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torturedblue · 9 months

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It’s the middle of the week, have some dancing turtles

Spoilers below as I gush about my Mutant Mayhem Monday experience 🤗 please feel free to gush with me I wanna hear other people’s thoughts too!

First off… When Seth wanted to put the teenager in TMNT he meant it. Like, all the versions act like teenagers, but like Nickelodeon PG stereotypical teens. MM turtles were the realest PG-13 outta pocket 21st century teenagers I’ve ever seen and I love that shit because it’s the first time I actually felt like I was around the kids in middle school and high school again with the way they talk. Kinda appreciate Superfly cussing too? Like idk it’s Ice Cube and this villain goes hard tryna kill some teenage turtles he formally saw as his lil cousins, let the grown mutant cuss

Also uh, was not expecting to be sad so early in the movie? Like I could tell from the trailers it was gon be an emotional rollercoaster but shit like ten minutes in and these turtles are fuckin depressed. And to see it really hit me because in every other version (except for Bayverse) the turtles literally never let not being part of the human world get to them. In the shows especially they’re so well adjusted and never bothered by sticking to the shadows. Then there’s Rise where they pretty much go out whenever they want and indulge in most of the human world stuff they want to. For these guys to be so stunted and desperate to have more freedom was so heart wrenching. Especially when Splinter grounds them for a whole month and the reality sinks in of how much they know the life they want isn’t an option for them

Wasn’t expecting any kind of ship or romance but that crush Leo has on April hit me like truck because…… holy crap the Leo-April pair has never been a thing? On top of that this is only the second on screen black April we’ve seen and I’ve been a Leo kinnie across the board since day one so to see this combo of my favorite character liking a black girl is making me lose my mind 🥲 and like it got me thinking of several of my favorite shows and the single characters I kin in those and if they’ve ever had black love interests and it’s just still not a common normalized thing honestly.

I’m sure a lot of people aren’t excited for the prospect of ships coming back (especially after 2012 scarred us) but as a Leo lover and black girl it got me so excited to see something like this. I’m just hopeful and optimistic they won’t mess it up like a lot of shows do. The “this is just as friends line” already makes me a little worried bc that trope never has a good history but I have faith they’ll handle things tastefully and not make it toxic or messy

MURDER THE SHREKS!

“I assume you’d wanna be on camera. ‘Cause you have, like a very camera ready look…” OKAY SMOOOOOTH LEONARDOOOOOO 👏🏽

Could not stop laughing while he was shooting his shot my face was literally donnie’s restraining myself from bursting out laughing

Just a couple of my favorite questions that April wrote down for them:

“Do you carry salmonella?” Look I still don’t know wtf salmonella is but it’s the second time a TMNT iteration has joked about it so I’m starting to think it has something specifically to do with turtles 👀

“Have you caught covid?” Oml covid exists in this world

“Are you the source of covid?” OUT OF LINE 💀

“How many people has the red bandana turtle stabbed? Does he need therapy?” Yes.

“Does sunlight cause you to burst into flames?” They’re- they’re not vampires? 😂

Leon Ardo deserves the world and whatever he wants in it give him everything 😭

I will never understand what made Donnie laugh so hard at the name Nardo other than it being because it’s his sibling and that it bothers Leo lmao

All imma say about the puke scene is that I’m glad I heard an “out of context” spoiler about it bc I knew exactly when to look away and I’m glad I did bc the scene lasted for so long??? 😀❓But hey at least I had Unwritten to listen too while I was sparing my eyes 😂

The sequence of them going around and shaking down those gangs and Superfly’s connections. BAD. ASS. And each of them got their own moments to shine? Loved it. Like they each even got to take point and have their moments where they got to kick in the door lol. And the fight scenes were just, muah. Chef’s kiss, they all looked amazing taking grown ass adults down together

Okay Splinter definitely gets the best dad award for putting together that little surprise party, with all the celebrity Chris’s and pretending to wait on them 🥺 so pure. It did make me sad the guys immediately left and you can just see such a sad dejected look on Splinter’s face, knowing he can’t provide what his kids really want or make them happy enough without it 🥲 At the very least they say thanks and that they appreciate but I would’ve at least stayed for a lil bit and gone along with it, Splinter just looked so excited about it and it was so sweet 😭

And he doesn’t even get upset though he knows they’re hiding something, he just says he’ll help them if they’ve gotten into trouble, which is something I’m sure almost every kid has wanted instead of having the kind of relationship where they’re more scared of telling their parents they messed up instead of handling it on their own

I love how musical Superfly’s family is 😂 Ray Filet just starts sing-introducing his name and Mondo and the other couple mutants when they drive with in the car trying to find music they could all sing to together 🥹 not to mention the musical references Superfly makes later that I’ll get to. “Kinda don’t wanna murder everyone on Earth, I just kinda wanna sing” Me too bruh.

