ripper and axel, what have you been up to? still going strong? and if so, how do you feel about competing again, this time as a couple?
“After the first season, we realized we actually go to the same high school. Which, like, what were the odds of that? I’d actually always ignored Ripper whenever I saw him because he annoyed the hell out of me back then.”
“Hey!”
“No offense. I mean, mild offense.”
“Eh, I deserve that, actually.”
“So, anyways, imagine everyone’s shock when we came back after the second season. I will say something and pray McLean doesn’t cut it out – the whole kissing thing? You know, making out all the damn time? Yeah, most of that was scripted. I won’t say which scenes exactly, but most of them, especially the more, uh… You know, ‘intense’ sessions.”
“Some of them were real, though!”
“It always feels real with you.”
“Aww, babe!”
“So, we’ve been going on dates almost every day, since we also live in the same part of the city. We go to the gym together, applied for part-time jobs together, we also visit each other’s houses a lot, though mine is the one we mostly go to, because of… well… Ripper’s parents. They’re… a lot.”
“They could always be worse—”
“Doesn’t help that they’re already bad, babe.”
“…Well, I can’t argue with that… Wait, can I?”
“No, you can’t. Your parents fucking suck.”
“Aw, damn it.”
“Going back on Total Drama as a couple is never a good thing for the contestants, well, except Bowie and Raj, but even they had a fight… We’ll be the first to break that cycle, though. I have faith in our relationship. I… really think that…”
“What was that? You’re whispering, I couldn’t hear you.”
“I—forget it.”
“No, come on, I wanna hear it!”
“I just wanted to say that I—I can see us together in the future, still.”
“Oh.”
“Are you—”
“No—”
“Are you crying??”
“No! I have allergies!”
“To what?”
“Feelings!!”
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You're gay because you like men, I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same.
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