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"Someody who's good at the economy please help me budget this burger. My family is dying."
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I hate looking for the extractinator in Terraria it can be such a pain
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She has a mod that lets you craft the extractinator out of wooden crates, he just doesn't feel like fishing and would rather die a million times to antlions things to find one in the underground desert for some reason.
Hey who put that there
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Running into a third grade classroom and tearing off my shirt like a Hulkamaniac becoming Hulk-a-maniacal on his vitamins: “it’s time to settle this— how many sides does a triangle *really* have??”
Leaving three minutes later with a diploma. Not my diploma. One i pulled off the principal’s wall. Good enough.
This is how i win. 👨🎓
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#PIRACYSWEEP !!!
ID: a series of Minecraft text chat.
falsesymmetry entered a 1x Champion's Abode Vault!
<Etho> oh snap
<iskall85> oO
<iskall85> is this an open for all type of vault?
<falsesymmetry> not for theives
<iskall85> aww, poor etho
<Etho> I'm not a thief
<Etho> I am a pirate
<iskall85> thats based
#shush slinky#(id under the cut)#is there like a standard for copying in game chat like this? no clue how a screen reader handles it so im just doing it verbatim#these three are such a great group theyre so silly together X)#added context for those who havent watched:#the thief false is referencing is iskall; who took crying obby from her base in his vid#& etho is just wearing a silly pirate hat
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before sunrise/sunset with satoru where you meet by chance on a train and hit it off immediately. you're both headed to your respective locations, but spontaneously decide to get off on a random stop in london and spend the evening together in the city. it's decided beforehand that you won't exchange information with each other when you separate in the morning.
the attraction and chemistry between you is obvious, but satoru takes his time acting on it, trying to ease into it as naturally as one can in the span of twelve hours. it's a lingering hand over the small of your back when he guides you through a crowd, the weight of his jacket on your shoulders as the night chill kicks in, his hands interlocking with yours while strolling through a park, the ghost of his lips on yours...
but true to your words, you say your goodbyes at the train station the next morning and expect to never see the other again.
you meet satoru again by chance in paris after several lonely years apart, looking as gorgeous as you remember. perhaps even more so; he’s wide-shouldered with well made clothes that fit him too well and white hair styled the way he does for business. you run into him in a patisserie famous for their macarons, which really shouldn’t surprise you. after the initial—and heartbreaking—shock of being so near him again, he holds up his pastry box and jerks a thumb behind him, asking if you’d like to catch up.
it’s there in a cute little street cafe that you realize it’s both of your last day in paris—he’s taking a night train to rome and you have a flight to catch at midnight. he boldly proposes you spend the day together, despite the fact that you both agreed never to speak again.
“our reality doesn’t exist here,” satoru shrugs with a boyish grin, popping red macaron into his mouth. there’s a little red crumb at the corner of his lip, and you curl your fingers into your napkin to avoid reaching over and thumbing it clean. the way you did so many times before. “everything that happened is back there, back home. it’s just you and i here, lollipop. whaddya say?“
he brings his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose to meet your eyes, and you’ve never been able to say no him and his morning star eyes so, you spend the day in paris; walking and talking about anything and everything as you do all the things the tourists sites never mentioned. satoru shows you the city the way a local does, the hidden little parks and gardens and rooftops where you lay back and watch the blue sky bleed into a hazy orange. you fall in love once again but neither of you voice it.
when the moon is out and gleaming above the Eiffel Tower, you two say goodbye once more and leave little pieces of your hearts and soul in the city of love.
based off the before sunrise/sunset/midnight movies!
#another repost with context added in#starring: gojo satoru#gojo x reader#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#jjk x reader#gojo satoru x reader
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wow what was that guys haha. I am so normal and should be trusted around the frontman of hit rock revival band the strokes
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horror was a good genre for amc to start the like discounted mystery movie ticket thing with both because it adds suspense (can't look up spoilers) and because horror movie fans will eat any garbage off the floor
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The only good thing about Twitter is the reader added context
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They should introduce Twitter-style community notes to Tumblr but only for objective factual errors in posts about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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don' dweeblog
For the last few days I've been waking up absolutely covered in sweat and freezing but just now I napped for like 3 hours and woke up covered in sweat and hot
Is this hot flashes
Is it menopause time
#readers added important context: op is early 30s.#more realistically. is this a birth control thing.#actually even more realistically. is this because my apartment building refuses to turn on air conditioning until may.
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ah fuck i've attracted the weirdos who like girlsmell!!! HELP!!!!
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#sorry this has to be the funniest readers added context i've ever seen#everybody in the comments going 'just schism already' and 'martin luther over here' is also being very funny
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new dialogue unlocked: parents explaining to you how you could not possibly be autistic because you were oh so normal as a kid and surely there would have been signs
#wish I could staple an ''readers added context: there were in fact signs'' label on my dads' forehead#this happened a couple days ago actually but I'm still extremely -_- about it#rambles from the moonsink
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i am a mentally healthy, upstanding tumblr user
#txt#readers added context: he has a pin of rook hunt hanging above his pillow like some ppl put crucifixes to watch them as they sleep
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We're not making it out
[ID: cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, outlined in red to differentiate it as an image. it reads:
4. yes, you are also meant to share your subscription with your friends. OUR login details. THAT'S fucking socialism.
#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim
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pic of me scheduling the first makeup practice for today on 0 sleep when i’m in the middle of a freaking manic episode
#👥 [ readers added context they thought people might want to know ] It's not a literal manic episode but what the hell u want me to call it#a funny and epic bipolar moment
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