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NSFW ALPHABET - takeuchi robert
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
very contemplative, you would almost think he was regretting it! but, that’s the last thing on his mind. he’s just like that. robert also enjoys lapping at whatever scratch marks he’s left behind
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
pretty much any part of him that isn’t that skin he’s wearing, but if he had to choose— he likes his arms. he knows he’s pretty strong!
call him a romantic, but he loves your face. knowing that it’s you he’s with is all he needs
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
gets a certain high from marking his territory, if you catch my drift
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
loves the fact that he can make the other ratmen cum with him, no matter where they are. does it make him a bad person that he hopes it coincides with one of their excursions to the kitchen? :-)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
robert likes to think he knows what he’s doing, but none of his past lives have really had anything of substance past catching a porno playing on the tv + group session with the other ratmen
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
good ol’ missionary and doggy style. is quite partial to the latter by having you be halfway through the rat hole… so your backside is exposed :-)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
cracks a few jokes that don’t land, but is quite serious despite that
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
pretty minimal as far as naturally kempt hair is down there. nothing crazy
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
VERY into it. robert is, at the end of the day, eager for his own release, but he makes it a whole event for the both of you (and the others!). his dirty talk is less that and more desperate thoughts coming in and out of his mind
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
has no choice but to lead the other ratmen whenever he wants a release, but none of them complain, so he doesn’t either! before the others, he used to do it an unhealthy amount (think humping every possible surface), but now, he’s toned it down just a smidge
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
s/m (more masochistic), manhandling in every way, knife play, fighting for dominance
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his nest of course! but there’s a certain thrill in doing it in the kitchen, right?
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
almost getting killed (again), getting pissed off
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would never bottom without a fight!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
robert loves it when you wake him up with head and shoving you down, still all sleepy-like.
he loves your scent and taste when you’re in the mood, so eagerness makes up for lack of skill
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
insanely fast, rough when he wants to be, but it’s just mostly fast. you have to force him to slow it down if you want that!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
addicted to them, even if it usually is the only thing he can get. loves shoving his hand over your mouth and just using you to get off, and vice versa :-)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
doesn’t like it too much, but he’s always down for a challenge. who knows, maybe he’ll end up liking it! how else do you think he found out he’s even remotely okay with bottoming?
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he can go for as long as any other ratmen (aka a lot), but in his kind heart, he paces himself for the sake of the other ratmen
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
none! if robert is aching for something other than you or his own hand, he’ll improvise with a lovingly placed pillow or blanket
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
once he gets into it, he can tease for as long as he can. he loves having that power over you, being able to control your release and pleasure to the point of pain. he’ll want you to return the favor at some point, be warned
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
lots of loud groaning, bites down on whatever is closest to silence his embarrassing squeaks as he climaxes. it might be a good and fruitful idea to clamp your hand over his mouth!
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
wishes someone could control his body like he can control the other ratmen’s. teasing with blindfolds is great and all, but the unique thrill of not knowing when it’s gonna happen? that’s something else. let’s get this boy a long-distance vibrator!
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
biggest of the ratmen, a solid 5 inches, slightly curved upwards
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
pretty high, but not the highest out of all of them
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
robert doesn’t like to be in such a vulnerable state if he can help it, especially after sex, so expect him to be awake for a while
#present day problem takeuchi robert x reader#takeuchi robert x reader#ratmen x reader#ranfren x reader#✎
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Ratman, Michael's X Reader！
This manga is drawn in Japan style, so call it from right to left！
In this manga, your figure is drawn in such a way that it is easy to imagine what you like！
Also, since we are using a translation app to change Japanese to English, the expression may not be appropriate. Thank you for your understanding！
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If you were one of Luther's Cat:
Obviously you're not a normal cat. No gender mentioned dw;
While Nyon has those floppy cat ears and Nyen has like a cat hat, you have a beret with cat ears. Do with that information as you will, but either way no one knows if it can come off.
You eat poison once. It was an accident. Trouble likes to linger around you but they can get worse as years went by.
