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vivaladicamillo · 9 months

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RYAN DUNN WITH A GOTH AND METALHEAD GN READER

heyy yalll im backkk, took a little break for a bit but IM BACK BABYYYY, ive been getting into goth culture a lot as of recent and have been changing my style to fit around it more so this is js a silly little thing to fuel my brain ☺️☺️ enjoyyy

WARNINGS: none

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GOTH

ok so really i think ryan would LOVEE a goth s/o

but it depends on the era of him

if we r talking BEGINNING of cky days i feel like he would be into it but NEVERRR let yk abt it

if we r taking 1999 ryan oh my god hed fall in love with u then and there

we all know back then he had a little thing for more hardcore women (COUGH COUGH YALL EVER SEEN GLOREN BRO, the leather jacket RYAN WE KNOW WHO U RR)

i feel like he would be curious about it

just with how intricate the style is

i feel like hed be into all the styles of goth ngl, hes js so curious on how it all works

the closet thing hes really seen of goth is bam fanboying over ville

soo not much to compare it too

i feel like he would ask so many questions

just like “where do u find clothes like that??” “how long does it take u to get ready?” js air headed questions

if u started dating him tho oh my god hes a sweetheart

anything halloween related that looks edgy in the slightest he will buy and say it reminded him of u

will help tie up corsets, clip on necklaces, and always have a spare pair of flat shoes on him just incase ur heels start to kill ur feet

obsessed with the make up, he thinks its so cool (and so hot)

oh bam is lowkey so jealous

especially if u are a fan of ville

ryan would try and color match his shirts to ur outfits

u wearing red? his shirt is gonna be red

purple? he has a purple button up somewhere

hes js so in love w u he doesnt care

will be the type of guy to run to the store last minute to get accessories for an outfit for u

also will buy u those overly expensive edgy ass heels from the store bc he know u will rock them

probably has tried on some of ur platformed shoes or heels and busted his ass

bam would probably be there dying laughing bc of it

or he would casually put on a hair piece or some necklaces and imitate you (he swears it out of love)

honestly would let u give him a gothic makeover, js dont show bam

he doesnt reallyy get whats going on but he loves it anyways bc he loves u

METALHEAD

oh he thinks ur so cool

depending on what metal genre u prefer he would listen to so many songs from it

i feel like he’d be a little intimidated at first bc mf thinks HIM and CKY is hardcore

he will buy patches for ur battle vest

love hearing u go on about the bands

WILL GO TO CONCERTS WITH U

warning tho hes gonna try and fucking stage dive into the mosh pit

hes gonna get his ass KICKED

loves ur accessories

the gauntlet cuffs, the bullet belts he thinks its so edgy and cool

hes a little scared of the corpse paint tho

hes seen bam do it but never fully going out with it

when he walks into the room and see u just with two massive black holes for eyes a white face and a frown drawn on it kinda scares him for a second

but he thinks its so cool after he realized

wants u to do it on him

literally if u do he will js be staring in the mirror of a good 20 lins is awe

will go to bar shows with u

cant fight for shit tho so if someone starts shit goodluck LMAOOO

lowkey would grow his hair out bc one of ur fav bands fav members has long hair

hes wayy more into this probably then the gothic vibe but tbh ryans such a sweetheart if he liked u, HE LOVEDDD u

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hey yall so hope u enjoyed, ive been really into both these scenes recently and broo the goth metal style is my favvv, its hella cool. i need to start writing on here again lmk if i should do other cky/jackass members with different styles and genre loving readers!! byeeee :))

#jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #cky4 #cky2k #ryan dunn #ryan dunn fluff #ryan dunn x reader #rip ryan dunn we miss u !#Spotify

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ryansdunn · 2 years

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dating bam margera (vlb era), a moodboard ˚ ༘ ✭ ⋆

#bam margera #viva la bam #jackass #cky #ryan dunn #johnny knoxville #my edit #rip to the quality #aaa this is so bad but i just wanted to post something lol

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livingdeadfairy · 6 months

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#ryan dunn #rip🥀

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leechhealer · 2 years

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#jackass #ryan dunn #mtv #jackass tv show #2000s tv shows #2000s #00s icons #gifs #jackass gifs #2000s gifs #nostalgia #2000s icons #rip #ultimate fighting #rhettergifs #my gifs #90s aesthetic #2000s aesthetic

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gocryaboutitt · 2 years

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The bestest of friends

#ryan dunn #bam margera #jackass #rip #their friendship #is unmatched #we love them

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mtvwildboyz · 2 years

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redbubble deep dive

#dickhouse #how many dickhouse rip offs do you see #chris pontius #no no no that’s #ryan dunn #bam margera #i’m his controversial gf #or wife apparently

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nuclearpoweredsniper · 2 months

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oh my God I just saw the title of your askbox it never registered that it's named after he fell for the soup.

HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!!!

#rip ryan dunn </3 #entropy.ask

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jaeedraszaerysz · 8 months

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JOHNNY, BAM, STEVE-O, CHRIS AND RYAN WITH A NORTHERN ENGLISH S/O

Notes: this might have some more teesside oriented aspects so I apologise and I try to keep it as neutral as possible while still writing decent shit ✨️

Warnings: swearing, injury (obv u fuckin dumbass), sexual references??

