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Razputin's final message
(Raz sits behind his computer, his friends and family behind him.)
[Raz] Okay, I think I’m all set …
[Lili] You sure about this, Raz?
[Raz] Yeah, yeah …it’s just…kinda weird, you know. I’ve had this blog for a few years now, and now I’m gonna just …stop it?
[Lili] You could just keep doing it.
[Raz] (Sighs) Nah, I need to do this. I’m gonna be super busy next year, and I won’t have the time maintain the blog. (Pause) Okay, I’m ready. Everyone get something to say?
[Milla] You start, querido.
[Sasha] It was your project, after all.
[Raz] Guess what I like to say is …thank you. Thank you for being a part of my journey these last few years; with us, really. To see us live through both the hardships and joyous breakthroughs we experienced. But most of all, thank you for all the support each and every one of you have shown me and my friends through all our endeavours. (Sniffles) Okay, I’m getting emotional. You guys have some advice for our followers?
[Lili] Hmmm, how about: Kick ass when people try to kick you down.
[Milla] Good start, but I rather say: be kind to other and don’t forget to stay fabulous.
[Sasha] Keep a rational mind when confronted with difficult situations.
[Forsythe] Study hard, set your goals and work for your success.
[Lizzie] Be true to yourself, no matter how hard the world wants you to change into their way of thinking.
[Millie] Find someone who’ll love you no matter how much of a goof you are.
[Norma] Forgive yourself for mistakes you made in the past. Don’t be afraid to change for the better.
[Frazie] Believe that love will work out in the end, even if you have to work for it.
[Gisu] Keep smart and stay radical.
[Sam] Dare to experiment. Be weird and fun.
[Morris] Life is filled with music. Dance your heart out.
[Adam] Be responsible, but don’t forget to have fun.
[Raz] I love you all! Adeus, my friends!
[Connection Terminated]
[Farewell]
[Have a happy 2024]
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doodle17 · 10 months
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Potential art of Raz and Lizzie hanging out being surrogate brother and sister?
I dunno, maybe 👀
Not like I'm hunched over my desk scribbling stuff for the Razputin Vodello AU or anything 👀👀👀👀
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devastator1775 · 2 months
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I like to think for the interns, babysitting raz was one of their first missions.
Sasha and milla say on paper it's to teach them responsibility, keeping people of interest within their sights among other spy reasons but the interns try to read through it as wanting a free babysitter
While there is some level of truth to that, it's moreso that they acknowledge raz can't rely on Lillie as his only friend at the motherlobe. Plus a psychic child with little to do outside of homework is going to get restless.
The interns get to test themselves with their abilities chasing raz and he gets to play
Razputin certainly didn't make it easy for them. He certainly made some memorable moments with them. Like him and Lizzie drawing tattoos on each other with permanent marker. Convincing Gisu to let him stay up late way past his bedtime. The kitchen incident with Sam. Things like that.
I can certainly agree that Milla would see the benefit of having some older kids in his circle of friends. They all taught him some things. Lizzie helped him with standing up for himself. Gisu helped him with balancing tricks whenever he had a basophobia panic attack. Adam showed him responsibility and leadership. Sam made him realize that being weird isn't a bad thing. Morris and him have a shared love for music. And with Norma he learned d how to be a little brother.
But, Milla also considered the other way around. Like you said: learning responsibility and safety. But she knew that certain Interns could benefit from Raz as well, by being a little brother to the group and having a friendship with him.
Like Norma, who's past personalty and behavior caused her to have a low self image and a small bit of self-hatred. Being a sister to Raz helped her heal and accept herself, becoming the warm, loving person she is in my AU.
I could write pages on how Raz and the Interns' mutual relationship helped each other, but most of that is in the blog already.
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queenlionelle16 · 1 year
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it is done! FINALLY! i had to make 5 videos on youtube but.. the 5th didnt come out for some reason... but still.. there all based on my big cat creatures @ask-razputin-vodello is half Golden Jade Stripe Tiger, @thefurriestofchows Tholomew is half Bat Lion @thefurriestofchows design of Raz is half Emerald Stripe Tiger @queenlionelle16 is half lion and @triocat Riptide Raz or Razigula is half Black Neon Stripe Tiger i hope you injoy my picture!
