The Ender Dragon is the mum of a still born. The egg will never hatch :( also she has a name!
Her name is Jean!
WHOS SENDING THESE
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Draw Joxter oiled up and shirtless please
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if i hear the word gyat during my classes one more time im going to start licking the school floors until i contract some incurable disease from the years of mildew and cockroach guts on those floors and die
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GET THE FUCKING FOUNDATION OFF THOSE LIPS AH YAH RAH {COD ZOMBIE NOISES} GIVE EM BLACK LIPSTICK I SWEAE EAH HA
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I love a story that was doomed from the start with characters that didn’t understand they were already dead and doomed by the narrative.
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they removed the fucking bath tub line
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THEY JUMPIN ME
THEYJUMPIN ME
HEEEEELP
It’s so over when I get my hands on my computer js u wait
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You are trying to do my job on me? Not impressed. By the way, I am not MS Paint.
-Mind Slaughter >:(
hmmm... sounds like something MS Paint would say.....
ANYWHO
this is me to you:
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bought a spell jar today for good luck and put it in my bag. when i took it out of my bag the wax caught on something and peeled off. safe to say my bad luck is still kicking
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its really tough to rehome a pet for so many reasons, im so sorry u have to go through that :(
i know it sounds kind of cynical but the thing i kept checking when we had to rehome one of our dogs(due to conflict with our older dog) was that the people we were considering werent parents of younger kids(under 16ish). it sounds kinda mean to not want him to go to them but i was so worried that he would become one of those dogs which kids beg for, love for a week, then ignore forever, yknow?
he ended up going to a really sweet older woman to be her walking buddy and she still sends us pictures, he looks so happy :)
Nahhh it’s understandable because when I volunteer at the shelter I’ve noticed people adopting pets on the weekend and returning them later the same week 🧍♂️ Myla got returned three times before we got her too
Lookit that face ?? Who would do this 💥💥💥🦅
But yeah that’s totally valid :’> and I’m glad you still get updates on your puppy💖 that’s so sweet
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Decided that my day off for Mardi Gras today would be best spent watching Train To Busan. I am now emotionally devastated in the best way.
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I have an important group presentation in like 30 minutes and this guy just said he‘s too sick to do it- LIKE SERIOUSLY- YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT A FEW HOURS EARLIER YOU SHITTY DIPSHIT, I HATE GROUP PRESENTATIONS, there I said it
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i’m sick of that bald headed bitch.
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