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

Will 100% dress up in a suit and take you to a fancy ass restaurant while working his shittiest English accent

Got confused as fuck when you started using any slang/roadman terms

Defos uses words wrong

Went round calling everyone wanker for a full day

Thought chav was a fucking food at first defos

LOVES HEARING U SPEAK

will listen to u chat for hours

MY DAYS HES OBSESSED

So let's say jackass came to England yea

And u went up north to visit ur mates and stuff yea

Wouldn't understand a fuckin thing u was on about if u were talking to your mates

Thought a parmo was a sex move and was GOBSMACKED

He defos went to a pub with u and the guys and they got the piss ripped of them by a bunch of sweaty geezas in their 50s 😭

Take him to any beach and you will 100% have to restrain him from jumping of the end of a pier into a bunch of rocks

Caught onto u saying innit so much and now says it unironically and the guys have a laugh taking the mick out of him

Poor sod

But he's devoted to you

Defos would make roadman and chav skits w u outside a maccies or a tesco extra

BAM MARGERA

Asking if u know every single British rockstar to ever exist

Was confused when u told him it was almost 5 hours from London to anywhere near ur gaff

Got scrapped by a bunch of year 7s outside a one stop if u took him to England

Takes the mick out of yu in a cute way

Copies ur words

DEFOS TOLD JOHNNY TO PACK IT IN ONCE AND U WERE FUCKING CREASING

Told him u met Janick Gers from iron maiden and had drinks wiv him in the pub one time and he almost diedddd.

You could defos persuade him to dress up in a Adidas traccy and run fru ur local shopping center screaming sweet Caroline and tripping over eachother

you took him to hmv?

Big mistake

He never wants to leave

Defos has all the badges and posters

Spent an hour minimum sat on the floor with you looking at the band t shirts

Would complain constantly about weather but would kiss you in the rain

Got stuck in a shitty kids swing at the park

CHRIS PONTIUS

Lives for your voice

Copies ur every word

If u took him to ur hometown he would cling onto your arm and NOT let go

Called someone a geezer at a local boots and got scrapped

Yano them rando tarzees kids make out of rope and stuff but their always like 50 meters of the ground?

He found one

Jumped off

Flew like a mufucken bird

BEANS ON TOAST

WHAT AN INVENTION

His mind was opened to the 4th dimension that day

Imagine he pulled a party boy stunt in the town center

GOT CALLED A NONCEWING BY A BUNCH OF CHAVS

Wore a tie everywhere u went while u were their

Says oh my days religiously now

Fails a stunt? Oh my days

Trips? Oh my days

Bam pulls a rocky on him? Oh my fucking days

LOVES YOU SM THO

His little English, tea drinking princess

STEVE-O

Steve-o lived in England for alot of his childhood, always on the move so he was a bit more calm than most

BUT CAUSE HE WAS FROM DOWN SOUTH AND YOU UP NORTH THAT DONET STOP HIM

makes fun of northern chavs and compares them

Says the North is like a diff country all together js on account of the people and the weather

Thinks ur footie teams r shite

Defos got kicked up the arse for that one

Meal deals man

His fave thing after you

Esp from tescos

LYNX AFTERSHAVE IS HIS THING OMFS

Understands some British slang but is still confused by majority of ur convoz with people from ur home town

TAKE HIM TO FLAMINGO LAND

INSTANT MAYHEM

Sold gimicky vapes to some year 8s and fucking pissed himself laughing when they realised

RYAN DUNN

Swears at everyone with "posh words"

Wanker, bell-end, twat, muppet, cunt.

Picked up the accent on the words too

Fucking fab tha

GOT APPROACHED BY A PROZZIE

was terrified

Defos asked where her teeth were and got chased off

Thinks corner shops in England r the best thing ever

Manjaros? The takeaway not the mountain?

LOVED IT

DONNER KEBAB ✨️💅

Has been chased by council estate grannies for shoving you into people's gardens

Sat with you at the top of those shitty rope climbing frames in the park and u had a legit romantic moment

SPOILER ALERT! bam got photos of u kissing up there

Yano them random tunnels under the main roads yea?

Went down them wiv u and u ended up in a field with him laying on your chest and looking at the stars

#jackass x reader #jackass x british reader #england #johnny knoxville #bam margera x reader #johnny knoxville x reader #ryan dunn x reader #steve o #steve o x reader #chris pontius x reader

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riotcontrolmargera · 2 years

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i was wondering if u could do something with dunn. i was thinking fem reader and it having to do with lots of dirty talk 🫣

dirty talk - ryan dunn x reader

female reader. requested.

note: absolutely i can do smthn with dunn ♡

warning: nsfw. very light dom & sub dynamics, if you squint, you might see it. oral (f receiving), masturbation (f), sex, overstimulation, dirty talk.

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you and ryan had been together for years but anyone who didn't know you two would probably assume that you two were new lovers, as it seemed the honeymoon phase had never ended. there was so much love between you two and everyone could see it. you two were inseparable, two birds of a feather - you recalled knox describing your relationship. it was no secret that you two were all over each other whenever you got the chance to be. the flame between you two never seemed to dim, no matter how much time passed.

whenever you visited him on set and he wasn't doing a stunt, he was right there besides you with his arms around you - and that's exactly the position that you two were in now. he was standing behind you with his arms fastened around your shoulders as you both watched on as johnny did a stunt with bulls.

you were shivering moments prior since it was quite cold out and the breeze was relentlessly hitting the little skin that was exposed on your body but you felt much warmer in his arms. you knew that filming was close to ending for the day so you turned your head to speak to him. "what do you wanna do when we get home?" you asked him in a quiet tone, being careful to not ruin the shot with your chatting. he pressed a couple of kisses to your cheek, the rough hair of his beard tickling against your cheek causing you to giggle. "i can think of a couple things..." he muttered into your ear so that you were the only one to hear it.