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complete-idiot-inc · 2 years
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(this post contains outdated information, may not 100% be in the finished work.)
As a belated birthday gift for Psychonauts 2, here are the central characters of the Vodello Family AU (in no particular order except for mentors coming after mentees)
Razputin "Raz" Vodello: a surprisingly strong psychic despite his age still, now he's a constantly curious, energetic, and maybe a bit too determined kid.
Cassie O'Pia: Raz’s mentor/general teacher, calm and wise. Her archetypes adore Raz to various degrees. (Liberian seems to be hiding something, however)
Dion Vodello: almost the exact opposite from canon, now a supportive, and encouraging older brother to his siblings. Also a little more musically inclined due to his mentor.
Helmut Fullbear: he may be a little longer in the tooth, but he’s still the Helmet we know and love. His mental world is now a bit less of a dissonant harmony however.
Frazie Vodello: again similar to canon but without her coming out as psychic woes, in their place however is mild middle child syndrome and a love for messing with her brothers with her cryokinetic GF.
Hollis Forsythe: the "homeroom teacher" of the interns/junior agents and Frazie's mentor, honestly deserves a vacation with what she gets put up with.
Lizzie Natividad: Frazie's GF and one of Raz's cool big sisters. besides that nothing new.
Compton Boole: a LOT less paranoid and self-defeating, patient as a saint and takes the interns on a bi-monthly bowling trip. His mental world is also more of a "cooking with" show.
Norma Natividad: She’s the responsible (Re: buzzkill) of the group, and has a mild rivalry with Raz due to her better education but his psychic proficiency makes her jealous.
Sasha Nein: carbon copy of canon character. Father figure to the Vodello siblings.
Gisu Nerumen: The cool big sister to Raz and Dion’s girlfriend. Enjoys using her devices to have some fun on occasion.
Otto Mentallis: seems a bit more wary about giving his inventions to the interns in this AU. Also seems sullen if talking to just the Vodello kids.
Morris Martinez: tries to be the cool guy, results vary.
Milla Vodello: exact same as in canon, but now raises the siblings.
Samantha “Sam” Boole: weird, but knows what she’s doing (usually). Raz reminds her of Dogen a lot.
Coach Oleander: gruff on the outside but with a soft center.
Adam Joseph-Gette: the kind hearted big brother mentor to Raz and de-facto leader of the interns.
Truman Zanotto: the grand head of the psychonauts is the trope “Reasonable Authority Figure” personified. Plus objectively the greatest dad.
Lili Zanotto: like father unlike daughter. She’s seen the whole “psychic super spies” thing since birth and has become desensitized to the wonder of it all. (Good thing Raz & his siblings make things interesting.)
Robert “Bob” Zanotto: a definite step up from canon. No longer a complete alcoholic due to his husband never dying. Tries his absolute best to hone Lili’s herbaphony.
Spoiler Character: I’ll just say this, they’re the reason the psychic 6 are so secretive, and why some of the 6 keep away from the Vodello siblings.
Ford Cruller: while he never fractured his mind like in canon, due the events during and after Grulovia he tends to just keep away from people that remind him of Lucy or the spoiler character.
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Any costume ideas you're thinking of this year, Milla? I usually think you might pick Talia al Ghul or something.
[Milla] Who? Dear me, darling, I have no idea who you're talking about
[Raz] Comic book character, Mom.
[Milla] Oh? Is she a nice woman, querido?
[Raz] Eh....às vezes?
[Milla] (Giggles) I see. Anyway, me and Sasha are staying home this dia das Bruxas. The Aquatos are going trick 'r treating with the children, and we shall remain home to treat halloween goers with some candy. So no costume this year. (Pause) (Laughs) Oh, Sasha, I know you know I heard you thinking that, you big tease.
