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coreofgold · 11 months
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Loquatius Seelie tag drop !
I'll seelie you later (Loquatius interacts)
The Herald of Avalir (Loquatius muses)
Remember the Eyes of Avalir and his bravery (Cerrit Agrupnin)
Remember the Dragon and his sense (Nydas Okiro)
Remember the Keeper of Scrolls and all the wisdom she brought (Patia Por'co)
Remember the First Knights of Avalir (Zerxus Llerez)
Remember Architect Arcane the most beautiful woman in the world (Laerryn Coramar-Seelie)
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psychicdamaged · 2 years
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Quotes from EXU Calamity I'll Be Thinking About for the Rest of Time
"Of course I'm safe. You'd never let anything happen to me." / "I would never let anything happen to you."
"Dad. You know I won't look like this when you get home."
There are a lot of stories in Exandria of mortals who stumbled their way into Feywild and fell in love with an enchanting fairy that they met there. But there's one story of a fairy who stumbled into this world and fell in love.
And in that instant realizes you can hold all the knowledge in the world. But if it dies with you, it doesn't matter.
"I promised you I'd never forget." / "I promised you I wouldn't either."
You hear in your heart, "Darling, no."
Do I know? Do I feel it? That he's gone? / You do.
Laerryn's screams fill whatever secret hallway she's in.
"No, baby. I'll always have my eye on you." And I squeeze their hands.
"I don't know how deeply you have sacrificed to do what must be done, but I know this: There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart... I bear your name. I bear it on this stone. And one day, I will bring you home."
In the kiss, I'll cast Cure Wounds on you.
"It's all on you, smart girl."
And I'll just turn my back on the door and let it close. / No! No, you have to go.
"I'm sorry, my lady. I love you, but I love another more" / "My child, my heart breaks. But I would rather mine break and yours be kept whole."
"But our two cities are like a married couple. We may have our differences. But we are connected by love for eternity. We made a promise to each other, and it's one we must fulfill."
"...and remember the Architect Arcane, Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Yes, it's me. Just look at my eyes. Don't look at anything else. Just look at my eyes, please."
I've kept so many of my thoughts and dreams and wishes for him. I hand it to him. I set it on the ground because I don't expect him to actually take it from my hands. "This is for you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about me and your father, it's here."
"Dad, dad, wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." "You have nothing to be sorry about." / "I do." You see, you haven't even looked in his hands. He's holding a basket with a spell kite attached.
"I don't know why I didn't send it." / "I know why, and it's okay. It's okay. Elias, I love you from the moment I laid eyes on you. Everything that I wished for you to know about me, it's in this book. Take it with you. You'll always be five years old to me no matter how much you grow."
You know me. I would never have let my guard down like that. I took those blows.
As I go down, I make sure I don’t miss
"I know what you gave. You found a path beyond the stars. I do not know whence the gods came from, but I know that you found it in your heart. I promise you, Zerxus, I will find that place. I will find the secret of how these worlds were made, and I will come and find you and bring you home."
"Yes, brother. All will be well."
"You think we'll ever get there one day?" / "Of course we will. We're the Okiros."
When you think of the future and what people will say of this time, do you think anyone will talk about how beautiful your dream was? / No. But that's all right, because it was real for us. For those who survived, they will remember, and it will inspire them to dream of things far greater.
What are Patia's final thoughts? / Just that there are many more dreams to come.
"I've been able to become anyone I want my whole life, but I just want to be with you."
"And for whatever time we have left, I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you." / "I love you, too." I'll just kiss her.
"The Brass Ring endures. I want you to know you gave us a chance." / I don't think you hear anything back. Just, you feel relief.
The fire, as brightly as it may burn, does not burn so brightly as your love, which shines the brightest in your last moment, having given this world a chance. Ash, heat, rising faster than you can imagine from the earth. And on a 31, at the very top of that cloud, the last member of the Brass Ring gets to keep his promise to his family.
You fly for weeks over oceans choked by ash and soot. You don't get to give your kids the world that they deserve, but you get to give them the world that they can fight for with you.
In Exandria, I don't know that your story will long be known. I don't know who will remain to tell it. But it did happen and it did matter. And though Calamity is here, because of you, it will not be here forever.