You were the middle cat. What I meant by that is, both in role and personality. You were not as mean as Nyen can be but you were also not as nice as Nyon is.(Unless of course you have a different opinion.) Remember the tier list they had in Vol 1. Lucid 5? Yea, you're placed either in Dime, Ace or something else like Hearts/Diamonds but never higher than that in tier 4. Close to Tier 3 actually but Nyen can be petty.
Danger Level: MODERATE
You are often found around the kitchen or the living room. Any other parts of the house you might be seen is because you have to go there under an order or for other reason. Once, Sebastian found you somewhere in a hallway sitting on the floor terrifyingly staring at the wall.
Unlike Nyen, when it comes to vacuums, you're one of those that chill on it. Just pop hide your limbs, be a bun and sit on top of it. If this ever happens, Nyen usually respects you more than he does when you're off it. It doesn't last long tho.
Of course since you're Luther's cat, you are loyal to him. It's inevitable especially in the ivory house. Luther's house. Maybe when you were a regular human, you would've accidentally met him in Michigan. You lost everything before so why must you worry about your human life when you can be a cat while gaining inhuman traits from Luther. Don't mind whatever happens within the house, you can do anything under his permission.
Ranfren Characters thoughts on You;
Randal: "Yeahh I don't care much about them.. However they're my favourite out of big brother's cats! They're willing to play with me unlike the other two! It's fun since Sebastian don't play my games. I would call them my friend if it weren't for the fact that they're big brother's... And also the fact they can act like him." In short, he would see you as his friend but non friend.
Sebastian: "O-oh.. Who are you? Uh uhm.. okay? I guess they're fine. They're not as crazy as that other one.. but they still make me uncomfortable.. especially when they stare at the wall for no reason. I just hope they won't try to kill me.." He's afraid but he's fine. He can tolerate.
Nyen: "Oh them? I guess they're okay. They're boring to me but they are terrifying when they're on the damn vacuum. *shivers* eugh.. thinking about it makes me sick. Don't tell them that or else I would have to suffer their smug smile for a while." He doesn't care much. Don't try to snitch on him.
Nyon: "... They're okay." He's too quiet on the matter but don't worry, he likes you. You're not mean as Nyen. If anything, you also amuse him randomly. Especially when he saw you intimidating Nyen one time.
Luther: "Ah yes, one of my lovely cats. Out of the other two, as a kitten, they act so good. Better than the two. However, I love them all equally. As they grew older, it seems that trouble stirs around them more but it's fine. It's not as troublesome as some of the things Randal puts himself into. Now, while you are here, come have tea or please leave." His opinion has not changed. He loves you just as much as he loves his family.
Bonus! Ratman Robert: "How the hell did you get here? Whatever, you don't look like one of them. The middle cat? No comment. I don't know if I should be afraid that they seem to be plotting something or grateful they don't attack us when they see us. I would like it better if they don't stare at the wall. It's uncomfortable to feel their eyes on me." He's scared. But he would offer you food that he has as peace offering one day. Don't eat him.
#ranfren#ranfren sebastian#ranfren randal#randal’s friends#randal ivory#sebastian de tomato smith chicken legs#luther von ivory#nyen catman#nyon catman#nyen#nyon#x reader#Ranfren x reader#this might be ooc but idk#i got bored#dont ask how bored i was#anyways yea ranfren nice#this is as gender neutral as it can get#present day problem takeuchi robert#ranfren ratmen#Sincerely sewer rat
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favorite characters from: cod, ranfren, and jjk?
cod: valeria,ghost,nikto,konig,soap,price,krueger,horangi !
jjk: shoko,nanami,gojo,geto,mahito,choso,nobara,yuji !
ranfren: randal,satoru,nyon,nyen,luther,all ratmen,carpet kitty !