"like what, ry?" you asked him, only imagining what he could possibly mean by that. his arms around your shoulders tightened a little to give you a gentle squeeze. "i want to kiss every little inch of your body." he whispered in your ear in a sultry tone, as soon as you heard it, you could feel your body tingle. it was no chore for ryan to turn you on, or at least, start to get your motor humming. "every inch?" you questioned.

to which he nodded his head and you heard him let out a soft and breathy chuckle. "every inch. i can't wait to get you home, im getting hard just thinking about it." he mused to which you give him a gentle slap to his bicep - feeling your cheeks heat up at his choice of words. you knew that he wasn't exaggerating either as you could feel something poking into your back. "damn it, dunn!" you couldn't help but quietly laugh.

you spent the rest of the time trying to focus on knoxvilles stunt, trying to refrain from thinking about what you and ryan would be doing as soon as you both got home- but that proved to be quite the challenge.

soon - but not soon enough - knox was finished with his stunt and filming wrapped up for the day, after packing everything up for the day; you and ryan went to say your 'goodbye's and 'see you tomorrow's to the boys and the crew. it felt like forever as you were waiting for ryan to finish talking with the boys, you had already made sure to say goodbye to all of them but ryan was definitely taking his god damn time with it. you were sure that he was only doordling to torture you and you hated him in the moment for it. admittedly, you were getting impatient as all you wanted to do was get him home so that you could rip his pants off.

you saw him looking at you, chuckling slightly. you hadn't realised that you were wearing your impatience and discontent on your face as you stood around and waiting for the conversation to end. "alright guys, we will see ya all tomorrow." he finally said and you felt some sense of relief. you waved a goodbye before walking to ryans car, hand in hand with him. you moved into the passenger seat and he moved into the driver's, turning on the engine before he started driving towards your shared home.

he kept one hand on the steering wheel of his car, the other hand took its place on your inner thigh. you took a breath in, feeling the warmth of his hand seep through the fabric of your ratty blue jeans. "i love how flustered you get. it's so fucking hot." he told you as his thumb started to rub circles on your thigh, his hand crept up your thigh - getting closer to your core. "i want you to touch yourself until we get home." he told you but it seemed like more of an order.

immediately, your hands came to the belt you were wearing to keep your baggy jeans up - undoing the buckle quickly. the button to your jeans was then quickly undone, you positioned yourself so that you were watching him the entire time. your hand sliding underneath the fabric of the panties you were wearing. you let out a shuddered breath as your cold fingers tips came into contact with your sensitive clit, "fuck, im so wet." you breathed out before starting to move your fingers in a circular motion.

your mind was racing with all the potential scenarios that could play out once you and ryan got home - there was always some excitement about having sex with ryan, for one, you knew that it was going to be good. secondly, you and him were always looking for something new to try and often times, its a spur of the moment idea.

you sucked in a breath before letting out a quiet string of pleasured noises, wanting to let him know much you needed him in that moment. "fuck ryan..." you whimpered out, keeping your eyes on him. he glanced over every so often. your head lulled back against the seat, looking at him through lidded eyes, sliding your fingers down to meet your entrance before sliding the two fingers inside of you. "you sound so fucking sexy, christ." he groaned, trying to focus in driving and not the ache in his jeans.

for several minutes you altered between fingering yourself and paying attention to your clit, making sure to make as many of those pretty noises for him. as soon as he pulled into the driveway, you removed the hand from your pants as he stopped the car and removed the keys from the ignition. you used your other hand to grab his face to turn his head towards you - moving your coated fingers to his lips, to which he promptly took them into his mouth and sucked them clean. he let out a groan. "i can't wait to get inside and have my way with you." he told you in a sultry tone.

once you both raced to get inside, he shut the door behind him and pulled you into him - before you could do anything, he was kissing you with such intensity and passion. you could feel his hot and heavy breaths as well as the prickle of his beard. your hands came to the collar of his shirt, gripping the fabric in the balls of your hands as you both started blindly navigating the house to find a surface - preferably a bed... but neither of you made it that far.

the next thing that you knew was that he was lifting you with such ease onto the pool table that occupied the dining room, he never broke the kiss and you didn't want him too - his hands pushed the unopened bills and the balls to the side, you could hear the clinking of the balls hitting each other and the sides of the table. your hands came down to the hem of his shirt, pulling up until it reached his chest and it was only then that the kiss broke. you removed his shirt and tossed it to the ground, only briefly looking at his naked torso before your vision was obscured by your own shirt coming up.

you lifted your arms as he removed it, tossing it to the side much like you did with his. "fuck, i will never get enough of looking at you." he breathed in before leaning to kiss your neck before moving down further your body. you let out a breathless giggle as the coarse beard hairs tickled your bare skin. his hands pulled down your already undone jeans, your underwear going down with it as you lifted your bum up to help him get the garments off easier.

