Tug Of War, A Rickstanwich Fanmix

A collection of songs for or which served as inspiration to the story "Never Have I Ever", by myself and @datmomfriend. Supplemental enjoyment if you've read it before, mood enhancement if you're reading for the first time or just a good bittersweet mix of stuff on its own about making hard choices and becoming the person you are supposed to be.

Curveball/The Wombats • I Knew You Were Trouble/We Came As Romans • Clumsy/Sam Tsui • Happy Now/Zedd & Elkey Duhé • I Love You But I Hate Your Friends/Neon Trees • The Last Of The Real Ones/Fall Out Boy • Jealous Guy/Hurray For The Riff Raff • Sick Of Losing Soulmates/Dodie • Break My Heart Again/Finneas • Overdone/Ludo • Precious/Depeche mode • Strangers/Empires • No I In Threesome/Interpol • A Song Of Rememberance For Old Boyfriend/Pansy Division • Grow/Bohemians

LISTEN TO IT HERE ON 8TRACKS

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READ THE "TWO TRUTHS & A LIE" SERIES FROM THE START HERE

I’m trash forever. Enjoy this kiddies. 

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Star vs. The Forces Of Evil Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pinescone - Relationship, Dipper Pines/Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Grunkle Stan | Stanley "Stanford" Pines/Rick Sanchez, The Author | Original Stanford Pines & Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), RickStanWich, Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines, Marco Diaz/Tom Lucitor, Marco Diaz & Tom Lucitor, Dipper Pines/Morty Smith Characters: Morty Smith, Marco Diaz, Dipper Pines, Wirt, Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), Rick Sanchez, Grunkle Stan | Stanley "Stanford" Pines, The Author | Original Stanford Pines, Star Butterfly, Pacifica Northwest, Tom Lucitor, Bill Cipher, Other random cartoon guest appearances that aren't worth baiting you in with, Sara (Over the Garden Wall), Summer Smith, Wendy Corduroy, Jessica (Rick and Morty), bipper - Character Additional Tags: Crossover, Crossover Pairings, House Party, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, Drugs, Cocaine, Marijuana, Weed, Violence, Blood, Demonic Possession, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Shameless Smut, Threesome - M/M/M, Threesome - F/F/F, Anxiety, Anxiety Attacks, Panic Attacks, Drunkenness, Drunk Dipper Pines, drunk morty smith, Drunk Rick, high wirt, Marco is the DD, Unrequited Love, Unrequited Crush Summary:

Totally self-indulgent fic of all my faves getting fucked up on drugs and alcohol! Suffer, children! Give into peer pressure and let the bad influences be your demise. I'm going to try to divide the fic into chapters according to which characters/ships are in the scene so that if you only want to read a specific ship/fandom you can jump to that scene and hopefully it will still be cohesive. But for the most part I am only focusing on four fandoms: Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Over The Garden Wall, and Star vs. The Forces of Evil.

Music shuffle- rickstanwich

Stop trying to fix me and find my flaws. (I’m a Disaster by Ghost Town.)

Ah, this is bigger than 100 words but haha I was struck with inspiration. I hope you like it even though it’s angsty XD. Sorry if it isn’t exactly what you were expecting but yeah this is the direction my brain went with!

He has a fun thing going with the twins, it’s fucked up andtaboo enough that it gets his rocks off easy and with the two of them pullingat his dick he never has time to think about shit that’d be better left forgotten.

They take his shitand can hold their own which he likes in his fuck buddies. They’re also damagedenough in the right ways that he doesn’t run the risk of them doing somethingas stupid as them trying to change him or get him off the booze, or so hethinks.

He’s fucking wrong as it turns out. Every time he portals inhe’s being fucking frisked, at first he thinks they’re just eager to blow theirload or to get a dick shoved in their greedy mouths but no, instead when Rickisn’t looking Stan’s palming his flask and hiding it somewhere he don’t thinkRick will look.

He cuts them looselike he does everybody else, he doesn’t need some incestual, hypocritical, moral purists pissing onhis parade. He wasn’t looking for a support group when he began fucking them;he’d been looking for enablers, for a hot ass or two to thrust up into, for someoneto fuck him hard and leave bruises on his skin. He’d been looking for someoneto distract him from the complete and utter bullshit that is their chaoticuniverse, to distract him a universe where nothing means anything and where anything means everything.

