Oona: "My one regret is that I didn't start taking drugs at younger age."

today NQD is #4 in the audio drama weekly chart, it's a top 5% show on listen notes, it's gonna hit 55k downloads, people are making playlists and fan art, the horny vampire show is THRIVING thank you so much I don't know how this happened but I'm delighted it has

I’ll be honest the eyes were an accident but I like them?

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HELLO???? HI???? GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO HOLY SHIT

first studio club meeting was excellent they said they need more on camera talent so its good im joining now :) they want to do more loose format shows where ppl just talk about shit n i said thats my life!!!

hi!! i'm not in the DBH fandom anymore but I just wanted to say your writing is HILARIOUS and I love the humor you integrate into it--You're doing awesome work. Keep it up <3

GASP. Oh! 🥺 Thank you so much! Especially taking time to read a fic in a fandom you’re not in! This seriously made my day 😌✨💙

I should mention that as someone that ships a lot of oc x canon, I like your oc.

WHDHDHDGDHFHD THANKS OMSSSSIFHID AAAA AAA

People are behaving extra obnoxiously today

I LOVE FLUTTERHSY!!<&×&@@*9

YELLOWJACKETS

i finished jojoloin at the right time omg

I'd forgotten how exceptional the first episode of Black Sails and the introduction of Captain Flint are. In one (1) episode they point to this soggy, angry little man and go: this is the most dangerous pirate of the seven seas. he wouldn't even win a swordfight. he beat someone to death with his bare fists and is ready to do it again. he probably cries himself to sleep at night. he's the most collected, composed man you've ever seen. he throws furniture around in a fit when he's angry. he talks about the importance of trust and honesty. he doesn't believe any of it. he can completely change someone's mind when he talks to them. the people closest to him know not to trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. he's in control of the narrative. he's trapped in a web of lies of his own making. he's made himself into a legend. everything he's built is just one second away from falling apart. he inspired a whole nation. he's the number one public enemy. he's a hero. he's a monster. he's just one man. he's starting a war against the whole world.

Dear Lady Who Did Not Recognize Me As Security and decided to stand in the whole ass doorway in a "You move first" social dominance move when I ran into the building through the exit doors: I totally understand that I looked like the asshole, but please know that I was between points A and B in a time-sensitive emergency involving police and. Really you could have. Stepped left. Without too much trouble. Like it would not have been difficult to just step left. Like even if I was just a random fellow visitor, if I was booking it full speed inside through a clearly labeled exit door yelling "excuse me miss, beg your pardon" with a phone in hand you could have just assumed I wasn't just a dickhead. Would have been nice. Faster, too. For both of us. Just saying. Please

you just know if Moreau hadn’t interrupted that Ethan would’ve gone sicko mode right then and there

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE SCARF HAS RETURNED

IT HAS RETUNNNNNEDDDD

Credit to @linkeduniverse

[chapter 408] extended cut - sewer chase scene