him into the large pool behind him. Just after, you cannonballed in, wheezing in laughter as you resurfaced. He looked unamused as he looked back.

“Could’ve at least let me take my shirt off.” He whined as he always does.

You just giggled, swimming around him in circles. Shortly after all the guys jumped in, clothes and all too. Everyone had jumped in minus Steve-o, you looked back to his earlier spot to see that he was gone.

You cocked your head wondering where he went. Then instantly you were annoyed at yourself for wondering about him still even think he had been a complete dick.

You felt water splash you from behind, grabbing you from your thoughts. “Stop thinkin’ dollface let’s play chicken. Jump on my shoulders.” Johnny said as you noticed wee man climbing atop Ryans shoulders.

You tried to shake off the situation from earlier and have a good time with your friends “oh you’re goin down Jason!” You yelled pointing back to him swimming over.

As you swam around and joked around you couldn’t forget the way steve-o had looked at you. It was stuck in your head. And you weren’t even sure what had happened.

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Ahhh!!! You know I gotta add my input at the end I’m sorry hehe but oh my gosh why is steve-o being so rude? Like unnecessary. And Johnny? He’s so cute he’d be the best big brother, no one can convince me otherwise.

#jackass #jackass fanfic #jackass imagine #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville #steve o #bam margera #mtv #jackass crew #Ryan dunn #chris pontius #y2k

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hemmohaze · 1 day

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Valentine’s Day Plans

AN: okay what if i said this is my favorite fic i’ve ever written. maybe bc im calum lane as well idk. hope you all enjoy<33

February 13th 2019

Daniella Walker. The name that is mainstream as she was making her way into the music scene as what the internet calls their "pop princess."

Daniella first had internet fame how everyone does in the early 2010's, by posting on Youtube. From the age of 16 she started posting covers of her singing different popular songs at the time ranging from Halsey to Ariana Grande. First viral video being her cover of Honeymoon Avenue from the album Yours Truly.

Her life changed at 19 when one of her self produced songs called Speechless dropped and became an overnight sensation. From countless radio interviews to her first American Music Awards as an attendee and performer at.

That’s when she met some of her longtime friends in the music industry, 5 Seconds of Summer. She met them because she accidentally bumped into a red haired Micheal as she was coming off stage and they were about to take the stage. The two gushing over much they enjoyed each other’s music.

She was a huge Amnesia fan.

Over the years they continued to keep contact with one another. She was featured on their 3rd album Youngblood on their song Want You Back as backing vocals.

Daniella had also become a regular feature in 5SOS content. As well as being posted on their respective girlfriend’s Instagram’s pretty frequently.

Especially KayKay. She’s known her since their freshman year of high school. Daniella claims shes the whole reason why Ashton and her are even together.

For a little while she was considered a groupie when she went to Bali with them in 2016. Until stan twitter quickly defended her from the trolls on the internet claiming how do they not know her.

She was now 24 standing in line at her favorite local coffee and bagel spot in downtown Los Angeles. The line continued move at a slow pace as she hummed along to the beat in her airpods she been sent the night previous. She was absolutely in love with it. She had a studio session set with Max Martin that she definitely couldn't be late for.

He's worked with artists like Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Ariana Grande, and Britney Spears.

It's been a dream of hers to work with him and only her 3rd album that is saying she's gotta be doing something right.

She finally approached Alexis, one of the cashiers she had blossomed a friendship from after being a regular here for 4 months.

"Everything bagel with a side of strawberry cream cheese and Iced Americano double shot with light ice and vanilla creamer!" She shouted to the back. "Hey Daniella."

A smile was plastered on her face. "Hey Lexi. You'll never believe what I've got planned today." She started as she dug in her purse for her card to hand over for her to swipe.

"Please you're literally a pop star. If you told me you were going to meet up with Kim Kardashian I would probably believe you." She stated in her strong jersey accent as she handed the card back.

"No I wish, but on my bucket list though, maybe I could get a discount on Skims. I somehow managed to get a studio session with Max Martin! And cherry on top, the guys are showing up with Ryan fucking Tedder.” She said excitedly as she moved off to the side of the line so other people could move.

"See this is what I mean. It's Thursday at nine in the morning and you're going to work with your hot Australian friends and I'm here covered in flour all day while dealing with the bitches in the back and isn't Max Martin that Swedish dude who's written and produced for basically every A list singer." She leaned against the register.

"Yeah it's so exciting is it not. And Alexis you're so talented at making bagels. Hone in on that." She joked making the curly haired blonde roll her eyes in fake annoyance.

"Your beautiful everything bagel and iced coffee m'lady." Alexis said handing her two paper bags one full of her favorite little snacks and the other with her bagel.

"Lexi, you didn't have to do th-." She started.

"Oh please shut up yes I did. You're gonna be late with the hot guys.”

“Text me when you can, I'd love to hear all about it." She smiled.

"Will do."

As she was on the highway on the way to the studio her mind was clouded with thoughts some negative some positive, but mostly negative.

Before she knew it she was finding a parking spot and walking into Capitol Records.

Showing security her badge, she looked down at her Apple Watch and cursed, realizing she was going to be late if she didn’t climb the stairs in under 2 minutes. Thank god for her zumba classes she’s been taking.

Once she figured out what studio she was gonna be in for the next 6 hours, she spotted his long hair and glasses talking to Ryan and the 4 men sat in the couch in the corner. All of them laughing at something on Luke's phone. She knocked bringing their attention to her standing at the door slightly out of breath.

"Daniella! Pleasure to finally meet you." Max said getting up from the comfy chair to give her hug.

"So nice to meet you too. I'm so incredibly excited and I also see you've invited some of my good friends." She stated nudging Ryan's elbow.

"He had a lot of positive things to say about you." He said sitting back down.

"Daniella you probably know them," Ryan gestured to the men sitting on the couch.

"Know them. These guys are basically a second family to me." She joked.

" I hope you don't mind that I decided to bring them along here to hopefully do some live instrumentals for ya." He told her looking at her with a smile.

"Oh my goodness not at all! It actually sounds so cool. I’ve missed these guys." She smiled widely.

Micheal stood up and gave her a brotherly hug. “Have you gotten shorter?” He joked making Daniella give him the bird.

“Haven’t you gotten weirder.”

“Touché.”

Ashton was next, giving her another squeeze and pat on the head.

Then Luke who did their handshake they made up in Bali together, that neither of them forgot even after 4 years.

Finally it was Calum who smiled at her first and then suddenly picked up her up and spun her around in a circle, earning a loud laugh from Daniella and his signature smile that she still got butterflies from.

Even after her 6 years of knowing him, he still makes her blush like a school girl.

“Alright everyone let’s get to work to hear this beautiful voice of hers.” Max stated turning around and facing the recording booth as Daniella walked in and put on her headphones.

Two hours passed as Daniella stood in the recording booth, recording the second verse. She was mumbling the possible verse in the microphone. The song had a Lorde lyricism with Ariana Grande singing vibe.

She and Max had titled the song Selfish. Max and Ryan giving her corrections if needed. Other than the couple comments or corrections from the group she had total artistic freedom and she loved that.

“Could we leave that first half blank of that chorus and I’ll stack some more vocal layers on that run.” Daniella suggested over the noise of the metronome. “Thank you.”

“Yup sounds amazing.”

While Ryan was stacking her vocals, she leaned next to Ashton's drum kit and told him what pace she needed for the chorus.

Calum was fiddling with his bass strings trying to tune them when Daniella walked over. “So what’s your big opinion on it??”

“I think it sounds bloody brilliant.” He said in a Scottish accent.

“Don’t make fun of the Scottish people.”

“You always seem to forget I’m half Scottish.” He laughed as she hit his tattooed arm slightly.

Max leaned into Micheal's mic, "Okay Mike start from when Daniella comes in at "I used to be cautious about this and stop when the beat drops back down to the acoustic version."

3 more hours passed as their session ended and Daniella so proud of the song they had made and gotten mastered.

"Alright, could we schedule another one for Friday morning? We’ve got selfish crossed off the list. We could get started on Messier Things as well." Max asked her looking at his calendar.

She nodded with a thumbs up. "That should work with me."

"It was so good to finally see you guys today. What’s new in the wonderful world of 5SOS land." She asked the boys as they were walking to a sandwhich spot on the less crowded side of LA so the likelihood of them all being noticed and ambushed by paparazzi was a zero percent chance.

“Going on a promo tour for Easier. Thats literally all. New York, LA, Atlanta, and some overseas.” Ashton said laughing.

"Well whatt are you guys doing for the day of love that happens to be tomorrow." She asked wiggling her fingers together.

"Spending time with Sierra." Luke quickly answered with a smile. He loves that woman more than air it seems. But it’s good to see him so happy.

"Crystal wants to go see some new movie." Micheal stated with a raised eyebrows. He probably had no clue but he was with Crystal and thats all he cared about.

“Oo lemme know if you need a dog sitter. I’ll bring Pepper. Y’know she loves Moose.”

"Probably just a dinner with KayKay." Ashton’s bright smile came up whenever he talked about KayKay.

"Absolutely nothing." Calum said quickly with a slight eye roll. She knew how he felt about Valentine's Day. He hated that day with every fiber in his being.

