I forgot to post this when it happened oops but it does kind of go with the last episode so

did anybody ever say no to you?

This is on my tiktok but I wanted to post it here too bc it's really been bugging me

The caption essentially said that if I see a characterisation I don't like (I used the example of big buff alpha remus) I just scroll because clearly the content was made for someone else and I'm not the target audience

He may be a horse, but she is also a horse. And that's really all you need to be happy, isn't it?

They're singing. Like in a musical. :]

will in the van scene: i’m different (gay), which sometimes makes me feel like a mistake. but mike makes me feel like i'm not a mistake.

some people: wow... will would be ok with being gay if he wasn't gay for mike :/

will: no no no, i said mike makes me feel better for being different

some people: so tragic :/ gay boy would be ok with gay if only not for gay crush on mike

will: no listen that's the opposite of what i'm saying

some people: poor gay boy :/ so sad :/ let's cry everyone :/

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Mumbo is drifting again.

The moment he becomes aware of this, he starts to reach out. He’s not really reaching for anything in particular he’s just - reaching - reaching to stop himself from drifting more, to pull his head back on correctly. He’s - he’s scattered, he’s - he’s regretting what -

He’s Mumbo. He’s Mumbo. He’s Mumbo and he's somewhere and he’s drifting again. No, no, no, he doesn’t want to be drifting again! He wants to go home. He regrets ever coming to investigate Grian’s stupid Rift, or ever having managed to trip like a total spoon, or, or -

He reaches and pulls inwards and the drifting stops. His head grows less foggy. He is, of course, still nowhere in particular. It’s largely some color, he supposes. He’d say purple, but it isn’t quite purple, exactly; it’s like Mumbo’s started to see some entirely different color that magic is, and it’s all around him, and it’s constantly, constantly pulling him every direction.

It’s, uh.

...he’s drifting again.

Mumbo curls into himself and counts his breath as his head grows foggy and the world starts pulling at him again. No, no, no - is there any way to make this make him go home? Because, because - because drifting here, in the nowhere in particular, it’s bad, and it hurts, and it’s hard to think, sure, and he’s pretty sure he’s starting to lose days, but it’s better than when he lets go and he ends up somewhere. Because ending up somewhere is -

He pinches himself. He doesn’t want to end up - he’s ended up all sorts of somewheres. Never for very long; he doesn’t seem to be able to stay anywhere for very long and it’s never anywhere good and if he could just. Figure it out. Figure out what’s wrong. Figure out how to drift on purpose, and land outside of that stupid Rift, and maybe end up so that the Rift is outside of him again too, then maybe, but, but...

He’s drifting again and he doesn’t want to be and he doesn’t think he can keep fighting it and with something like a snapping or a tearing, he stumbles out of the place between places into the snow.

It’s cold. He’s surrounded by nothing but snow and ice, which is a problem, because Mumbo lost one of his shoes something-like-weeks ago, and his suit isn’t exactly meant to be helping him here, and, great. He’s going to get hypothermia and drift back out again. That’s fantastic. Just what he wanted!

Maybe if he just starts walking he’ll find someone. That’s worked the past few times. Of course, last time the “someone” he found was a dinosaur that proceeded to try to eat him, but he’s cold, and he still hasn’t figured out how to trigger any of this on purpose, so...

“I am pranking Grian so hard for this when I get home,” he says, like he has the past four times, and he prepares for a short miserable interlude in another world again.

they were insane for this??????

we dont need boops to be social, bring on the silly asks games, the reblog chains and my favorite, the ultimate drama maker, tumblr crushes!

I don’t fucking care, put the belt on Joe just because he’d actually be fun to watch

remember how Nica had this chronic heart disease (of which I'm trying to figure out exactly) in Curse and like many things it was never brought up again

Some of y’all ain’t shit, seriously.

I’m so tired of seeing folks chased away from what they love or feeling like they don’t belong somewhere because some of y’all are so competitive and mean spirited. And for WHAT? What are you accomplishing? People are allowed to have opinions and

OPINIONS DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY EQUATE TO TALKING SHIT.

I was at work talking about movies last week and snacks I get, I said I love chocolate covered nuts but once I accidentally got chocolate covered raisins and after unknowingly getting something I did not want, I figured out I don’t like them. At all. Now I’m telling that story in a space I’m comfortable in where I know the people (target audience) I’m talking to pretty well so I jokingly stated that anyone who likes these, has to be fucked in the head. My exact words, they weren’t malicious or heated but they COULD be polarizing to someone who does like chocolate covered raisins and wanted to be upset about something or someone who had a bad day and this boiled them over the edge.

My BOSS and coworker turned around at the same time like, “I love those” and my jaw just dropped. They didn’t accuse me of being a bully, they didn’t say I was belittling them, they didn’t run around the whole building telling everyone how evil and mean I am or accuse me harassing them. I said “that’s crazy, I don’t get it but I do like raisins on ants on a log” and we all laughed it off then talked about what other snacks we liked because they knew I had no idea that they liked those, they knew I didn’t see them eating some and decided to make a comment about it and I wasn’t being mean on purpose because of it.

I get that not everyone will get along or like each other, trust me I get it but y’all’s lives will be so much better when you’re not looking for attacks or insults everywhere. All that’s doing is hurting your own feelings because guess what, coincidences happen but an apology was given and that should’ve been it. Move on, stop spending your time trying to make others suffer and push them out of spaces they have every right to be in just because YOU don’t like them.

I keep seeing these think pieces that experts have been putting out since like 2021 where it’s becoming a noticeable trend that we’ve gotten meaner since the pandemic started and some of y’all could really prove that theory. Millions of people died and millions other suffered, no one was untouched by this pandemic and I’m shocked that instead of becoming better people, the collective has gotten MEANER???????

I wish some of y’all put as much effort into being kind as you have put into this whole situation that has done and achieved nothing positive. Be better.

Adding this**

To everyone I follow and have seen posting their goodbyes, temporary or otherwise, my heart breaks for you. I know what I get out of the content on this site and within this fandom and I would be devastated if someone made me feel like I wasn’t allowed to or that I owed them something for it. I wish you peace and hope that you’re able to find confidence in the fact that you belong anywhere you want to be.

Today I have to write an introduction and a conclusion, and in between that my “reward” is cleaning the upstairs bathroom and the downstairs bathroom. I am not allowed to go to sleep until all these things are done.

Updates as warranted. 

I swear if ONE MORE girl in a media I’m enjoying says she doesn’t want to get married or have kids, well then I just …

think she should find a reliable birth control and enjoy her life.

What? Did you think I was going to say get pregnant for the ~character arc?~ that’s a silly reason to have a baby.

Nobody;

Yoongi; : *Exists*

Hoseok: “This is cute, lemme just 📸"

the moment grian minecraft joins tumblr is the moment i die