He hadn’t beenlooking for someone to fix him, he’s not like everyone else; fixing him meansblunting the thing that makes him the genius asshole that he is and besidestheir definition of ‘fixing’ him is far different than his own. If they reallywanted to fix him they have put a gun to his head, but they’re far too good forthat, far too good for him, really.

It’s better this way anyhow and there are other worlds outthere too, he’ll just keep looking until he finds exactly what he’s lookingfor. He doesn’t need them, he doesn’t need them at all.

Send me a ship/character and i’ll put my music on shuffle, pick a line, and write you 100 words based on that.

@they-better-be-mysterious replied to your post “My three main illnesses already give me flu-like symptoms so when I...”

you can TELL when you have the flu and don't have to have someone say "maybe it's the flu?" to clue you in? xD

I usually think I’m just having a flare up until I start coughing

@strawberrieninja replied to your post “I love Rickstanwich… is there more”

I have been asking this for months now.

I need more

@hikidragon replied to your post “Too many long vivid dreams give me fatigue, because especially when...”

Yes this! Ugh, REM sleep is supposed to be good for our brain (in balance with deep sleep which is good for our body) but if you have too much REM sleep then your body gets no recovery time! I only recently found out that really vivid dreams/nightmares that you remember really clearly when you wake up isn't normal??! I would kill for a dreamless night ><

Yay sleep disorders

@jazzybohart replied to your post “I think the funniest ignorant ableist anon I’ve ever gotten was one...”

straight up would not still be here if I hadn't said screw it and gave medical marijuana a shot. Nothing else has done what it does for MULTIPLE issues and illnesses that modern medicine doesn't touch, not without exasperating other issues and causing more or risking organ safety when mine are already struggling as is. It SAVED me. ppl need to stop being ignorant its 2017 there has been proof. enough.

Seriously, the only downside I have dealt with is how hungry I get but I try to just snack smart and when I lose it and gnosh everything away I make sure to take stuff to help me digest. And building up a tolerance sucks as with any medication but at least this one isn’t raising hell for my liver.

@they-better-be-mysterious replied to your post “Too many long vivid dreams give me fatigue, because especially when...”

Me, too.

I want my brain to chill

@follyface replied to your post “Too many long vivid dreams give me fatigue, because especially when...”

work stress dreams KILL me around convention times because im already stressed and tired from prepping and then i have to work in my sleep too???? fuq that

I still have anxiety nightmares that I’m working at LUSH and under constant stress and watched by the manager and threatened into bugging customers (literally one day IRL my manager sent me home because I couldn’t harass a customer into a haircare consultation... war flashbacks in soap hell, man)

@chaifootsteps replied to your post “Too many long vivid dreams give me fatigue, because especially when...”

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.

I need more ashwagandha, I think it might be because I lowered my dose

@magicmaus replied to your post “I think the funniest ignorant ableist anon I’ve ever gotten was one...”

Weed helps keep my sleep paralysis and horrible night terrors away, it's a godsend

Yes!

@follyface replied to your post “My old therapist, despite being mean when my parent were around,highly...”

THE biggest thing my therapist recommended was meditation lmao, but you know, White Girl Neutrotypical Bullshit, amirite?

eyerolll

Tug Of War (Two Truths & A Lie #5)

Pairings: Stanchez, Stancest, Rickford, Rickstanwich (phew!)

Rating: Mature for NSFW scenes of sex.

Also includes: alcohol, love triangles, emotional baggage, sardines and blood sausages, a mini Stan Bros. Mystery, angst, post-weirdmageddon memory loss, threesomes, appearances by Soos, Morty and Dipper & Mabel, and a bittersweet ending.

"What are you doing here?"

Rick's already taxed and confused mind did a backflip in his skull upon seeing Ford. He staggered back and stared absolutely dumbfounded. This whole situation was too much, too fast and Rick was afraid he might collapse to the deck if his watery legs were any indication. He hesitated a moment, unable to force any words past his working lips.