"We could spend it together Cal, I'm not doing anything either. It can be like old times!" Reminiscing on when they would go their favorite Ramen restaurant in the city and rewatch Criminal Minds at his house whenever they were both free.

As much as only everyone around them knows, they've had a flirty relationship ever since they've met. But what they don’t know is they claim they’re just friends who have occasionally kissed each other, slept in the same bed, and she's worn his clothes more than once but just friends.

But due to them being too awkward to act upon their obvious feelings, they have no official label on whatever they are.

"Ramen on Melrose it is." He laughed making Daniella laugh along with him.

#5sos #luke hemmings #micheal clifford #calum hood #calum hood smut #calum and daniella #cause im a singer #ashton irwin #5sos fanfic #micheal 5sos #calum 5sos #luke 5sos #ashton 5sos

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takeeachdayonebookatatime · 2 months

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Why did you elbow me? 182

Achilles Castle part 84

Lemonade and lies PART 27

Question 6

Kate: pov actually in the beginning my dad pushed me around. Cat or dog. Castle actually wants a dog.

Liv: pov Noah has been trying to convince me into a cat or dog.

Muncy: pov I actually have a cat at home.

Jet: definitely a dog. They are so cute.

Questions 7

Liv: pov the food is so great Muncy almost knocked her soda over. night owl or early bird. I get up early and go to bed late. I'm both an early bird and a night owl.

Kate: pov I would say both in a way I'm an early bird but since It's hard for me to fall asleep some nights, and the nightmares keep me up i’m also a night owl. I'm supposed to get a certain amount of hours a night of sleep, but it's hard.

Muncy: pov night owl, Liv says if you could Muncy you would show up at noon everyday.

Jet: pov i’m a night owl that's when criminals work the most.

Questions 8

Muncy: pov iced coffee or regular. I like mine iced with caramel and vanilla.

Liv: pov I love a good mocha latte, you know Fin doesn't drink coffee only Ice T.

Jet: pov I love iced coffee, I like to put everything in it.

Kate: pov i drink decaf which is nasty, not much i can put in it to make it taste good. Castle usually puts nutmeg in his coffee, he used to put it in mine. I can't have it anymore due to my health, I also can't have cinnamon.

Question 9

Jet: pov Favorite TV show, I watch a bunch of random shows even some anime.

Kate: pov mine are temptation lane and nebula 9 I actually got to meet the cast of both shows. Both shows got me through some. Difficult times.

Liv: pov I don't have time to watch TV I usually watch what Noah is watching or what bri is.

Muncy: pov I like to watch a lot of reality tv.

Question 10

Liv: pov favorite type of candy, I don't know if I have a favorite.

Jet: pov I like licorice especially black licorice.

Kate: pov you know you have to be careful with black licorice it can cause licorice toxicity and black licorice almost killed me, I had to be cardioverted thankfully they put me to sleep for it knowing it would traumatize me and cause a ptsd episode. I used to love M&M’S but I can't really eat much candy anymore. It's not good for me.

Question 11

Kate: pov who is your ride or die. Mine would be Espisito, Ryan and Castle.

Liv: pov mine is Fin, I know I'm Elliot's because I once said I would kill for him if I had to because he is my former partner and I wouldn't let anything bad happen to him. We were partners for 13 years. No matter what he did to me I will always have his back. On the other hand I can save myself. I've done it before.

Jet: pov rayes would have to be my pick.

Question 12

Muncy: pov wow Liv that's deep, I would have to say my brother. Hot tub or pool. I love a hot tub. It always feels so nice.

Liv: pov Noah loves to swim in the pool when we get the chance. I do love a hot tub, Kate can't use a hot tub.

Jet: pov I prefer a pool. why can't she use a hot tub wouldn't it be good for sore muscles

Kate: pov it has to do with the excessive heat, which can raise blood pressure and cause arrhythmia. I also have to wear a life jacket and be careful in open water or a pool. I had to take a pool safety class just to be allowed near water.

Muncy: pov why did you have to take the safety class. Kate says she has a higher chance of drowning than a normal person who doesn't have health issues.

Question 13

Jet: pov what is the longest time you have been away from the job. Mine was a few days for a injury.

Muncy : pov same Duarte put me on desk duty for a few days while my sprained ankle healed.

Liv: pov I was undercover for a bit and reassigned to different units, but the longest I was a way was 2 months while I recovered from Lewis. My injuries healed pretty quick. It was the emotional ones that took longer.

Kate: pov as Liv knows I worked for the Attorney General's office for a bit but my longest time away from the job was the 3 months it took me to recover from the gunshot wound. I was allowed in the field my first few days back but had to take it easy and was partially on desk duty for a little bit.

Question 14

Kate: pov weirdest thing that happened to you on the job me and castle were handcuffed together and locked in a basement with a tiger.

Liv: pov I have had so many it's hard to name just one. The 2 that come to the top of my head are being poisoned by mushrooms or a toxic chemical. I was also framed for murder, Kate says she was also framed for murder. Muncy and Jet haven't had a weird experience yet, or been framed for murder.

Question 15

Jet: pov full piece bathing suit or two piece. I like a two piece, Muncy says she also likes a two piece, more of you gets tan that way.

Liv: pov definitely a full piece. I have scars from Lewis and I'm older now and a two piece bathing suit won't look good on me.

Kate: pov full piece all the way it covers my scars even the huge one on my side, I actually have to wear a bathing suit shirt over my bathing suit to protect my skin and I can be out in the hot weather for too long. It's not good for me, same with the cold. To be continued. ….

#castle #lawandordersvu #stanakatic #katebeckett #fanfiction #tvshow #oliviabenson #mariskahargitay #gracemuncy #20questions

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englishstrawbie · 1 year

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Imprints was so good! I loved the story from start to finish. Seeing how you worked Dean and Pruitt and Ryan and Andrew in was amazing. I miss those characters.

There were two parts that fought for my favorite... 1) Finally seeing a story where people understand what Maya means to the team and especially where Maya gets to hear it. 2) Maya's refusal to leave Carina hurting in any world and knowing her so well that dream Carina can't help but let her in. Who am I kidding, its the second one. They love each other so much!

Your concept was great, your story telling even better. My heart squeezed in sadness and joy more than once.

Thank you so much! When I started plotting it out, it was very much about Maya and her family, and what their lives would look like if she'd never taken up running - with the message that her running had nothing to do with the way Lane behaved. But then I started thinking about what that would have meant for Maya as she got older and was choosing a career, and what it would mean if she never ended up at Station 19. It was a lot of fun to think about that and I have to credit this gifset by @lacallemojada for helping me with it!

I loved the idea that Maya and Carina are drawn to each other, no matter the circumstances, so writing those moments where Maya is desperate to help Carina, even though she knows she's not 'real', and Carina letting her help, despite her being a stranger, felt right to me.

Thank you for taking the time to send this message, I loved reading about your favourite moments and I'm so glad you enjoyed it! ❤️

#anon #imprints #my fanfiction

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joethetoonfanandoutcast · 1 year

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My Top 15 Favorite Universal Couples (currently)

Made in February, these are my (current) top 15 favorite Universal Pictures pairings (or at least ones enough to fit the slots):

15. Frankenstein's Monster and his bride

14. Leo and Ulla Inga Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson Bloom (The Producers (2005))

13. Sophie Sheridan and Sky Rymand (Mamma Mia)

12. Marty McFly and Jennifer Parker (Back to the Future)

11. Doc Emmet Brown and Clara Clayton (Back to the Future)

10. Beethoven and Missy (Beethoven)

9. Clay and Ruby Calloway (Sing 2)

8. Scarlett and Herb Overkill (Minions)

7. Herman and Miss Crawly (Sing: Love at First Sight)

6. Felonious Gru and Lucy Wilde-Gru (Despicable Me)

5. Meena and Alfonso (Sing; I still don't like to parade them around though)

4. Norman and Rosita (Sing)

3. Johnny and Ash (Sing; though I'm not keeping my fingers crossed for it)

2. Fievel Mousekewitz and Cholena (An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island)

Honorable mentions:

Woody and Winnie Woodpecker

George and Lorraine McFly (Back to the Future)

Tony Toponi and Bridget (An American Tail; I also ship Bridget with a same-age-as-her Fievel in an AU) Tiger and Miss Kitty (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West) Littlefoot and Ali (The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists) Grandpa Longneck and Grandma Longneck (The Land Before Time) Brom and Littlefoot's Mother (The Land Before Time) Balto and Jenna (Balto) Rex and Elsa (We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story) Farmer Arthur and Esme Cordelia Hoggett (Babe) Bob and Zootie (Babe: Pig in the City) Ted Shackelford aka the Man in the Yellow Hat and Maggie Dunglap (Curious George) Donna Sheridan and Sam Carmichael (Mamma Mia!) Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk and Betty Ross (The Incredible Hulk) Ted Wiggins and Audrey (Dr. Seuss's the Lorax) The Grinch and Martha May Whovier (Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)) Eggs Trubshaw and Winnie Portley Rind (The Boxtrolls) Monkey and Beetle (Kubo and the Two Strings) Mike and Nancy (Sing) Fred and Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones (live-action)) Barney and Betty Rubble (The Flintstones (live-action)) George and Jane Jetson (Jetsons the Movie) Judy Jetson and Apollo Blue (Jetsons the Movie) Dudley Do-Right and Nell Fenwick (Dudley Do-Right (live-action))