#nyen catman#nyon catman#randals friends#ranfren fanart#ranfren#ranfren ratmen#satoru tsukada#ranfren randal#randall ivory#ghost cod#cod#cod mw2#cod x reader#modern warfare#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mwii#cod modern warfare#carpet kitty
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okay so maybe I really like the rat uncle okay :T
maybe I like him a lot okay :/
#50 year old ratmen that I relate to on an uncomfortably personal level be like: I will invade sey's dreams for multiple nights in a row#hhghhhg he's cute..... and funny.... and Me™...#I just feel comfortable around him... this all started with me just wanting a hug for a reason....#creators on tumblr making the x readers fuck you but also thank you but also you cursed me <3
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NSFW ALPHABET - michael jr.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
super talkative honestly, lots of gushing and stroking of your body
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
michael loves his smile and his nose! randal totally called them his ‘charm points’ off-screen, whatever that means :-)
he absolutely adores your thighs, loves to hold them and nibble on them if you let him!
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
prefers seeing it pooled on your tongue as opposed to anything else, second place is on your stomach! he also cums pretty easily, as far as things go
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
had a strange and sudden wet dream about nyen once, it was the hardest he had ever orgasmed. he vowed to never tell anyone of this, but does it even matter if robert can see his thoughts anyway?
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
none whatsoever!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
missionary where you’re laying flat on your back and he’s kneeling— doesn’t seem like a big difference to specify, but it is for him!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
pretty goofy, with lots of smiles and small giggles throughout! gets awful lovey-dovey at random intervals which could definitely be put under the goofy umbrella
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
blond and minimal, by nature’s choice!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
michael is VERY intimate in the physical aspect most of all, takes his time to truly appreciate you. does he make grandiose proclamations of love? sometimes! but it’s all in the little things for him
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
knows everything that makes him tick when it comes to hand stuff because of this, you name it. he’s addicted and isn’t stopping anytime soon!
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
pet play, mutual masturbation (important enough to him to be considered a kink), humiliation
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
just in the regular ol’ nest!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
for michael, many a thing get him going. specifically, however: you whispering in his ear. something about it… whew!
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he said it best:
‘it’s going to come eventually, so you should enjoy yourself while you still can!’
regardless, don’t call him daddy, it just makes him giggle
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
obsessed with it, particularly with the way you look while you’re giving it to him. the way your eyebrows scrunch up, your cheeks hollowing…
LOVES going down on you, especially when you clamp your perfect thighs around his head and pet his ears!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i do believe all the ratmen are faster than your average human, so that’s definitely the baseline. however, he’s much more gentle than most (which isn’t saying a lot, he’s still rough by nature)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
does enjoy exploring your body fully, but if it’s all he can get? he’ll take a handjob over nothing at all! good luck getting any from him though, he doesn’t wanna leave a job unfinished and imperfect
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
to his own life? maybe not… to his psyche? maybe yes. loves a good almost getting caught in the act :-)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
michael’s is a bit higher than average for ratmen, he can get it up and going very fast!
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
has most likely diyed one of those sponge glove fleshlights
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
loves a good tease when he’s on the receiving end, for sure! heightens his senses, and makes that climax much more worth it. if you don’t tease him during sex, then he thinks what was the point?!
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
unapologetic squeaks and laughing moans throughout, with raises in pitch towards the end of course!
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
would fuck any of the ratmen in a heartbeat if they asked
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
3 ½ inches, on the thinner side
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
nearly 24/7… but don’t worry! michael can handle it himself if you’re all tuckered out
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
after a session of yapping as aftercare + half a case of beer? homeboy is out of commission for quite a bit!
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NSFW ALPHABET - ratman 5
AO3
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
incredibly tired, but will most likely play with your hair idly. you won’t need much intense aftercare with him anyhow
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
doesn’t really have one for himself, he doesn’t think about his appearance at at all.
he really, REALLY loves your neck— everything about it is just so primal-y alluring for him
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
5 is absolutely disgusting when it comes (hehe) to this, he’ll finish on the wall and not even think about cleaning it up
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
spies on robert while touching himself. it gets him even more excited when he’s just doing normal things, like counting the holes or eating chips
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
no clue except base primal urges. sees a vagina and his eyes fully open for the first time
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
holding you down with his weight and mouth clamped on your neck— not even biting but just keeping you in between his teeth… that’s heaven for him
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
neither serious nor humorous, just pure eagerness
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
downy blond hair, full bush ;-)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
silently breathing down your neck, full mating press, staying inside of you until he knows for a fact he’s got a great chance at knocking you up? if you consider that intimacy, go you!