[Raz] What did he say, eh ...think?
[Milla] He mentioned I could wear some of my old outfits and pretend I time traveled from the roaring 70s.
[Raz] (Laughs) Mom, are just gonna take that from him?
[Milla] Oh Raz, be kind to your dad. It's not his fault he hasn't changed his style in 10 years and doesn't know any better.
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Hey raz lili are you too gonna do a couples costume this year?
[Lili] I've been trying to convince Raz to go as Dion and Gisu, but not with much luck.
[Raz] There's no way I'm using that amount of hair grease on my hair. That's just begging to end up with dry ends.
[Lili] (Snorts) You're such a girl sometimes, Raz.
[Raz] (Exaggerated and overly dramatic gasp, making Lili giggle) Oh, how dare you, Liliana Zanotto. I am a Vodello, and a Vodello-
[Lili] -'takes care of themselves', I know, Mr. drama actor. You've spun me that line a lot over the years I've known you. How about Augustus and Donatella instead?
[Raz] That could work. I can use the beard from the Truman outfit we wore that other time. I just need to dye it red. But where are we gonna find a wig that size for Mama Dona's hair? That's going to be murder on your neck to balance that.
[Lili] I could hide a plant in there and make it grow roots?
[Raz] As for costumes ...we could just borrow some clothes from them?
[Lili] That could work. Y'wanna go ask them now?
[Raz] Sure, it's been a while since I've visited anyway.
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Interns I have a very touchy, what if question. What if Milla never found Raz that day, or what if Raz never got into that accident that caused his amnesia to begin with? I guess what I'm trying to ask is what if Raz or his family never came into your lives at all?
[Norma] That's ...a loaded question, indeed.
[Lizzie] Yeah, I can see why you wanted to put this one off for so long, Norms.
[Adam] I must say, I feel like you two have been affected the most by Raz being in our lives.
[Sam] Yeah, I already had a little brother. And Morris has a thousand cousins, or something.
[Morris] Less than a dozen, muchas gracias. I do agree with Adam, in fact. We didn't really have that much changed in our lives.
[Lizzie] How about you, Gisu?
[Gisu] Well, I think that the biggest thing would be that Dion wouldn't be in my life. Or maybe live would find a way, we'll never know. It's not like the multiverse theory has any legs to stand on, y'know?
[Lizzie] Meta-physical phenomena theories aside, I think you guys are right. I know that I was a bit more ...anarchistic when I first got here. I was a carefree slacker.
[Norma] You still are.
[Lizzie] (Chuckles) Yeah, but not as much anymore, am I? Acting as Raz's big sister really made me more ...responsible, if only a bit. I believe my social skills got a bit better, seeing I felt that I needed to show Raz at least a bit of my mature side. But Norma, you sure got the biggest change out of it, don't you?
[Norma] You mean, besides having an amazing girlfriend in the shape of Frazie Aquato? I think that it's a bit the same as Lizzie said. Being more responsible - especially for my own actions -, better attitude around other people - don't make a joke, Lizzie. I can see you smirking. - opening myself up to others. Raz did make that possible, in some way. Don't say I said that. His ego is already big enough as it is.
[Adam] You know, come to think of it, we might never had met if it weren't for Raz.
[Morris] How come?
[Gisu] Oh yeah, I remember. The Psychonauts had funding issues in the past, but after Milla and Sasha found Raz, the Oversight Commission really started to pour money into the Agency.
[Sam] Oh, because they feared that Raz was a victim of an organisation that targeted Psychic children, or something, right?
[Adam] Yeah, which led to Agent Forsythe starting up the Advanced Intern Program, which we all joined a couple of years ago.
[Gisu] Huh, weird to think that one little thing - like Raz falling in a river and getting amnesia - leads to such big changes. Domino Effect if I ever saw one.
[Raz] (Entering the room) Hey guys, what are you doing?
[Norma] (Smiles) (Gestures Raz to come closer) Oh, just talking and answering some asks.
[Raz] About what?