Boris Badenov and Natasha Femme-Fatale (The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000))

Porsha Crystal and either Ryan (Sing 2; yeah, no interaction whatsoever, but it sounds like a cute idea, what with my love of male cat-female dog couples) or Nooshy

and though destined to be sunk,

Buster Moon and Suki Lane (Sing 2)

#top 15 #favorite couples #canon #non canon #universal pictures #sing illumination #moonlane #jash #back to the future #despicable me #minions #herb x scarlett #beethoven #universal monsters #frankenstein #mamma mia #the producers 2005

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Vigilante Vampires

~ By Anna R. Larrabee ~

~ PROLOGUE ~

August was my favorite month, it was a hot sticky day and you could taste the humidity in the air. That dry salty taste of sweat that stuck in your mouth kind of flavor that most wouldn't care for; as for me I savored every moment of this summer heat that I possibly could. Especially in August. I was born on August 27th and today is my 27th birthday Traditionally that makes today my golden birthday. So obviously today in particular was the most important day… It was odd that I almost felt a chill running down spine this morning. I was guessing it was just the sweat on my body causing the chill in the air; but there was something else about today that I just couldn't put my finger on. Not yet anyways…

“ Kaliah are you up?” asked my dad Ryan Woodsbridge. “Yeah I just got up!” I replied eagerly as I hop into the shower and begin my day for my golden birthday… Remembering to pick out the best outfit for my almost porcelain complexion mixed with pink cheeks and a bit more peach that caused me to look very young for my age. I still looked 17 and that's being modest… and yes with college being expensive as it was my dad was more than happy to let me live at his home. He was very proud of my wanting to go to college and offered me free rent as long as I had a part time job on the side. Which I was more that happy to agree to.

I happened to just land a job at Natty Oaks in West Allis Wisconsin; as a bartender…

I was told to start this Wednesday which happens to be the day after my birthday. So my dad agreed to drive me to Allis Bowling lanes a new building right next to my new workplace that was just finished up just in time for my golden day…

My dad was not like other dads especially after my mom, his wife died 4 years ago… He was fun and outgoing and helped me get out of my shell when I really needed to. I was more an adult after the year my mom died. My dad needed me. To be honest though we needed each other…

I had my very own cell phone that I used to invite a few of my close friends Kim, Renee, & Pattie to the special event that my dad and I planned for tonight…

Chapter 1

I could smell her sweet sent from the moment she opened the doors to my new building in West Allis, her blood mixed perfectly with her sweat and I could tell from her sent that she was older than she looked. I also noticed the small group around her wishing her happy birthday. This amused me as it had been a century since I smelled blood as sweet and luring as her blood.

Got to make a good impression I thought to myself. Of course being a vampire wasn't the easiest thing to be around humans and in case your thinking great another twilight story; mine isn't quite as similar. Sure I can enjoy the daylight but we can also enjoy the same kinds of smells & foods as humans.

No we are not all really pale white, radiant is more of the definition I'd use . We don't age past the age of 27. Some of us love being in the sun, however night time is our favorite time to go hunting. Not that we can't hunt any time we want to. It's just more thrilling. Unlike these twilight characters you've heard about or read about we do hunt humans; as well as yes animals too they both taste great to be perfectly honest! My family and a few clan members only go after the criminals as well as murderers in the State that we move to each 10 years. We don't stay too long for the same reason you've read about before and yes it's because we don't age past the age of 27.

Which brings me to Kailah,

I could hear her name being called in the excitement of her birthday.

Turns out I was right she's older than she looks as I hear whispers from her friends Echo how they can't believe she is 27 already and looks great for her age...

I chuckle to myself in amusement over the irony.

Don't get me wrong even if she was 30 or 35 I would still introduce myself to her. After all even though we don't look any younger than 27 we technically can change anyone at any age. That is the most interesting thing about being a vampire.

Let's say you are 85 years old in age. If I were to turn that person into a vampire; it would look like a Benjamin button movie where their age would go in reverse as if by magic until boom they're magically 27 again... we don't often do that with the Elderly as most of them are ready to meet death. I have met a few exceptions that wanted to help us destroy the crooks that live in their old state though... However

This girl. No that's not right. This young lady I reminded myself has caught my attention. So obviously being a vampire, overcome by the smell of her blood, sweat not to mention her beauty was enough to convince me that I had to get to know her...

As her friends made their way to the desk for the bowling shoes, I made sure to give them the most welcoming feeling at my new business. They were easy enough to impress, all it took was my dazzling smile and charismatic personality to win them over. As I walk from the the desk center to the food center where Edwin my younger brother was cooking his famous burgers with fries and Paul my Dad was bartending the drinks.

I purposefully made myself known to them, hoping she would remember me to be perfectly honest it would be difficult for anyone to forget. As you may have heard vampires have a sent of our own that is difficult for any human to resist. It smells like honey mixed with vanilla and cinnamon. Yes we notice our own sent as well & I must admit that there are days I could waist, in a dark room by myself; just to enjoying my own natural fragrance...

However today was not about me it was about Kailah.

I must of made a great impression she started looking over her shoulders from time to time just to smile at me.

Her beautiful dazzling smile at me. Which strangely enough made me smile wider back in her direction. She had her own unique magnetism about her that I can only describe as desirable...

After an hour of watching them bowling and celebrating I make my way casually over in their direction...

"Hello ladies and gentleman can I get you anything? I'm Isaiah Lawrence the owner of the West Allis Lanes!"

Good now she knows my name.

Now to try offering her a free non alcoholic beverage like coffee as a birthday gift and kind gesture. I thought to myself.

" Just so you know we offer birthday guest a free non alcoholic beverage, might I insisted on our coffee? it's the best I've ever had myself?"

In case your wondering that's not a lie vampires also love coffee and alcohol too but I didn't know her well enough to offer her that kind of drink yet...

Although I knew that in time that would change; after all her sent was the most pleasant that I've noticed in over one hundred years...

Kailah looks almost surprised, then nods her head slowly acknowledging understanding plus gratitude. This was it I could show her the way to the bar inside of the bowling alley...

Could she sense my gratitude as well? I wondered to myself. I made sure to make her feel safe with just me when we got to the bar I told my dad which coffee to make her, he smiled then winks in my direction as if he could read my mind. He probably could smell the same pleasurable smells I found off of her; and immediately understood why I had to be around her sent that drew me in like a moth to a flame...

As she sat down I made sure to sit next to her looking at ease with my charming personality, which would make it more difficult for her to want to head back to her small group of friends I turn the small fan on to the right of me...

That should help enhance my own sent in her direction. Which should in return help me to keep her wanting me as much as I want her blood...

I'm planning on keeping her forever I find her worthy of that...

That will take time though; ironically I've all the time I need to get to know her. I'm usually great at reading people by their actions and personality. With her it could take about 5 months. That should be enough time to get to know her; and in turn for her to get to know me...

Yes that would mean me being a vampire... wait 3 months before you let her in on your secret though I thought to myself...

I had to give her a chance to get to know me first...

Before unveiling an entirely different world before her eyes...

*******

My dad & I decided to try the new bowling Alley right next to my new job at Natty Oaks mostly because celebrating a soon to be my new job; that and I'm also pretty decent at bowling... So as we walked inside there was that expected look and feel that came with the bowling alley. The party lazer lights that danced on the wooden floor, the fresh smell of shoe spray that hung in the air. The smoky clouds from the smoke machines that always made bowling feel more like a concert along with its loud music that played through the speakers that hung on the corners of each wall. The sounds of the balls hitting the floor between the gutters, & the sounds of the pins being knocked over on the floor which the TV screens automatically showed off short fun cartoons reading off the bowlers scores...

As we walked closer to the desk to swap our shoes for bowling shoes.

What I was not expecting to see was a young man by the counter. He definitely was not a teenage boy trying to make extra money while in Highschool, which was more of what I was picturing. not this handsome and not nearly than this masculine man with incredible large amber eyes standing here before us...

I hid myself amongst my friends they were safe and helped keep me from being noticed..

There was this other part of me that didn't want to hide though. That wanted him to notice me, so I looked behind my shoulders a few times trying to sneak a few peaks at him again as we walked to our lanes asigned to us...

That's when I noticed him smiling an incredulous dazzling smile...

In turn I couldn't help but smile back at him, then noticing my heart flutter and skipping a few beats out of excitement and electricity that I could feel flowing through me...

I also felt ashamed of myself for getting this thrill inside of me that I couldn't explain to myself...

No words could express this kind of desire I had inside...

A jolt of electricity as strong as lighting a spark inside of me had taken place. I had to keep my cool. I told myself to remain calm, I was surprised by my own reassurance and even more surprised by how calm I could keep my composure...

Before I knew it he was walking towards our group.

I notice my heart skip a beat again, I noticed myself preparing my hair; & then checking my breath...

My girl friends were doing the same thing..

instantly feeling shame and criticism inside my mind for thinking he was noticing me out of my other friends...