"I could ask you the same thing!" Said Rick at last. It was the only response he could get to tumble from his mouth and it was a cracking, undignified squawk of an answer. He pointed a long finger at Ford like a man haunted.

"Why wouldn't I be here? This is my home dimension." Ford said evenly. His gun was still trained on Rick's chest. "This ship belongs to my brother and I. So I'm going to ask you to go back to whatever derelict dimension you dragged yourself out of, Rick."

Stan couldn't believe what he was seeing. "Jesus, Ford! Put the gun away..... Wait, do you guys know each other?"

Rick added another bombshell dropped onto the Hiroshima that was his mind. He blinked and put his hands into his hair, tugging on it gently.

"You're sailing...with your brother. Your... TWIN Brother..."

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I made an au

I love Rickstanwich... is there more

Whether it's Rickford, Stanchez or Rickstanwich, it's criminal to make Rick shorter than the Stans.

Rick just grins and says "yeah but identical twins." as though that's the answer to everything. Does Ford sit in the corner ashamed that he gave into Rick Sanchez's depravitions?

Ford’s embarrassed to be certain, but it’s hard to be ashamed when Stan and Rick are smoking a cigar together and making the worst jokes. Ford doesn’t quite like Rick yet, but he does like the fact that Rick makes Stanley happy, for whatever insane reason that is.

What if Rick used Unity's assistance in order to achieve his Pines twin threesome. Even if he ends up being chased across dimensions by two angry and dangerous brothers he can't help but think it was worth it.

I think though once they get through to him that it was kinda super sketchy consent wise he’d feel a little bad. Like sure Rick has never been the best about consent, but against his will he’s got some feelings for the twins, he hates it, but it does make him less of an ass over time.

Meanwhile though Stan and Ford are allowed to do whatever they want as recompense for his actions. 

(¬‿¬)

Would Rick hold the situation over the Stans heads, always bringing up "remember when I had a threesome with a pair of twins? Shit like that normally only happens in porn."

YUP. But Stan totally counters with “You’ve had sex with aliens and an actual fuckin’ hive mind! How is twins throwing you for a loop here, Rick?”

How smug would Rick be the first time he gets the Stans in bed?

Oh, he would be the smugest person to ever smug.

 God, he’d tease them about it even whilst doing them, he’s just thrusting his fingers inside both of them and “Oh yeah, *burp* r-remember that time you slapped me across the face, and called me a perv, when I suggested you two bump uglies with me? T-the *burp* joke’s on you, ‘cause I’m fucking the both of you right now.”

And that’s like not even a fraction of all the shit he says whilst they’re going at it. 

While I do love rickstanwich where Stan and Ford already harbor incestual feelings for each other, how about Rick trying to make a threesome happen where Stan and Ford only have platonic brotherly love for each other and harbor normal feelings toward incest? Wouldn't be good for smut but I think it would be hilarious, Rick asking for a threesome, asking for them to kiss each other so he could watch and getting punched for it.

Hah! I actually have a brief, very brief (it’s basically four lines of dialogue), chat fic where Rick tries to pay them to have sex in front of him. Ford is like ‘NOPE’ Stan is considering it if only because he’d do a lot of stuff for money, and mostly he’s joking just to rile Ford up.

Give me the Unity interactions with the rickstanwich!!!! Bet they adore Stan's pick-up lines and finds Ford really fun and kinky in a familiar way! She loves getting to watch. He has fun fucking the bros. All the while they chat with Rick.

Unity is quite fond of the Stan twins, they’re similar to Rick in the regard that they have very strong personalities that change very little. Something of which attracts Unity.

Unity has, on more than one occasion, done more than watch; Ford’s metal plate doesn’t allow for possession but Stanley has no such thing protecting him. On a couple of crazy nights Stan’s let Unity share his body with him and damn is it a unique feeling to be trapped inside your own body whilst you’re having sex with someone, it’s like a super advanced type of bondage because you literally have no say over what your body does.

They don’t really touch Unity when they’re using a body they don’t know, for health reasons and because that body/the person being possessed can’t really consent so. Unity only ever directly gets involved when Unity is allowed to possess/control Rick or Stan, or if they’re feeling particularly kinky that night both.

It’s a unique experience to say the least.