[Norma] (Pulls Raz into a hug) About how lucky we are to have you in our lives as our little brother and that we love you very much.
[Raz] (Slightly flustered)(Returns the hug) Oh, I, eh... (Chuckles) I feel the same way. Thanks, Norma.
[Sam] Aww! (Wraps arms around Norma and Raz) Group hug!
[Gisu] (Does the same) Read my mind, Sam. Join in guys!
(Everyone joins in on the hug) (Raz is extremely flustered and blushing up a storm)
[Raz] C'mon, guys. (Nervous chuckle) Eh, Lizzie, you're not gonna call a tickle fight while I'm all vulnerable, right?
[Lizzie] (Soft Chuckle) Tempting, but, not today, Poots. (Ruffles his hair) Not today.
[Raz] Oh... (Relaxes into the hug) I love you guys.
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Ask to everyone what do you guys do for Christmas and for the couples do ya'll kiss under the mistletoe?
(Timeline: before Christmas) (Sorry, I forgot this was in my drafts!)
[Lizzie] Are you kidding me? me 'n Millie prolly gonna be spending most of our time there, when we're not 'mingling about'.
[Norma] Like the two of you need any sort of excuse to make out any-when and anywhere.
[Frazie] You two act like rabbits during mating season.
[Lizzie] (Hearty laugh) Oh, that's rich, coming from you two!
[Frazie] And why is that?
[Lizzie] Because Frazie is practically straddling you right now.
[Norma] (Caressing Frazie's back, while the latter is nuzzling against the former's cheek.) So?
[Lizzie] (Chuckles) Just wanted to point that out.
[Norma] (Laughs and gently pushes her disagreeing girlfriend of her lap) Down, Kitten.
[Frazie] (Pouts) Aww, I was getting comfy too.
[Lizzie] (Fake gag) Can we get to the rest of the question?
[Norma] You wanna tell 'em, Frazie?
[Frazie] Certainly, love. Anyway, we all got the same plans, technically. The Psychonauts are having this big, BIG Christmas Eve party and all of our families are coming. There's gonna be fancy food, a lot of dancing and maybe me and Norma are gonna sneak out, like last year.
[Norma] (Blushes) Hush!
[Lizzie] (Grins wickedly) Oh? What did the two of you do, then?"
[Norma] Nothing! (Grabs Frazie by the arm and starts dragging her out) Let's go see if we can help out, Frazie - before you elevate my heart rate even more....
[Frazie] Ooh, am I gonna get spanked because I was being naughty?
[Norma] Frazie!
[Lizzie] (Keels over, laughing hysterically)
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As raz ever drank coffee? And would he be able to handle it or be very hyper?
[Adam] We do not give Razputin coffee.
[Morris] Not since the incident.
[Raz] Oh, c'mon, guys, it wasn't that bad.
[Gisu] You. Broke. every. Mug. In. The. Motherlobe.
[Sam] You tried order the spices in the cantina by 'harmony of their smell', which doesn't even make sense to even me.
[Lizzie] They still haven't figured out how you managed the jukebox in the Astral lounge to play every song in German...
[Raz] Okay, and I told you guys I don't remember doing all those things.
[Lizzie] No Coffee for you ever again, young man!
[Raz] Okay, 'mom'.
[Lizzie] You're taking a tone with me, Poots? (Grins) Seems someone needs a tickle lesson again.
[Raz] Oh, Crap. (Runs off as quick as he can)
[Lizzie] (Stretches and cracks her knuckles) Haa, I love it when he tries to put on a fight. You guys want in on this?
[Adam] Nah, all yours, fam.
[Lizzie] (Walks out the dorms) Okay, see y'all in a bit. Imma hunt down my little brother.
[Gisu] I'm convinced Raz enjoys getting us to chase him more than he would admit.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=CB1Pg3IfMv8&si=T9DG9tbc_16CRryZ
Sasha gave raz coffee
(I also posted this on my page so if the link doesn't work you can watch it on my blog)
[Milla] (Giggling)
[Sasha] The absurdity of it. I'd never give Razputin coffee, and certainly no expresso.