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
hides in the rafters and overstimulates himself every other day
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
biting, voyeurism (noncon), has a very strong affinity for skimpy clothing because of one of 3’s lifted porn mags
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
again, the rafters in the ratmen hideout are his go-to, but you can persuade him to put out in the space between the fridge and the wall!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
seeing even an inch of unexpected skin e.g. midriff, neck, thigh gets him going like a dog (rat?) in heat
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
each of the ratmen knows how short and unforgiving life is, so nothing is off the table in actuality
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
loves to fuck your face, even if you bare your teeth :-) maybe even more so!
… do you really think this guy can give?
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i don’t think it’s possible for any of the ratmen to go slow. 5 isn’t actually rough in this regard, but he loves it when you beg for roughness!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
the only kind of sex you’ll get from the average ratman is a quickie, life is too short! expect major desperation each time from this guy though
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
again, everything’s a risk. he tends to stick towards the nest in the walls for that very reason. as for taboo kinks? sure, why not!
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
scarily long-lasting
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
experimented with a hairbrush once, hated it
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
5 paws at you a lot, you could consider that teasing if he gets majorly distracted by your chest
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
fairly silent besides animalistic grunting. i don’t think he’s capable of speaking any non-rat language
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
has often wondered if he could ever fuck someone with his nose. what a weird thought…
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
… much smaller than his nose
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
24/7, 365 baby!
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
immediately. very alert nonetheless. does he ever really sleep?
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NSFW ALPHABET - ratman 4
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
4 loves to worship, so he’ll scramble to do everything right to the best of his ability. look, he even made sure the beer was cold before he gave it to you!
on the other hand, he can get into a ruminating state of mind… knock him out of that before he thinks too hard!
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
why wouldn’t he like his third eye? he knows it’s a bit of an odd placement, and it’s functionally useless— but it’s still cool… right?
he loves your waist… being able to wrap his arms around it and bring you as close as possible to him
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves being edged and being made to climax multiple times— it’ll take a lot to get that information out of him, however
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
went through the ivory’s laundry and took one of nyen’s sweaters for… personal reasons. it’s nice to have some semblance of control over your worst enemy/fear, right?
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
4 can actually read pretty well, so he knows all the dirty stories in 3’s magazines— but he doesn’t share. just a little thing for him :-) alas, robert knows due to the whole mind-sharing thing. as far as experience beyond that… no dice
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
riding, 100%! seeing you above him is just… indescribable. seeing your chest in his face like that, he can’t resist touching every part of you!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i don’t see him as goofy at all, maybe only by accident— especially during sex.
‘why are you laughing? i don’t understand, did i do something wrong? your laugh is really pretty.’
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
dark, thick, and substantial
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
very intimate in all the servitude sorts of ways— dotes on you and makes sure everything is alright. loves to caress your cheek as you ride him
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
never takes off his clothes to do it, somehow turns him on even more? 4 doesn’t question it, just gives in to the primal urge…
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
bondage, ruined orgasms, breathplay (specifically with bindings), worshiping
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
anywhere ‘hidden’ in the main nest while the rest of the ratmen are sleeping. he gets nervous, but that thrill is irresistible
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
4 sometimes falls into the behavior of using sex to cope with deeper feelings, which he has a lot of— all that to say, be prepared at any given moment to be whisked away and
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
akin to 3, wouldn’t do anything to explicitly hurt you. if you asked him, of course, that’s a different story! he’ll still feel pretty guilty though :-(
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
is a pure giver, would stay down there for hours if you asked. probably if you didn’t too, he just loves everything about it— but mostly looking up to see you falling apart all because of his tongue
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
super sensual, but no ratman is exempt from their innate speed!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
4 doesn’t like them at all, how can he expect to do anything in this short time?!
however, if he’s the one subbing? how could he ever say no to a whimpering hand-job in the pipes…
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
not by his own volition, but again, if you were to initiate? his knees are already buckling and he doesn’t know the details yet!
