Round and round and round

so. that cyclones a pretty wild ride huh

Ride the Ice cone or whatever it’s called

Ride the cyclone fan art, featuring my two favorites!! I'm actually quite proud of it. :3

At long last, Conrad gets a bio!

Conrad is the co-host for the morning announcements at Saint Cassian’s (alongside @kingcho’s Enid Crossings) and the semi-host of a low-budget community radio station. His voice is literally inescapable, hence being designated the “loudest boy in town.” Despite his stereotypical “bully jock from an 80s teen movie” look and weird local celebrity status, Conrad is never mean on purpose, but he’s not exactly attuned to the feelings of others, and frequently runs his mouth and says the worst possible thing for a given situation. His concept is loosely inspired by a niche genre of campy 1950s and 60s novelty songs about lovable teens dying in horrendous car crashes. Practically joined at the hip with @kingcho’s finest loser, Enid Crossings. Bonus info: he has four brain cells on the best of days, seems to drive that terribly on purpose, he’s a massive ham, his sense of self crumbles without an “audience,” he has canonically violated the Geneva convention, and word around the school says that he and Enid are more than just friends.

(Psst! For more info, check out his Karnak-style intro spiel with stage directions below the cut. If you still need more, follow his tag here on my blog, or ask me directly if you want!)

“Conrad Curtis. Born August 5th. Leo…evidently. Favorite ride: the plate-breaking game.

Born into a long-running small-town-celebrity tradition, Conrad inherited a ‘poster boy’ spot on Uranium’s very own community radio station, 104.5. With a pair of enthusiastically supportive parents, a spot on what could charitably be called the Saint Cassian’s baseball team, and excessive peer adulation, Conrad has never known anything short of praise and smooth sailing…with the sole exception of the day he learned that he had only been raised Catholic so that he could eventually become ex-Catholic, as all his forefathers had been.”

[A random cardboard cutout of the Pope appears from behind part of a broken carnival game. CONRAD throws a fastball at it, knocking it down.]

“In perhaps his first introduction to a regular human with a regular life, he befriended Enid Crossings during their tenure in a school production of Bye Bye Birdie. Enid ran tech backstage. Conrad played…”

[CONRAD performs an abhorrent, Elvis-esque hip swivel.]

“…himself. Despite the fact that Enid had caused his father’s infertility due to grievous testicular trauma during Field Day games only a few years prior— don’t act that part out, please— the two quickly became inseparable, operating as the school’s morning announcers.

Hotshot. Golden boy. Voice of the North. Uranium’s radiant son.

Conrad Curtis. The loudest boy in town.”

Feeling like i haven’t drawn them in a while…. Ride the cyclone fans what do you want me to draw?

feeling a little feisty today so here goes

10k notes on this post and i will post one (1) rtc ship artwork

(bonus: person who gets to 10k will be the one to pick which ship)

EDIT: figures this needs a deadline too so you have until march first!!

edit AGAIN: y’alls missed the deadline but i will still draw the ship artwork! i’ll make a poll and whichever ship wins will get the drawing!

Constance Blackwood 🍭

I cannot be the only person who cries like a BABY during Jawbreaker. I mean UGLY CRYING 😭😭 she’s a deeply relatable character for me, & I LOVE HER W MY WHOLE HEART 🙋🏽

Girlie just wants a hug (I love her so much I am going to die)

I’ve been thinking a lot about this moment in the musical

Don’t tag as ship pls!

Oh my Talia- Я тебе кохаю

Jane Doe 🫶🫶

More of them cause yeah . I think they’re neat

+ extras cause I thought that reblog with the tag about her chugging holy water was hilarious honestly the idea of her being Buddhist but chugging holy water proves that she’d do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING in her power to get her gay away it’s so 😭😭😭😭 poor girl…. The struggles of comphet homosexuality is real…… praying 4 u girl 🙏🙏

My poor girl ocean is QUAKING, SHAKING and SHUDDERING in her boots oml ABHJSJHBJH

I have this little headcanon that instead of saying hell just plainly she’d reiterate it letter by letter like h-e-l-l whenever referring to it or “h-e-double hockey sticks” I find it so funny idk

npmd x rtc

An unexpected crossover... Max Jagerman and Jane Doe

P.s. It's too funny.. Maybe I'll draw something else

Did someone say rtc redesign