[Milla] Oh, we know, husband. It's just a funny video.
[Sasha] I don't see the funny side of it. Too much caffeine at a young age can't be good for a young boy.
[Milla] (Giggling) And you wonder why people call you 'a stiff'.
[Sasha] I am very aware that my behavior can evoke such a characterisation. (Slightest of smirks) I believe you're often referred to as a 'relentless flirt'.
[Milla] Darling, I am a relentless flirt. (Takes seat on his lap, making Sasha blush) but only with you.
[Raz] (reading a comic on the same couch his parents are sitting on) I am still here, you know.
[Millia] Oh, we know, sweetheart.
[Raz] (groans and continues to read his comic book) (Mutters) I hope me and Lili never going to be this sappy with each other.
[Sasha] (Overheard him) You will.
[Milla] (Giggles)
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Hello there!
Something I thought of fir a while and decided to ask raz and the interns is have any of you played scary games? Like slenderman, outlast or monstrum?
[Lizzie] I 'gently encoraged' Raz to play Slenderman a while ago ....in the dark.
[Raz] You dared me and called me a wimp if I wouldn't.
[Lizzie] Which is gently encouraging. You played it didn't ya?
[Raz] Yeah, and the jumpscare got me so bad I accidentally TK'ed the computer across the room.
[Lizzie] And who took the blame with Forsythe for that, my fear Pooter?
[Raz] (Pause) You did.
[Lizzie] And don't you forget it.
[Raz] Hey, I paid you back in kind since then! I helped you with- (Lizzie's TK hand slap on his mouth)
[Lizzie] (Grins) Nah, that's one story you won't be sharing, little brother.
[Raz] (muffled) Hey!
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[Promt suggestion] Milla walks in on raz and lili making out and she gives a very embarrassing talk with raz.
Timeline: Near future. Raz and Lili are both 15 years old.
It was a pretty quiet Saturday afternoon in the Vodello-Nein household. Sasha was in his office, fixing up some overdue paperwork and Milla hummed a song as she went around the house picking up laundry as she went. She hadn’t heard her son in almost an hour now. Last she saw him, he ran past her saying something about his plans, but since she was busy and a bit distracted, the only thing she managed to pick up was ‘-with Lili in-‘. So she figured he was hanging out with his girlfriend, and perhaps any of the Junior Agents – whom were not too far away from being promoted to fulltime Agents - too.
As she passed her son’s room, she noticed a pair of socks – among other items of discarded yesterday’s clothing - laying in front of his door. Milla let out a sigh, and with a flick of her wrist the clothes levitated into her laundry basket. “Why did I even bother giving that boy his own laundry bin he begged for last week?”
A familiar scratch in the back of her head tickled her, making her smile as she recognized her husband’s mental touch.. ‘Because he’s longing for more independence from ‘overbearing parents’, as would any 15-year old teenager his age?’
Milla giggled. “Back to your papers, husband, for they won’t fill in themselves.”
A hearty chuckle resonated in her head. “Unfortunately….” She soon felt the connection break away again, leaving Milla with her own thoughts.
Milla looked at Razputin’s door, letting out a heavy breath. Knowing Razputin, his room would be littered with clothes. Such a shame, certainly because he was so much like her when it came to fashion and wellbeing of his clothes when he was younger. So fussy about keeping them as fabulous as possible, as long as possible. But alas, little ducklings grow up into hormonal teenagers as well and will look to tear themselves away from mama duck, looking for their own place in this big blue pond that is the world.
Milla smiled. Not that Raz really tried, though. He was often mentioning about being ‘too big for that, mom’ a lot, but still he would snuggle up to her whenever they’d watch a movie together. He’d always be her little boy, no matter how much he tried to act mature.
She shook away her thoughts and walked over to his room. She’d normally let Raz’s room alone – trying to teach Raz some responsibilities about tidying his own room. But if he was insisted on leaving his dirty laundry around, she’d clean now and give a lecture later.
