do you have any tips for an alien in alternia. hypothetically. blood about the temperature of a mutant, friends with a teal and a blue and more or less intent on staying. hypothetically

ok look. youre not an alien. i get that some people are super invested in their grumblr jokes but this is a blog for actual advice and theres no way youre an alien lmfao how the fuck would you even get to alternia? youre either joking or trying to freak me out/get me to say something really treasonous on our blog so you can doxx us and get us culled. this is 100% either kin drama or an obvious lie. look ill play in the imaginary space where this is real for a second: you should stop sending blogs asks like this. dont say anything that could get you culled publicly even if the public is online. you dont know me. you dont know lillie. you dont know all our followers. you dont know every single troll who could possibly see this post. you dont know that the cool chill internet funnytrolls on other blogs arent lying through their teeth and going to report you the first chance they get. you dont know that you arent gonna get random blog owners culled for saying treasonous shit when they take you seriously.