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beedreamscape · 1 year
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"Blah blah blah Laerryn's only record in history ever is from Ludinus blah blah blah how tragic blah blah blah history forgot her blah blah blah"
I'M SORRY EXCUSE ME YOU THINK LOQUATIUS SEELIE DID JUST ONE RECORDING TALKING ABOUT LAERRYN??? YOU THINK IT'S JUST THOSE LAST ONES IN HIS LAST 12H OF LIFE???
YOU'LL TRY AND CONVINCE ME HE DIDN'T LEAVE A TRAIL ACROSS EXANDRIA OF HIS LOVE FOR THIS WOMAN!?
YOU THINK NOT EVEN ONE EXANDRIAN HISTORIAN FOUND HIS YEARS OF REPORTING HE DID ACROSS THE PLANET AND YOU THINK NOT ONCE HE MENTIONED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD HIS IMMEASURABLY BRILLIANT WIFE
LAERRYN WANTED TO BE REMEMBERED AND DAMN IF QUAY DIDN'T MAKE SURE OF THAT
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“Remember Cerrit, the Eyes of Avalir, and his bravery.
Remember Nydas, the Dragon, and his sense.
Remember Patia Por'co, Keeper of Scrolls, and all the wisdom she brought.
Remember brave Zerxus and Evandrin, the First Knights of Avalir.
And remember the Architect Arcane, Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world…
I'm Loquatius Seelie saying: Seelie you later.”
Final part of my Calamity series! I couldn’t resist making a stained glass version of Loquatius’s final broadcast.
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noelanik-art · 2 years
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Tonight, on “how many ways can you experience catharsis through someone else’s D&D campaign”:
“You can hold all the knowledge in the world, but if it dies with you, it doesn’t matter.”
“Do I know that he’s gone?”
“Yes.”
“My eye is on you.”
“Don’t touch me”
“I’ve waited so long to do only that”
“No no no no no no no.”
“There is a place among the stars where only your heart can reach, and I’ve known it since I met you.”
“What follows the age of arcanum eventually must be the age of salvation.”
“A love as profound as any that have been on Exandria surrounds you.”
“There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart.”
“I vow this: I bear your name. I bear it on this stone. And one day I will bring you home.”
Revivify and pure ether.
“Hope that you are forgotten.”
“Are your children safe?”
“They are. I hope it was worth the risk.”
“I just cut you off and kiss you.”
“In the kiss, I cast cure wounds on you.”
“I forgive you for anything you think you’ve done, and so does Evandrin.”
“I push the locket into your hand and run away.”
“I cast teleport to Maya, to Cerrit’s children.”
“I think it will be easier for us both to forget, don’t you?”
“And somewhere in the world, someone is holding the work of your life.”
“It’s all on you, smart girl.”
“We’ll all find our way to where we’re going next.”
“Damn the ring of gold, the people of Avalir must survive!”
“The material goods mean nothing anymore, only life. That is what we serve.”
“Avalir comes before any oath I made in a past life.”
“You choose ruin and the world. You choose to cast aside the gift of your court and the right of your kin and all those of the realm of your birth, to remain here in the realm you have chosen.”
“I’m sorry, my lady, I love you, but I love another more.”
“I would rather mine break and yours remain whole”
“Remember the architect arcane, Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I’ve always chosen the city, and I’m going to choose my son.”
“You will always be five years old to me, no matter how much you grow.”
“What you see on the outside doesn’t matter, my son. Just remember what’s here, and you will always see me for who I really am.”
“Y’all decided to be dads, like what the fuck.” (Aabria and Marisha and I were all on the same page with this).
“Will you marry me?”
“This will work, Avalir be damned.”
“I love you, my family.”
Travis’s INCREDIBLE HDYWTDT
“I would like to ready an action so that, should I fall, I drive my blade into my best friend’s heart.”
“As I go down, I make sure I don’t miss.”
Patia’s final wish.
“Do not leave me. You cannot leave me now.”
“Are you the woman who doomed the world, or are you the woman who saved it?“
“What have you done?”
“My best. Finally.”
“There are many things that you do not see but it would be right for you to know.”
“The last thing you see is a griffin made of stars, called back to its feather, bearing on its back a young boy bearing a journal.”
“Elias leaps into the arms of Evandrin, reunited.”
“I will find the secret of how these worlds were made, and I will come and find you.”
“Do you think anyone will talk about how beautiful your dream was?”
“No, but that’s all right. It was real for us.”
“What matters more? The dream, or the dreamer?”
“There are many more dreams to come.”
