“c. Riggy is the most trau-”

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP C.RIGGY ISNT THE ONLY ONE IN THIS ARG WHO HAS SUFFERED

“b-but he tries to be perfect b-”

ATLEAST HE DIDNT FAIL TO SAVE SOMEONE, GOT HIS ARM CUT OFF, BURNT OUT (GIFTED CHILDED), CRASHED BY A TRAIN WHILE SKATEBOARDING, PULLED AN ALL NIGHTER JUST TO GET KIDNAPPED BY HIS CLONE,GOT VERBALLY ABUSED BY HIS CLONE, WAS OVERLOOKED AND SUPER SICK,GOT CHEATED ON, HAS HIS UNCLE MISSING, GOT HIS KIDNEY STOLEN BY PENGUIN(S), PROB SCHIZOPHRENIC, WANTED A RAISE TO THE POINT HE WENT INSANE, GOT BRAINWASHED THEN EXPLODED TO DEATH.

(talking about bundun, c.bundun, royalpear, royalmelon, danno and riggy)

Guys is this a leak for shorts wars season 3

@bunnisnewblog HERE YOU GO VINEBOOMVINEBOOMVINEBOOM

i made a silly lol joke thread on Twitter but its accidentally made me make this...

Shorts wars season 666 looking fire ngl/j

(Can crack AUs be a thing now because there's crack ships so why not crack AUs)

[Joe's been teleported to Melon]

Hey are you alright?

~@ask-joe-caine

Y.. yeah am fine...

Posted it on Twitter so I'll post it here as well!!!

TRANS PEAR TRANS PEAR TRANS PEAR TRANS PEAR

Ok so this may sound silly but can you ship someone with their clone??? I mean they have their own personalities and everything…

ok hear me out tho

This fucking idiot reacting to his clone being alive 😭

and the ship name is “fruit salad” bc it’s Melon and Pear :>

The royal's are so cute <3

og pic/reference:

I am so normal about this ARG I am so normal about Shorts Wars I am so normal about Clone Pear/RoyalMelon (whatever the clone’s name is)

The supposed final RoyalMelon stream is happening in less than 10 minutes and I had to get this out

Melon’s whole thing is so tragic, actually. Just telling the viewers with a defeated sigh that it’s his last week alive, knowing he has no power to stop it and he’s just a replaceable tool in the eyes of whoever the boss is. Please let Pear be able to save him. No idea what’d happen after that considering Melon is just a character and it’s not like he can go on to form his own autonomous channel. But I still want him to live

I made their designs distinguished with Melon having duller colors and generally being taller (bc the PNG that he is seems to have a slightly varied anatomy from the Rumble World model that Pear is)

i think before the trial itd be fun if the boss noticed melon being there (cuz he probably is) and tries to convince melon to join clonevpn again. and then melon essentially says 'fuck you' to that bitchlet

Hrdifhrdjkgski please I need a shorts wars au where RoyalMelon lives can someone please write a fanfic I’m desperate please please I’m begging you ILL EVEN TAKE WATTPAD-

Hey guyxsjudks

The shorts wars lore IS FUCKING confusing. SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE MORE BOSSES!?!???

am still deppressed bc ROYALMELON AND PHALEUR STILL ARENT ALIVE/SHOW A SIGN OF BEING ALIVE/MENTIONED

@youve-been-tropiusd could you try to tropiused this :3

Spring break madness: day 3

“You ok baby? You haven’t even touched your huskerdust salad yet.”

I like drawing gay people. Gay people make me happy.

when r we getting cookie melon ‼️

You know... Royal Melon already sounds like a name for a cookie run character so...

It's Royal Melon Cookie :3

(This saved me from my art block)