He only came over to welcome us to the new place then I noted...

Of course it's a new place and I was just behaving like a teenager...

I felt so foolish. He looked in my direction again that instantly made my cheeks flush...

He notices the cake at our lane asking who's birthday it was...

They all waved their hands in my direction as I raised my hand like a student...

He offered me a free non alcoholic beverage at their bar; he suggested that their coffee was the best.

I notice my head nodding slowly at him; unable to speak...

" So your Kailah! "He said.

My name was on the cake; but I still couldn't find my voice so I nodded again wishing I was able to answer in a more controlled adult voice...

When we got to the bar I felt more at ease as I sat down. While he asked the bartender for their specialty coffee...

I looked at him with my wide green eyes staring at his face.

Mesmerized by him; when I started to noticed the most alluring smell that ever hit my nose. Reminding me of my favorite dessert. A smell of honey, cinnamon and vanilla mixed together inflaming my senses. Increasing my wants and desire to be around him more than I wanted to admit...

He introduced himself again as Isaiah Lawrence, he is definitely avery handsome, with kind of an older more unique name I thought to myself...

Even his voice was soft like honey, soft spoken with a kind masculine face and gorgeous ambered eyes that reminded me of sunflowers in the daylight...

Chapter 2.

The next day approached too soon, as I got ready for my job at Natty Oaks. Putting on my work attire on...

First my Flannel red and black light jacket. Next my knee high black skirt , then my black leggings listed as optional in my work attire book. Then I put on long red socks along with my sneakers to comfort my feet... I took a quick look at myself in the mirror, then noticed how I looked I was dressed for Highschool because of the flannel colors... at least the vest zipped up and down I had a buttoned up black long sleeved frilled shirt underneath that complicated the vest. I zipped the vest down a bit to see if that looked any better, it did. I shook my head in approval to myself then fixed up my frills in my hair before heading off to Natty Oaks...

I tried to shake my nerves before heading into work... as I entered into the door my new boss Stephanie was there to great me, Already prepared to show me the ropes and routine of how to do my job. I took out my tiny book and jotted down as many instructions as I could keep up with.

Smile and be nice to customers, make sure to flirt a little for the tips.

That part made me feel uncomfortable...

"Trust me when I tell you a little flirting helps!" she added... " isn't that right Bow ... I looked over my side to see a tall man winking at us. I looked back at my boss with wide eyes, but quickly nodded my head in agreement.

I really needed this job. "Now since you don't have your license to being a bartender yet. You'll be training with me or Bow over there understand ?"

"Yes! I understand!" I replied back immediately.

She gave me a quick look over and added " You look smart and very pretty kid! Are you sure you're old enough?" She asked Sarcastically ... I realized that was her way of asking me for my ID.

So I pulled out my ID from my wallet for her to exam. " I appreciate that! " as she put my ID into a copy machine that sent the information into her computer in the small office she walked me to for my interview... " I'm going to be straight forward with you Kailah Woodsbridge, we really need more help right now. Especially in this economy.

You look like a smart young lady, so let me ask you something?" "Okay!" I replied. In anticipation. My nerves and anxiety had calmed down by then. " do you think you can handle this job and it's responsibilities.

AS she handed me a list of my job duties, including being a waitresses during the weekends and learning bartending on the week days. I really needed this job so I signed the paper then gave it back to my boss Sofina Arkwell.

Bow walked up to me after the afternoon rush left their tables to give me a few tips of his own. He had lots of confidence and lots of charm around his customers I noticed as I was shadowing him through the afternoon...

He was also showing me how they took orders , and clean up. Even offered a few suggested on how to get ţips. "Thanks!" I did my best to stay focused at my new job; and by the time my lunch time came.

Sofina Arkwell my boss offered me free lunch along with Bow as Robin and Brook took over the floor for us...

I was glad for the free lunch and made sure to thank Sofina for the meal. " no worries hun, your working here now! So offering a free lunch is on me; but only during your lunch hour!" I enjoyed the burger and fries I requested along with my shirly temple. " once you get the hang of being a bar tender you might want to have that butterscotch rum or whiskey with your lunch next time!" "Bow, mind your manners Kaliah will have plenty of other suiters buying her drinks!" Sofina scoffed back at Bow...

I sat back quietly watching them joking with each other; but thought it wise to make myself laugh lightly enough so that they'd at least think I was okay with the idea of being flirty; but having alcohol offered to me by my trainers seemed a little unnecessary. I tried to look pleased and ok with free drinks, yet being offered alcohol was not something I thought I'd have a hard time turning down...

Sofina Arkwell told me not to worry & that Bow was only joking with me ...

I faked a believable enough laugh for them to find me amusing at the very least. I finished my lunch after a half an hour and excused myself. I needed fresh air. I wake across the street without think about it. I realized I was in the alleyway of the West Allis Bowling lane. I started inhaling deep breaths while shaking my hands. "This place is my first job, I'll just have to pretend I'm good at flirting. " I told myself; under my breath. "I could help you, with that." I turn around swiftly to find Isaiah right behind me. I jump backwards; while he catches me behind my waist to prevent me from falling. I brush crumbs off my skirt. While Isaiah offers to walk me back to my job. He compliments my outfit, while waking inside of Natty Oaks he asks for a table. I look at him suspiciously. He winks at me while smiling, I begin to feel myself tingle with magnetic energy... Looking at our table chart that's more of a dry eraser board to see if there's an open table or booth open. The right booth in the far corner isn't checked with an x yet. Making sure to put an x there before bringing him to his table. "It's nice abs peaceful back here! Thankyou!" " your welcome! Would you like Anything to eat or drink right away?" while taking out my tiny note pad out from my aprons skirt to prepare nutshell for anything he might request off the menu. He acknowledges me politely and ask for a rare steak with some our best butterscotch whiskey. I jot the order down and tell him I'll get his order up shortly...

Bow runs up to me right after placing Isaiah's order... " Looks like your getting use to your first day on the job! Well done." I smile at Bow and thank him politely for being a good trainer. He grabs at my elbow before I can walk away. Then whispers into my ears " Your very beautiful and I think that man over there notices that too!" I was surprised by Bows boldness; but decided to take that as a compliment.

" it is starting to slow down a bit so if you feel uncomfortable by yourself over there just call me over!" I nod and thank Bow for his help. I hear our chef ring his tiny bell; to let me know that my order that I sent in 30 minutes ago was ready. I had already given him his drink that he requested earlier . So when I got his dinner for him he was adjust asking for two more drinks. " two more?" I questioned just to make sure I heard him correctly! "Yes one more for myself and one for you! If you'd be okay with joining me at my table for dinner." It was nice that it had slowed down at work enough to give me the time to join Isaiah for dinner. I was worried he might think I was careless if I didn't check with my trainer Bow to make sure that would be okay. " Yeah go ahead, you'll make great tips if you join the customer, it is allowed when our tables are not that busy. Plus he sends to be watching you. And I can honestly say that I don't blame him!" Bow walked away with a sly smile. He reminded me of a regular tease; yet also in a brotherly kind of way...

I went back to Isaiah and joined him for a drink of butterscotch whiskey and he made sure I had done of his steak afterwards to keep the alcohol from having too much of an effect on me. I surprised myself that the alcohol helped me feel more relaxed with the idea of flirting just a bit more and it felt funny to me. I was warming up to my job by the time I was done serving Isaiah Lawrence he made sure to give me one hundred dollars as a tip... I tried to give it back to him since he had adjust paid for my alcohol and let me have a few bites of his steak. " You need it for the vehicle you're saving up for; plus I you really are good company to have around a well and I think you earned a decent tip!" How on earth did he know I needed a vehicle... I was to shocked to asked. He insisted that I keep the tip he offered me. I wanted to argue with him; but I was too surprised by his recent observation. Besides Bow also told me to accept the tip and thanked him kindly as well. Flummixed I found myself staring at Isaiah as he walked back to his bowling alley across the street... Bow turned me around and told me that he suspected that Isaiah really liked me. Reassuring me that was a good thing. Still I couldn't get over how he knew I needed a vehicle...

*******

I happened to be looking out the window of the bowling alley near the front doors of my building, noticing Kaliah's dad dropping her off at Natty Oaks. I noticed she was dressed in their work cloths. Realizing that she was working right across the street from my bowling alley. Relieved knowing that give me more of a chance to get to know her, and be around her wonderful sent. Thrilled me. Have me a boost of energy that I hadn't felt in over a century. I Made sure to distant myself with my business; and decided that I'd surprise her during my lunch hour that I could take at any given time. As I could always rely on my family Paul and Co worker Kyle to take over for me at any given notice. After 4 hours of work at my bowling alley which I considered more fun than a job. Which is why I decided on a bowling alley for the fact that for me it was fun and distracted me away from too many human thoughts that popped up around me. I can tune them out sometimes. But the noise from the bowling balls hitting the pins along with the music in the background really helped down that it more... the timing was perfect though it seemed. After letting Paul and Kyle know that I would be taking my lunch. I snuck out the neck door of our bowling alley closer to the backalley. There she was. Kaliah just muttering to herself, trying to Reassure hearth that she could pretend to be a flirt. I found that amusing and adorable about her. Seeing as how I wanted to surprise her today anyways. I decided to smell up behind her. Even she turned around, she looked like she was about to fall on her back. I was not about to let her fall into the ground behind her. The smell of her sent with her blood rushing inside of her was a temptation to me already. I wasn't worried about her taking before I could catch her. The speed of halvlings and vampires were as fast as lightning. So it was easy enough to catch her before she had a chance to injure herself...