She opened the door …and froze at the sigh before her. Her teenage son was in his bed, his equally teenage girlfriend Lili on top of him, her shirt seemingly halfway on it’s way to be taken off. The two teens let out a startled yelp, with Lili quickly rolling off Razputin, scrambling up while she tried to fix her outfit.
Raz sat him, giving his mom a venomous look. “Damnit mom, haven’t you ever heard of knocking?!” He asked, his voice a bit too harsh.
Milla dropped her laundry basket, her lips two thin lines on her face. A silence fell over the room. Raz, realizing what he just did, turned bright red.
“Uh …so-“
“Lili, darling, I think it’s time you go home, don’t you think?” Milla asked calmly, her expression neutral despite the overly sweet tone in her voice – which brought shivers down the two teenagers’ backs.
Lili quickly grabbed her jacket, giving Raz a quick wave. “Yes, Milla. Sorry about that Milla. I’m going now Milla. Please don’t kill my boyfriend, Milla.” She turned to Raz. “If you survive, give me a call, okay?”
“Now, Lili.”
Lili squeaked. “Gone! Bye!” She quickly ran out of the room, running into a side table by the sound of it. They heard the front door open and slam shut.
Only Raz and Milla were left in the room. Milla took a deep breath and walked over to her son, who shrunk further in himself with every step she took. By the time Milla had reached his bed and sat down, he was holding his breath.
Milla sighed, her gaze fixed on the wall in front of her. “Razputin, I do not appreciate you raising your voice against me.”
Raz gulped. “Mom, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-“
“And I certainly do not like it that you used profanity at me, too.”
Raz shrunk. “That …was an accident. It came out before I realized it.” He explained in a tiny, soft voice. “I mean, you startled me and Lili – NOT that I’m blaming you are anything, but-“
“And what were you and Lili doing?” Milla asked, snapping her gaze at her son.
Raz let out a squeak. “Okay, okay, I don’t know what you think it it looked like, but-“
“I think it looked like you and Lili were making out quite passionately, Razputin.”
“O-kay …so, you do know what it looked like, but-but-but I can explain. Me and Lili were just hanging out here, watching movies and such, just minding our own business and I commented on how nice Lili’s hair looked today and good she smelled and w-well …one thing let to the other. I mean, she’s my girlfriend, right? It’s not like we never-“
“Raz, you are not in trouble for …making out with your girlfriend.” Milla stated, her expression slightly amused for a second before it sterned again. “I’m not a naïve person, darling. I do realize you and Lili are very close, and you two act on it, in the same way you have seen me and Sasha express our love for one another. You’re a passionate person, Razputin. You’re a Vodello, after all.”
“So …I’m not in trouble?”
“I’m not finished.” Milla stated. “I do, however, would like to ask you one thing: if I hadn’t stepped into your room just now, how far would you two have gone?”
Raz tilted his head, his expression confused. “How far would-“ His eyes turned wide and he quickly waved his hand in a frantic dismissive manner. “Oh, oh, mom, no! Me and Lili weren’t gonna- I mean, I wasn’t going to …just kissing, not …the other thing.”
“Well, I’m glad to hear you two never had such intentions, but two hormonal teenagers in love in a room alone could potentially end up in those types of situations. You and Lili are getting older and your bodies are undergoing constant changes, which make you look at one another in different ways then when you were younger.”
Raz groaned. “Mom, I had ‘The Talk’ with dad last year.”
“And now I’m having my say as well, querido.” Milla stated, a teasing smile spreading on her lips. She noticed how Raz visibly relaxed at this sight.
She placed a hand on his cheek and smiled warmly at him. “Razputin, I just want to implore you that you and Lili act responsibly. Not only for your sake, but especially for Lili’s. I realize that, if the two of you ever decided to take the next step-“ She grabbed Raz by his chin, giving it a light squeeze. “-that the two of you wait until you’re both old enough!” She pulled him closer, looking him dead in the eyes. “You understand me, Razputin?”
“Loud and clear, mom.” Raz squeaked.