as soon as they were off and onto the floor, you watched as ryan moved onto his knees in front of you and you instinctively spread your legs for him until he positioned them over his shoulders- starting to kiss and suck at the skin of your inner thighs. "christ, baby, you're so fucking sexy." he muttered against your skin. you shivered as you felt his hot breath hit your sensitive core.

you kept your eyes on him, finding the sight of him between your legs extremely erotic - if you had a camera on you, you'd be tempted to take a picture and make sure the memory lasted a life time.

as soon as his mouth comes into contact with your pussy - you knew that it was game over - ryan loved giving head and he was relentless when it came to it. it was equally for your pleasure and for his. his tongue moved between your folds a couple times, lapping up your juices like his life was dependent on it - low boyish groans of pleasure came from his lips. you leaned back, placing your hands behind you on the felt material of the pool table to hold your body weight. you let out a long string of pleasured moans, your head lulled back as your eyes fluttered shut.

you could feel the contrast of his soft, wet tongue and the prickle of his beard against your sensitive skin - and you loved the sensation that it provided. ryan applied some pressure as he sucked on your clit before running his tongue up and down it a couple times - altering between the two for several minutes. he loved the way your body reacted to him, the trembles that took over your body and the little gasps that escaped from your lips, every time he hit a specific nerve with his tongue. "you taste so fucking good, christ, i could do this all day." you heard him mutter against you, his teeth grazing against your sensitive nub gently. your thighs clenched around his head, letting out a heavy breath. "well, im not gonna stop you baby." you breathed out and chuckled gently.

he brought his fingers up to your core, teasing your hole with his finger tips. an involuntary whine came from your lips. "please ryan- don't tease me now." you breathed, looking back down at him to see that his eyes were on you, observing your reaction. he let out a chuckle. "i love how needy you are, darling." he mused, sliding two fingers inside of you. his eyes dropped down to watch what he was doing - thrusting his long fingers inside you, moving them at a medium yet consistent rhythm. he managed to hit all the right spots inside of you consistently, making your thighs tremble and your toes curls. "fuck, fuck- shit baby" you managed to get out.

"you look so pretty with my fingers in you like this- you going to cum baby?" he asked to which you nodded you're head, you could feel your orgasm coming on fast as his fingers stroked against the bundle of nerves inside you. "come on baby, let me see you cum on my fingers- that's a good girl, christ." you heard him ushering you to your orgasm and praising you as you came around his fingers. he pressed a kiss to your clit before sliding his fingers out, bringing them to his lips and sucking them clean.

you couldn't help but let out a giggle as you could see his lips glisten from your arousal on them. "come here." you beckoned, moving your fingers in a 'come here' motion and he did. he stood up and one of your hands came up to the back of his hair, pulling him into a passionate and lustful kiss, your fingers tracking through his greasy blond curls. his course hands coming to your waist and holding you close to him while your hands travelled down his chest and stomach to his jeans - enjoying the feeling of his warm skin under your finger tips.

once your hands made it to the cool metal of his belt buckle, you unbuckled it with ease and dropped it off to the side. you moved back from the kiss but only slightly, his lips ghosting over yours - you could still feel his hot breath on them. "i need to feel you inside of me, please, please." you breathed in a ruttish tone. he moved his head to start to kiss your jaw down to your neck. "please ryan, please." you begged softly and he chuckled at your words.

"look at you begging, that's so sweet. you've already came once and you want more? aren't you greedy tonight?" he asked, pulling back from his actions to look at you, his blue eyes meeting yours. "ryan- please." you plead with him, your hands resting on the waist band of his jeans. he gave you an adoring smile, loving every second that you were acting like this for him. "don't worry, princess, I'll take care of you." he said, quickly and less than gracefully removing the rest of his clothes.

as soon as he was standing completely naked in front of you, he came back to you to which you wrapped your arms over his broad shoulders as his hands moved to your waist. you could feel the head of his penis press against the entrance of your pussy, you breathed in. "can i hear you beg for it one more time?" he whispered into your ear, kissing your earlobe gently, tugging on it with his teeth in a gentle manner.

you shuddered a breath. "please- please... fuck me, please. i need you so bad." you begged, digging your nails into his shoulders - with your words, he slid his cock into you. you both simultaneously let out a sound of pleasure as he slowly slid deeper inside of you. "fuck- your pussy feels so fucking good, christ." he let out a low groan, starting to thrust his hips forward - he always started off slow and gentle, which you appreciated but you didn't need that at this moment.