I had already promised myself that if anything were to happen to her, I'd just have to turn her into a halving weather she wanted me to or not... I am hoping to warm her up to liking me enough to be more willing to want to be changed by me. I want to give her time to know me before revealing my true nature to her; but if there was an unfortunate scenario that happened. I was prepared to keep her with me. As she fell into my hands I could see her surprise and feel the warmth swarming inside her human flesh. She looked hair to see me though. Having overhearing her conversation, I suggested helping her out by being her first official and well paying customer... After being siren my table I nutcracker its a booth in the corner. How perfect I thought to myself. I've I received my steak I devoured half of it to keep me from craving the smell of her sweet blood. Keeping the other half for her. It had slowed down enough for her to join me by then. I noted the time 7:30pm. I Jotted that down in a notebook that I left inside my black leather jacket. So this was the time at night that it slowed down at her place of work. I wanted to remember this for next time. I was already prepared to be her regular customer and in given time a good friend ... She politely mature sure that's okay with her trainer Bow. He seems like a nice fellow. I patiently wait and she's able to join me for dinner. I give her my favorite alcohol beverage that keeps me from craving her blood; and it helps her to relax a bit more around me... I want to give her a sense that I'm a generous customer as I give her a large tip to help her out. As I had observed earlier that she was without a vehicle of her own. I would offer her rides at night; however I believe I mentioned earlier. That's when I enjoy hunting the most...

Chapter 3

There's something exciting about hiding in the Shadows. Waiting. Watching out for any signs of trouble. Being able to sense danger is a powerful thing. Especially when you've the power to prevent such heinous crimes from taking place.

That's what I enjoy the most about being a vampire now more than ever. My clan and I decided to join forces to help the cities or countries we live in. We protect the innocent and destroy the monstrosities that prayed on their victims. I called it the best kind of karma to happen to these vicious animals. These malicious thugs deserved to know what it felt like to really feel fear. So here I was, with my clan always ready to teach these kinds of thugs a lesson. We showed no mercies on them. We carried samurai swords. We really didn't need them; but slicing these malicious monsters before we drank their delicious blood that pooled up on the cold ground. This way we didn't leave bite marks on their necks. That and there was enough blood on the grind to put into a mug by the time we're fine slicing them up we first collect their blood into our cups. Get our fill of blood for the night. Empty their pockets. Split the cash we got from these thugs; between our clan members. Before we leave the sliced up cold dead bodies; we place the sliced bodies burn them into a nearby dumster. Taking any belts or metal material along with us as tickets. Well that and to assure that no proof of our clan members are left behind...

The only mess we really leave behind besides a large dumpster fire is their cold stained blood left on the ground, where we sliced their bodies before they even had a chance to react to our actions. As you probably already have learned. We can move at an inhumane speed as fast as lightning. We're still fierce and swift in our movements, and we swing and move our bodies along with our swords like a violent dance of grace and swiftness...

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6, 13 and 39 for the ask game😘 have a nice evening

I fell asleep on the sofa but that's not stopping me from answering this ehehe

6: How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?

Umm welcome to bad memory lane friend. I asked my mom and she said she taught me when I was 4 🚲 I rarely ride a bike nowadays and idk why... Should really start again considering the gas prices.

13: What’s your favorite urban legend?

The German legend about a horrible tyrannical king that used to hunt his people for sport and ended up cursed and entombed in the Watzmann mountain is cool simply cause it's "local" and in line with how dark German stories such a Grimm fairytales are.

As far as regular urban legends... I'm such a junkie for Shane and Ryan from Ghost files and also listen to a lot of spooky podcasts so there's quite a list. Which is your favorite?

39: Have you ever won a contest?

Back in my school days I won an art contest for my dragon drawing. I've also won a few contests for photography, one image of which was included in a print magazine. I don't really participate in many contest aside from photography and those I mainly take part in for giggled tbh.

#ace please tell me your favorite cryptic #also your favorite urban legend #i know we both love ghost files #not a bother ask game #ask game #bother my ask box

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Ryden Recs Part Two

Kidnap The Heart High school. Ryan Ross lives alone, walks the school hallways alone, and does everything else alone. His parents abandoned him in a near deserted small town where the population is minimal. He has no friends, no enemies and barely has himself. But then a new family moves into town right next door, and Ryan finds himself being forced out of his shell.

Kiss And Tell Ryan teaches people how to kiss, including a certain Brendon Urie.

Kiss Like No One’s Watching (Love Like Everyone Is)

Ryan and Brendon have this thing.

Kiss My Ass I Bought A Boat I’m Going Out To Sea Brendon buys a boat.

Kitten “It’s okay, Kitten,” Brendon murmured. “You’ll still be famous. You’ll still be a star.”

Kuuluisa/Famous

You wake up, tied to a chair

Your face covered in a hood

You try to tear off

But the knots are too tight

The silence is broken

by footsteps closing in

You hear the whispered words

’This’ll be the last day of your life…’ And Sequel (yay!): Kauas/Far

Laid Bare For All To See, But Mostly Just For You “Fuck off, Brendon.” “You need to get laid, Ryan.”

Lane Eleven To get over Oli, Brendon’s ex-boyfriend, Spencer and Jon take Brendon bowling.

Last Star Falls End of the world apocalypse fic.

Layla 8 Part series of standalones based on Brendon and Ryan’s relationship and their daughter, Layla. Each part has its own summary.

Le Cheval Recontre L’ours Ryan’s life changes the day he walks into his favorite music store and is greeted by a set of brown eyes.

Le Velo Pour Deux Just sex. Shh.

Learning Curve The one where Ryan is a pretentious graduate student, and Brendon is a middle school teacher who teaches him a thing or two.

Leaving Without Moving Brendon is a vampire and Ryan is his pet. Sort of.

Lessons In Finding Unicorns Borrowers! Where the Panic! boys are tiny little men. Ryan has a deep-seated fear of discovery by the humans and he’s sure that Brendon’s irrepressible adventurous streak will get them all caught.

Let It Unfold (Just Like You’re Told)

Let Me Down, Charlie Brown (Or How Jon Walker Saved Christmas) Christmas time at the mall sucks, especially for those who work there. Brendon has given up on Christmas, Ryan is uptight, and Jon just wants to help.

Let Me Fix You Brendon gets sick and Ryan takes care of him.

Let Me Paint You A Picture Jon works the lights for The Astounding Pete. Brendon and Ryan are part of the stage show. The three of them have hardly ever talked—still, Jon thinks he probably knows their relationship even better than they themselves do.

Let Them Talk

Everything is blurry, his entire body is shaking with endorphins, his thoughts are jumbled together and he’s scared but Ryan Ross wants to fuck him so everything is right with the world.

Let’s Hear It Again For The Wake Up Call

Let’s Get These Teen Hearts Beating Ryan’s mother is a famous writter. Brendon’s father is a preacher. The two boys are thrown into each other’s lives by way of a school project, but they continue to see each other long after the project is done

Let’s Go, Don’t Wait It’s like a really cheesy horror movie, only no one is going to hack Brendon to pieces with a chainsaw. But being locked in an office building during a storm with his boss who happens to hate him might be just as bad. (Technically a sequel to a joncer fic, but you don’t need to read the first one.)

Let’s Start This Off With A Scene

Working late and not seeing each other enough has it’s advantages from time to time.

Let’s Trip the Light Fantastic Ryan goes on a British dancing show.

Let’s Try This Trick And Spin It Pete’s having way too much fun with Brendon’s power.

Library Sex Clues are in the name.

Life’s A Song In which Ryan is a stripper.

Light A Roman Candle With Me where Ryan has a hipster candle.

Like A Magic 8 Ball, But You Can Only Ask One Question Jon has a power, only not really his power kind of sucks. Majorly.

Like A Rainbow One of the things he didn’t foresee doing this morning, however, is standing outside his own bathroom door, forehead leaning against the surface, trying to persuade Brendon to unlock it and let him in.

Like in the Movies Ryan and Brendon get in a huge fight and Brendon’s afraid he’s going to die of a broken heart.

Like Light Ends, With a Z In Mexico, a chinchilla bites Brendon and causes him to get extremely horny.

Like Lightning Brendon has a thing for fireflies and Ryan has a thing for Brendon.

Like You Imagined

Yeah, Ryan’s thought about it.

Like You Mean It The best part of ‘beginning’ is the ‘beg’.

Lines In The Sand (Are Meant To Be Crossed) Ryan meets a Sultan at a Halloween party.

Listerine Brendon always wondered why Ryan wouldn’t let him try Listerine.

Little Blue Fish Ryan finds out about the love potion.

Little Hot Mess At almost every moment of the day he craved cock in any way possible.

Little Red Riding Hood He was told to stay away from the forest, since there were evil creatures hiding in the shadows, waiting for people they could corrupt.