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
super high.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
nope! but would most likely adore a cock ring
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
no teasing here, none whatsoever!
only loves to receive it, it’s almost a requirement at this point (but he’d never make demands, hehe!)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
fairly quiet, but that’s usually because he’s being choked like crazy
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
absolutely desperate for a threesome with robert. the idea of being dommed by both you and him is already making him ache
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
4 inches, average
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
not super high! again, his mood is quite sporadic, so it’s unfair to say that yearns often
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
usually thinks himself into exhaustion after an hour— into a very dreamless sleep
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NSFW ALPHABET - ratman 3
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
expect minimal stuff, but if you ask him to read the tv guide to you? get ready for him to fawn over you like crazy! he knows he can’t read, but he’ll still try
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
3 loves his EARS! they’re such a unique part of him, how could he not? no one’s seen anything like it, not even the other ratmen.
he loves your chest. no matter the size or type, he needs his face buried in them. you ever see that tiktok trend of boyfriends hiding in their girlfriends’ shirts? that’s just him regardless of the situation. maybe it’s nesting habits…
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
seeing it all over your face and chest, your collarbones specifically is just a dream come (hehe) true
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he doesn’t just read tv guides, you know… it was just an accident at first, scouring to find more in the catmen’s room… underneath nyen’s pillow specifically. but he got a lot more than he bargained for!
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
none! likes to look at pictures and go from there, as mentioned :-)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
‘well, i saw this one really interesting position in my, um, tv guide… can you get on your knees? please?’
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
3 knows he can’t help but be pretty awkward, so he tries to embrace it through the embarrassment. expect lots of stuttering and ill-timed jokes
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
pretty hairy, and dense!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
is too into finally getting his dick inside of something to truly be romantic, but with time and guidance, he’ll get better :-)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
often, and very well! 3 is really into humping his pillows and blankets…
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
exhibitionism, licking, over the clothes stuff (especially dry humping)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his hidden nest in the pipes :-)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
his various porn mags, euphemisms (even just sexual jokes), and general ratmen yearning
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
probably wouldn’t explicitly hurt you for his own pleasure, he doesn’t get much from that except fear
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
3 loves fucking your face— holding you down and whimpering every time you gag.
he doesn’t really know how to go down on you, but is too scared to ask for help. just move his head yourself!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
slower than most of the ratmen at the beginning, but quickly falls into that familiar fast-paced rhythm that we know so well
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
only likes them if it’s you going down on him or him fingering you— otherwise, he gets too nervous
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
absolutely. he is obsessed with the idea of people watching him have sex or touch himself— to the point where he creates situations where it’ll probably happen. nervousness and embarrassment only heighten these sensations in this situation
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
not very long, if we’re being honest. performance anxiety sets in after two rounds!
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
none, but wouldn’t be opposed to using a bullet vibrator
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
this ratman is a ball of desperation, i doubt he has any capacity to tease you. however, he yearns for you to tease him, especially over his pants. grind down on his lap while he laps at your neck and he’ll be squeaking in no time at all
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
very sharp and sudden squeaks, accompanied by whimpers
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
started the first ratmen orgy because of the magazines he found
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
3 inches, pretty thick
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
doesn’t outwardly seem to yearn much on his own, but as soon as you allude to something, he’s whispering in your ear how painfully hard he is.
‘please, i’ll do whatever you want, just let me… um, let me use your hand, that’s it! i swear!’
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
not very fast, until he gets enraptured by his tv guide. that lulls him to sleep better than any beer michael could find
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Valentine's Day is over, but if I say it's Valentine's Day, it's still Valentine's Day today🙄
Read the dialogue from right to left．
Rat-humans are looking for something to eat every day, so they may be happier with food than flowers😙😙
He is found by his friends and deprived of 80% of the food he has received. It's not a good idea to have a monopoly🤭🤭
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I drew the X reader of Rat Man No. 5, and it seems that he has come to taste the food that he has been eyeing for a long time🥰
Your appearance in this cartoon will be left to your liking. That's how I drew it🥺
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Yk the older sis hcs u did ??