"please- honey, you don't need to be gentle with me, please- i can take it." you breathed, bringing your face to meet the blue eyed boys. your nose touched, his heavy breaths hitting your lips just as yours did his - you secured your arms around his shoulders tighter as his thrusts became more rapid and ragged, the only thing you could let out from your mouth was a mix of quiet moans and a cascade of profanities and blasphemys as his cock penerated you in all the right ways. it never took him long to find the right rhythm that drove you wild. "listen to all those pretty sounds you're making for me, princess- i know you can be louder than that, come on. i want to hear how good im making you feel." he ushered, his strong and calloused hands moving down from your waist to firmly grab a hold of each of your ass cheeks.

he thrusted deeper until he was practically balls deep inside of you, his hands holding you close to him- while he fucked you, nearly animalistic against the pool table. as your head tilted back, the sounds that came from your mouth became louder. you felt his lips come to your exposed neck, kissing and biting at the skin roughly, leaving marks all over the skin there. "oh god- oh god." you struggled out as one of your hand moved to the back of his hair, tangling themselves in the strands and tugging on them roughly. the kisses proceeded upwards stopping at the place just below your earlobe. "you love it when i fuck you like a whore, don't you?- fuck yeah, you do." he muttered into your ear, tugging at your earlobe with his teeth.

it didn't take much for that familiar feeling deep inside of your stomach to start building up and for your thighs to start trembling- "ryan- fuck, im close-" you breathed out, a wave of pleasure coming over your body cutting you off. it was unexpected for the both of you, your body clenched around him and released in a matter of seconds. you took a breath, tilted your head back into an upright position - seeing that your boyfriend was looking at you with a dumbfounded look on his face. "did- did you just cum?" he asked and you nodded, a shy expression came across your face.

"im sorry, i didn't mean too-" "are you kidding me? that was fucking hot." he interrupted, leaning down to kiss your lips, his cock still hard inside of you. you kiss him back before pulling back from the kiss. "i want you to use me until you finish." you told him through an utterance of your breath, running your hand through his hair.

"what was that?" he asked, you were certain that he heard exactly what you said - but wanted to hear you say it again, louder... to use your voice. you unwrapped yourself from his shoulders, laying back down against the pool table, keeping your legs locked around him securely. "you said... you wanted to have your way with me- so... use me until you've had enough. i can take it." you said with more confidence in your tone, louder too.

he asked for reassurance one more time to make sure that its what you wanted - because he's polite like that - once you confirmed it once more, it was definitely game over for you. you didn't think that you were so sensitive until his cock started thrusting into you and finding the same rhythm that he had going before... you couldn't help the trembling of your thighs or the pathetic whimpers that came from your lips. "good girl— that's a good fucking girl." you heard him praise, one of his hands gripped your hips while the other rested on your stomach.

you found it hard to focus on anything, your body was feeling so overwhelmed with pleasure- every time he hit that bundle of nerves it sent electro shocks through your entire body. you hadn't even noticed that you had started to cry from the sensations that you felt - but there was no denying that you liked it. "christ, you're doing so well baby, im almost there- do you think that you can give me one more, hm- i think you can." he said, holding back low grunts in the back of his throat.

you nodded your head, already feeling close to on edge of your third orgasm of the night... and with that, he doubled down on his actions and thrusted faster - and you could have sworn that you seen stars. "fuck- fuck!" came from his lips but it didn't even register that he said anything to you because in a few thrusts, you reached your third high - and he came to his first, cumming deep inside of you. your body felt like it was on fire, in the best possible way, as you were coming down, you could feel your body occasionally twitch.

he slid out from you and took a couple of seconds to recollect himself before helping you, helping you sit up and supporting your weight. "you okay, baby?" he asked softly, concern riddled in his voice as he worried that he went too far with you. he wrapped his arms around you, giving you a warm hug, you leaned into his chest and wrapped your arms around him. "yeah. never better, ry." you chuckled softly.

he pressed a kiss to your forehead, muttering praises towards you, telling you how good you were before picking you up and taking you to the bedroom. he got you cleaned up and dressed into warm clothes before laying you on the mattress (that was on the floor.). he, of course, climbed in besides you and wrapped his arm around you.

"you know that i love you, right?" he asked, watching you as you nestled into his chest, cuddling into him. "what kinda question is that, dunn?" you replied, a smile coming across your lips as you looked up at him. "of course i do, nobody loves someone quite like you do. it's hard to miss."

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note: if the ending is a little bit shit, i apologise... it's very late at night and i just finished it. it's also relatively unedited so if you saw any mistakes, no you didn't ... but i hope y'all like this anyway.

#ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn headcanons #ryan dunn hcs #jackass #jackass the movie #jackass forever #bam margera #chris pontius #dave england #ehren danger #johnny knoxville #preston lacy #steve o #weeman #viva la bam #ryan dunn oneshot #ryan dunn imagine #ryan dunn smut

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you-fuckers-are-asses · 7 months

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What rare things do you have on the discord because i cant imagine how youre claiming theres TERRABYTES worth of content on there

Damn, it's been a while since I've had an anonymous ask.

We do indeed host over 3.5TB worth of content, which is a hefty amount of content. You have to remember that number includes multiple versions of certain things, entire TV show archives, ISOs and generally just lots and lots and lots of content.

Some of the rarer things we have on the server that people may not have seen before would be:

Jackass: Too hot for MTV (Unreleased/Unseen)

Camp Steve-O Pilot (Unseen/Unreleased)

VIP Commando & Bullrun with Ryan Dunn (Previously lost media)

A number of full Big Brother Magazine issues that have never been available online before.

Full CKY discography including unreleased/lost/rare content, like OIL full albums, unreleased edits, etc.

Exclusive quality files for certain media (upscaled Haggard, Remastered CKY/Jackass)

Short films and rare appearances like Client 8315, a short film with Ryan from 2004 & The Bates Motel Haunting, featuring Bam & Ryan.

Realistically, we have so much content available, including so much rare stuff, that it would simply be easier to ask about certain things and I'll confirm we have it. It would probably be better to list what we DON'T have, because it's truly not much. Most of the things we can't get/still need are lost media and can't be found anywhere at all.