Raph immediately going “goochi goochi goo” and playing peekaboo with Genghis frog is so underrated that boy has such a soft side he’s not even that afraid of showing at times, and maybe it’s continuing the trope of Raph having a soft spot for pets/animals? Who knows 😌

Yo I was kinda shook when that government guy knocked Leo out and he just fell unconscious on the ground 😶 Like we’re used to seeing the authorities be brutal especially in movies like this but that’s a whole teenager? You just assaulted a minor? 🙂 Crazy

Also I know it’s sad they got captured and drained painfully but Mikey in that scene was hilarious 😂 like even the way he was dramatically crying and Leo was just started to cry with him like “iM sO sOrRy mIkEeEeEy! 😭” gold. When one of his children is hurting Leo hurts too. One of my favorite moments 🤣

They literally started singing BTS while being tortured they’re so unserious but like in a serious way to them and I love it. Also the fact that they did it just to make Donnie feel better? So pure. Like Raph of all turtles offered to sing while being drained of blood (bc I refuse to use the m word 💀)

The way Splinter snuck in and soloed literal government soldiers single handedly? Badass. Never loved seeing a Splinter save his sons so much 🥹

“But it’s the only way we’ll be accepted.”

“No! We accept you!”

“You can come live with us! We accept you!”

“WE VIBE!”

Oml they’re so puuuuure 😭 I really thought this was gonna be a moment where the guys invite them all to come live with them and Splinter was gonna be like ‘aha 😬 whoa slow down there’ but damn nah he was just as enthusiastic as them inviting all those mutants to come live in their home forever “The more the merrier!” Like ugh he just loves finding family like Baxter Stockman and we see where the guys got their loving nature from 🥹

The amount of his soul Mikey put into that BROSEEEPH was so real like I’ve never heard the name broseph be said in any other way, I’m so glad they put that moment in there

“New York, New York!” “I’m the king of New York!”

Oml superfly’s a Broadway baby 🤗 he’s a big bad villain marching through time square and talking about King Kong but he’s fill gonna nerd out and make his musical theatre references 😂

“For once in your life you didn’t sound lame. You actually started to sound like a leader”

“That was really heartfelt Raph”

I love the Leo Raph dynamic in this movie. Like they don’t always agree or understand each other but they will show love towards one another and show mutual appreciation

Something about any of the turtles shells cracking always gets to me for some reason like those are some serious permanent injuries so I want to see if they do anything special with that in the sequel or show maybe 🤔 And I couldn’t tell if all of theirs cracked or just one, and if so which turtle it was. I think Leo or Raph. I feel like it was Leo but Raph’s are also starting to have a trend of getting cracks in their shells so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Also I do not want to judge what other people like to wear but why are Raph and Donnie the only normal dressed ones 😭 like Mikey looks like he’s going on vacation and Leo looks like he’s going to clock in at Best Buy 😂 tell me it’s because they have limited resources for clothes lmao. HE’S LITERALLY WEARING A LANYARD

Them taking off the masks was crazy honestly… like them deciding not to wear them made my brain pause until I realize they’re kids going to school now and not being ninjas all the time… they don’t need them anymore. I’m just so pleased with the fact that this movie was willing to do what all other iterations weren’t. I see why they’re getting a sequel and show already, these guys and the plot development deserve so much more exploration

Maybe I missed something in the beginning but I’m wondering where Stockman went. Like is he still in custody? Did he die? Because not seeing him again that’s what I assumed but we only saw him get arrested or whatever, so if anything I don’t get why Superfly and the others wouldn’t try to break him out 🤔 I was surprised they didn’t make him a villain though, but I’m pretty happy about him getting to be a more optimistic kind character tho

SHREDDER HAD ME SHOOK LIKE THE ARMOR ALREADY LOOKED SO COOL AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING THEM TO GET THE BIG BAD INVOLVED AHHHH I’M SO READY TO SEE THEM REACT TO THIS ANGRY GIANT TIN CAN

Although I do wonder if Shredder’s gonna have some personal gripe with them since they have a different backstory he doesn’t seem to be a part of. And shit now that they’re public and in school it’s gonna be so much easier for him to go after them 😅 pluses and minuses…

The soundtrack: golden. Cultured. Nothing but range. Goes from a 90’s rap song to Natasha Bedingfield’s soulful 2000’s song. Most movies only ever have all pop mainstream songs or only rap songs because they think they can’t mix but MM does it effortlessly. The turtles are so versatile not just with music genres but they make old and new references ‘cause they’re well rounded kings 💪🏽 Between rizz, Adele, broski, Hey Arnold, K-Pop, Ferris Bueller, etc… I mean Donnie’s literally doing the sprinkler and the funky chicken in that gif up top 😂 they’re born in 2008 I doubt any kids today know about those dances anymore

Clearly I have all the thoughts and feelings about these boys and the movie, but I think this is probably my favorite TMNT movie? I’ve loved all of them but I think this one definitely brings me the most comfort fr

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dearcarmine · 25 days

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this is like the realest thing i’ve seen all day. he would say this, don’t argue — @pathologising { found on pinterest }

#carmen-talks #top gun hangman #top gun #top gun maverick #glen powell #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #lieutenant jake seresin #busting currently #big man tit supremacy #let’s change the world #one nip at a time

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urmadiik · 3 months

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Realest thing I’ve seen all day

#madii’s lil rants #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miles 42 #fluff #margo kess #prowlerbyte #miles 42 x margo #spider byte

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theconstantsidekick · 10 months

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Randy's Donuts In A Suit Of Armor

Pairings: Tony Stark x Stark!Reader (siblings), Natasha Romanoff x Stark!Reader (little bit of flirting)

Genre: A bickering fluffy look back at the good times.