Well i was wondering if u could write an kind of "what if" scenario where instead of luther waking up so damn late and stopping robert from getting killed what if instead she woke up and stopped ANY of the rats from getting killed and kept them as pets and started absolutely spoiling the ratmen
How would the rats and the other ivories react to this? :3
Awe this would be so cute if you ignore the fact that she is technically capable of watching them suffer in pain but she won't.
You hear a baam from outside your bedroom and sigh out, "Oh dear..." Standing up from your desk and stopping you from whatever you were doing, you went out of your bedroom. Walking down one of the hallway where the noise was coming from, you were met with Nyen cleaning out the inside of a ratman. Your nose scrunched up in displeasure and took out a spray bottle. "Nyen," you called out. Said cat flinched at the sound of your voice and turn around hesitantly.
Approaching him with the bottle in hand as he slowly backs away. Holding up the spray bottle you asked, "What did I tell you about murdering pests inside the halls?" You spray him. He hissed and his ears lowered either from distaste and mad. However he's not mad at you, he's mad at himself for not cleaning it faster. "Now shoo. I have things to deal with." He doesn't want to but he has no choice to obey so he went away grumbling.
After making sure he's gone, you then crouched down in front of the dead ratman, "Oh, you poor thing.. I'll fix you right up." You took his body in your arms, and bring him to your room where you'll be fixing all of his organs. Once you're done, you put something of yours on him to let everyone know that he now belongs under your name. You put him in a big enough cage so he'll recover safe for a while. But for now, you have somewhere to be. Sensing another chaos happening near the kitchen, off you go quickly before another one dies of Nyen. Sighing, you shook your head as you're walking at fast speed mumbling, "I know that Luther is stressed but doesn't mean that I'm not stressed from you murdering all these rats..."
Arriving in a dark room, you menacingly called out at the cat in front of you that is strangling another rat but this time with three eyes, "Nyen." Nyen immediately dropped the rat. Looks like he has learned his lesson on the last rat but that doesn't mean he's stopping. It was cat instincts. "Have you not learned?" You took out the spray bottle once again, "Bad kitty." You spray him as you uttered the words he doesn't like to hear. "Now go back to your bed," you pointed to somewhere that is not near your location or the kitchen. Nyen begrudgingly left, not wanting to push your limits. He knows how badly your punishments are so he's not wanting to experience it, ever.
After he left, you straightened your blouse and skirt, "Now, where was I...? Ah yes, the rat." Sharply turning towards the three-eyed rat who flinched, you pick him up from his collar like he was a cat... Ironic. "Stay still. This wouldn't hurt a bit," you imprinted your mark on him and now he's part of your pets. You let go of his collar, "From now on, you belong under my name, got it?" To which he nods rapidly, probably relief to not die. You walk off with nothing else to say. The ratman hesitates in following you but figured he'd try because technically he belongs to you so he's safe right?
You found Nyon on the ground and help him off the ground, dusting anything off. "Nyon, I'm gonna need you to find one of the rats and bring them to me. Use force, okay dearie?" Nyon trembles a bit but nodded obedient. You pat his head and send him off to find one of the rat.
In one of the kitchen you saw Randal and his pet accompanied with another scared ratman, this time in a sailor outfit. Calling out, "Randal dear! Would you be so kind to bring that rat to me?" Said creature perked up at the sound of your voice, you can hear him excitedly say sure and immediately dragged the - squirming - rat to you. The three-eyed rat behind you, hides his body using your figure from behind. "Good boy, Randal. I'll reward you later but now I need to do this," You put your mark on the squirming rat, to which he struggles more - not understanding what's happening. You sighed and told Randal to hold the sailor outfit rat down and to sit down while you search for the others. Randal nods eagerly and drag both Sebastian and hold the rat tightly in his hold. The three-eyed rat sweat dropped but doesn't make a comment in order to not trigger the happy boy with glasses.