Live In Chicago “Are you scared?” Jon asked, making his way over to join one half of his band. “Scared? That the guy of my dreams will turn me down in front of thousands of people, and won’t want to be with me forever? No. Not at all.”

Lollapalooza 2006 The One Where They Make Ryan Come In His Pants

Ryan’s never been so happy to play guitar in his life. Or that he owns black pants.

Looks Okay On You The first time Ryan tries alcohol, it’s out with his friends, the same ones he’s hung out with since high school. Spencer’s not there, and Brendon’s not there; Jon’s in Chicago, so he’s definitely not there. Later, Brendon will heavily imply that their absence made it practically like Ryan was drinking alone in a dark room listening to Everybody Hurts.

Lose Yourself In Lines Dissecting Love

Brendon pushes close enough that he has to brace himself against the back of Ryan’s chair. “It’s in me. Right. Now,” he whispers, lips brushing against Ryan’s skin, across the sensitive shell of his ear

Lost In The Sound Of ‘You and Me’ A Christmas Fic!

Love In A Letterbox He’s always found a sanctuary in books, a protection almost. A world of your own where no one else can change things that you don’t want to be changed.

Love In Bloom Ryan Ross is a normal boy who struggles with his past. Can one rose seller on the side of the road help Ryan to remember the past while still living in the present? Beautiful perfect and beautiful.

Love is a Battlefield It was 1944 and the war had been raging for a good three years, even more for the European countries. Millions of people had died. Thousands of people had already passed through the sterile white walls of his tent, passed through the blinding white sheets of the cots that stood in rows like mini-coffins, just a tour-stop on the way to death. Dr. Walker’s only hope is that he’ll never see a white gauze bandage ever again.

Love is Spelt like Impossible So, we’ve got a poor boy who’s hot headed, stubborn and proud, on the streets living off of anything he can manage to find, and a slutty though kind and charmin’ young lad who’s rich off his ass and is the heir to the biggest mafia in Nevada. The two meet. Reaction caused by a reaction caused by a reaction. A resulting chain of events. What will happen?

Love Reinvented

Love Triangle, Menage A Trois, And Other Words For Threesome Brendon offers Ryan a proposal. A sexy proposal, that is.

Love, Love, Love Bren really can’t be gay. She’s a cheerleader! So she doesn’t know what she’s doing at this silly camp for homosexuals.

Mad as a Hatter “The city is just a bunch of fucked up people doing fucked up things. I’d like to paint it black.”

Made Of Silver, Not Clay Brendon wakes up to a world devoid of people. At least, most people. Sequel is also worth a read though it’s a lot sadder than the first part Missed Your Skin When You Were East. There’s also a coda After All Is Said And Done. This ‘verse is so perfect it actually hurts, I love it so much.

Madness Alice in Wonderland AU

Mary Ingalls Would Disapprove If She Could See “So now that I admit that I’m gay, you think it’s totally cool if you seduce me?”

Masterpiece Part A/Part B If it were possible to BuildABoyfriend as easily as it is to BuildABear then Ryan is certain that he would have himself a feather-filled fine young gentleman with a heart of gold and a voice capable of melting ice caps.

Maybe Just A Little Lost Ryan Ross is content with the ins-and-outs of his day-to-day life. But one day, a strange boy shows up with a small, multi-coloured cube, and Ryan’s life quickly becomes turned upside-down as the boy unlocks a world of secrets before his very eyes.

Meant It When I Said “The Pleasure Is Mine” If he’s perfectly honest, Brendon knows he doesn’t do this because he’s all that into the act itself. He does it because Ryan is.

Measured Time Brendon climbs the ladder behind Ryan reluctantly, and Ryan would give all his father’s estate to bet that he was already making plans to save him. Or, well, both of them, but mainly Ryan.

Melt My Headaches (I Call You Home) and Sequel: Back to the Street Were We Began (I’m Losing the Feeling of Feeling Complete)

Mercury Everyone has super powers!

Merry Christmas, Darling (Or The One Where Ryan’s Obsessed With Brendon Wearing Christmas Sweaters)

Method Acting It’s not that Brendon ever gave a lot of thought to what his eighteenth birthday would be like, but he never pictured that he’d be spending it alone

Midnight Regulations It didn’t take long to fall in love with Brendon Urie, not long at all. Three weeks? Maybe less, give or take a few days.

Miguel Sanchez’s Grand Slam of Love Ryan Ross, the world’s number one tennis player, 8 time Grand Slam winner whose only true love is tennis, loses to an upcoming talent. What’s worse is that the kid just keeps smiling at him, trying to be Ryan’s new best friend, when all Ryan wants to do is punch him in his rather beautifully shaped face.

Milk Does this need a summary? Sequel is In My Mouth.

Mind Rape Is At Its Best When The Subject Of It Doesn’t Know They’re Being Mentally Fucked Ryan is a spoiled little bitch with a personality disorder. He can manipulate people as easily as he can tie his own shoelaces. Brendon is the only person capable of putting him back in his place.

Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall Brendon just wants to look in the mirror and see beauty.

Missing In Action I couldn’t recommend this fic more if I tried, it’s amazing and long and powerful and at times (lots of times) Brendon is a Prince, Ryan is a spy and maybe they fall in love.

Mistletoe Meme A Christmas show.

Mob in the Panic! Brendon, Spencer, and Jon go golfing and Spencer hits Brendon by accident.

Mojito The boys from Panic! go on vacation, and maybe have one drink too many….

Monsoons Brendon’s scared of monsoons.

Moody When Ryan gets in a bad mood, he takes it out on Brendon. And then Jon watches.

More Than Anything It’s Ryan Ross’ birthday, and he only wants one thing.

Mother, I Have Lost My Way Brendon meets a young hustler he can’t seem to ignore

Mouth To Mouth

When Brendon wakes up he can’t say anything… they only thing he can say is ‘Ryan’.

Movie Night, Starring Brendon Urie Mastermind They have this thing called movie night. Brendon doesn’t know how it started, all he knows is that when they’re recording, it’s a nice break from the bickering. Brendon kind of loves movie night.

Moving to New York When it first happens Ryan manages to pull the string from his lips. It’s a bloody mess and everyone thinks everything is going to be okay but then the string jumps up and wiggles its way back into the open wounds, pulls a little tighter until Ryan can’t breathe properly, until someone is always monitoring him to make sure that they can force air into his lungs through his nose.

Mr. Lifeguard Man Ryan needs swimming lessons, and his instructor is really hot.

Multitude Of Casualties Stubborn journalist Ryan Ross is trying to figure out what the hell Brendon Urie is hiding. Because Ryan isn’t fooled by the innocent smile and snarky comments. Brendon has a dirty little secret, and Ryan needs to find out what it is. Problem is, that secret might end up killing him.

Mumbling Over Headphones The next time Ryan sits down, he sprawls over the couch, back leaning against one of its arms and feet pushing gently against Brendon’s thigh. Just as it seems Ryan’s about to get up for his phone again, Brendon sees his opportunity and lunges forward, pinning Ryan down and glaring at him. “Get off me,” is the first thing Ryan says, and it feels almost like a reflex, and his breath is much too warm against Brendon’s neck, and then Ryan blinks twice and his eyes drop to Brendon’s mouth.

Mushaboom Z and Ryan are pregnant at the same time.

My Beta Made Me Change the Name of This Fic So It Wouldn’t Suck Ryan Ross is a secret agent who has been sent to retrieve Dr. Patrick Stump and his mysterious invention from the clutches of Pete Wentz, head of the terrorist group, Fall Out Boy.

My Body Doesn’t Turn That Way (Right Hand Yellow) So they’re flat broke, eating microwavable pasta, and bored out of their minds…that is until Brendon suggests playing Twister and things get interesting.

My Cock Slut Boyfriend Ryan want’s to suck Brendon off, and Brendon makes him wait until after the show. Sequel: Cross Dressing Is My Kink “Come on, Ry. it’s not that bad.”

My Shiny Teeth and Me Ryan is Brendon’s new dentist.

NaNoRyRo: jzbell

NaNoRyRo: meiloslyther

Nerds In Love “Sorry, man. Maybe you should call Geek Squad.”

Never Gave A Damn About The Weather

Night Be Dark for All of Me Brendon likes wearing dresses. That’s okay, right?

No Big Deal Oh no. Pete’s pregnant.

No Cause For Alarm Spencer turns into a horse.

No Place Like Home Brendon and Ryan move into a new place.

No Sex in the Champagne Room In which Ryan gets dumped by his girlfriend, Jon is most definitely not dating Tom, Spencer is an evil genius and Brendon is not a stripper. For the most part.

No Use Turnin’ On Your Light The neighboring farm got sold to a Mr. Wentz from New York, but Brendon didn’t think twice about it, not even when his fiancée excitedly told him that Ryan Ross, the folk singer, was to stay there. The summer of 1963 was expected to be rainy and hot. They were right.

Nontoxic and Washable Brendon babysits.

Not Like Jason (Despite the Medea) For his Classics course, Ryan Ross is given the assignment to relate the ancient myth Medea to every day life by interviewing one of his fellow classmates who was dumped by her boyfriend for reasons unknown. But what happens when said boyfriend and the boy Ryan’s crushing on turn out to be the same person?

