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mariajanee · 1 year

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Put your hard dick in my big round butt!🍆🍑💦

#sexy chick #hotandhorny #inthemood #im so ready #ready to be licked #lick my pussy #wet and needy #wet pu$$y

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fandomsonly · 3 months

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See, the only reason Binghe managed to get Shen Qingqiu to notice him That Way is because he was willing to keep lowering his bottom line. "Will Shizun notice me if I do this? No? Hm, then let's try something like this!" And Shen Qingqiu never getting it, not once, and unlike Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge, Binghe just goes, "guess I'll just have to be even more shameless!"

And you know what? It worked perfectly for him. Go, queen.

#svsss #bingqiu #white lotus binghe wasn't ready but black lotus was like #'maybe if I crawl on him and lick his teeth'

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hanatatami · 5 months

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hello pretty saiki people

#saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kuniharu #fanart #digital art #pose meme #hes ready to. lick your shoes i guess

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oracle-cassandra · 4 months

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Women have so many hurtful words and slurs associated with them (i.e. whore, slut, bitch, etc) and I hate them with a passion and I abhor the weight they hold. It's beyond overdue for some words to be created and popularized to use for men.

Ones that come to mind are:

Kevin

scrote

I am 100% serious about this

#I am bitter and vengeful about this #Women haven't done a damn thing compared to the centuries of what men have done to us and I'm tired about it #I want to get my lick back #I'm so serious that I'm ready for an uprising and the majority of the female population finally having enough like I have #I'm ready to storm offices and capitals and court rooms #misandry #radfem

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meep-meep-richie · 4 months

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please he's adorable i wanna eat him

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angeltiddies · 5 months

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oh...that's not

#misha...#hes the one sending those emoji texts #🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick #it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole #and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? S #youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve go #and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

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angelbambisworld · 2 months

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I wish mozzarella cheese was a person so I could fuck them

#youve heard of hangry #get ready for horngy #i wanna drip melted cheese all over gene simmons body and lick it off of him #itd be like wax play but with cheese

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southernjoy213 · 11 months

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Free for seven days ❤️ leave me tips for being so nice please 🥰🥰🥰

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akkivee · 6 months

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he looks like he’s waking up from a food coma lmao

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #he set the parfaits down licked his lips ready to eat and blacked out that was the last thing he remembered LOL #he’s even on a different couch that sugar rush and subsequent crash had to have been craaaaaaazy lol #i hope they were tasty ramuda lol

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devilsskettle · 21 days

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i feel like i’ve been WAITING for the other shoe to drop wrt people’s opinions about watcher for this very reason. not that i think the reaction is completely not understandable but the greater the parasocial relationship, the greater the fallout as soon as public opinion shifts. you don’t have a relationship with these people they’re just content creators, chill

#ready to see all the people coming out of the woodwork to say how they’ve never liked watcher/unsolved/etc #and act like it’s ‘cringe’ now that their fanbase feels ‘betrayed’#it’s great to have a fanbase but parasocial relationships will bite you in the ass every single time #it’s interesting too though because i’ve seen watcher have a LOT of support as they’ve tried to build something separate from buzzfeed #so this is the first time they’re getting real pushback about a decision they’ve made wrt shifting their platform/expanding their brand #so ig we’ll have to see how they react moving forward #but it’s soooo interesting to see how enthusiastically people dump on buzzfeed #AND how many people dump on youtube and how over the years so much of its functionality has been stripped away #how many ads you have to sit through. how much sponsored content there is now. etc #but when they try to do the same thing with youtube that they did with buzzfeed it’s like how dare you not lick their boots #because if you lick their boots and we lick their boots we can watch stuff for free #anyway.#even if you don’t any to say it’s a bad business decision. it’s not like there’s not precedent for it #1) the move away from buzzfeed was successful and 2) what about the dnd shows or whatever #don’t you guys watch those dnd shows that are ‘behind a paywall’#don’t you guys have netflix hulu disney hbo amazon etc ad nauseum that are actually owned by billion dollar corporations #don’t you guys get on your high horses about supporting independent artists all the time #it’s interesting that people will profess to be such big fans!!! and feel like they’re friends!!!!#but how dare they think their work might be worth paying for #idk. idk. it’s entitlement though #sorry for the rant i’m ALSO not trying to blindly defend a bunch of people i don’t know #but you guys are being soooo fucking annoying about it lol #anyway i’m still waiting to see what their response is going to be from here before jumping to conclusions #also to be fair i am biased to be lenient about decisions made by independent filmmakers vs big studios etc #like everybody freaking out about the ai art used in late night with the devil. who cares honestly #‘they should’ve paid a real artist!!’ idk maybe their budget didn’t cover that #i don’t want it to become the industry norm but at the end of the day i would rather see indie shit getting made then only seeing #the big studios (who don’t have equitable practices anyway!!) making shit #but that’s another conversation. just to be transparent about my viewpoint on this kind of thing #maybe controversial but also can’t we have nuance. for once.

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skoulsons · 1 year

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“Do you give a shit about me or not?”

“Of course I do.”

“Then what are you so afraid of?”

I’m afraid of continuing my failure streak. I have a chance to not fail. I have a chance to not fail with you, after already having done so time and time again these last three months. I can stop. To leave and let you go. To put you in the hands of someone I trust, because I don’t trust myself with you. Because I will get you killed. I’ve failed at protecting your innocence. I failed at keeping that clicker completely off you. I’ve failed at keeping you from shooting a man. I failed at protecting you from Sam and I failed at shielding you from Henry. I even fail you in my dreams. I can’t save you anywhere, even in my own head. I have a chance now to stop failing. To leave you and let Tommy take care of you for a while. To do what I think is the best for both of us. For you to get away from me because I will hurt you. I will fail you. I will get you killed. And it’s something I cannot stomach, not again. So I have to leave you while I have the chance. I’m doing this for you. Because I love you. Because I give way too much of a shit about you and I can’t face Hell again. I can’t go back there, especially not with you. And I’m doing this because you deserve better. Whatever the Fireflies do with you, you’ll probably still be better off than with me. Because they’re not cursed with the shadow of death that follows them around every corner. Or even if you end up somewhere else, it’s better than with me, as much as it breaks my heart. Because I want you here with me. I want to finish our journey. I want to figure out what we’ll do after the Fireflies. I want to settle down. I want to live. I want to embrace this second chance I get with you. This new life that’s been laid out so plainly in front of me, both of us. I want to take you in stride and go and never look back. I want to be a father again, I crave it. I long for it. I want to have that life back, and I have a chance to with you. But going back there is also my fear and it’s eating me up inside. Because there will always be something, someone, who will ruin this for me. For us. And I can’t subject you to that. I can’t willingly run through the chance of pain like that with you, so I have to leave you

#she is his biggest love and his biggest fear. that commitment to her.#he wants it. he craves it. but he fears it. he fears of what it will bring. he fears what may happen to her.#but he just loves her so much #mmm refer back to this when I cover ranch argument completely??#NOT TO ALSO MENTION HOW QUICK HE SAYS OF COURSE I DO. HE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO ASK #AND HE HAD HIS RESPONSE READY IN AN INSTANT.#BECAUSE HE DOES CARE ABOUT HER. GOGHDFJD SHES AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.#AND HE DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE ITS SO INTEGRAL TO WHO HE IS.#he loves her so much im going to lick the bottom of my sneakers.#the last of us hbo #ellie williams #tlou spoilers #joel miller

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gloryride · 11 months

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