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#rips it right out of the wall
bastardblvd · 10 months
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GRIMETOWN CONSTRUCTION CREW IS FLOURISHING IN THIS ECONOMY WITH ALL THE NEW STRIP CLUBS OPENING
CASSIE JKFDSALS CAN U PICTURE SLIMEBALL CONSTRUCTION WORKER!KIRISHIMA INSTALLING THE POLE AND THEN TAKING IT FOR A SPIN
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kheyys-worms · 6 months
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Plucking away at your happiness.
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Another fic fanart, this time it's inspired by another @merakiui's masterpiece: His Blueberry Eyes 💙💙 Go check the fic out! But do read the warnings first cause, boy... ngl, this one's heavy--
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hella1975 · 9 months
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hi hella I read the first 2 chapters of aftg and this is how it went
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ok tbh I was planning on going further than two chapters like I said I'm in a mountain shack rn internet isn't always great and also my dad would prefer that I'm not constantly on my phone so I was SUPPOSED to do more reading. but. tee bee h. I got through 2 chapters and was like oh I'm so fucking bored let me get on tumblr again
okay but your commentary is so fucking funny
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cal4hysteria · 6 months
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juggalo joner
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
juggaloner
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
juggajoner
*EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*
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anotherpapercut · 1 year
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when I was in 8th grade I had the same teacher for physics and geometry and he was like one of those dudes who always wanted to be one of the cool kids but never was so now he got to be the cool teacher that all the cool kids loved so he would like straight up bully the weird kids (me and my friends lol ✌️) and I thought it was wack as hell that a grown ass man was calling my friend, a 13 year old girl, stupid in front of the whole class for asking a fucking question so I constantly told him to back off and would get in full on screaming matches with the man about why he was not allowed to treat us like that (at one point I basically told him that if he ever made my friend cry again I would not rest until his teaching license was revoked lol) and it got to the point where he was like. actually for real beefing with me during class and in the hallways when he saw me and sometimes after school
anyway I just wanna say first of all fuck you Mr. Glasson, second of all what kind of like 28 y/o man has a fr beef with a fucking 13 year old. I literally wore a cloak to school. he was having beef with a child with pink hair, in a cloak. can you fucking imagine jsbdksbdndmdbnd
#one time i was early for class and i was in like the advanced program so most of us had the majority of our core clases together#so we were all talking abt the history honework due later today and i told my friend that i had made drawings for my answers#and showed her and my other friends and then my other classmates wanted to see so they were like passing it around#then like literally the second the bell rang‚ right as it was being handed back to me to be put away‚ he snatched it out of my fucking hand#and ripped part of it and crumpled it up and threw it in the fucking trash!#and fucking said 'class has started no other work is allowed'#which was bullshit because he used to help the jocky kids with their fucking other classes homework during class so fuck him#anyway i was really upset because i had worked really hard on it and i was afraid i would get a 0 on the assignment#then after class this kid that was one of the cool kids who had like never talked to me in any sort of kind way before#walked up to me and gave me the assignment back#he had dug it out of the trash (glasson actually made sure to put it under food that was in there :))#and hed wiped it off and smoothed it out and taped it back together#and he couldnt really meet my eyes but as he handed it to me he said 'im sorry. that was really messed up. you didnt deserve that' and left#it still stands out to me as an unbelievably kind gesture#shout out to horned (his last name)#oh and another time id finished literally all my class work and my homework and id helped my friend finish hers#and there was like 20 minutes of class left to i decided to practice my circular gallifreyan and the mother fucker did the exact same thing#bitch what did you want me to do? i completed my work and then did your fucking job for you and helped my friends#should i have stared at a wall????#FUCK you mr glasson i hope ur wife left u#also i stole his personal copy of his favorite book AND a textbook AND a graphing calculator#bc he told us once he had to pay for them out of his own pocket and they were really expensive ❤️#i also did manage to kick him in the shin once and stomp on his foot another time without getting in trouble#amd i always wondered why he didnt have me suspended#but now im p sure it was to cover his own ass because he had 2 classes of witnesses who'd seen him say nasty shit to me#as well as an entire hallway of teachers who once heard us fucking screaming at each other#that was the time i threatened to get his license revoked ❤️❤️
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stargirlrchive · 7 months
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LMAOOOOOOO side eye
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majormeilani · 1 year
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i once again am truthing about how conductor and grooves love hat kid and bow kid soooooo much they're their grandpas and they can't wait to see them again. like if the splash screen for act 1 of ch 2 doesn't convince you they love and adore them so much then idk what to tell you. they literally have little hearts above their heads they care about them so much.
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sunnydice · 9 months
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man.