It didn't take long to find another one. You found a rat with a crying eye hiding and you grab the hand that holds a weapon and took it away, "You should know better that I know every part of the house. Now be a good boy and stay still." He didn't however and instead continue to struggle. This makes you irritated but you managed to stay calm and took out a tranquilliser. You put the dart in his neck, and slowly he started to cease his squirming, making it easier to put your mark on him. Bringing him to Randal to also hold the 'crying' rat down in case he wakes up.
That leaves one more rat, you thought. It might take long because Nyon isn't physically capable in comparison to Nyen but he can manage. Looking over at Randal rambling to your rats with Sebastian looking pitifully at the three of them. You figured that you can cook for the family. Standing up and grabbing your apron, you get started. Making a perfect portion of food for your family while making a slightly larger portion for your rats.
It took a while but Nyon came back with an aggressive ratman that's wearing circular glasses who's trying to attack Nyon even if technically he's weaker. "Good boy, Nyon," petting the Nyon who enjoyed the pats that can make Nyen jealous, you grabbed the newest rat addition by the collar and immediately put your mark on it. "Oh! Before I forget," you snap your fingers and Jeff showed up with the ratman with a long nose from it's containment in his hold. Jeff put the ratman down on one of the chairs upright. "Thank you Jeff, you can go now," snapping your fingers once more and Jeff is gone.
"Now, all of you ratmen are now under my name. That means you can stop stealing our food. All of you better sit down and eat, okay?" With the threat lacing the last word, all the rats scrambled to take a sit at the table while Randal is just excitedly rambling to everyone about how good your cooking is. "Nyon, go get Nyen and interrupt my brother's sleeping. I'm sure he'll be needing my food when he sees the mess," you can see Nyon nods and leave the room as you put out the dishes to everyone present.
Soon, Nyon came back with Nyen and your brother, Luther who almost fainted at the sight of the ratmen before you explained that they now belong under your name. To which, he has no choice but to accept it. So they all joined in on dinner. Although the ratmen are hesitant on eating because they thought it might be a trick to poison them. All of them seem to also glance at each other, especially at the 'crying' ratman. However to no viewer's surprise, the one to eat it first is the rat wearing the sailor outfit who complain about being too hungry to care. Seeing as he's not dropped dead, they all then eat it slowly besides the sailor ratman. They were so cute so you gave each of them a pat on the head, some even lean into it. Slowly but surely they accept everything that's happening.
Randal whined out about wanting a head pat too since he helped in keeping them in check! Sebastian would rather not have you touch him but he can't have a say in it or anything for that matter. Luther can't say he doesn't mind you starting to like the ratmen but he can't stop you. However, he will try to cut the time if you are spending more time with them than your family. After all, family is important♡
Nyen is seething. He doesn't like that the ratmen are now part of the family. While he won't kill them, in front of you that is, he'll torture them more than with Nyon. Speaking of, Nyon is just there. He doesn't mind and he doesn't question your decisions. Plus, he might have a friend in the house with one of the ratmen.
In the end, all of you enjoyed the food you made. The company however? That's 50/50.
#ranfren#randal’s friends#ranfren x reader#x reader#ranfren ratman#ranfren ratmen#present day problem takeuchi robert#sincerely sewer rat#this is another one of my favourites no I'm not bias#maybe the longest fic?#marking like burn marks or accessories idk up to you#rushed i can't think of the ending
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hiii omg could u do robert x reader? male or gn reader is ok!
ty and have a wonderful day
My favourite rat
*Reader is implied male but I don't think I mentioned any gender lmao.
You grab a can of beer and sat beside the tired ratman. You are neither a rat nor any other animals or humans. You're just there. Next to a rat. And alive one too surprise surprise. Sitting in an awkward silence you don't know what to say to him. How did you get into this mess, who knows. Both of you aren't even going to look at each other. Actually no, he's not going to.
You offer out the beer towards him and he finally looks at you even after the contradiction I made. "Thanks," the rat mumble out loud enough for you to hear. Nothing else but the sound of the can being open and hearing the fizziness of the beer can be heard. More silence. Yay.