Summary: Tony just wanted a goddamn donut after wrecking the shit out of his birthday party by being an asshole. He tried to throw himself a donut-themed pitty party but the universe is never that kind.

(These scenes incorporate y/n, codename—Static, into the pre-existing story as a character without making drastic changes to the plot or mythos. All the major plot points from the MCU remain in place with the addition of the reader as Static, who is not only a Stark but also enhanced. Whatever events from the canon aren’t mentioned, take place without much change.)

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of Death, Hints of Suicidal Ideations, Mentions of Past Trauma.

a/n: dedicated to my dear reader @third-broparcelicito who wrote a whole-ass essay for me which kept me going through a rough time. Thank you so much.

sidenote: I just missed Tony a lot, ok?

“Sir! I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.”

And man if that doesn’t throw Tony for a spin, cause when he looks down on the source of the voice, there stands a man in an all-black ensemble with a fucking eye-patch. If you don’t know where this is headed, in some ways Tony’s fucking jealous of you.

Reluctantly, he makes his way down and into Randy’s Donuts.

Seated opposite Fury in a booth that feels all too suffocating in his fucking suit made of gold-titanium alloy, with a coffee that was brewed at least two days ago sitting in front of him, and a giant-green-monster-who-tore-up-Harlem sized hangover crushing his head, he makes his displeasure at the situation known. “I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.”

“No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. How’s that working out for you?” Fury challenges.

“It’s… It’s… It’s…” Does it really look like he’s in the mood for a challenge? So, he deflects. “I’m sorry. I don’t wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye?” Lowering his sunglasses, he adds, “Honestly, I’m a bit hungover. I’m not sure if you’re real or if I’m having—”

Leaning in, Fury replies, “I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.”

Well, fuck, he thinks.

“Just my luck.” He looks over at the counter, “Where’s the staff here?”

The movement gives a full on show of his… situation? Yeah. Situation, let’s go with that. Fury gets a view of the situation he has at hand.

Fury’s hand comes flying to his neck, where he presumes his situation has become evidently concerning because then Fury says, “That’s not looking so good.”

“I’ve been worse.” He’s lying… kind of. The only thing he’s seen worse than this was back in the cave, which as is infamously known, not the best so, yeah. He’s kinda lying.

Anyway, what Tony sees next makes him want to spit his coffee out. Only thing stopping him is the fact that he might spit it on Fury and he doesn’t really wanna die in Rusty’s Donuts, hungover and shamed. He’d rather let the palladium poisoning take him out.

“We’ve secured the perimeter but I don’t think we should hold it for too much longer.”

Well, fuck times two.

Looking over the top of his glasses in complete and utter disbelief, trying and failing awfully to contain his shock at this absolutely, “Huh,” he says. “You’re… fired.”

“That’s not up to you,” Replies Natalie—who is definitely not Natalie, from Legal, cause she’s wearing a full on S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent bodysuit and currently in the process of taking a seat next to Fury.

“Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff,” Fury introduces her with what seems like giddy excitement? Who even knows. He’s a fucking spy, Tony trusts nothing about him. Fuck Tony thinks maybe he doesn’t trust anyone anymore, especially since Natalie Rushman is actually Agent Romanoff, who says the perimeter is secure.

“Hi,” Tony replies, while facepalming in some more shame.

“I’m a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow. Once we were informed that you’re ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury,” Natalie, fuck! No. Not Natalie. Agent Romanoff explains.

“I suggest you apologize,” Tony says looking her dead in the eyes.

“I agree, Nat,” Comes another voice, and like, honestly? At this point he’s DYING to die at the hands of the palladium cause living has brought him no joy whatsoever. Not when his sister is just… everywhere. “You deceived me,” She says as she slides in to sit next to Tony. “You made me fall in love. I was going to marry you. We were going to have two adorable little children and live a long happy life as that weird family at the end of the most suburban lane with the lesbian moms and their adopted asian babies. You really should apologize.” She steals his coffee and takes a sip, stopping only for a second to make a face of pure disgust. “You broke my heart. Oh and, the perimeter is very much not secure… The north exit? Wesley I think his name was? Yeah, he’s down.”

“How did you—” Natali—fuck. Not Natalie is about to ask something that Y/n can very obviously not answer honestly, so he cuts in.

“What the hell are you doing here?”

“I wanted a donut,” Y/n replies easily, like it’s the most boring thing in the world.

“You wanted a donut?” Huh?

“It’s a Pavlovian response; whenever I feel a deep, profound sense of disappointment I crave a donut, because you give me a fucking ‘apology donut’ everytime you disappoint me… which is really often.” She says it with air quotes and all.

“I don’t do it that often,” Tony tries to defend.

“You do it often enough for me to develop a fucking Pavlovian reponse to it, don’t you?”

“You’re making shit up, there is no chance in hell that I do it that often. I’m the pinnacle of siblinghood. I’m absolutely the best brother anyone could ask for, ever, and you know it,” He argues because well, he is.