Not the Sin (or, Brendon’s 12 Days of Kinks) Brendon’s exploration of his kinks over the years through various partners, even though there’s only one he really wants.

Nothing to do with you Ryan’s got his own reasons.

Number One Reason Ryan has an eating disorder and wants to be beautiful. Brendon already thinks he’s beautiful.

Odd. Welcome to the world of Odd, where fates and names are chosen at birth and magic and illusion dwell in every nook and cranny. Not everyone, however, is thrilled with the path that has been chosen for them. Some say Odd doesn’t exist, other’s believe it does, while many aren’t even aware of what it is. Between me and you, dear reader, Odd is very real. You’d like to know how to get there? Open your heart, mind, and eyes, and look beyond the mirror’s guise. Amazing!

Of Edges, Torches, and Toothbrushes Ryan had known that Brendon Urie had carried a torch for him on and off since Vegas, since before their first tour when they’d both been kicked our and sharing a shitty mattress in an even shittier hole in the wall off the strip. Sometimes it just takes Ryan a bit longer to figure out what he wants.

Oh Doctor Doctor It was just that on his first day in the oncology department of the hospital six years ago, he’d been introduced to Dr. Ryan Ross, Head Surgeon, and fallen stupidly and irrevocably in love with him, and that, apparently, was that.

Om Nom Nom Sex in the kitchen.

On Directing Ryan is being the typical brooding teenager, and he’s starting to doubt certain decisions in his life. But a visit from Brendon changes his mood, and ultimately, his perspective.

On Display

Ryan is in the middle of the room, on his knees, for everyone to see. It shouldn’t make him moan, but it does.

On Those Lonely Nights (We Can Be Twice As Lonely Together) It felt marginally better now that Brendon had a name to put with him, like it wasn’t as immoral as it felt. Granted, it was still immoral and Brendon was pretty positive that he was going to go straight to Hell, but he liked that Ryan had a name.

On Top of Your Freaking Piano, Urie On a piano.

One Day Robots Will Cry Ryan gets a Valentine’s day present.

One Night Stand Forever It wasn’t Ryan fault he got pregnant. Really, in his defense he was just a innocent virgin infatuated by Brendon.

One Shot of Bourbon Where the quest for one shot of bourbon took him, Ryan couldn’t have imagined.

One Summer Last Fall Fall Out Boy never existed, so life is pretty tough for Ryan Ross and it definitely doesn’t help that his lead singer, Brendon, is a little bit too touchy-feely. In fact, it’s starting to creep Ryan out.

Only Mistletoe Brendon refuses to kiss Ryan until he gets mistletoe.

Operation Chicago Kitty, AKA Chicago Cockblock When Jon joined the band, he was supposed to Join.The.Band. But he apparently didn’t get the memo.

Orange Juice Ryan thinks he’s orange juice. Sequel to Orange Juice. Drugs In My Brain Ryan and Brendon take acid again.

Ordinary Boys Ryan may suddenly have girl parts but he’s still a BOY.

Out of Place Doesn’t Even Begin To Describe It The funny thing, Brendon Urie thought, about the entire completely not humorous situation, was that the day Ryan Ross went missing, no one even knew. And of course, that really wasn’t funny at all.

Over Sleeping Waves When he was fourteen, Ryan was sold to the Athena as a sailor, and for three years he’s worked the dangerous topsails. In a year, he will be a free man, and he lives for that day, until he meets a boy at a port, that is, and everything changes.

Over the Ice, Now Brendon’s little sister Alexa does figure skating. One day Brendon has to go pick her up from practice, and he notices her skating coach, a slim guy in black skates. Too bad the skating coach happens to be straight. But hey, Brendon has to try.

Overreaction Leads To Play Brendon overreacts, and things go a little better than expected.

Painted Skies And Midsummer Sunsets Brendon is quiet, Ryan is quieter than usual but they stumble their way through their first time as the sun sets, and maybe possibly figure out exactly how they feel about each other.

Paper Cut They’re touring and Ryan’s different, making the atmosphere in the band pretty tense. Brendon just tries to fix things.

Paper Jam The one where Ryan’s an accountant and Brendon’s a copy boy.

Papercut They’re touring and Ryan’s different, making the atmosphere in the band pretty tense. Brendon just tries to fix things.

Paranormal Activity Detectives Each year, Paranormal Activity Detectives, a group of young investigators led by Ryan Ross, receives hundreds of calls reporting supernatural occurrences, only responding to the most severe. This is one of those cases.

Paranormal State He was skeptical and didn’t believe in anything he couldn’t see with his own eyes. He was stubborn, but curious about the world around him, and that’s exactly what got him into the mess he’s in.

Part 2 of Valentine’s Day Series Brendon and Ryan celebrate Valentine’s Day. With, uh, toys.

Peengate ‘07

Somehow, pictures of Ryan’s peen got leaked on the internet, and he’s bound and determined to find out who the hell did it.

Perfectly After All Spencer plays a gypsy, Jon plays a pirate and Brendon is Ryan’s arch nemesis, a Spanish ambassador, complete with a bad accent and a stupid outfit.

Perilous He leaves in the middle of the night, two bags stuffed with everything he could think to bring and nothing that’s of real importance. Then Ryan meets a boy on a bus, and wonders when “me” running away became “we.”

Pete Wentz The Drum Major From Hell Brendon comes into English class every day sweaty and gross from band practice.

Phantom Inspired by the song ‘From 24C’ by The Matches.

Pianists Don’t Use Words, They Speak in Black and White When Ryan met Brendon, he trusted him instantly.

Pick Up The Pieces He’d never admit it, but one of Brendon’s most treasured possessions was his coffee mug.

Picking Fights Brendon is Ryan’s problem.

Pink Glitter When Ryan’s dad can’t make it to Ryan’s little sister’s school to do a talk, Ryan fills in. He finds him self liking her teacher a little bit too much. Sequel is Purple Nail Polish.

Pink Sparkly Pants, Ninjas, and Brendon Ryan sparkles and sneezes glitter.

Pit Stop at IHOP

“Do you want me to stop flirting with you?“

Plastic Skies ‘why are you here?’ Ryan writes one day, waiting until Brendon finishes his piece - something very old that makes Ryan’s chest tighten with the feeling of hope - to push it across the top of piano toward him.

Poetry Is A War Ryan’s desperation comes out in screams and fits. Brendon’s desperation comes from Ryan’s.

Poets Come To Life Like Pinocchio with a more reliable nose, Ryan wants nothing more than to be human. The only way he can do that is if he proves that he deserves a heart, by loving.

Pointy Fucking Shoes Ryan likes to be pushed. He knows this. He forces it. And Brendon sees it.

Polar Bears & Pickup Lines Brendon has a content job at the zoo, but he enjoys it and gets to meet new people every day. He may have a bunch of cheesy pick up lines and a uniform, but that will get him farther than he knows.

Portraits of the Past and Future Ryan had a brief photography obsession, and that’s all Brendon really wants to remember.

Posing In A Ballroom They have it all money, fame and a strong foothold in the New York scene of the young and the beautiful. But past the exterior, they are struggling to survive and keep their secrets to themselves as lines between lovers, friends and enemies begin to blur together.

Post-Its and Neon Rope Brendon sends Ryan to WalMart with a list of the most unusual things.

Postsecret #1 Ryan knows Brendon stole his shirt. The pink one. The one that looks great on him, but Brendon hates for some reason. Ryan knows Brendon stole it and now that Brendon’s out picking up the pizza, Ryan’s going to find his shirt. Postsecret #2 You’re right. I lied. I didn’t throw those pictures away.

Pound The Love Outta Me (Beat The Love Outta Me)

Ryan’s been a bad boy, so Brendon has to punish him.

Present Progressive Ryan stops writing in his online journals because he got a real one.

Prince Charmless Ryan always kind of thought people like Brendon were repulsive, yet he finds himself forming a crush on the boy.

Process Ryan can’t write.

Prom Night High School AU. Brendon is popular and Ryan isn’t.

Proportional Response So, yes, okay, he had a public sex kink. He was an attention whore, and besides, everyone had something, right? Still, it was totally unfair of Brendon to use it against him like this.

Purple Is Not A Christmas Color Brendon has a problem with the fact that Santa put Ryan on the Naughty List.

Pushing Into That Empty Space Jon finally understood where it was that Brendon could be himself, where he took comfort in yielding; gained confidence from being told what to do.

Put My Enemies To Sleep “I will get us through this,” he said fiercely. “As I always have. And as always, I will drag you along, kicking and screaming, and in the end, you will thank me.” Retracing the Panic timeline from Summerlin to the Summer Tour.

Quarters Minted Before 1964 Ryan wakes up in a place very different from where he goes to sleep. A little strange and surreal but definitely perfect.

Questionable Moral Authority Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)

Raw In most cases, a smile from Ryan Ross is the kiss of death to any respectable reputation.

Rayston Academy For Boys Ryan is a squeamish gay boy, Brendon is the bored new kid at the private school, Brent is in love with his teacher and Spencer annoys the hell out of everyone. Secrets, love and friendships break.

