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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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Today I got to do my first pregnancy check on a cow, so I have my entire fucking arm inside this cow and all of a sudden I feel a little wretched fetus and I dead ass said, “Oh my god, there’s a creature in here”
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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I have my ovine physical exam lab tomorrow and it will always crack me up how to properly restrain sheep like
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The little leggy pulled up to see the hoof? 😭😂
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 7 months
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I have an autopsy at 10 am yet here I am, scrolling the codywan tag, searching for a good hit of hurt / comfort to soothe my mind and soul
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 5 months
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GUYS
I did it! I passed all of my classes!!!!!
Im officially moving on to my next semester of veterinary school!
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I passed my classes and made it to next semester!! Dr. Keurig is now officially 50% loaded 🫡
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Sorry for being AWOL and spotty with replies lol, I’ve been on bottle baby duty
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I’m also trying to prep for finals but I will get back to y’all asap I promise 🫡
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Holy fucking shit I didn’t fail outta vet school
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Y’all I did it I passed all of my classes this semester
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 7 months
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There’s this thing called Equine Metabolic Syndrome (EMS) but for the past year or so I’ve always jokingly referred to it as Horse Too Fat Syndrome bc I’m me and I can’t take anything serious
My exam this morning had a fill in the blank question and the answer was specifically and very clearly Equine Metabolic Syndrome - y’all I could not for the life of me remember wtf it was actually called 😭😭😭
I was fighting for my life and all I could come up with was fuckin Horse Too Fat Syndrome
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 7 months
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Just made my first big girl, professional post in a Veterinary group and I’m nervous 😅
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 8 months
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Vet school update: i was almost mugged by a monkey but other than that things are going great 👍🏼
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 7 months
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I saw a baby donkey yesterday and it was life changing. my brain just decided they were born full grown so to see an actual baby was,,,,,,enlightening
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But look at this little guy! He’s just a fella. A pal. Baby.
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Veterinary school update this shit is hard and immunology is trying to take me out so I’ve started associating all the cells and other nonsense with clones
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ecoamerica · 25 days
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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Professor: alright y’all don’t forget your white coats for tomorrows lab, we’re gonna be practicing bone marrow aspirates
Me, who still mentally feels 18 years old: we what
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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My school: okay here’s your spay procedure model, make sure to practice so you pass your surgical skills exam
Me, completely aware I signed up to be a doctor and want to practice medicine but mentally I still feel like I’m 18 years old: me??? You want ME to do surgery?? I am….just a baby….
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Nervous af about my physio 2 final this afternoon. This is the big one. The one I have been fighting for my fucking life for every day
I wish I could be proud of how much I’ve improved my grade. At one point I was at a 65%, and I’ve brought it all the way up to a 73% in a short amount of time. That’s insanely difficult to do- and I want to be proud.
But at the end of the day it doesn’t matter, bc the final is worth 40% of my grade and can literally make or break me. I’m so fucking scared.
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 6 months
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Anyway on my way to my exams this morning I saw some baby cows and they wouldn’t stop mooing at me
Y’all wanna see?
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