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So. Anyone wanna see the au details me and @iys-cloud made?
No?
TOO BAD!
Au info and headcanons:
Danno: serial killer. The only link between his kills are that everyone killed has wronged Riggy(or his friends) in some way, like by threatening them or smth, on most of his kills he leaves a note or a blue object for the police to find; his first kill was the boss and his cool down period is usually long(except when someone threatens his friends). He sends bloodied gifts to cdot all the time and owes mogswamp a favor. Pear is his weapons dealer and he has a good enough relationship with Melon and Jonny
Some hc about him:
He carves little statues for his close friends made out of human bone
He's favorite knife is a blue dented one that riggy gave to him. He keeps it under his bed in a shoe box along with the rest of his favorite weapons
Once disappeared an entire division of cops
Created a ‘magical’ soap that washes blood really well
He's ominous and creepy with his friends
If he gifts you something it WILL HAVE blood on it
Riggy: you already know Riggy. Riggy has done an unreasonable amount of crime. Nothing has changed with Riggy. Knows about Datchia but so far has said nothing. Owes mogswamp a favor
Some hc about him:
Danno gifted him a bunny statue that he values more than he cares to admit
Gave danno his knife and a machete
Cdotkom: he's the one guy that knows someone, has connections everywhere and in general is the guy you don't want to mess with bc as said, he knows everyone, friends with Danno, Riggy, Melon and Pear. Owes mogswamp a favor
Some hc about him:
Dannos first gift was a bloodied console(with pikmin in it), a finger and a note
Somehow his house is still blood stain free
He's pals with Melon
Danno gave him a bit of his blood soap
Don't be mistaken, he has a knife(that Danno gave him) and will use it if necessary
Pear: head of the Royal Mafia and Danno and Riggy’s weapons dealer. Is roommates with and works with Melon. He may or may not have given someone a concussion by complete accident a few times, ‘rivials’ with bundun. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor or two.
Some hc about him:
He gifts Danno and riggy limited edition pokemon cards with every weapon they buy, bc of this they have almost every single one
Has a little pokemon statue made of human bone in his bedroom, Danno gabe it to him one day as a ‘thank you’ gift
Melon: renown hacker, works with pear and sometimes Danno, Cdot or mogswamp, He's Jonnys mentor and Dans role model; owns a clone rehabilitation center that unindoctrinates them. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor.
Some hc about him:
He can find your address with a single photo
WILL find anything if you give him a day or two
Mogswamp: He knows almost every mafia boss on the planet, everyone owes this guy a favor. EVERYONE.(except Dan)
Dan/Clone Danno: He's 12 year old, and an innocent little guy who is like the iPad kid son to CR and looks up to Melon, he's staying in the clone rehab center while CR finds a home for them.
Some hc about him:
He dyed part of his hair green bc of Melon(even if he doesn't admit it)
Has a bunch of toys
He's still alive solely bc Danno forgives him for following the bosses order
He's scared shitless of Danno
Has a little scar in his neck from the time Danno almost killed him
Clone Riggy/Pasta man/CR/ Preston: wanted thief, rich af but still somehow doesn't have a house, he's Dans parental figure and steals a bunch of toys for him. Currently living in Melons rehab center. Owes mogswamp a favor.
Some hc about him:
The only reason he's alive is because Dannos forgiven him for following the boss
Danno almost killed him, multiple times
Bundun: He tries to start a mafia to rival Pear but it never works bc Pear works with Melon, has tried to convince Jonny to work with him but it never worked, knows better than to owe mogswamp a favor(still owes him one though). He just feels left out from the crime and is jealous of Pear.
Jonny: Melons student, just wanted to learn to code not hack, got wrapped into this mess without wanting, he's low-key just there.
Phaleur: He knows what everyone is doing but won't tell bc he values his life and want to live. He's like the secret keeper, he doesn't participate but he knows. He knows your secrets.
Police tried to interrogate him, all he said was basically ‘I would tell but i want to live and my friends would kill both me and you if I told’.
Joe Caine: literally no clue what’s going on. (Eventually he’s gonna stumble upon Datchia on tumblr, confront Pear about it, and have it be a whole situation)
Datchia: Yknow those corkboards with the red string? Make that a person. The conspiracy theorist that’s actually onto something but they’re on tumblr so nobody notices. Her investigation started when she noticed that most of the murder notes mentioned a “sewer rat” and that was Riggy’s contact name in Danno’s phone
Some hc about her:
‘Y’ALL THE SHORTS YOUTUBERS ALL COMMIT CRIME YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME’
Scared out of her mind constantly because she knows Pear and Melon know what she’s doing
Bambeyo(or whatever): Dead. Danno and Riggy exploded him with what was left of the vpn facility.
#cdot#mogswamp#shorts wars#riggy the rabbit monkey#riggy the runkey#clone riggy#royalpear#royalmelon#phaleur#jonny razer#joe caine#bundun#clone danno#pasta man#datchia#au#criminal au#holy shit this is a lot#bambaeyoh#i completely forgot#about bambaeyoh#lol oops
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Ah, we’re doing catchphrases now? Ok!
“It’ll be fine…”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK WHAT ME?”
I need more catchphrases…
My list of catchphrases
”You UNCULTURED S W I N E —“
“Erm WTF!!!!!”
“Heh???”
“*is shot and killed*”
“HOWDY BITCHES”
And now, a collection of Autumn swearing:
“What the mcfuck”
“What the fuckle”
“Oh, fuckity”
“FUCC YOUU”
“What the double mcshit with fries and a coke is going on here?”
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@aki16official I’m prepared to give you exclusive access to the SWLYWDT doc and the criminal creators shorts wars au, dm me for details.
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Berlog
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men
like this if you dont
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Demisexual, demiromantic, omnisexual! It’s complicated.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Count me in
Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers
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