“A pinnacle?” She scoffs. “The only thing you’re the pinnacle of is being a self-destructive asshole.”

And what kinda shit is that to say to your beloved brother? Honestly, that’s just disrespectful if you ask him.

“Guess who I learned it from,” He throws back… like a self-destructive asshole.

“Hey, hey, HEY!” Fury shouts as if he’s trying to quiet the two bickering children. Which, yeah, he might as well be doing just that. “I’m not here to take part in your bullshit. I’m here, cause you’ve been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, donated half your shares to your sister, you’re giving away all your stuff. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I didn’t know better—”

“You don’t know better,” Tony cuts him off. “I didn’t give it to him. He took it.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” Fury exclaims in the most mocking tone known to mankind. “He took it? You’re Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit?” He turns to Nata—Agent Romanoff (fuck!), adding, “Is that possible?”

Ever so slyly, she replies, “Well, according to Mr Stark’s database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage.” She looks right at him, with a challenge in her eyes that unsettles Tony… this might just be the start of a beautiful friendship.

“What do you want from me?” He asks. Cause, come on. He’s doing the best that he can, given the cards that have been dealt.

“I don’t want anything from you—” He shrugs, almost reassessing his statement and deciding to roll with it. “Mostly nothing. You should be asking her instead.” He points to Y/n, meanwhile Nat—(motherfucker!) Agent Romanoff gets up and walks out. “She’s the one who called us in.”

“YOU DID WHAT?” Tony’s about to blow his fucking gasket.

But Y/n is calmer than ever, which if you know her is the most normal thing for her. “You’ve been behaving exactly the way you did when you got chicken-pox and thought you were going to die.” She turns to face him. “You’re exacerbating the problem by scratching away at the poxes like there is no tomorrow meanwhile giving away all your toys to people you love and leaving goodbye notes.” He almost forgot about that one, fuck. “I hate to break it to you, but Howard might have returned your G.I. Joe action figure, but Rhodey sure as shit not giving the suit back.” He remembers that. He had to beg Dad to give the toy back. Howard had only given it back because he’d made mom intervene.

She shakes her head with a sort of disappointment then. “I don’t even want to think about how concerning it is that your self-destructive patterns haven’t changed a bit since you were four fucking years old.”

Before he can respond, Fury cuts in, “You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.” What happens next, Tony has no time to register. There’s barely a second long pause before Fury looks up and commands, “Hit him.”

Suddenly there’s something being injected into his neck and his body is almost on fire from it. “Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?” Fidgeting with his hands around the neck he looks up at Nata—goddamn it! He looks up at Agent Romanoff who holds the now empty injection in her hands, he says, “Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds” He looks back at Fury, “What did she just do to me?”

“What did we just do for you,” He corrects. “That’s lithium dioxide. It’s gonna take the edge off. We’re trying to get you back to work.”

“Give me a couple of boxes of that. I’ll be right as rain,” Tony says.

“It’s not a cure, it just abates the symptoms,” Agent Romanoff explains.

“Doesn’t look like it’s gonna be an easy fix,” Fury comments.

And you know what? He’s been ambushed twice in this conversation by people he thought he knew. And that’s not even counting the random injection of a so-called cure into him. So yeah, he’s a little short on patience. “Trust me, I know,” He says, with enough distaste that it makes Fury lean back. “I’m good at this stuff. I’ve been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. I’ve tried every combination, every permutation of every known element.”

Fury leans back in, looks him in the eyes and says, “Well, I’m here to tell you, you haven’t tried them all.”

That stumps him for a second. Because, well you see, Tony’s been convinced he’s dying of this thing, this thing in his chest that while being absolutely foreign is an integral part of him now. He’s dying of the thing that he made to save himself and that’s been consuming his every waking (and most of his sleeping) hour. He had prepared himself for the worst, ready to face the bitter end, rotting from the inside out. It was a fitting way to go, he’d thought. The rot outside of him will have matched his insides. But that was his hubris.

How could he have thought he could decide to give up on his own life, as if he didn’t share it with someone. That too with someone who was just a little bit more stubborn than him.

Suddenly, “All that remains is the matter of your signature,” Na—Agent fucking Romanoff says from next to them as she places a document in front of Y/n. “Just sign here and here, and we’re good to go.”

The tone of the room changes in an instant. He has seldom seen his sister uncomfortable, so you best believe he senses the change coming from miles away.

“Signature for what? What the hell is this?” Tony asks, completely confounded.

Y/n shifts uncomfortably in her seat, “I gave you my word, we shook hands—that should be more than enough. I don’t do documentation. You know that,” she says looking at Fury.

“You don’t do digital documentation,” He pushes the papers closer to her. “This is analog.”

Tony’s had enough.

“What the fuck are these for?” He asks, loudly.

“Integration of Y/n Stark as a S.H.I.E.L.D. Liaison,” Agent Romanoff replies easily.

He turns to his sister. ��Ah. Of course, I’m the self-saboteur in the family. The only one.”

“Tony—”

He’s not in the mood to listen to her bullshit. “What the actual fuck, Y/n? Have you fucking lost your mind? You want to be a fucking liaison for S.H.E.I.L.D?”

“Are these rhetorical questions or are you hoping for a response?” The nonchalance in her attitude pisses him off even more.