#i had this whole post ive been trying to formulate for so so long. abt my issues w ceewilbur and ccwilburisms and#to clarify i do like cwilb he is one of my faves. ik it may seem i wanna bite his arm off smtimes and i Do but#its mostly bitterness directed to the stuff Around him if that makes sense. yk the response to lots abt him#the way the overcompensation abt how he can be villanized swinging into a state where he Cant and never Did and wrong and if you critique#or acknowledge it you get snipped at and demeaned and treated like its a targeted hit on the mentally ill when its like#a mild disagreement with one of the most popular characters in the fanbase Easily#and w cc wil i do think he is just sm guy. im sure he's a nice dude idrc abt the ccs usually but he seems alright enough even tho he has v#goofy ahh takes and opinions but that doesnt make you Evil#but when i dive into what really has made me feel so alienated and snippy its. llmao its the racism yeah lol its super very much the racism#its very very prevelent and very common and very unchallenged. and it like. upsets me so bad its why i keep bailing on making my actual#full detailed post abt it. cuz everytime i try to formulate my thoughts i just get upset and frustrated i wanna rip my hair out#its hard not to feel like im talking to a wall when its so common and unchecked and. ive seen rightful critiques of these spaces and how#ppl interact with them Openly Mocked and brushed aside and treated like 'petty sensative internet drama' that ppl need to 'just get over'#sorry man im a fucking 🇲🇽 i cant exactly log off and Stop Experiencing Racism. and sorry that me feeling alienated and tired and sad abt#it is an inconvenience for you llol#and like idk. im not upset w anyone in particular this isnt a call out post or vague who give a shit and.#eh maybe im stupid but i really really believe a lot of ppl arent doing it on purpose#its just bein parroted ik i get it but#am i rlly not allowed to be tired? why should it feel like my responsibility to hold ppls hand and go hey mb treat poc and darker skinned#ppl like ppl. maybe you should examine why you need so many things made palatable to you through conventionally attractive whiteness first#idk. idk!!! am i crazy who fucking knows#but it has been weighing on me stupid style so bad#the shrinking fanbase and primarily yk common stragglers has just. rlly felt like a magnifying glass to my already existing issues abt it#idk man. idk im tired and im at work its 100°+ and my head hurts so this is all yr getting. lea me alone#and again this isnt a vague who Cares. just wanted to get it off my chest finally#huri.txt#discourse#<- ig
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heyheydidjaknow · 9 months
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I am almost done with part 1 of the secret history and may I just say that these are the stupidest children I have ever read about? Orel Puppington has more understanding of nuance than these nerds. Their teacher taught a class where the implicit moral is to indulge in your animalistic side in moderation and they heard “yo let’s starve ourselves and stay awake for three days to try and see god thats a fun after school activity!” And then after murdering a man one of these idiots decide to write that he killed a man in a diary he bought on a vacation with someone who literally speaks his language and it’s like how has Darwinism kept you alive this long? And now Henry’s talking about poison mushrooms and basing his survival on what I think is a night quill red bull fallacy? Because of some book he read and dog torture? The fuck, man?
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Hey I need some cat advice!
I’ve been doing my best to research things online through articles and videos, I’ve also been talking to my friends/family that own cats, and I talked to a vet back when I first got him, but this is my first time ever having a cat so everything is super new to me (I’ve only had him for about 3 months now).
We’re having some behavior issues and I wanted to see if anyone had any advice for training or what I can do to help him so he’s not acting out. I worry that many things are my fault just because I’m not used to handling a cat.
I want to start off saying he really is so SWEET. He sleeps with me every night, loves to cuddle on my lap while I work or watch movies, loves play time, will come up and give me kisses and rub all over me when I come home from the store or school, and he never hisses or anything like that.
BUT when he wants my attention he is INSISTENT and it doesn’t matter that I’m sleeping, working, eating etc.
At first he meows but I can’t always get up and give him what he wants (usually either food or playtime).
If he doesn’t get what he’s after, he starts biting me (he literally just walks up to my leg and bites it - 0/10 don’t enjoy).
Then if I continue to not give him what he wants he starts destroying things because that always gets me to actually get up and pay attention to him. He still doesn’t get the thing he wants but it does get me to move.
This has led to a couple broken items and (this is the one that really baffles me here) the eating of anything and everything paper.
He has eaten like 6 or 7 art prints right on the wall and I’ve had to slowly start taking down any that he can reach... my walls are going to wind up barren because he keeps eating them. He’s also eaten the cover of the book I was reading, my planner, the printer paper right out of the printer, and more.
I try and keep him on a routine so that he knows when it’s feeding time/play time/cuddle time etc. but this does not seem to matter to him.
For example, he gets fed at 6am and 6pm everyday but starting at about 4am and 4pm he turns into a menace every five seconds to tell me he’s hungry.