Re-Enactment Brendon shouldn’t believe everything he reads on the internet, especially when Pete Wentz sends him links to sexy fanfiction starring him and Ryan, Brendon finds that he kind of wants to try it out.

Reacharound “How are Pete and Ryan fucking if Pete won’t touch Ryan’s dick?” Brendon asked.

Red Bull Doesn’t Rhyme with InsertWordHere Crack!fic. The day Brendon woke up as Ryan Ross was a very glorious day indeed.

Regular Decorated Emergency What are we now by voices/who promised each other another life/ neither of us can deliver

Reinvent Love Brendon seduces Ryan with Barry White.

Relief Next To Me Brendon says in an interview that Dallon is better than Ryan. Well, not really, but Ryan read it that way. And man, he’s pissed off. But when he goes to confront his former band mate about it, Ryan finds himself facing a deeply asleep Brendon. Hmm. What to do… what to do…

Remember in the Morning Brendon gets drunk, and Ryan has to take him back to the hotel.

Remember the C Shot Brendon occasionally participates in porn movies for the money. In his biggest production yet, Brendon’s co-actor is Ryan Ross. Ladies and gentlemen, that is the entire plot.

Remember When The Boys Were All Electric

Ryan and Brendon have to sleep with Pete to get on the label.

Retail Jobs and Cracks in the Ceiling Ryan isn’t Brendon’s roommate, really. Not officially anyway. He’s more of a lingering presence in the apartment that never really leaves.

Revival “I can’t help but ruin the best things that happen to me.”

Rock-a-Bye Baby It’s just a normal day in the House of UrieRossSmithWalker, more commonly known as The Bus.

Roll Off Your Tongue

Ryan fucks like it’s an art form, like the steady beat of chords and drums and bassline, and Brendon will never, ever snicker at the first verse of “Lying” again.

Roll Off Your Tongue Brendon Urie is a big damn rock star and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.

Romance in Horror Ryan Ross moves into an allegedly haunted house with his dad, his dad’s girlfriend and her son, after the death of his mother. While dealing with his personal drama, he also tries to solve the murder of an unnaturally alluring ghost named Brendon.

Romantic Rights

Ryan Ross is thirteen years old, and he writes songs about skipping school, being famous and snorting cocaine. He writes about girls that he’s never met, and parties that he’s never been to, and about a popularity that he’s never really had. He writes about bullshit until he’s sixteen, and has a fuckload of new experiences, new bullshit, real bullshit to write about.

Rose is a Four-Lettered Word Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.

Round and Round the Garden Spencer Smith is in for a very enlightening, but boring summer when he switches places with his favorite childhood toy. For the little brown teddy bear called George, however, this summer is going to be an unforgettable adventure.

Rubber Ducky You Are The One Brendon likes adventures, and he likes dragging Ryan along on them with him.

Ruby Red Non-con. Yay!

Rude Awakenings And Sleepless Nights When Ryan finds out, he doesn’t cry. He won’t do that, it’s not worth that.

Rules Are Made To Be Broken

Rules, Rules, Motherfucking Rules

Run Home Slow And then Brendon mentally smacks himself in the forehead. He’s only ten minutes from home. He doesn’t need to get out of the car and jerk off in a Del Taco bathroom. Which is to say, Brendon really enjoys getting tattooed.

Ryan Hearts Vibrator I have syphilis.

Ryan Ross > Ryan Seacrest American Idol. Brendon’s finally gotten his big break, and all he wants is to make it through the next round of the competition, but one particular faux hawked eyeliner-abusing asshole is making it difficult to focus…

Ryan Ross and the Great Bagel Dilemma Ryan has sex with a bagel.

Ryan Ross The Sad Robot Ryan may be a robot, but Spencer is still his best friend.

Ryan Ross Wedding Planner (What We Do is Love) Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.

Ryan the Pampered Chef Hi, I’m Ryan Ross—I live right up the street. We’re having a Pampered Chef party and you’re invited!

Ryan the Robber’s Son The night when Ryan the Robber’s Son is born, a lightning bolt splits the age-old Way fort in two.

Ryan Time Brendon interrupts Ryan “relaxing” on the bus.

Ryan Turns 21 “It’s my birthday and you’re gonna be my fucking present.”

Ryanatee Ryan, an avid manatee lover, moves to a new school. His father abuses him and everything knows he’s gay. He meets Spencer, a fat kid who is always eating and is in a group called Overeaters Anonymous with a guy named Patrick. Then he meets an overly flamboyant gay by the name of William. One day, a little Mormon boy comes to the door to talk Ryan into becoming Mormon. Then shit starts to happen.

S/he Ryan has an imaginary friend. Or imaginary enemy rather. She (or he) wraps his (or her) arms around him and whispers slimy words in his ear, making him do things he doesn’t really want to.

Salvation and Love Brendon is bullied in school but meets an adorable elf named Ryan. So Testosterone Boys or download it here Ryan is popular, funny, hot, and straight, completely straight. Brendon is new and totally smart. No one really knows him, so Ryan finds it’s his job to find out who he is. What will come of their new friendship?

Samskeyti

Save A Drum, Bang A Drum Major Brendon is a dork at bandcamp, basically.

Save A Drum, Bang A Drum Major Spencer’s best friend is falling for the guy they used to refer to as “the annoying kid from AllState”

Scene "And can’t you ever relax and let me blow you in public?”

Scenes From An Italian Love Story Ryan and Brendon fall in love in Italy, it’s really as simple as that.

Scratch My Phosphorus Skin They all did it, once upon a time (last time; no fairy tales ever), side by side, warm skin brushing as they passed the joints back and forth.

Scribbles And Butterflies What lies behind scribbles and layers of ink? Just four letters. For letters that, when written together, represented all that made Brendon happy in the world.

Seasickness Ryan and Spencer are working aboard a cruise ship when they are set to tend to two of the most famous people in America. Spencer gets Jon and Ryan gets Brendon.

Second Sight Radio! After work each day, Brendon goes into Ryan’s office and they listen to Spencer’s show together. Ryan kind of figures that Brendon is a little bit in love with Spencer. Most people who listen to his show on a regular basis are.

Second Skin Brendon and Ryan were inseparable growing up, but one day were forced to say goodbye. As fate would have it, years later they bump into each other in a coffee shop. Without knowing it, they had become each other’s second skin.

Secret Lines (and bound so tight) Ryan is wealthy, bored and prone to landing himself in the gossip pages; his former friend Brendon is an inventor who’s facing a scandal of his own. When their families lose patience, they arrange for Ryan and Brendon to be married.

Secrets And Guys Ryan and Brendon are hiding their relationship from everyone, but maybe they shouldn’t be.

Sense of Touch Brendon and Ryan turn into otters, but that’s just the beginning of the problem.

Serenade In Blue High school. Brendon makes Ryan stupid.

Seven Minutes Ryan suffers from what one could call mild panic attacks, but he insists it’s just too much stress. His midlife crisis, come twenty years early.

Seven times seven equals…? Seven minutes in heaven taken to the next level.

Sex Is The Most Awful, Filthy Thing In The World [Save It For Someone You Love] Brendon’s almost always been the Good Religious Kid from Vegas, but when he’s suddenly pulled into the grimy Chicago underworld of illegal raves and illicit drug taking by the beautiful William Beckett, his life takes an unexpected turn around. Splitting his time between weekends partying with Chicago’s finest fuck ups and weekdays struggling through school and trying to convince his parents that he is merely best friends with Ryan Ross, it’s only a matter of time before all of Brendon’s lies catch up with him…

Sex Scenes Your New Boyfriend’s Too Vanilla To Read About Ryan never knows when he’s going to hear it, whether Spencer is going to give someone the word right away or wait almost the full week before handing it out. He doesn’t know how many people will get it, or who they’ll be, or where they’ll use it. All Ryan knows is that when someone says the word, he drops to his knees and obeys.

Sex Toys

Sexy Little Things Brendon’s managed to keep his little kink private.

Shadow Children There was a law against Brendon. Not specifically him, people like him. Children born after their parents already had two babies. Shadow Children is what the population police called them. Brendon wasn’t sure if there were others like him out there.

Shameless

Ryan groans, seriously, they haven’t left the bed in over two days they’ve been having so much sex…

Sifting Through Fond Memories I only waste my time dreaming about you now. It’s all I can do. Everything leads back to you. Now that I’m here I can painlessly think about you without wondering if I can live through this.

Sight “I wish you could see what I’m seeing.”

Silent Storms

The nights that the power went out were like adventures.

Silly Rabbit Brendon receives a pair of rabbit ears and refuses to take them off. It’s starting to piss Ryan off, so he’s going to do something about it.

Silver Roses Cinderella without the magic. Ryan is an outcast in his own home, demoted to being the gardener and general slave for his evil stepbrothers, Brent and Spencer. Newcomer in town Brendon Urie is throwing a party for all the local boys, but there’s no way Ryan can get there without getting himself into trouble… Or is there?

Sing Like You Think No One’s Listening Brendon is infatuated with the new kid, but neither of them will talk.

Sing Me Something That I Can Understand

It’s Ryan’s choice to leave, really, it is. He just had no idea how bad he’d be at it.

Sing Terribly Afar

Part Three

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