Danny as a Historical Badass
So, I'm sure you have all heard at least one story about those Badasses in History, the ones who are basically Legends at this point, right?
Like Simo Hayha, the White Death. The legendary Finish Sniper who managed to get 505 Confirmed Kills in less than 100 days, and an additional 200 kills with a Sub Machine Gun.
Or Mad Jack Churchill, the Craziest Commando. The guy who went to War with a Bow and a Broadsword, inflicting the last Archery Fatality in British Military History. He and his single partner also managed to raid a Village and capture 44 unsuspecting Soliders.
I want Danny to be seen in history in the same way they were.
If we go with the AU where the events of the Show happened in the Early 1900's, Danny would reach Eligibility just in time for both World Wars.
I want one of the Batfamily Members to run across a Video online of "Roman Helmet Guy" on Tiktok talking about Danny with that Badass Music in the Background.
Like, Danny is known as the Insane Solider of WW1/WW2. The guy who somehow managed to capture entire Platoons singlehandedly. The Guy who raided Enemy Camps in the Dead of night and managed to capture High Ranking Commanders on his own. The Guy that survives life threatening wounds like it's nothing MULTIPLE TIMES, and is somwhow back on the battlefield within the hour.
Some people speculate that he was an early Metahuman, but nobody can confirm because he hasn't been seen in decades. Some people.think he must be dead by now.
And then the Batfam member does a double take because, That's Old Man Danny.
Thats the old guy who runs their favorite Cafe. He must be well over 100 years old by now, but he looks like he's in his early 70's.
And doesn't Alfred frequent that Cafe?
Yes, he does. Alfred and Danny are old War Buddies.
Idk where this is going, I feel braindead right now.
I just wanted Danny to be seen as a Historical Legend because I was binging 'Roman Helmet Guy's videos and thought of this.
Wait, wasn't Diana in WW1? Like, in the movie at least she fought in WW1, so what if she met Danny during that time? What if she wasn't the only one to rush into No-Mans Land during that action scene in the Movie?
Diana shows up in Gotham and just says, "Oh no need to worry, I'm just visiting an old Friend."
Also, I recommend watching videos on Simo Hayha, he is such a badass.
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hello gamers! my shop will briefly reopen on FEBRUARY 11th @1:00pm EST for the SNAILZ SHOP LIGHTNING ROUND‼️ pre-orders for the Sonic + Shadow Photo Standee will be open and i’ll have a few other items back in stock! more info + other updates:
📅 SCHEDULE: shop will open Feb 11th @1:00pm EST and close Feb 18th @11:59pm EST.
🦔 STANDEE PRE-ORDERS: Sonic + Shadow Photo Standee will be open for pre-orders! these will likely ship in March.
📚 OTHER ITEMS BACK IN STOCK: the Dance in Fire Zine and Sonic Charms are back in stock - but in VERY LIMITED numbers! there will also be some B-Grade zines available at a steep discount. these items will return again later this year!
💸 PRICE INCREASES: US/Puerto Rico and Canadian shipping has been raised by a dollar, and most sticker prices have been increased to $4. sorry folks, shipping is expensive :(
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lastly, i will be tabling at Triad Anime Winston-Salem (NC) in late March! i’ll have most of my stuff + standees available there (and probably some new things 👀), and i plan to re-open my online shop in April to sell con leftovers :] as always, thank you all for your support‼️
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shop update…. tomorrow wednesday the 9th!!! 6pm pst 🌟
new + restocked splatoon charms, phone grips, standees, n more! here is the link.
im very happy with how all of the new designs turned out! thank u so much for any support!! ^o^
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SHOP IS LIVE!!!!
thank you everyone! and also, happy black history month... rbs extremely appreciated, I'm meeting up with my immigration lawyer soon to start my citizenship paperwork, and that costs money 🥹❤️
International shipping = OK!
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Gold Choco Cookie
So, I got bored and turned a DnD character I had in the backlogs of "in case my main dies use this sheet", into a Cookie run OC.
And I'm not gonna lie, I think he fits in nicely-
BIO BELOW CUT!
Some say he could rig a barter with the Devil himself and get away with it, others claim that he WAS the Devil himself...
And Gold Choco Cookie himself says that he’s just a handsome devil with knack in crafting magic items and had a refined taste for gold.
And yet rumors of the "Golden Smith" were often filled with wild and strange tales of a dealmaker with witch's blood molded into his very dough. The mad creator of destructive tools powerful enough to erase entire kingdoms from the history books in their own unique and TERRIBLE ways.
Shady sales of those very same, wonderfully terrible items that typically came with a hefty price that was not always in the gold he coveted.
And with a smarmy wit that was only matched by his insatiable greed, Gold Choco Cookie had been the poster boy of infamy all his life.
But, whilst those rumors weren't unfounded, you'd be surprised to find a rather quirky and passive little fellow. Instead of some large, intimidating demon given a doughy form... A hermit who's workshop seemed to never be in the same place twice.
Sure, he was unnerving with his almost permanent grin and limitless golden limbs that were kept hidden under his cloak. But, he has never seemed interested in partaking in violence personally... more just profiting off of it.
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