“New dreams don’t have to tread the paths of the old.”
“Wingspan, I’m here. They’re both here. They’re both here. Tell me you’re coming.”
“Darling, is this goodbye?”
“No. No. Those children are the best thing we ever did. And it’s going to take a lot more than this to keep me from coming back to them, and you.”
“I’ve been able to become anyone I want my whole life. But I just want to be with you.”
“I can’t believe that the thing I almost broke beyond fixing was us.”
“Meeting you and being loved by you is a miracle, so I know they’re real.”
“I’ll move to the door, and look. My children deserve that.”
“That’s a 31.” Cerrit’s miraculous survival
“The brass ring endures. I want you to know, you gave us a chance.”
“I don’t think you hear anything back, you just feel relief.”
“One day, the people of Exandria will triumph, and the calamity will end.”
“At the end of it all, hope will return, as many times as it needs to.”
“And the fire as brightly as it may burn does not burn as brightly as your love.”
“And on a 31, at the very top of that cloud, the last member of the ring of brass gets to keep his promise to his family.”
“You don’t get to give your kids the world that they deserve, but you get to give your kids the world that they can fight for with you.”
“It did happen, and it did matter. And though the calamity is here, because of you, it will not be here forever.”
Truly an incredible collaboration by every member of the EXU: Calamity cast. I spent so much of this episode experience strong emotions. It’s been a while since I cried during a Critical Role episode, but this one definitely got to me.
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that-ari-blogger · 6 months
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A Perfect Metaphor And A Perfect Joke
I put out a post a few days ago discussing some Critical Roll speeches, and I couldn't help but notice how people seemed to like that. So, I thought to myself: CR has some phenomenal moments, and I happen to have some more thoughts on them, so why not share?
With that said, Loquatius Seelie is a fascinating character played by a phenomenally skilled improviser. Allow me to explain.
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR CRITICAL ROLL CALAMITY
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Before I unpack this speech, I would like to briefly examine who Loquatius Seelie is. And I'll start with an analysis of his mechanics. I'm not going to go into detail on his spells and abilities, instead I would like to instead bring up his choice of class. In the EXU Calamity Wrap-up, Sam suggested that Loquatius began at 1st level as a warlock, and took the remaining 11 levels as a bard, and I think that is quite interesting. Where everyone else was a liar pretending to tell the truth, Loquatius was an honest man pretending to be a liar. He had got swept up in the drama of it all, and kept taking levels in bard as he descended more into the personality he created for himself.
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"Fire"
I feel the need to stress that this speech was written in the break. There was no clever marketing team who laboured for hours. This was Sam Riegel pseudo-improvising. That's not what I'm analysing, it just needs to be said.
Anyway, what is this speech about?
Life. Life needs things to live, and a world needs people to inhabit it. But there's more, this is a farewell to the age of arcanum, and in a fitting send off, it breaks down all of the pompous ceremony and for the first time in a while, gets real.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the replenishment is cancelled. Our centuries old bond, severed."
This is all nice, but what happens next is fascinating. Its the end of an era, and instead of looking back at what has happened, the speech looks to the future.
"Our two cities are like a married couple. We may have our differences. We may not have the same goals. We may even separate for a time. But we are connected by love for eternity. We made a promise to each other, and its one we must fulfill."
The symbol of marriage is a ring, it's a fascinatingly old tradition, with discoveries in ancient Egypt that date back 3000 years, and the symbolism behind this is both obvious, and subtle. The ring represents a cycle, an infinite loop. The ring doesn't represent the marriage, but the promise to each other.
In this broadcast, Loquatius brings the Age of Arcanum to a definitive close, tricking an entire city of hubris to go down in flames in order for the new world to be born. And to everyone else, he invokes marriage, the ultimate promise of a future, everlasting.
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"Remember your Avalir siblings and the sacrifices we made for you. Remember Cerrit, the Eyes of Avalir, and his bravery. Remember Nydas, the Dragon, and his sense. Remember Patia Por'co, Keeper of Scrolls, and all the wisdom she brought. Remember brave Zerxus and Evandrin, the First Knights of Avalir. And remember the Architect Arcane, Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world. And also, remember the Market of Wonders"
This is such a phenomenal send off, not just because of who he's mentioning, or because of the sheer force of acting skill that Sam is throwing around. This is phenomenal, because of what it asks the next age to remember. Bravery, wisdom, and beauty.