“Where is all this attitude coming from, young lady? You really think this is a situation where you should be running your mouth—”

“Oh my fucking god! Tony! What the hell was I supposed to do? You were dying, literally being poisoned by this thing in your fucking chest and I was supposed to do what? Sit back and watch?”

“Do not put this on me. This is not on me! How is this on me? This is a decision you made! By yourself!”

“I didn’t make it in a fucking vaccume, did I—?”

“Everything is my fault? All of it? I am not taking responsibility for your stupidity—”

“—MY STUPIDITY?!! You’re the one who put decided to put a fucking magnet in your chest, jerkface—not me!”

“I’m sorry my solution to being blown up by a missile was inconvenient for you—a missile which by the way had my own fucking name on it—I didn’t have much choice in the matter—”

“UUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK!! Here we go again. Here we go for the millionth time—”

“—On account of me being held prisoner in the fucking desert!”

“Are we still milking that? Really? Are all your future crimes absolved cause you were kidnapped‚—”

“I wasn’t kidnapped, I was abducted! And do you think I liked—”

“You did like it! You said it yourself, you narcissist—”

“That was a fucking joke, Lincoln Lawyer!”

“How was I supposed to know that?”

“You’re telling me you can’t gauge tone difference now? Really? You childish little shit—”

“You’re a fucking childish little shit—”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Fury shouts. “Shut up—” he cuts off any protest from the siblings before it even forms, “—the both of you. I’ll make you regret it if you don’t.” He fixes them with a look which makes the two Starks silently climb back off of each other and take their seats; once again a part of polite society. This must please Fury to some degree, because he clears his throat before continuing, “Now, here’s the deal, you both will sort this little quarrel out on your own damn time.” He looks over at Y/n, “And you have to sign this, we need proof of some sort. Besides, you will have access to some of the nastiest secrets known man, there has to be some sense of accountability? If you catch my drift?” Reluctant as ever, Y/n just grits her teeth in displeasure but remains otherwise silent. Fury takes this as her assent and moves on to him, “And you! She did this cause you were being a little shit about all of this. So, just be a little nicer maybe?” When Tony remains silent as well he takes that to be an agreement too. He gets up and out of his seat, brushes himself off and then begins to walk away, stopping only for a second to say, “I’ll see you crazy kids back at your place.” With that Fury is gone, and Agent Romanoff along with him.

There is a short silence between the two. It’s something like tense, but not really.

Tony decides to break it. “You didn’t have to do this, you know?”

He can feel her shrug next to him. “Eh, it was for the best.”

“How?” Tony questions. “You hate all this spy stuff.”

She leans back, hands back in her pocket. “I actually kinda love the spy stuff. I just kinda sorta hate S.H.I.E.L.D.”

“Then why go back?”

There is a beat before she replies, “You were suffering. I hate watching you hurt.”

Af if he didn’t know that. The woman burnt the books that gave him paper cuts.

He sighs. “We could’ve fixed it… found a way. We would have.”

“That was the whole problem, Tones. Ever since you’ve put on the damn suit we haven’t been ‘we’. It’s been you in the suit, you in the lab, you alone.

“That’s not—”

She cuts him off even before he has the chance. “And I understand that I can’t be there all the time and I understand that maybe it wasn’t your intention to cut me off, but none of what you’ve done with regards to all this has been a unanimous decision.”

“I—” he takes a second to reassess before he says anything further, because yeah, maybe she isn’t wrong. Cause right now her breath smells of cigarette smoke and she did just decide to sign herself away to an organization she had come to despise. That would all seem like an overreaction if Tony hadn’t been acting alone, especially from Y/n who is, for all intents and purposes, the most chill person he knows. So, yeah, maybe he fucked up a little bit. So he says, “I—I’m sorry.” He licks his lips. “I was a little too focused on not pulling you back into all this that I just ignored that fact that I was pushing you away all together.” Fuck. He takes a breath. “It’s always us against the world.” He knocks on his suit,”This tin-can won’t change that.”

She looks over at him then, “I know.” She smiles a little “We’re good.”

Nodding, he smiles too. “So, what now? You gonna sign these?” He asks, pointing at the papers in front of them.

“Yep,” she replies, popping the ‘p’ at the end.

“You think Fury will back out of helping me if you don’t?”

“No, no I don’t,” she answers. “But I’ll sign it anyway.”

“Why?”

“I need the access to the intel that they have.”

Tony has to laugh at that, “Oh yeah, you need them to gather intel. It’s not like you have a whole secret network of informants around the world or anything”

She rolls her eyes with a fond smile. “Yeah well, it’s more than that, okay? There’s something going on at S.H.I.E.L.D. Fury’s planning something.”

“What?”

“I don’t know, that’s why I need this,” she pulls the papers towards her. Pulling out a pen, she signs them. “I gotta be on the inside to figure it out.”