"... I'm [Name]," you let out awkwardly. He doesn't reply after a while before saying, "I don't have a name." Okay cool, congrats you made the situation worst. I'm kidding but still this is a situation you wouldn't want to be in. "You'll.. find one soon?" That's the best response you can make. Giving out a wonky smile at him to try your best to seem friendly.
The ratman stared blankly at you before letting out a laugh, "You're so fucking weird." Scratching the back of your head embarrassed, the ratman outstretch his hand towards you while smiling. You took his hand and shake it. No words was spoken after but at least now it's more comfortable than before.
#ranfren#randal’s friends#ranfren x reader#sincerely sewer rat#x reader#present day problem takeuchi robert#ranfren ratmen#ranfren ratman#x male reader#male reader#i don't know where this one is going#legit idfk why it took me so long
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Could you write something about the Ratmens x Reader? plsss
I have no reason why I'm late or inactive really. Believe it or not, I had to restart this twice
*Reader is (tall) gn and a human. Also, ratmen are tiny
"Oh? What do we have here?" You picked up the rat wearing a sailor outfit by the collar and raise him up to your eye level. "A little rat?" The said rat squirmed in your hold and soon a few more rats surrounded you and started attacking you. Except it doesn't hurt because they were the size of a rock compare to you.
"Awe you guys are so cutely pathetic~ I think I'm gonna keep you all!" You exclaimed happily to... basically no one in particular and started to pick them all up and place them all in one hand. They all struggle before suddenly calming down and just stay stilled waiting for your next move.
You happily brought them to the bathroom and start a bath with mini floaties inside. You left them to go change to enter the water and getting some towels meanwhile. When you came back, you found them all splashing each other except for the rat with the tear. You added some soap to the water and they all seem to happily pop some of the bubbles while also playing with it. After bathing, you separately grab them and place each one in different towels. Grabbing the hairdryer, you dry them all with it. Once you're done, you placed some clothes on the ground for them to change in and leave to start dinner. Don't question why I'm telling you the whole process of this.
As soon as you finish getting the sandwiches ready, you checked and found them still in the bathroom, discussing about something but all you hear are squeaks from them. You crouched down and open you hands towards them as a sign to get on. They all hesitate for a little before the most cheerful rat out of all of them climb onto your palm first and soon, the rest joined in.
Carefully you bring them into the kitchen and placed them on the counter where the sandwiches are. They all beamed at the sight of food and immediately dig in. Seeing how cute they were enjoying their meal, you gave them all a pat on the head. The cheerful rat seems to enjoy it while the rat with glasses just nervously smiles and you, otherwise it doesn't do much except going back to eating. The three eyed rat and the rat with the long nose doesn't care, as long as they got their food, you can do it. The last remaining rat avoids your touch, it seems that you're gonna need a lot of effort for him but don't worry, he starting to trust you because he's not attacking at all! Or running away.
#ranfren#randal’s friends#ranfren x reader#x reader#ranfren ratmen#present day problem takeuchi robert#sincerely sewer rat#rushed btw because i keep putting this off
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introduction
hi! my name is valerie but my nicknames are : vivi , val ,valey , valeypoo. the fandoms im in include : ranfren,kny,cod,death note,jake johnnie and tara,hxh,jjk,tokyo revengers and many more that i prob forgot ab.. i dont write as much but i will start writing headcanons someday! feel free to leave questions in my question box <3
#ran haitani x reader#ranfren ratmen#satoru tsukada#nyon catman#nyen catman#randals friends#sally face#ranfren fanart#ranfren#mitsuya x reader#death note#lords of chaos#euronymous#rory culkin#oystein aarseth#varg vikernes#cod mw2#cod#ghost cod#cod x reader#call of duty modern warfare#cod fanart#call of duty#modern warfare
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I saw you drawing x readers for the ratmen, and I was wondering if you would ever do takeuchi robert?? I like him alot and I love your drawings so much!
Well, the only one who doesn't draw with Ratman is Robert Takeuchi. I'll start working on the illustrations I'm drawing when they're finished
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