Milla released him with a smile. “Good. Glad to hear you take this seriously.” She pulled him into a hug, which he promptly returned.
“I’m really sorry I yelled at you, mom.” Raz stated as he pulled away from the hug.
“And I am sorry for not knocking first.” Milla said. She booped her son on the nose. “Seems we both learned a few lessons today, didn’t we?”
“Yeah, I’m gonna need a lock for my door, for instance.” Raz joked.
“Never gonna happen, darling.” Milla patted Raz on the head and stood up. The laundry basket levitated off the ground, into her arms. She stopped in the doorway and looked over her shoulder. “Oh, and please clean your room, darling. It’s like a pigsty in here.”
Raz let out a groan. “Yes, mom…”
“Good boy.”
Milla walked out the room, closing the door behind her. She let out a heavy sigh and smiled. “Teenagers... no-one said motherhood would be easy.”
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"The Lives and Times of Razputin Vodello".
Found injured and alone by Sasha and Milla at the age of five, besides his own name, Razputin has no memory of who he is and who his family is.
When a search bares no fruit, Milla decides to adopt the child and raise him as her own son.
Razputin Vodello grows up happily, living a rich and full life with his adopted family and surrogate sibling.
But there are times he wonders: is his real family still out there? Why did they abandon him? And will he ever find out the truth?
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Please reblog as well.
7 years after Razputin found his family back, he is living the life. He is the youngest person ever to become a full-fledged Psychonaut and he has gather quite a bit of fame. He has an amazing girlfriend and an amazing family, both adopted and biological.
His life couldn't be better.But sinister forces step out of the shadows and they have made Raz their target.
Will Razputin prove victorious over his greatest challenge yet?
Or will his friends be too late to help him?
Before he is lost forever?
It! is! finally! here! The long awaited sequel to "The Lives and Times of Razputin Vodello" has arrived!
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Prompt Raz’s brain gets taken
(The Interns, together with Milla are searching for something everywhere in the Intern Common Room. Sasha is standing by the door, face buried in his hand, occasionally redirecting a zombie-like Raz into a different direction, so he won't wander out the door.)
[Sam] Not here guys.
[Raz] Teevee....
[Milla] And you guys have no idea where it is?
[Norma] (Frantically throwing pillows from the couch) No, we've looked everywhere.
[Sasha] (Sighs) What precisely happened?
[Raz] Teevee....
[Gisu] I claim full responsibility for this. I made a new brainwave scanner, based on the Brain Tumbler, but trying to improve on Otto's design.
[Sasha] That was your first mistake.
[Gisu] (Nervous chuckle) Noted. Anyway, Raz volunteered to try it out. The machine worked at first, but then something malfuctioned ...and ...
[Raz] Teevee....
[Lizzie] Pooter's brain popped out, and the little brainless gremlin ran out the door.
[Adam] So we ran after him, to try and keep him out of trouble.
[Raz] Teevee.... buy gold ....
[Morris] Which lasted for about hour. Even brainless, Raz knows every nook and cranny to hide away here.
[Norma] And when we finally caught him and got him back here ...no brain to be found.
[Raz] Teevee....
[Milla] Later, darling.
[Adam] Guys, we've looked everywhere twice. it's not here.
[Sasha] Hang on. (Puts finger to temple) Yes? Yes? Oh? Very well, thank you for notifying. Good news and bad news. Good news, I just spoke with Otto and he has found Razputin brains rolling down the hall. He only knew it was Raz, after he had brought it to his Brainframe.
[Milla] (Extremely relieved sigh) Oh graças a Deus, isso é uma boa notícia...
[Lizzie] And the ...bad news?
[Sasha] He has notified Hollis and she has called you all to her office. I believe you are in big trouble.
(A collective groans from the Interns)
[Norma] Well, we had to know this could've happen. Let's go guys, let's not stoke the flames that is Agent Forsythe's anger any more than they already are.
(The Interns quickly leave)
[Raz] Teevee?
[Milla] Let's go to see Otto, darling. There are many tv's there.
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