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unnerving-presence · 9 months

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re4r wesker looks soooo tired i just wanna hear him whimper while i suck him off after a long day smh :/

god this is the realest thing i’ve seen all day

feeling his hand in your hair, helping you bob your head up and down <3

#cr: omurizerx on twt #i’m trying to complete a professional run in re4r for the handcanon bc it’s the last weapon i need #then i’ll have re4r 100%#but the shack fight got me fucked up 😭#and i had to restart bc i didn’t have enough resources #like damn #the thing is is that it isn’t s+ i just wanna get through it man #new game too 🧍‍♂️#making separate saves this time cause i kept saving on the same thing god damn #with my newfound knowledge i’ll try and do better

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dominicfikue · 3 months

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matthew would definitely talk you through it.

this is the realest thing i’ve seen all day. i imagine him just praising you the whole time , telling you how good ur making him feel. OMG especially if ur a virgin :3. he’s so boyfriend ugh.

#lai speaks!

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frenchkisstheabyss · 5 months

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Hellouw 🥹 I don’t really know who else I could talk to about something that has been on my mind lately and I’m kinda questioning how “normal” it is so I wanted to ask you and hear your opinion about it. You’re always so nice and I feel like you wouldn’t judge others..

So..I know a lot of K-pop Stan’s joke about having a crush on their biases or when they say “giggling, blushing, kicking my feet to XYZs picture” or whatever but I’ve also seen so many fans judging others for that.

I was feeling really down for a while and when I discovered my ult group and especially my bias I finally felt some sense of enjoyment and happiness again. I began to notice how my mood and happiness depended on them and also how much I actually liked my bias. Obviously most idols are super attractive and with all the fan service it’s easy to develop celebrity crushes on them but I began to wonder whether I should feel bad about it or even try to stop it by maybe taking a break from my ult group. It’s not that I’m delusional and think I could actually pull my bias or would get mad if he dated someone and cancel them for that.

It’s more like daydreaming about him and admiring him, finding him obviously super attractive but with no ill intent.

But then I see videos or tweets of other fans who talk about “breaking the first rule of K-pop”and they’re really harsh and mean and talk super negatively about people who have crushes on idols and then I feel bad about myself and wonder if I’m actually weird for that or if it’s okay as long as I’m not delusional about it..

Have you ever felt like you like an idol too much? Or where you were close to actually falling in love with one?

I don’t even know if what I said makes a lot of sense but I’d really like to hear some more opinions on that topic without being judged 🙃

Let me be the realest of realest of real with you. Anyone who’s judging you can suck a dick and not in the fun way. In the most disrespectful way possible.

It’s completely okay if your biases and the groups you love are the thing that makes you happy. Kick your feet, giggle, smile, feel good. Have a nice time. Be joyful. You’re not hurting anyone by doing that.

Would it be ideal if we could source all of those feelings from within ourselves? Totally but that’s just not the case . Life is fucking hard and it can be a struggle to make it through the day.

It doesn’t matter what the people judging you wanna say, they’re into KPop because it does the same thing for them. They can pretend that the entire industry isn’t one big parasocial relationship factory but they’d be lying to themselves.

We love our biases and our groups and the music and the concerts because they make us happy. They bring light to our lives. And yeah sometimes you’re super duper into one of them but so what?

I gave up KPop after first getting into it cause friends shamed me for loving it so much but I got back into it and I love it more than ever now liiiiike Hyungwon from Monsta X is my man period. I’ll go to war over my lil 6ft tall chronically sleepy turtle boy lol

All of that is fine and if anyone ever gives you shit TAG ME. GIVE ME THEIR INFO. I got your back 💜

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abbyandersonstargirl · 7 months

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realest thing i’ve seen all day

#babe wake up aj’s shit postin’ again #abby anderson

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nervousgardenerkid · 2 years

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no thoughts, head empty, just making fun of movies with steve!

my aunt is actually a film professor so i’ve watched loads of movies with her professional (tm) critics and have picked up on a few film tricks myself so i think it’d be fun to watch a movie with steve and just be ranting about how terrible it is and what they should’ve done instead and steve just looking at you like you’re the smartest person in the world and hanging onto your every word.

bonus points if you guys aren’t together and robin’s just there like “you guys aren’t dating so why do i feel like a third wheel?”

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a/n: okay,,ngl i actually like this more than i thought i would😭 there's LOTS of dialogue but i think it's bc i'm naturally chatty so i made them chatty LMAO i hope you enjoy it! credit to the gif owner <3

Steve let out a loud booooo, as the credits for breakfast club began to roll.

“Steve shut up! It was a good movie!”

Robin nodded her head and then turned her attention towards you.

“I can't believe this is your first time watching it.”

“First and last time, I'm never going to let them sit through a movie that cheesy ever again.”

You rolled your eyes and threw popcorn at Steve causing him to mumble out hey and then eat it.

“I thought it was a good movie!”

Robin leaned back into the sofa and propped her feet on your legs.

“The group therapy scene always gets me.”

You popped a piece of candy in your mouth and smiled at her.

“Molly Ringwald is an artist.”

“I've seen better,” Steve said while throwing an arm around you.

“Ferris Buller’s day off isn't better than this! This is a classic!”

You leaned into Steve and watched in amusement as he and Robin bickered back and forth over which movie was better.

“Whatever, the whole thing is totally unreal.”

Robin let out a laugh. “Oh please, you know damn well it's the realest movie there is! Y/n, back me up here!”

You let out a sigh and looked up at Steve.

“Sorry Stevie, but I'm with Robin on this one.”