I’m feeding him the right portions listed on the food I give him for his weight/age so I’m not starving him and I don’t want to over feed him since he’s indoor only and therefore gets less exercise.
My final ditch effort has been shutting him out of the room I’m in after he starts the destruction phase (the bedroom when I’m sleeping or the office when I’m working). But now he’s taken to clawing up the carpet under the door (I’m in an apartment so I’ll have to pay those damages) and just slamming himself into the door.
Any advice? What should I do to try and train him to be patient or how to behave when he wants something?
My attempts at research were mostly about sticking to a routine and not acknowledging them (for example, ignore the cats meows when they try to wake you up so that they learn this doesn’t work and let you sleep)... but I’m already sticking to a routine and me ignoring his behaviors has just led him to escalating further and further into behavior I don’t like/want.
I don’t know what to do and I don’t ever want to hurt him or make him feel unloved but it’s already painful for me (physically with the biting and emotionally with him wrecking my stuff) and is going to start to get expensive too as I start having to replace items or pay my apartment for damages.
He is more important and valuable than anything and everything in my apartment but that still doesn’t mean I wanna deal with him eating all the paper in my apartment or biting me to get attention
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supercantaloupe · 1 year
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if one more thing goes wrong this week i'm going to Fucking lose it
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aahsoka · 1 year
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how did meteor garden manage to do the forced kiss WORSE than boys over flowers. like considering how much newer the show was I was HOPING theyd just skip it entirely but noooo it was WORSE
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trans-ylvania · 1 year
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Hi are you okay?
thank you for checking in, i really appreciate it <3 yeah im fine it was just a very intense burst of anxiety but as panic attacks go it was better than usual (only ~15-20 minutes and i didn't get a headache!!!)
if you're not referring to that post and just happened to send this at an unfortunate time and just meant in general then. no
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chisatowo · 1 year
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The grizzco splatana <33333
#rat rambles#splat posting#Im going to absolutely suck ass with it Im sure but Im still excited#bestie is gonna fucking evaporate cohozuna like holy shit#and it pierces armor too like??? its like the grizzco sloshet but probably easier to pick up#not easy mind you but easier#also rip to the big swig that kit fucking sucks bro#and it honestly looks a lil pathetic in general? I imagine itll have to more so play to poke rather than go full murder#which if thats what theyre going fot then maybe tjats why they pyt wall and vac on it but I still dont thing thatll work out for it well#oh also the wiper buff is so fucking cool I might try picking it up again tbh#my main issue with it had always been its paint and now its paint is just fucking spectacular#also the new big run songggggggg god it bangs so hard#already seeing ppl complaining abt it too as Im sure ppl will always do with new salmon run music til the end of time djdjgskdh#also Im gonna need to check a bunch of song names now that we have them I love the idea of the song credits at the opening of a battle#anyways if anyone would wanna play salmon run with me hmu Im gonna be trying to get back on the grind leading up to this grizzco weekend#and also big run ofc#also for marooners bay or whatever its called welcome back worstie Im sure Ill want you as dead as in 2 <3333#I just want her back (arc polaris)#but yeah the grizzco splatana isnt wjat I was expecting it to be but Im not complaining#I was expecting a faster splatana but I got the pathetic range right at least fudjdhdkh
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explorerspack · 2 years
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say one thing about me if i’m gonna get a character permakilled it WILL be narratively satisfying.
#cha:arcis#c:megadungeon#rip to my girlie i really am so sad about it but at least it was fucking COOL.....#so poignant to get killed by something that is trying to protect the stolen artifacts and hidden knowledge of the city#she came to this city for the knowledge! to protect it and spread it and know it and most CERTAINLY get it out of a dusty closed off room#so perfectly fitting to get killed only INCHES away from all these relics and books and symbols of knowledge but not able to investigate any#SO delicious to have taken the front line for once instead of staying safely in a corner#and to have taken the front line away from MAX! she ended up where she was bc max was in a rug and we needed a buffer!#no max getting killed trying to tank this time!#SO delightful to have sort-of accidentally baited a wizard duel and to have my own tricks turned right back on me#and the imagery of getting swarmed by these animated books and having the amber wall slam down behind her....#standing alone at the front of the room...'fine. that's fine. let's fucking play.' which she may not have said as a threat but which i've#decided she certainly DID whisper to herself in krutske#wizard hubris!#and then saving on hold person allowing one last look back at her party and one last solid nod#a nod meaning 'thanks' and 'you know what to do' and 'goodbye' and 'see you later' and 'well. here we go!' all at once#and then the train station....the camera cut the black....#AUGH!#beautiful mix of symbolic and also fucking cool. if you've gotta have a pc death that's not a bad way to go at all.
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crystalkleure · 2 years
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It looks like the refrigerator just fucking exploded or something apparently
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