Our members & mods utilise the full scope of the internet, we've found all types of content through torrents, private trackers, Usenet newsgroups, foreign download sites & a plethora of other places to find everything we have, including a good chunk of our content being ripped by us from our own collections. No other Jackass collection/Discord server can match our magnitude & I don't say that lightly and we do it all for the love of the franchise.

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dunnswrld · 2 years

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hello! <3 i saw you were taking requests & got super excited, i love all your imagines for the jackass gang! could i please request a steve-o x reader where reader gets injured on one of the stunts (either she did the stunt or she was working the camera maybe?) and has to go to the hospital, and steve’s super worried about her and confesses that he loves her and doesn’t want her to get hurt again? thank you so so much love! ❤️

Lover Boy

a/n: This sounds so cute omg :,)

prompt: You get hurt while filming a stunt for Jackass and Steve-o is more worried than the others!

warnings: Fluff, fem!reader, descriptions of light gore

You walked onto set expecting not to have a stunt for that day but when you checked the paper of stunts you say your name sitting comfortable at the top of the paper along with the name of the stunt, "Shopping Cart Skating."

The name of the stunt could go only in so many ways and your mind was rushing at the thought of them. "Jeff!" You yelled as you turned away from the stunt paper, walking to the tents set up to give Jeff a piece of your mind.

"I think she saw the paper." Johnny giggled. "You think?" Jeff responded, waiting for you to come and find him. When you finally found Jeff hiding in the far corner of a tent next to Johnny you wasted no time to start speaking your mind. "There you are you asshole! Jeff you said I wouldn't have any stunts today!"

"Well Ryan got a concussion yesterday from doing a stunt and we needed you to fill in since everyone else is full today." "I don't give a damn if everyone else is full today! Make someone else do it cause I'm not!" You then stormed off to a tent that wasn't near Johnny and Jeff's tent.

"She'll do it." Johnny said as he watched you storm off. "Yeah I know she will. She always does."

The two boys were right because you were now in front of the camera, in a shopping cart, near a set of concrete steps. It didn't take much convincing for you to suck it up and do the stunt, Ehren and Dave telling you it would be so badass if a girl did this stunt and you always wanted to prove girls can do what boys can too.

"Look who is in the cart!" Johnny laughed, "I'll rip you a new ass if you don't shut the hell up Knoxville!" You barked. "Wow dude someone is a bit feisty today." You heard a familiar voice of Steve-o say. You turned your head to see Steve-o just arriving on set. "There you are Steve! Where have you been?" You said, this was the most cheerful you had sounded today.

"Sorry I slept in today, I totally forgot we were shooting today." Steve-o said as he rubbed the back of his neck. Steve-o approached you in a shopping cart and finally realized you were in a shopping cart and near a set of stairs, which is never a good combination. "Wait why are you doing a stunt I thought you were off today." Steve-o questioned, turning his head to Jeff with a confused look.

"Stupid Dunn got a concussion yesterday so Jeff is making me fill in." "So you're going to go down these stairs in a cart? Where's your helmet?" Steve-o asked, "We don't have one." You said simply. "And you're still doing it?" "Uh yeah? Since when are you Mr. Safety." Your comment earned a laugh from Johnny as Steve-o looked at Johnny than back at you.

"Yn I don't know there is a lot of stairs and you're going to fly out head first-" "All I'm hearing is someone who is trying to get me worked up." You laughed, "It's fine Steve, I'll be fine."

Steve-o wasn't certain you would be ok, he knows his ways around shopping carts and going down stairs in one with no helmet will defiantly not end well. But he didn't want to get you nervous to do the stunt or sound like someone who can't have an ounce of fun in his life.

But Steve-o's predictions were going to be very much correct unfortunately.

"Hi I'm Yn Yl and I don't want to do this but this is Shopping Cart Skating." You said as you looked at the camera pointing in your face. Johnny and Steve-o behind you in the shot as they both laughed at your intro. "Alright ladies let's get this over with quickly." You spoke as you shifted in the shopping cart trying to get in a safe position.

Steve-o kept his hands off the cart and let Johnny be the one to push you, he didn't want to have the blood on his hands if you got hurt. Johnny had no problem with pushing you down though, he centered the cart so the fall would be down the center of the stairs and not the sides. You looked down the concrete steps as it set in that this really is a dumb idea.

"Maybe Steve-o was right for once this looks painful." You spoke earning a laugh from the crew. "Just take a deep breath and I'll push you when your ready." Johnny said. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath. "Ready." You shifted farther back into the cart and grab the sides tightly.

It all seemed to go in slow motion for you, you felt Johnny use a lot of force and soon you went flying forward. You skipped the first few steps but then landed on a middle section of stairs which sent you flying out of the cart as the cart tumbled down the stairs. You on the other hand fell onto the last few steps head first and from that moment you hit the ground everything went black.

Steve-o watched as you hit the third to last step head first and cringed at the sight. He watched your body almost move off the steps like dead weight. He was the first one down the stairs, kicking the shopping cart away from you as he moved the hair out of your face to see blood flowing down your forehead, you were clearly knockout cold from the hit.