“Ha!” Robin said while throwing her hands up in victory.

“Well, we all stayed friends, right? I mean like after we saved the world. We didn't drift apart or anything, if anything we got closer!”

“Saving the world is different from detention, Steve.”

Steve‘s fingers interlocked with yours and he pulled you closer to him.

“Yeah well, I’d still stay friends with you guys.”

“No Steve,” robin started. “We’re friends. You and y/n are in love, you're both just too blind to see it.”

You felt your face get warm and Steve's body tense. You and Steve both knew you had feelings for each other, hell you both talked about it at one point. The fear of pain and rejection was strong though, it led to dates being just hangouts with your friends.

“What are you talking about?” you nervously laughed out.

Robin stood from her spot and shook her head. “Please just confess so I can be a proper third wheel. No more tension, I swear all of Hawkins can feel it.”

“Wait, where are you going?” Steve asked when he saw her walking away from the couch.

“I need to pee, when I come back I expect to see a happy couple.”

You and Steve sat in awkward silence for a while before you spoke up.

“She's right, you know.”

“Yeah, I know she is.”

You sat up and turned your body towards Steve so that you could give him your full attention.

“Would you date me if you were still popular?”

“Are you really trying to breakfast club me right now?” Steve said while laughing.

You shrugged your shoulders and smiled at him. “Maybe.”

“Yeah? Gonna give me your earring too?”

You rolled your eyes. “Funny, you think you're Bender when it's clearly Munson.”

Steve put a hand on his heart. “You wound me, truly you do. Who has great hair like him?”

“Eddie does.”

“Fine then, go date Eddie.”

You shook your head enjoying the teasing you were doing with Steve.

“Would much rather date you, Harrington. Dark and brooding boys aren't my type.”

Steve smiles and raises his eyebrows. “Really? What's your type then?”

You let out a hum and pretend to think about it. “I like the guys who used to rule the school, but now they have to babysit teenagers who need massive ego checks.”

Steve wrapped his arms around you and pulled you in closer.

“I think I know the perfect guy for you.”

“Hey! None of that now!” Robin shouted while jumping back into her spot. “I know I said I wanted to be a proper third wheel but I don't need to see you guys kissing.”

Steve threw some candy at her, but to his dismay, she caught it with her mouth and let out a cheer.

“So what movie is next? And don't say, Ferris Buller’s day off, Steve.”

“ITS REAL CINEMA!”

#steve harrington fluff #steve harrington x gn!reader #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington imagine #steve harrington x reader #stranger things imagine #stranger things x reader #steve harrington stranger things #stranger things x gn!reader

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styleslistic · 2 years

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How it Turned Out - Harry Styles Fic Part 9

Y/N and Harry have a couple of stolen conversations during TPWK filming

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Y/N and Harry had gotten through their final day of rehearsals without anyone catching on to the fact that they had ended up spending the night in the studio.

But then Y/N had been flown off to play a massive show in Mexico, while the beginning of filming got underway. She wasn’t needed for all the scenes. So, once again, they were left wanting more, with only the question of when they’d be able to steal a moment together.

That said, when Y/N made it back to set several days later, it felt like they’d not been apart. Dancing felt easy alongside Harry. The two of them found it near impossible not to grin at one another when they caught each others’ eyes, even mid-way through a take. But luckily, the director seemed to absolutely lap this up, mistaking it for acting. So they took the opportunity to really ham up their interactions on camera, relishing the fact that although everyone else thought their playfulness was just for show, it was the realest thing going on in the room.

In a spare moment, when the crew was fiddling with the lighting, they found themselves sat alone at one of the tables on the set. Well, not alone, there were people all around them, but there was a degree of privacy to be found in the chaos surrounding them.

“I’ve been thinking, over the past few days,” said Harry. “I really think we can make this work.” His voice was quietly determined. “And I well, I don’t know much about what seeing other people or sleeping with other people but being together would look like, but I really like the idea of it. I think it’ll make the distance a bit less terrifying.”

“It is pretty terrifying isn’t it. If stuff does happen with someone else, do you want us to tell each other about it?”

“Yeah, yeah I think so. It’s better out in the open, and that way we’re already talking about it so if one of us feels weird about anything it’ll be easy to let the other know.”

“Smart, sexy and talented,” Y/N chuckled. “You’ve really got it all Harry.”

“Well, that’s why this is gonna work, right? Birds of a feather,” he winked.

“Smooth.”

“It’s kind of hilarious how right our fans were about us isn’t it?” Harry said.

“It is, imagine the field day they’d have if they knew.”

“Oh for real,” Harry said. “We would never hear the end of it.”

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At the end of the day, the whole cast and crew celebrated the end of filming with a quick glass of prosecco. Harry and Y/N were trapped in separate conversations with excited crew members for the duration. Both lovely conversations, sure, but it meant precious minutes they could be talking to one another were lost.

Instead, it was only as Y/N was outside, waiting for her car, that they got a final moment to talk.

“Guess this is bye for now, then,” Harry said.

“Yeah, guess so. But we’ve got plans to make plans,” she chuckled lightly. “We’re gonna write a song, and I’m gonna come see one of your shows, I’ll make sure of it.”