Loquatius can never know what will happen in the next age, but he begs whoever will hear this, to take just these things forwards. Be brave, be wise, be beautiful.
But that joke. "Remember the market of wonders." Brennan has credited Joseph Campbell with the phrase: "Comedy completed the revelation that drama begins." And for the life of me, I couldn't find where Campbell said this, so I think this is a Brennan Lee Mulligan original.
Perspective is important, and if you have only good things, like the Age of Arcanum, you get complacent. But if you have only bad things, such as the calamity is shaping up to be, the pain loses its meaning. Your senses dull. This joke is a dying man going out with a defiant smile, but its also a message to the world. Don't give up on joy, or hope, in the face of Armageddon, because that's when you need those things the most.
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"I'm Loquatius Seelie-- And I'll drop my golden complexion and just use my true face, my true changeling face-- saying: Seelie you later."
This is unironically my favourite moment of the speech. Because its the final moment, and the face of an age has stopped all pretences. No special effects, no whimsey or buttering up the truth. The dead cannot lie, at least, not as easily. Try as you might, you go out as you are, you can pretend to be something else, or you can change, but when you finally shuffle off this mortal coil, that's it, there's no more pretending. Loquatius Seelie goes out not as a performer and presenter, but as a husband, and a hero.
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annemarieyeretzian · 2 years
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“remember cerrit, the eyes of avalir, and his bravery. remember nydas, the dragon, and his sense. remember patia por’co, keeper of scrolls, and all the wisdom she brought. remember brave zerxus and evandrin, the first knights of avalir. and remember–” and his voice and my heart breaking “–the architect arcane. laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world.” I am fully weeping
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eyes-of-avalir · 2 years
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“remember the architect arcane. laerryn. the most beautiful woman in the world. and also remember the market of wonders” // “I hope you find yourself in a room where you realize you love every person in it. maybe you’re in a room like that right now. and even if it is the year 2122, check out nordvpn”
same energy
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smilelikeawolf · 2 years
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Loquatius: “Please. Remember your Avalir siblings and the sacrifices we made for you. Remember Cerrit, the Eyes of Avalir, and his bravery. Remember Nydas, the Dragon, and his sense. Remember Patia Por’co, Keeper of Scrolls, and all the wisdom she brought. Remember brave Zerxus and Evandrin, the First Knights of Avalir. And remember the Architect Arcane, Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world. And also, remember the Market of Wonders, specializing in Mercer’s Discount Spell Ink. We’ll beat the price of any other ink maker in town, or your next bottle is free."
Loquatius turns to his true changeling face.
Loquatius: "I’m Loquatius Seelie, saying: Seelie you later.
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chucktaylorupset · 2 years
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i want exandria unlimited calamity animated i want it to air after the wrap up of the complete series of critical role two i want during loquacious’s speech where he mentions each of the ring of brass he transforms into each of them and you realize it’s because he wanted them to be remembered he wanted avalir and cath moira to see them and know what they look like when the story that will never be heard is told and we cut back to the studio and as he finishes saying “laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world” he looks at a live feed of his own broadcast, he sees the face that is more precious to him than all others, and it is an agony beyond words
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yasha-chainbreaker · 2 years
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Ok can I be honest. Sam’s voice breaking when he says “remember Laerryn, the most beautiful woman in the world” is just.. can we get him another Emmy for that?
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silver-pieces · 2 years
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💐 once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💞
(Side note, remember when we first talked and I literally called you Navi because I thought that was your name, not short for navigation? Yeah, I'm still dying over it, LOL)
Lol that was so good, I was like uhhhhh how do I break this to you 😅 and aaahhh thankyou for sending this!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
Hmm... five things I love...
💕 Cats!!! 😺🐈 🐈‍⬛️
💕 Discovering new media to consume... I love getting obsessed over things people have put their heart and soul into creating 😍
💕 Exandria Unlimited: Calamity 😭 An absolute MASTERCLASS in D&D, improv, and storytelling. I can't believe it's on youtube for free. "And remember The Architect Arcane, Laerryn. The most beautiful woman in the world." That. That line killed me.
💕 Friendships, even though I'm terrible at it sometimes
💕 When someone reblogs my writing and leaves a comment. It's the best feeling and I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Those people are doing god's work 🔥🔥🔥
Thankyou so much ILY 🥰💕💕💕
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