"Medic! Medic!" Steve-o yelled, this caused everyone to come rushing over to see if you were ok, but for the sake of the film and not making you do the stunt twice the camera were still rolling. Steve-o watched as your eyes fluttered open and he felt a weight lift off his shoulders.

"Did we get the shot?" You said slurred with a soft smile, snickers could be heard amongst the people crowded around you. "Yes, we got the shot Yn." Steve-o said with a light hearted laugh. "Good." You spoke slurred.

You wish you could say you remember anything from then on but you would be lying to yourself. You finally snapped back to reality the next day when a voice gently spoke,

"Hey Yn you up?" A gentle tap on your shoulder. "Now I am." You said in a tired tone, opening your eyes fully only to squint them due to the bright hospital lights. "Oh sorry, I just wanted to check up on you." You finally recognized the voice of Steve-o and began to force your eyes open to see the boy.

"When we got you to the hospital you passed out from the medicine they gave you after you got staples." Steve-o chuckled. As he said that you felt a slight pain on your forehead almost on cue, you decided not to touch them though it was probably going to be gross to feel.

"They have some good shit huh?" You said, Steve-o laughing. Your eyes finally adjusted to the lights and you saw Steve-o holding a plastic bag in his hand. "What's in the bag?" You questioned, getting prepared for a prank. Though you were in the hospital seriously concussed with 5 stables in your head you wouldn't put it past the boys to prank you.

"Oh it's your favorite pancakes from IHop, I thought you could use some breakfast." Steve-o nervously smiled as he placed the bag of pancakes onto your lap gently. "Aw thanks Steve, those sound amazing right now." You wasted no time to open the bag and take out the pancakes. Steve-o on the other hand was upset he would even let you get this hurt doing a stunt, it was his responsibility to keep you safe but he still wanted too.

"Hey you ok Steve? You look really upset." You asked pausing your movements of looking for silverware in the bag. "I'm good, thanks though dude." "Steve I've known you since forever what's wrong?" You asked. You began to dig your hand into the bag finally pulling the plastic silverware and opening the small packing quickly.

"I probably sound stupid right now," Steve-o said as he took the seat next to your hospital bed. "But I guess I'm just upset you got hurt so badly." You turned your head to Steve-o, completely disregarding your pancakes. "Why are you upset? I'm ok nothing to worry about." "I know but I should've tried to get you to put something on to break your fall or even tried to talk you out of it cause I knew it would end badly. I guess I just think it's my fault."

You looked at Steve-o who was looking at his hands in the chair, not looking at you. Steve-o had always cared about you but you had never seen him this upset over you getting hurt before.

"Steve hey don't say that, it's not your fault at all. If anything I should've demanded Jeff to get me a helmet of something. Don't feel like this is your fault cause its not, at all." Steve-o looked up at you, a reassuring look on your face showing that you meant what you just said. "I guess, I just don't like seeing you get hurt." "I don't like seeing you get hurt either Steve." You said with a small smile as you ruffled his buzzcut. A blush spreading across his cheeks as you did so, he truly loved being around you.

Steve-o watched as you began to open the container your pancakes sat in and open the syrup to pour on them. Even though you were all bandaged up, messy hair, and bags under your eyes he still thought you were beautiful.

"You look really pretty." Steve-o spoke, his brain on auto pilot when he did. His face lighting up a red as he processed what he said, your head turning to the compliment. Steve-o never was one to compliment you on appearance so this really made you flustered. "Oh thank you Steve." You said with a smile and blushed cheeks. "Well the bandages really bring your eyes out." Steve-o said. You laughed at his joke, pausing again from your pancakes.

"I really do mean that though Yn, I think you're really pretty and gnarly." You had never seen this side of Steve-o, he was nervous and flustered which was rare to see. "I think you're really handsome and gnarly too Steve." Steve-o couldn't help but smile like an idiot at your compliments to him, your compliments always made his giggly inside.

"Why don't you help me eat these pancakes since you ordered two for me, lover boy." You said as you moved them up closer to your lap. "Lover boy?" Steve-o repeated. "I'm speaking English right?" You said with a laugh. "Yeah you are," Steve-o laughed, "Guess I just never thought I'd hear you call me that." "Well I just did and since I did I'm the only one who can." You said in a cocky tone.

"So I'm like, your lover boy?" Steve-o asked nervously. You paused for a second, a smile on your lips as you looked into Steve-o's brown eyes. "Yeah. Yeah, you're my lover boy." A bright red color took over Steve-o's face. "I'd like that, a lot." Steve-o smiled.

"Good, now let's dig in.. Lover boy."

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vivaladicamillo · 11 months

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CELEBRATING DUNNS BIRTHDAY W/ THE CKY CREW

js a little blurb for ryans birthday! crazy how he would be 46 today :((, i miss him a lot everyday but hey at least today dico finally posted on the internet again! but hope u enjoy this little blurb abt u being ryans friend/partner and celebrating his birthday with him :))

WARNINGS: alcohol, drugs, thats it.