“You wanna see my show?” Harry said, looking excited and a little hopeful.

“What a ridiculous question, of course I do,” Y/N said. “Top of my to do list. I wanna see you in your element. And it’s not fair that you’ve seen my show but I’ve not got to see you.”

“Okay,” Harry smiled. “Come see my show, and if you’re lucky I might let you come backstage afterwards.”

“Don’t start playing hard to get now, I think I might have already figured out you’re into me.”

Harry tutted comically. “Damnit, I thought I was playing it so cool.” They laughed together for a few seconds. When silence fell between them, the mood shifted. They both knew it was time to leave.

Harry stepped forward and pulled Y/N into a hug. She threw her arms around him, and buried her face in his chest, inhaling his scent for a last moment.

A throat cleared behind them: Y/N’s assistant.

“Car’s here,” they said simply.

Y/N gave Harry a final squeeze, then separated from him.

“Bye, see you soon yeah?” Harry said. His eyes looked a little glossy.

“Soon,” Y/N nodded.

She got into the car and shoved her headphones into her ears, staring stubbornly out of the opposite window as they pulled away so that she’d didn’t have to watch Harry fade into the distance.

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SORRY I know this was a short one but it is what it is!

#harry styles #harry styles imagine #harry styles x reader #harry styles fic #harry styles fanfiction #how it turned out #musician!y/n

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I put on Limitless, which is the new documentary show about Chris Hemsworth’s Adventures in Himbo Excellence. I like that Hemsworth boy from being Fat Thor in the movies-- I thought he was pretty good as Fat Thor; other Thor, ehh. Also, I liked when he was a computer man in Michael Mann’s Blackhat because that is what computer men look like, we all know this, he really captured it...

I am very much the audience for this-- this is the funniest show I’ve seen in a while, at least the first episode. Chris Hemsworth is realizing he lives a human existence, and like all rich guys, he finds that fact horrifying, I guess. (And you know, sure: same). So he gets a black doctor lady to be his sidekick to conquer all stress and fear. And then the next scene, the black doctor lady is trying to drown beloved Marvel Thor avatar Chris Hemsworth in a swimming pool...? Or wait, wait, no first, she shows him how she’s going to kill him using a Playstation-1 era virtual reality helmet-- he’s got to walk around in some Super Mario Level or something, and Chris Hemsworth is saying like “this is the realest thing I’ve ever experienced-- I forgot I was in virtual reality. When the Kupas took Princess Peach away.” Those graphics were not forget-what-reality-is level graphics, Hemsworth!!!

Oh and also there are two entirely random Australian men with him, who’s just his boys who are there I guess to help, but then who just sit and watch their good friend Chris Hemsworth almost drown to death in a swimming pool. The swimming pool scene was a lot for me, I guess is what I’m saying, because if I were Hollywood actor Chris Hemsworth, I would choose not to drown. I’m different that way, I guess. And also there’s this weird thing I’ve ever noticed before where Chris Hemsworth looks like he’s pretending like he knows how to read, but not when he’s reading-- just when people are talking to him...? He looks like he’s thinking something that he’s not saying out loud, or that he’s just pretending to understand what words are, or I don’t know what-- something’s going on behind his eyes, that’s a little darker than I think most of the movies he’s been in have captured...my theory, I think what his eyes were saying, was “I don’t want to drown to death but Disney-Plus is demanding it and I have no choice but to obey.”

I mean, we all have mid-life crises, because that is part of the deal, but mine thankfully did not involve oxygen deprivation. Or not a weird amount of it anyways. Well, not weird for the Western United States, let me be specific.

I like that it’s a show about self improvement because I just greatly enjoy that topic, despite my own multi-decade failure to improve anything about myself whatsoever. And i like that it’s about a very specific kind of middle-age male self improvement, where it starts out entirely reasonable like “I need less stress” and ending up getting just nutty because men are like “Oh a vitamin a day? Hmm. What if we took this up to an 11 and I only ate vitamins and also did vitamin suppositories and got into a cannon with a bunch of vitamin jars and we shot me out of the cannon across the grand canyon.” I love the take it too far wing of self improvement (except their politics, all that billionaire / Silicon Valley worship in that crowd is lame as fuck). And I like that it’s a show just very much about Chris Hemsworth not being young anymore but being like “I don’t want to feel things.”

At one point he was saying he got stressed out by having kids and it’s like... His solution to that is doing a stunt where he walks across a crane that’s high up above a skyscraper...? What??? That is a wild response to the human journey. Just a good time-- just having a nice time with it-- it’s nice to have a new show to watch.

Oh, in conclusion, the absolute best part: knowing that everything Chris Hemsworth is trying to achieve with his black lady doctor sidekick and cranes and VR helmets and whatever the shit, Tom Cruise did all of it effortlessly just by reading Battlefield Earth 30 years ago. I love just imaging Tom Cruise rolling his eyes at the Hemsworth boy freaking out about being drowned by his team in a swimming pool-- Tom Cruise learned to hold his breath for 5 consecutive hours in a swimming pool to film Jerry Maguire, a movie where his character doesn’t even swim, he’s a sports agent. God of Thunder my ass!!

#All I Ever Write About on this blog is Television...

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