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ryan when it comes to birthdays is kinda complicated

hes absolutely fine with spending his whole birthday comfy in bed, listening to music and relaxing

bc as we all know the man hates people

but he also loves his friends

so having a day were they all js hang out, talk, tell stories and maybe even have a few drinks together like old times is also just as good

hes not super complicated or would want any type of crazy over the top birthday

u could give him a jar of dirt for his birthday and he’d be like “thanks i was looking to start a in house jar garden anyways”

so when u and bam had to come together to plan a party for his 28th birthday

IT WAS ONN

u knowing ryan very well knew he wouldnt wanna do any big things involving strangers so probably no clubs

as u and bam talked it out yall decided to wake him up early. take him to breakfast, drive up to the country side and go camping in a field

bam knew a guy who knew a guy who had a field they can use, it was actually the same field that would become “state of bam” in viva la bam

so u call up the guys (minus ryan bc u and bam wanted it to be a surprise) and tell them the plan

everyones was so hyped

rake was bringing music, bam was bringing booze, raab was bringing the gear, dico was entertainment (yes he brought a whole ass speaker and mic to sing ryan happy birthday with) and u were in charge of the food

for food, once again u knew ryan like it simple, js some pizzas, wings, sandwiches, yk things that u could easily have at hand, but u also brought some things to cook over the fire like chicken and steak bc ITS A CAMPING TRIP!

u also brought cake and smoores stuff!

the plan was perfect!

early the next morning, u and bam get to ryans house, its abt 8:00 in the morning

the two of u find his spare key and sneak in, making ur way towards the basement where his room is

you and bam had stopped at the dollor tree to get hats and balloons and noise makers

so as u two snuck closer to his bed bam got the camera out and u counted

“ 3…2…1…”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” the two of u screamed and blew into the noise makers making ryan almost fly outta bed

“come on ry get dressed and oack a bag its gonna be a long day” you say

“…… how did u guys get into my house??” ryan says

you immediately point towards bam like a child getting rid of the blame on their sibling

after ry gets dressed and gets a small bag the three of u hop in the car and drive to the local ihop

“dont worry guys bills on me” bam says

“no way free ihop, thanks guys this is actually sick” ryan says not even being sarcastic

the three of yall sit down and get to talking, ryan ends up getting strawberry pancakes with a side of bacon bam gets some crazy fucking waffle that also has a face for some odd reason and u just get [whatever u want from ihop idk ur preference]

after breakfast and a lot of talking and story telling the three of u leave, with bam paying lol, and head to the final destination

ryan was fully convinced that u guys were hiring a hitman to take him out or something when bam started driving to the country side

it was always out of character for bam to PAY for something that didnt have to benefit him in some way

but u assured him from the backseat that nobody was gonna take him out

after a long ride of listening to rys fav bands you guys arrive and see raab and rake sitting on chairs around a fire pit while dico is up waving his arms around probably doing a skit to pass the time while waiting for u guys to arrive

“SURPRISE RYAN!” bam and u say

ryan was kinda in shock, growing up he lived in the country side (ohio) and used to go camping with his dad and brother a lot

“wow guys…i havent been camping since i was like ten, let alone with friends, thanks guys!” he gives the bpth of u a warm smile

the three of u meet with the rest of the group, all of them ready to give ryan their gifts

rake had gotten ryan these sick new glasses, the were similar to the ones he usually wears but in gold and black

raab got him a drawing of himself, painted from a guy he new and it looks sick, ryan was in shades of blue with a yellow background

dico got him a few graphic tees, some with just text on it (one saying mustang girl in glittery font) to shirts of his favorite bands

bam got ryan a bunch of cool mod decals for his cars, he also got him some things to mod his cars with, tools and such

and you got ryan 2 plane tickets to go to iceland, and a tour package thing to sight see and go to some new places the crew and him had never seen before, u told him he could pick anyone to go with him, from the crew, family, anyone it was his choice

he was so happy with all his gifts, they were all perfect but he liked urs the best, he ended up picking u to go on the trip with leaving bam to in the future by his own ticket so he could go with u (hes not missing a trip to iceland ofc)

after the gift opening the party begins

the night consisted drinking, dancing to music rake brought, telling jokes and stories, smoking a bit of weed and bran freestyling his heart out

it was a perfect night

the rest of the crew went to bed at 3:00am, dico being first then raab then rake then bam

u and ryan had stayed up still talking, watching the sky and reminiscing on early days

the two of u ended up falling asleep on a blanket in front of the first while star gazing

u had ur head on ryans shoulder as u was talking it made u fall asleep bc his voice was so calming

when he looked over u and were sleeping he wasnt mad

he pulled u closed and started to doze off himself

“thank you, so much, for the perfect birthday y/n.” he whispered as u slept

you really knew him well, he was so glad to have u in his life

the next morning the guys found the two of u put there, surrounded by red cups

but even tho u guys got woken up to the crew poking fun at u two

it didnt matter

because ryan was happy, his birthday went beautifully

and thats all that mattered to u

ryan being happy

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hope yall enjoyed the little drabble i decided to write out of nowhere. i promise u guys a pt 2 to the bams sister story will be coming soon, also a bam/reader/ryan will DEF be coming soon i js have been studying for finals week so ive been hella busy, with this story i tried my hardest to add some actual facts into it, like ryan living in ohio, the gifts he got, the things they did, etc,. sorry if its not exactly accurate i tried lol, see ya guys!

#AUGHHEJWJE I LOVE RYAN #hes so eepy #hes literally my bf #i love him so so so so much #i hope he did actually have a great birthday #him in zach prob celebrated 🥹#rip ryan dunn we miss u !#jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #cky4 #cky2k #ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #cky3 #cky clip #Spotify

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